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Hey everyone!
The bar was supposed to be closed tonight for my night off. I’d put a “meet me” event thingy up and changed my status to “message me if you fancy a social tonight - bar/walk around Chester”.
I got four replies;
Two women; one of which is 200 miles away, which makes the social a little problematic, and one local lady didn’t have face pics, and refused to send them.
Two men; both of which must have misread the F for M. It’s an easy mistake to make! Unfortunately, both have incompatible body parts. I like the humans with the holes and curves, not the other low-value ones that everyone hates! Ha!
Anyway, bar to open at 10pm.
Girls, please remember to put tampons and pads in the bins provided, not thrown on the floor in the toilets.
Cheers!!! |
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"Can I please have a diet cola with ice and a slice?
Cause I'm well posh innit 
P.s. the sanitary product mess in the ladies was her down there ⬇️🤫"
Yes of course. As they’d say in Birmingham; “uyce and a sluyce!”
Lol. Dirty ladies. Someone’s going to get banned. |
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"oh god ive been in some toilets where sanitary towels have been left on the floor. What possess the dirty gits"
God knows. My mum works in a hotel and she says “women are vile”. I wouldn’t know personally. |
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"oh god ive been in some toilets where sanitary towels have been left on the floor. What possess the dirty gits
God knows. My mum works in a hotel and she says “women are vile”. I wouldn’t know personally. "
Gender neutral toilets in uni. Some women are disgusting. Cleanliness should be a mandatory subject for everyone at GCSE level. |
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"oh god ive been in some toilets where sanitary towels have been left on the floor. What possess the dirty gits
God knows. My mum works in a hotel and she says “women are vile”. I wouldn’t know personally.
Gender neutral toilets in uni. Some women are disgusting. Cleanliness should be a mandatory subject for everyone at GCSE level."
Do you think it’s laziness or poor structure/discipline at home? I do know someone who just isn’t used to organisation. She just dumps stuff everywhere. The house is a mess but she thinks it’s normal. |
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"Can I have a chilled bottle of pinot please? Two glasses in case anyone would like to join me
Perfecto sireeeeeee,
It’s kept at around 13c or so. I hope that ok for you.
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That will quite fine. Thank you for that |
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"JJ do you have any of the scampi fries tucked behind your bar?
You know, the ones that make your breath stink, but are so moerish 🤤
Can I have 6 packets please?  "
Yes, those are on those hanging cards. Are they the green ones? I’ll have to have a look. We’ve got nuts and all sorts here. Hang on a minute. |
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"Can I have a chilled bottle of pinot please? Two glasses in case anyone would like to join me
Perfecto sireeeeeee,
It’s kept at around 13c or so. I hope that ok for you.
That will quite fine. Thank you for that"
There we gooooooooooooo…. Ooops, is that lipstick on one of the glasses?!? I’ll just change that for you. |
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks
Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then"
Shhhhhh 🤫
I won't tell if you don't
What flavours of crisps have you got left? |
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks
Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then
Shhhhhh 🤫
I won't tell if you don't
What flavours of crisps have you got left? "
Dont tell JJ but ive got plain, prawn cocktail, salt and vinegar and cheese and onion
But thats our secret |
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks
Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then
Shhhhhh 🤫
I won't tell if you don't
What flavours of crisps have you got left? Dont tell JJ but ive got plain, prawn cocktail, salt and vinegar and cheese and onion
But thats our secret"
***Secret handshake***
Can I have 3 of each and I'll pop a note in your thong later  |
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks
Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then"
A scotch egg?!?! Love, it’s a late night bar!!! It’s crisps, nuts, etc!!!!
Here, have some nuts (I just shaved them!) lol. |
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks
Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then
Shhhhhh 🤫
I won't tell if you don't
What flavours of crisps have you got left? "
Ladies!!!! Please!!! Bar rules!!! |
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks
Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then
Shhhhhh 🤫
I won't tell if you don't
What flavours of crisps have you got left? Dont tell JJ but ive got plain, prawn cocktail, salt and vinegar and cheese and onion
But thats our secret
***Secret handshake***
Can I have 3 of each and I'll pop a note in your thong later "
Hmmmmmm…. I think I can tell who’s being naughty in the bar. It better not be you two with those pads and tampons. |
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"Good evening OP,
Being late in the evening , please may I have a large malt whiskey 🥃 please, with a drop of water … if that’s ok ?
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I have Glenlivet.
A gentleman came in here a few days ago and asked for a very specific bottle. It was £300 a bottle. I had to explain that we don’t have those in stock. Just the basics. |
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks
Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then
Shhhhhh 🤫
I won't tell if you don't
What flavours of crisps have you got left? Dont tell JJ but ive got plain, prawn cocktail, salt and vinegar and cheese and onion
But thats our secret
***Secret handshake***
Can I have 3 of each and I'll pop a note in your thong later "
you can but becareful hes back  |
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks
Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then
Shhhhhh 🤫
I won't tell if you don't
What flavours of crisps have you got left? Dont tell JJ but ive got plain, prawn cocktail, salt and vinegar and cheese and onion
But thats our secret
***Secret handshake***
Can I have 3 of each and I'll pop a note in your thong later you can but becareful hes back "
Lols |
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"Good evening OP,
Being late in the evening , please may I have a large malt whiskey 🥃 please, with a drop of water … if that’s ok ?
I have Glenlivet.
A gentleman came in here a few days ago and asked for a very specific bottle. It was £300 a bottle. I had to explain that we don’t have those in stock. Just the basics. "
Just perfect … thanks OP
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"Ive plenty of crisps to go with the drinks
Hey Diamo!!! You’re not allowed to bring your own crisps in!! We sell them here. whoops I will have a scotch egg then
A scotch egg?!?! Love, it’s a late night bar!!! It’s crisps, nuts, etc!!!!I will have kp salted peanuts if I must
Here, have some nuts (I just shaved them!) lol. "
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"Good evening OP,
Being late in the evening , please may I have a large malt whiskey 🥃 please, with a drop of water … if that’s ok ?
I have Glenlivet.
A gentleman came in here a few days ago and asked for a very specific bottle. It was £300 a bottle. I had to explain that we don’t have those in stock. Just the basics.
Just perfect … thanks OP
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Enjoy!! |
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not?
Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?!am I allowed to bring my own"
Nooooooooo!!!! What is it with you bringing you own drink and snacks!!! We have rent to pay for!!! |
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not?
Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?!am I allowed to bring my own
Nooooooooo!!!! What is it with you bringing you own drink and snacks!!! We have rent to pay for!!!"
lol, well pour me a large one. Ive 50% on my phone and not going to bed just yet |
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not?
Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?!am I allowed to bring my own
Nooooooooo!!!! What is it with you bringing you own drink and snacks!!! We have rent to pay for!!!lol, well pour me a large one. Ive 50% on my phone and not going to bed just yet"
Ok, ok, finally, you don’t mind supporting your local!!!
Here you go! |
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not?
Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?!am I allowed to bring my own
Nooooooooo!!!! What is it with you bringing you own drink and snacks!!! We have rent to pay for!!!lol, well pour me a large one. Ive 50% on my phone and not going to bed just yet
Ok, ok, finally, you don’t mind supporting your local!!!
Here you go!"
I just opened another of your fine gins in your absence.I helped myself |
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"Do I open a new bottle of gin or not?
Lol, from the bar or have you brought your own in?!am I allowed to bring my own
Nooooooooo!!!! What is it with you bringing you own drink and snacks!!! We have rent to pay for!!!lol, well pour me a large one. Ive 50% on my phone and not going to bed just yet
Ok, ok, finally, you don’t mind supporting your local!!!
Here you go!I just opened another of your fine gins in your absence.I helped myself "
Wow, wow, wow!!!! You can’t just go behind the bar!!!!! Oh my god!!! What have you opened now?!?! |
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast
What’s with all this abuse!!! I’m going to have to get security! Lol, I’ll hire a massive lesbian to protect me. 6’6 heavyweight. "
oh your back. I fancy cheese on toast
Are you serving that or do I have to make my own |
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!"
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar |
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar "
Nah, that place is quiet i heard! |
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast
What’s with all this abuse!!! I’m going to have to get security! Lol, I’ll hire a massive lesbian to protect me. 6’6 heavyweight. oh your back. I fancy cheese on toast
Are you serving that or do I have to make my own"
It’s 1am love, this is a late night bar, in a nice area, not a takeaway outside some shitty club!!!
We stop serving food at 10pm!!! |
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar "
Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!! |
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Nah, that place is quiet i heard!"
Lolz |
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!!"
Tell me about it, just finished a 9 hour shift in a crazy busy one and thought I'd try yours for a relaxing drink before bed |
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"Bar tender is a light weight. Im considering cheese on toast
I fancy cheese on toast now too
We’ve stopped serving food I’m sorry!
We have crisps, nuts and all that stuff!!
You have nuts? .. "
You may find it hard to believe, but yes hahahaha |
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!!
Tell me about it, just finished a 9 hour shift in a crazy busy one and thought I'd try yours for a relaxing drink before bed "
Which one?! In Aiya? |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this"
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? |
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!!
Tell me about it, just finished a 9 hour shift in a crazy busy one and thought I'd try yours for a relaxing drink before bed
Which one?! In Aiya?"
In Prot |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? "
you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite"
Just need wine then |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then "
Ive got gin. You will have to bring wine with you |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? "
Hahahahahahaah |
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!!
Tell me about it, just finished a 9 hour shift in a crazy busy one and thought I'd try yours for a relaxing drink before bed
Which one?! In Aiya?
In Prot "
I don’t remember that place x |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then "
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then Ive got gin. You will have to bring wine with you"
The gin can stay here. You took it off the shelf. Win is staying here too.
You’ll have to go to a late night shop! |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. "
I just read ‘piss on my bar’ |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. "
touchy touchy
If you served food later we wouldnt have to leave |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’"
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck. |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar. touchy touchy
If you served food later we wouldnt have to leave"
It’s not worth turning the fryers on, the machines etc!!!
You lot have been a nightmare tonight!!! |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck. "
pmsl |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck. "
Awful!
Got crisps? |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck.
Awful!
Got crisps? "
Ive got crisps |
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"I'll have a Monkey 57 with tonic please
I actually meant a Monkey 47, bloody typos 🙄 but dying of thirst here bartender 😜
I understood!! Dying of thirst….. ahhhh, Cyprus!!!
It's ok, you made it just in time, was about to leave for another bar
Lols, some demanding customers tonight. God!!!!
Tell me about it, just finished a 9 hour shift in a crazy busy one and thought I'd try yours for a relaxing drink before bed
Which one?! In Aiya?
In Prot
I don’t remember that place x"
Protaras |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck.
Awful!
Got crisps? "
Yes we have! 2 for £1! |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck.
Awful!
Got crisps?
Yes we have! 2 for £1!"
2 crisps for a quid?! |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck.
Awful!
Got crisps?
Yes we have! 2 for £1!
2 crisps for a quid?! "
For you yeah!!! Ha! |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck.
Awful!
Got crisps?
Yes we have! 2 for £1!
2 crisps for a quid?!
For you yeah!!! Ha!"
Ok let me lick a few see if i want to buy |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck.
Awful!
Got crisps?
Yes we have! 2 for £1!
2 crisps for a quid?!
For you yeah!!! Ha!
Ok let me lick a few see if i want to buy "
Lols!!! Right!!!
Bed time!!! Everybody out my pub!!!
Slayyy gurl!!! |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck.
Awful!
Got crisps?
Yes we have! 2 for £1!
2 crisps for a quid?!
For you yeah!!! Ha!
Ok let me lick a few see if i want to buy
Lols!!! Right!!!
Bed time!!! Everybody out my pub!!!
Slayyy gurl!!!"
Roitgerraamaaapubyaslaaaags
That’s one word btw |
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"Its hard work keeping up with a thread isnt it op
Multitasking gurllll.
Messages and this and facefuck.
Master of multi!!!oooh arnt you Mr popular
It’s my delightful charm!!! "
lol I found it hard enough keeping up with my rice pudding thread
Who would of thought such a thread would be so popular |
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck.
Awful!
Got crisps?
Yes we have! 2 for £1!
2 crisps for a quid?!
For you yeah!!! Ha!
Ok let me lick a few see if i want to buy
Lols!!! Right!!!
Bed time!!! Everybody out my pub!!!
Slayyy gurl!!!
Roitgerraamaaapubyaslaaaags
That’s one word btw "
That’s level 10 of gayness. I’m stuck at level 2. |
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"Its hard work keeping up with a thread isnt it op
Multitasking gurllll.
Messages and this and facefuck.
Master of multi!!!oooh arnt you Mr popular
It’s my delightful charm!!! lol I found it hard enough keeping up with my rice pudding thread
Who would of thought such a thread would be so popular"
The weirder the better on here.
No joke, some lady has just made a status “any fella wanna pay for my new teeth?!”
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"cheese on toast round diamonds house
What kind of bar is this
Tell me about it.
I’m just gonna see if I can get bummed in the loos then I’ll be over. Have you got crumpets? I can get some en route? you need to get some but ive lashings of.lurpak, cheese and marmite
Just need wine then
God, then you can all piss off, out of my bar.
I just read ‘piss on my bar’
I’m going to need to get security for tomorrow.
I’ve got bitches throwing tampons and pads everywhere, people robbing drinks, eating food in here from other places. Now a tv wandering around fucking guys in the toilets, pissing everywhere.
Holy fuck.
Awful!
Got crisps?
Yes we have! 2 for £1!
2 crisps for a quid?!
For you yeah!!! Ha!
Ok let me lick a few see if i want to buy
Lols!!! Right!!!
Bed time!!! Everybody out my pub!!!
Slayyy gurl!!!
Roitgerraamaaapubyaslaaaags
That’s one word btw
That’s level 10 of gayness. I’m stuck at level 2. "
Dammit I’m laughing |
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"You going to bed op?Ive only just started my second bottle of gin
Im gonna think about him and have a wank. That’ll teach him. 💪"
Shouldn't start something he cant finish. You have your wank. Serves him right |
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