Women I have to hand it to you - as I said to the lady in a blindfold- a quite enjoy a sit down wee.
It’s comfortable, you can take in the surroundings and not worry about wetting your feet and generally ponder the existence of God.
Don’t get me wrong, stand up peeing has its advantages such as avoiding queues, make full use of a shrub as a makeshift facility and enjoying conversation with fellow urinaters.
But, women, sit down to pee and enjoy it, I’m with you.  |
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"I think it depends on the dangle.
The boyfriend with a massive ballbag hates sitting down to wee 💜"
Bloody hell if it’s dipping in then a call to the Guinness. Ok of records might be on the cards. |
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Apparently if a guy sits down he empties his bladder more, than when standing up, plus it doesnt go everywhere when you've not got the light on, hmm danger pee, can you get it all in without the light on? |
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"Standing up to pee is an advantage guys will never fully appreciate. Desperate to pee on a long stretch of road with no laybys is a hell reserved only for women who don't own a shewee. "
And there's the equally challenging scenario of having to squat above the loo because there's either no seat or it's covered in god knows what, when you stop at a motorway service station... |
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By *hortieWoman 3 days ago
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"Standing up to pee is an advantage guys will never fully appreciate. Desperate to pee on a long stretch of road with no laybys is a hell reserved only for women who don't own a shewee. "
I can pee standing up.. as a few biker friends (male) can attest to after we were well oiled one night and some bright spark (cough) decided to see who could pee highest up a wall. I was second highest by a couple of inches.
Still remains one of my proudest moments. |
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"Standing up to pee is an advantage guys will never fully appreciate. Desperate to pee on a long stretch of road with no laybys is a hell reserved only for women who don't own a shewee.
I can pee standing up.. as a few biker friends (male) can attest to after we were well oiled one night and some bright spark (cough) decided to see who could pee highest up a wall. I was second highest by a couple of inches.
Still remains one of my proudest moments."
I salute and envy your achievement
I reckon I could if it wasn't at the side of a motorway with traffic whizzing past and I could get the right traction and angle
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"Not sure how the blindfolded woman fits into this story but whatever makes you happy OP.
Mrs x
Ahhhh, I see!!! (Said the blind man to the deaf dog)
Still not got it??
AHH well, nevermind...."
You got it. |
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"Standing up to pee is an advantage guys will never fully appreciate. Desperate to pee on a long stretch of road with no laybys is a hell reserved only for women who don't own a shewee.
I can pee standing up.. as a few biker friends (male) can attest to after we were well oiled one night and some bright spark (cough) decided to see who could pee highest up a wall. I was second highest by a couple of inches.
Still remains one of my proudest moments."
This reminds me of Alexander Pope’s 18th-century mock-epic poem, The Dunciad.
It features a satirical scene in Book II where rival London journalists compete in a peeing contest to see who can urinate the highest. The scene, designed to mirror the scandalous, low-brow journalism of the era, features the characters, including a parody of publisher Eliza Haywood, aiming to achieve significant height.
The text of the scene is online in Poetry Archive. |
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