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"Mines a true fact about me. If I shaved it all. I will change it to. Shaven haven Smooth minge. " Please stay as furry box. ![]() | |||
"Do you mean ones like yours?" I'm guessing you were going to have justinbieber as your username. Thank god autocorrect stepped in. ![]() | |||
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"I’m wearing flats. " Ooh, pants on fire. ![]() | |||
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"I’m wearing flats. " Fake profile ![]() | |||
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"I'm Spanish and brunette, so I'm true to my word ![]() Tempted, soooooooo tempted. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm Spanish and brunette, so I'm true to my word ![]() ![]() ![]() NOT ITALIAN ![]() | |||
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"I'm Spanish and brunette, so I'm true to my word ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm Kelly and I'm fab ![]() Yeah you are ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm Kelly and I'm fab ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"Is London on the coast? I'm not a real doctor in case you were wondering. ![]() Technically it could be, the Thames is tidal as far as Teddington to the west | |||
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"I'm not really a shapeshifter and I'm not coming to a cinema near you" you work with animals miss tick | |||
"Is London on the coast? I'm not a real doctor in case you were wondering. ![]() I'm going to have to check that with Nicholas Crane. ![]() | |||
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"I'm really stripey" not dotty as in blonde then | |||
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"I'm Kelly and I'm fab ![]() True story. ![]() | |||
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"I'm really stripey" You can stripe for us anytime ![]() | |||
"Im.called rodney" ![]() | |||
"I'm really stripey" You're an optical illusion, an oasis in life's desert. ![]() | |||
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"New pic to show I'm a brunette. I really don't know how to show I'm Spanish, maybe I need castanets ![]() Or a sangria or a donkey | |||
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"New pic to show I'm a brunette. I really don't know how to show I'm Spanish, maybe I need castanets ![]() I'm up for sangria Donkey is a NOOOOOOO ![]() | |||
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"My name isn’t really Dan (it’s actually right at the other end of the spectrum!) but many do think I’m a berk. So one out of two ain’t bad! " Yes to the berk ![]() | |||
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"I’m not really s seductive kisser Honest I’m not ![]() Prove it. | |||
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"Do you mean ones like yours? I'm guessing you were going to have justinbieber as your username. Thank god autocorrect stepped in. ![]() You guessed wrong then as I can spell and don't need to use auto-correct in my messages. | |||
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"Guilty. Compared to the monsters you see on here I'm actually not hung. But need to pay to change it" Top grade shady here, the fifty is for effect ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m not really s seductive kisser Honest I’m not ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m not a tart.... ![]() Treacle is sweet & sticky ![]() | |||
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"Hubbys is not a post man and I'm not a cat ![]() Pmsl ![]() | |||
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"Im not a unicorn, i have two legs not four ![]() Bet you got the horn tho ![]() | |||
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"Im not a unicorn, i have two legs not four ![]() ![]() On occasions ![]() | |||
"I don't have a serious chest infection." ![]() | |||
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"I don't have a serious chest infection. ![]() And I'm not 67.....yet ![]() | |||
"New pic to show I'm a brunette. I really don't know how to show I'm Italian, maybe I need chianti and pasta ![]() I bloody knew it!!!!!!!! ![]() | |||
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"I don’t do red .... ![]() Well you pull off pink extremely well ![]() | |||
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