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Things you can say about your car but not your partner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can turn my car on any time of the day

What can you say about your car that you can't say about your partner

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Yeh I can fit 4 full grown men inside her."

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Nah mate, borrow her any time, I only really ever use her on the weekend."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The neighbours don't bat an eyelid when I get her all soapy on my driveway before slowly washing the soap away with my hose and then carefully rubbing all over with a soft cloth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine keeps going forever

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

At least cars come with instruction manuals...

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

She's a vintage 1929.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When giver her a twiddle and tune up I don't mind when she backfires

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

When she breaks I've got a mate who just gets right in there and fixes her up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn those are some big headlamps...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just throw your stuff in the back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks ok from 20 feet away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a cheap runaround

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it exists

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just put my 15 year old escort in a ditch and fucked it good style

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

It needs a good thrashing

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

The emissions are too high...

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Great little runner despite the high mileage and poor body work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old banger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rattles when I bang the back door?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He always gets me there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shes not pretty but she gets me there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being inside you makes me stupid.

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Her rings shot..

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Ready for oiling and a good service.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't groan going up hill.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rattles when I bang the back door?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No yearly tax to pay

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

We sell any car

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

looks really cute with fluffy dice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Needs a new pair of shafts

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

I've had more thanks from people I've lent my car to, than from guys who've fucked my wife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never fails to turn on 1st thing in morning

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I've just updated to a newer model

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Will you fucking get a move on'

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

""Nah mate, borrow her any time, I only really ever use her on the weekend.""

You're worryingly good at these

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its completely fucked..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/05/17 13:03:20]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got my money's worth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hows the milage you ask??

Not high, its just been layin there for years, will need the cobwebs blown out of it.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Time to trade you in for a younger model.

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By *ussiesCouple over a year ago

gwent

She loves going dogging, and the dirty old men get straight because she's warm inside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She loves going dogging, and the dirty old men get straight because she's warm inside "

And the car fires on all fours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't take much to fill her up.

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