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By *aven. OP   Woman 5 days ago

no

The one thing no one ever compliments you on?

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By *tannersMan 5 days ago

stanley

People tell me I’m a sarcastic twat sometimes. Does that count?

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By *ensuallover1000Man 5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My bumhole 😢

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By *actile TensionMan 5 days ago

Sussex

Moobs

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By *lectrictouchMan 5 days ago

inverarary

Hair

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By *peedyGMan 5 days ago

Telford

My hair 😭😂

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 5 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

My birthmark

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By *infullyObedientWoman 5 days ago

Woodley

My face

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By *peedyGMan 5 days ago

Telford

Serious answer is my chest

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By *hickthighs-26Woman 5 days ago

the land of vagina

My arse. Its shit tbf

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 5 days ago

Reading

My knees

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By *tannersMan 5 days ago

stanley


"My birthmark "

Is it in the shape of Tasmania?

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By *carlettsWoman 5 days ago

Somewhere out there


"My bumhole 😢"

I dunno, I got a message earlier from a guy that just read "Lick my bum"

Cheeky girls song popped straight into my head.

My point being is someone might love your bum hole if you got it out more?

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By *allySlinkyWoman 5 days ago

Leeds

My flabby, wrinkled stomach after big twins and a cesarean

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By *utoftheBluexWoman 5 days ago

Bot Farm

My belly and my horrible posture, I curve my back and I press my abdomen. I straighten up for the photos on Fab

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By *onin25Man 5 days ago

Durham

My ears

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By *carlettsWoman 5 days ago

Somewhere out there


"My knees"

Mine too, I feel they sag slightly

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 5 days ago

Here. There.

My middle finger cos no one likes it when I ask them to take a good look at it.

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By *hortieWoman 5 days ago

Northampton

Being ornery.

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By *onin25Man 5 days ago

Durham


"My bumhole 😢

I dunno, I got a message earlier from a guy that just read "Lick my bum"

Cheeky girls song popped straight into my head.

My point being is someone might love your bum hole if you got it out more?"

Sounds a bit like you're inviting trouble

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By *aven. OP   Woman 5 days ago

no


"People tell me I’m a sarcastic twat sometimes. Does that count?"
. That just makes you like 99% of everyone on here. Not being sarcastic is quite a novelty these days.

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By *onin25Man 5 days ago

Durham

OP what's yours?

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By *avidNPMan 5 days ago

manchester

My hair it’s receding

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By *earditallWoman 5 days ago

Lancaster

My lips(the ones in my face) can't remember them being complimented in person I have the type of lips that dissappear when I smile

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 5 days ago

In a galaxy far far away


"My birthmark

Is it in the shape of Tasmania?"

It's on my face

From the side of my nose going down to the top of my lip, in the shape of Africa.

I had laser treatment and it's faded, doesn't bother me too much now, and I can cover it with makeup for meets.

But I had a terrible time at school, the kids used to call me Rudolph

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By *aven. OP   Woman 5 days ago

no


"OP what's yours? "

Going by what people don't compliment me on, no one's ever told me I have a nice nose.

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By *enukhanMan 5 days ago

Near Rugby

My bum, I dont like it, I should do something about it but cant be arsed

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By *aven. OP   Woman 5 days ago

no


"My bumhole 😢"

Maybe you just need to show it off a little more

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By *ensuallover1000Man 5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My bumhole 😢

I dunno, I got a message earlier from a guy that just read "Lick my bum"

Cheeky girls song popped straight into my head.

My point being is someone might love your bum hole if you got it out more?"

Ahh you received my message then? 😜

Yes…you’re quite correct; I must bare my bumhole to all and sundry as a novel way of greeting them…

Instant new friends I shall surely make… 😁

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By *ig_eric_tionMan 5 days ago

IPSWICH

My toe hair

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By *onin25Man 5 days ago

Durham


"OP what's yours?

Going by what people don't compliment me on, no one's ever told me I have a nice nose. "

I've never complimented anyone on their nose. And nobody's every complimented mine. Not sure it's a body part people compliment.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 5 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My bumhole 😢

Maybe you just need to show it off a little more"

I need to procure some of those medical clamps to open it up to the absolute maximum diameter for the best photo opportunity…

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By *morousCouple8Couple 5 days ago

holiday in Kent

My lips

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By *onin25Man 5 days ago

Durham


"My lips"

Downstairs or upstairs?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 5 days ago

Round the bend

Belly!

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By *ld Stella HeelsTV/TS 5 days ago

ross on wye

My scars

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By *enukhanMan 5 days ago

Near Rugby


"My lips

Downstairs or upstairs? "

Or do they look the same wherever you are in the house?

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By *actile TensionMan 5 days ago

Sussex


"OP what's yours?

Going by what people don't compliment me on, no one's ever told me I have a nice nose.

I've never complimented anyone on their nose. And nobody's every complimented mine. Not sure it's a body part people compliment. "

My nose gets lots of attention. But i dont like it, id prefer a bigger one

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By *aven. OP   Woman 5 days ago

no


"OP what's yours?

Going by what people don't compliment me on, no one's ever told me I have a nice nose.

I've never complimented anyone on their nose. And nobody's every complimented mine. Not sure it's a body part people compliment. "

You said ears...

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By *hostwolfMan 5 days ago

Burton

I dont like my nose nor my eyes

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 5 days ago

North West

My chin hair. 😢

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By *onin25Man 5 days ago

Durham


"OP what's yours?

Going by what people don't compliment me on, no one's ever told me I have a nice nose.

I've never complimented anyone on their nose. And nobody's every complimented mine. Not sure it's a body part people compliment.

You said ears..."

Some people have nice ears

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By *aven. OP   Woman 5 days ago

no


"OP what's yours?

Going by what people don't compliment me on, no one's ever told me I have a nice nose.

I've never complimented anyone on their nose. And nobody's every complimented mine. Not sure it's a body part people compliment.

You said ears...

Some people have nice ears "

Some people have nice noses

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By *aven. OP   Woman 5 days ago

no


"My chin hair. 😢"

I have enough hair, I don't want this!

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By *onin25Man 5 days ago

Durham


"OP what's yours?

Going by what people don't compliment me on, no one's ever told me I have a nice nose.

I've never complimented anyone on their nose. And nobody's every complimented mine. Not sure it's a body part people compliment.

You said ears...

Some people have nice ears

Some people have nice noses"

I've never seen your nose so I can't say if it's nice, average or not so nice. But either way it's likely nobody would mention it. People have said I have big ears before.

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By *uicyboobiesWoman 5 days ago

Newtownbutler

My belly

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By *aven. OP   Woman 5 days ago

no


"OP what's yours?

Going by what people don't compliment me on, no one's ever told me I have a nice nose.

I've never complimented anyone on their nose. And nobody's every complimented mine. Not sure it's a body part people compliment.

You said ears...

Some people have nice ears

Some people have nice noses

I've never seen your nose so I can't say if it's nice, average or not so nice. But either way it's likely nobody would mention it. People have said I have big ears before. "

Someone said I had fat hamster cheeks.

My face as a whole rarely gets complimented.

But they just make me said so I went with nose. Now I'm sad. Thanks.

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By *carlettsWoman 5 days ago

Somewhere out there


"OP what's yours?

Going by what people don't compliment me on, no one's ever told me I have a nice nose.

I've never complimented anyone on their nose. And nobody's every complimented mine. Not sure it's a body part people compliment.

You said ears...

Some people have nice ears

Some people have nice noses

I've never seen your nose so I can't say if it's nice, average or not so nice. But either way it's likely nobody would mention it. People have said I have big ears before.

Someone said I had fat hamster cheeks.

My face as a whole rarely gets complimented.

But they just make me said so I went with nose. Now I'm sad. Thanks.

"

Personally I think hamsters with fat cheeks look cute, but what do I know

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By *vaRoseWoman 5 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

Legs

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By *onin25Man 5 days ago

Durham


"OP what's yours?

Going by what people don't compliment me on, no one's ever told me I have a nice nose.

I've never complimented anyone on their nose. And nobody's every complimented mine. Not sure it's a body part people compliment.

You said ears...

Some people have nice ears

Some people have nice noses

I've never seen your nose so I can't say if it's nice, average or not so nice. But either way it's likely nobody would mention it. People have said I have big ears before.

Someone said I had fat hamster cheeks.

My face as a whole rarely gets complimented.

But they just make me said so I went with nose. Now I'm sad. Thanks.

"

Really, someone said that. That's mean. And sorry if I made you feel sad. I think the little bits of your face I've seen in your pics look nice, particularly your lips.

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By *issBellaWoman 5 days ago

Town

Nose and belly, both way bigger than I would like 🤷‍♀️

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By *ornyguy666Man 5 days ago

Nottingham

My tiny cock

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By *hostwolfMan 5 days ago

Burton

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By *teelCityCoupleCouple 5 days ago

Sheffield

My sarcastic tone 🙄

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By *hostwolfMan 5 days ago

Burton

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By *insBadMan 5 days ago

& around South Shields

My ever expanding waist line

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By *octor ProdMan 5 days ago

Constantly Travelling With Work

My lack of any type of diplomacy, gets mentioned fairly often

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By *hilloutMan 5 days ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Stubbornness I suppose 😂

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By *oldmilkMan 5 days ago

In trouble, apparently…

My dick.

Because no one can compliment what they don’t see!

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By *morousCouple8Couple 5 days ago

holiday in Kent


"My lips

Downstairs or upstairs?

Or do they look the same wherever you are in the house?"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ib.Man 5 days ago

Hampshire

Yet to find one.

Will bookmark just in case.

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By *ee1993Man 5 days ago

rutland

I’d say my nose

Broken so not great 🤣

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By *liceWalkerTV/TS 5 days ago

Nuneaton

My sarcasm ,my shyness my autism take your pick .

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By *imbob85Man 5 days ago

inverness

My worst thing is my unbelievable ability to to pleasure a woman beyond her wildest dreams, ether that for my compulsive lying am not sure you pic

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By *eardedsparkyMan 5 days ago

Llandudno

Others might say my webbed toes, I personally thinks they’re great. Probably my height?

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple 5 days ago

Walmer, Deal

My whole body

Mrs

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By *rAitchMan 5 days ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The bit between the top of my head and the tips of my toes!

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By *oldmilkMan 5 days ago

In trouble, apparently…


"My whole body

Mrs"

What I’ve seen of your body is fabulous and to be commended!

You’re not getting away with this one!

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple 5 days ago

Walmer, Deal


"My whole body

Mrs

What I’ve seen of your body is fabulous and to be commended!

You’re not getting away with this one!"

Think you need to go specsavers lol

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By *homas400Man 5 days ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

My feet. Probably due to the amount of walking I've done.

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By *oldmilkMan 5 days ago

In trouble, apparently…


"My whole body

Mrs

What I’ve seen of your body is fabulous and to be commended!

You’re not getting away with this one!

Think you need to go specsavers lol"

Have my readers on so I can see what I’m talking about! lol.

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By *ib.Man 5 days ago

Hampshire


"Yet to find one.

Will bookmark just in case."

I hate that I have to cut my nails so often.

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By *morousCouple8Couple 5 days ago

holiday in Kent


"Yet to find one.

Will bookmark just in case.

I hate that I have to cut my nails so often.

"

Oh to be perfect!

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By *ornyscotsman198812Man 5 days ago

Aberdeen

If they are a rangers fan they tend not to like my tattoo on my chest 🤣

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By *herryAgainWoman 5 days ago

Earth

My belly, I don't include it in my photos but i'd love a tummy tuck to slice it off😂

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By *fellMan 5 days ago

The beach surfing

There’s a few…

Skinny legs

Shite butt

Getting old

🤣

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By *rMrs DelightCouple 5 days ago

Wigan

My boobs

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By *ib.Man 5 days ago

Hampshire


"Yet to find one.

Will bookmark just in case.

I hate that I have to cut my nails so often.

Oh to be perfect!"

It truly is a burden.

(I'd honestly have difficulty pinpointing just one - I've just hit a state of acceptance)

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 5 days ago

Gloucestershire

I have a hairy chest = belly button fluff magnet

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By *ib.Man 5 days ago

Hampshire


"I have a hairy chest = belly button fluff magnet "

Weird we don't get butt fluff around out anus too from our underwear.

Life really is full of mysteries.

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By *inkyukxxxCouple 5 days ago

Nottinghamshire

Can’t remember ever getting a compliment about my belly button lol

I absolutely hate my legs though they let me right down 🤣 hubby will tell me off now

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By *ingless QueenWoman 5 days ago

The North where we do what we want

My belly. Actually I have had compliments on it but I hate it myself, 4 children, 1 pregnancy with polyhydraminos and diastasis recti and a cesarean have taken their toll.

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By *inkyukxxxCouple 5 days ago

Nottinghamshire


"Can’t remember ever getting a compliment about my belly button lol

I absolutely hate my legs though they let me right down 🤣 hubby will tell me off now "

Nothing wrong with any part of you ya gorgeous. So ssssshhh up nobhead xx 😘

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By *exyScientistsCouple 5 days ago

Castlebar

My legs 🫣

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By *inkyukxxxCouple 5 days ago

Nottinghamshire


"Can’t remember ever getting a compliment about my belly button lol

I absolutely hate my legs though they let me right down 🤣 hubby will tell me off now

Nothing wrong with any part of you ya gorgeous. So ssssshhh up nobhead xx 😘 "

and I made you 💦by playing with ya belly button on its own!. Haha.

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By *ad NannaWoman 5 days ago

East London

My terrible memory.

Or, my belly button.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My teeth. There's a reason I don't smile with my mouth open. 😬

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By *addy bareMan 5 days ago

southend

My cock! Only men want it! 🥶

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By *aked beachMan 5 days ago

22 The Avenue

On another thread I commented that I’m often told I look better from behind, so I’m guess my worst feature is my front!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 5 days ago

Central

My hair - it's much too long, in many instances and can be a nuisance for me.

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By *icecouple561Couple 5 days ago
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East Sussex

My feet.

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By *macMan 5 days ago

between York n Leeds

waist

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