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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And i mean no offence to anyone, but i cant deal with cockeyes

dont know if you looking at me or some bugger behind me....

there, ive said it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

which one of you said that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Behind you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And i mean no offence to anyone, but i cant deal with cockeyes

dont know if you looking at me or some bugger behind me....

there, ive said it

I mis-read that at first and I thought you said cockneys!...

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

lol only had this the other day. at the airport a woman was asking us a question and neither of us could work out if she was talking to us

I answered her anyway and she seemed happy with that. Felt bad really bless.

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And i mean no offence to anyone, but i cant deal with cockeyes

dont know if you looking at me or some bugger behind me....

there, ive said it

I mis-read that at first and I thought you said cockneys!...

Hhahahah that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My best friend said this about a cross-eyed guy she knew.

"He looked at you like one eye was going to the shops for chocolate and the other was coming home with the change"

I still giggle at her description.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My best friend said this about a cross-eyed guy she knew.

"He looked at you like one eye was going to the shops for chocolate and the other was coming home with the change"

I still giggle at her description.

Hhahahahaha

met one in a pub once and he says "hello" and i turns to see who he talking to and its a brick wall.

I felt a right plonker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My best friend said this about a cross-eyed guy she knew.

"He looked at you like one eye was going to the shops for chocolate and the other was coming home with the change"

I still giggle at her description.

Hhahahahaha

met one in a pub once and he says "hello" and i turns to see who he talking to and its a brick wall.

I felt a right plonker

Beats dodging left and right trying to catch their eye.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pmsl,.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After all the worry and harrowing reading in the riots threads, I happened upon this light hearted one and have sat here giggling like a loon.

I'm glad it caught my eye. ( the good one! )

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

a little light relief in the midst of the storm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a cock eye worse when I'm tired have had a few ppl look behind them to see who I'm talking to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhh god.....

sorry debs

no offence meant, honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohhhhhhhh god.....

sorry debs

no offence meant, honest

It's ok none taken

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

cripes, i feels awful now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a cock eye worse when I'm tired have had a few ppl look behind them to see who I'm talking to

My sister and her daughter are the same, they get tired and one eye is looking at the ceiling the other at me, they have both had to have operations to shift muscles around their eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im off to bed, before i get into trouble. lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a cock eye worse when I'm tired have had a few ppl look behind them to see who I'm talking to

My sister and her daughter are the same, they get tired and one eye is looking at the ceiling the other at me, they have both had to have operations to shift muscles around their eyes. "

I use to have to wear glasses as a kid with a patch on good eye worked for a while but as I've got older it's got worse again , I've got so use to it I forget I have it it's only when people look at me funny I remember

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I got used to the name calling when i was at primary school because my dad had a false eye and it just stares. If you cant be doing with that makes you wonder what other problems people have that people cant deal with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"cripes, i feels awful now

Hey honest it's fine doesn't bother me at all it can come in handy when perving 1 eye on person talking to and the other on hunk behind them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's how the people who have the problems cope. My sister has always had a wicked sense of humour and would be the first to laugh and jest about her problem.

I used to take some hidings as a kid as she went to a 'special school' and yes she took a 'special school bus' so local kids would pick on me because of my sisters disabilities.

She used to laugh when I told her I'd had another hiding, she'd ask which of us was supposed to be the daft one when I was the one with the cuts and bruises?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They only time it ever bothers me is trying to see them pictures within pictures very frustrating being told what's suppose to be there and I can't see it at all

Got told a Cpl years ago it's cos my eyes dont work together which is great means I'm not just daft for not seeing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well it was never my intention to "name call" and i apologise unreservedly ...

Light hearted banter aint allowed it seems

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it was never my intention to "name call" and i apologise unreservedly ...

Light hearted banter aint allowed it seems

And I have taken it all as light hearted banter as I said up there doesn't bother me at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks deb

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

You mean people with one eye looking at you one eye looking for you?....when they cry the tears run down their back?

We known the type...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You mean people with one eye looking at you one eye looking for you?....when they cry the tears run down their back?

We known the type..."

Pmsl that's not fair I can't do that well not yet anyway

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"And i mean no offence to anyone, but i cant deal with cockeyes

dont know if you looking at me or some bugger behind me....

there, ive said it

"
You just wanted to type the word COCK peaches....fess up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it was never my intention to "name call" and i apologise unreservedly ...

Light hearted banter aint allowed it seems

Ah Peaches we know it wasn't your intention to name call or offend, but on such a diverse site like this one with lots of different folks then things like this will offend. I know it was meant as lighthearted but deep down it will be hurtful to those who have this problem or have others in their family who do. And of course others will post and add comments which may not be intended as lighthearted.

My 5yr old niece has this problem too, but she has other disabilities, she's in a wheelchair as she can't walk, so this is the least of her problems. She does have an eye patch which she grumbles about wearing. Since we've told her that she looks like Captain Jack Sparrow she's ok.

She will be able to have an operation to sort it, she's got to have so many ops on her legs tho that its a shame its yet a further thing to go though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to have trouble seeing eye to eye to eye with my ex...

Even worse talking to her mother face to face to face...

Plus... I got problems with Yamyams... and I are one...

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By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Its not just a problem with humans, my dog suffers from the same condition. Was why I decided to take him home - gave him character

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i find people who are slightly cross eyed to be very cute

don't ask me why but it's always had that effect on me

i also quite like sticky out ears on men

summat very cute about um

on _adcows comment, my sister had a golden retriever who went cross eyed when he was tired - soooooooooo cute (helped by the fact he was a big soft lump too)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i find people who are slightly cross eyed to be very cute

don't ask me why but it's always had that effect on me

i also quite like sticky out ears on men

summat very cute about um

on _adcows comment, my sister had a golden retriever who went cross eyed when he was tired - soooooooooo cute (helped by the fact he was a big soft lump too)"

me too no idea why it should make it as such but i find it endearing for some reason

a friend at work has a turn in her eye which is not obvious all the time but when we have a particularly long busy day it becomes apparent and i think she just looks so damn cute when it happens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This question is not meant to cause any offense but can you not tell your eye has turned, I mean do you not get a more wider view? ... Panoramic

I have always thought about that but never had the balls to ask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This question is not meant to cause any offense but can you not tell your eye has turned, I mean do you not get a more wider view? ... Panoramic

I have always thought about that but never had the balls to ask

well that's a hard one to answer because they see with their eyes and not yours - so woteva their field of vision is, it is the one that is normal to them ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This question is not meant to cause any offense but can you not tell your eye has turned, I mean do you not get a more wider view? ... Panoramic

I have always thought about that but never had the balls to ask

I never have a clue its only when someone looks behind them to see who im talking to and yes it does happen that i know its gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes ."

As someone who has a cock eye I havnt found this thread in the least bit offence in fact its nice to know that some people find it cute and i also have to say that anyone I have meet either in normal life or from here have never been rude about it at all we have always had a laugh when it goes astray. But thats me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes .

I know. You have lovely blue eyes Deb. Shame one blew one way and one blew the other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes .

Actually i just told a lie was once called a wonkey eyed fat gutted slag by a guy on here cos after the your lovely fancy a shag message he got pissed off when i said no wasnt for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes .

I know. You have lovely blue eyes Deb. Shame one blew one way and one blew the other

Pmsl cheeky shit they hazel get it right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes .

I know. You have lovely blue eyes Deb. Shame one blew one way and one blew the other

Pmsl cheeky shit they hazel get it right

i know, i know but i couldn't get the old one liner in with that could i ?

besides, when i looked at ur pic, i must confess your eyes weren't the first things that drew me in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes .

I know. You have lovely blue eyes Deb. Shame one blew one way and one blew the other

Pmsl cheeky shit they hazel get it right

i know, i know but i couldn't get the old one liner in with that could i ?

besides, when i looked at ur pic, i must confess your eyes weren't the first things that drew me in

go on tell me it was me fat gut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes .

I know. You have lovely blue eyes Deb. Shame one blew one way and one blew the other

Pmsl cheeky shit they hazel get it right

i know, i know but i couldn't get the old one liner in with that could i ?

besides, when i looked at ur pic, i must confess your eyes weren't the first things that drew me in

go on tell me it was me fat gut

didn't get that far down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes .

I know. You have lovely blue eyes Deb. Shame one blew one way and one blew the other

Pmsl cheeky shit they hazel get it right

i know, i know but i couldn't get the old one liner in with that could i ?

besides, when i looked at ur pic, i must confess your eyes weren't the first things that drew me in

go on tell me it was me fat gut

didn't get that far down

woo hoo the eyes have it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes ."

1st, my apologies are there for the record..

2nD.

Im no where near perfect BUT.....

some people need to seriously lighten up and get a sense of humour transplant , the fecking worlds gone bloody mad and it seems to be rapidly spreading

end of

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes .

1st, my apologies are there for the record..

2nD.

Im no where near perfect BUT.....

some people need to seriously lighten up and get a sense of humour transplant , the fecking worlds gone bloody mad and it seems to be rapidly spreading

end of

Peaches, you got my support. I seen the thread and knew right off that you were just having some fun and meant nothing by it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So sad that some people are that perfect that they have to joke at others misfortunes .

1st, my apologies are there for the record..

2nD.

Im no where near perfect BUT.....

some people need to seriously lighten up and get a sense of humour transplant , the fecking worlds gone bloody mad and it seems to be rapidly spreading

end of

Peaches, you got my support. I seen the thread and knew right off that you were just having some fun and meant nothing by it.

Mine as well xx

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Well said Laine.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

Ok for

1. I really don't think this was meant to be offensive.

2. Don't try and get around mail blocks by putting people on the spot on the forums if they have mail preferences set. It is against rules.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I apologise for attempting to apologise.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

You could have kept your rolly eyes to yourself, no one would have known it was you who tried to break rules.

Rules are there for a reason and apply to everyone, whatever the reason you were doing it.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

PS the OP wants the thread shut as she didn't intend to upset anyone.

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