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By *oastal1968 OP Man over a year ago

London

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Do you mean ones like yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is London on the coast? I'm not a real doctor in case you were wondering.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Blackrock

I really don’t understand this thread could someone explain it please. I’m a part time blonde

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I can manipulate magnetic fields with my mind. Honestly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines a true fact about me.

If I shaved it all. I will change it to.

Shaven haven

Smooth minge.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Mines a true fact about me.

If I shaved it all. I will change it to.

Shaven haven

Smooth minge. "

Please stay as furry box.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean ones like yours?"

I'm guessing you were going to have justinbieber as your username. Thank god autocorrect stepped in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m wearing flats.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im short

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m wearing flats. "

Ooh, pants on fire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I almost got a meet last year.

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By *awk90Man over a year ago

Amsterdam

I am in actual fact NOT a bird of prey, it's just what my name translates to! ^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im.called rodney

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I am not the whole of the Midlands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m Shaun Hagger and two cool numbers.

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"I’m wearing flats. "

Fake profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not really a BBW. I’m actually a size 8.

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

I'm Spanish and brunette, so I'm true to my word

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not at all passionate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What like someone called friendly-guy or similar who you politely decline then get a massive rant of abuse from??!

Apologies if there is someone actually called that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh we are a bunch of fraudsters lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On another note where is toy town it looks lovely

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

Not here

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm Spanish and brunette, so I'm true to my word

Tempted, soooooooo tempted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one knows were here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to think mines self explanatory

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"I'm Spanish and brunette, so I'm true to my word

Tempted, soooooooo tempted.

NOT ITALIAN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am kinky but im not a bird of the feathered variety

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm Spanish and brunette, so I'm true to my word

Tempted, soooooooo tempted.

NOT ITALIAN

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Kelly and I'm fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t actually like Cola...

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Hook

I’m on a quest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually in a chair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Kelly and I'm fab

Yeah you are

I however, am not really noble!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

I am usually horny, i am always little and mostly sub....so yea, a pretty fair reflection.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t actually need to fuck you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something containing newbie when they've been here years

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By *od ThrusterMan over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

I can clear drains!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’re really vanilla

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines a lie, i'm called dave

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

No..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t have 4 paws

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple over a year ago

Falkirk

We are not in Central Scotland

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

My name is not really Lucy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Kelly and I'm fab

Yeah you are

I however, am not really noble!

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Is London on the coast? I'm not a real doctor in case you were wondering.

Technically it could be, the Thames is tidal as far as Teddington to the west

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I am not a _andybeach altho I do cover quite a large area ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not really a shapeshifter and I'm not coming to a cinema near you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not really a shapeshifter and I'm not coming to a cinema near you"
you work with animals miss tick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is London on the coast? I'm not a real doctor in case you were wondering.

Technically it could be, the Thames is tidal as far as Teddington to the west"

I'm going to have to check that with Nicholas Crane.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm really stripey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm really stripey"
not dotty as in blonde then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m kitty kat

Names Kate and I love pussy!

Not misleading in the slightest

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By *ackspopCouple over a year ago

Wymondham

Don't have any offspring named Jack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not really no9_god, in fact I’m not even any of numbers 1 to 8 gods either!!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm Kelly and I'm fab

True story.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name isnot actually jamie

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

Hubbys is not a post man and I'm not a cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a tactless negligent redhead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm really stripey"

You can stripe for us anytime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im.called rodney"

actually snort laughed at this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm really stripey"

You're an optical illusion, an oasis in life's desert.

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

New pic to show I'm a brunette. I really don't know how to show I'm Spanish, maybe I need castanets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"New pic to show I'm a brunette. I really don't know how to show I'm Spanish, maybe I need castanets

Or a sangria or a donkey

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

I am probably pretty close to some kind of dirty aso. Not my fault I'm a compulsive cum flicker.

Watch the door handles in my area

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"New pic to show I'm a brunette. I really don't know how to show I'm Spanish, maybe I need castanets

Or a sangria or a donkey "

I'm up for sangria

Donkey is a NOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name isn’t really Dan (it’s actually right at the other end of the spectrum!) but many do think I’m a berk. So one out of two ain’t bad!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name isn’t really Dan (it’s actually right at the other end of the spectrum!) but many do think I’m a berk. So one out of two ain’t bad! "

Yes to the berk

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

I don’t have grapes growing on me. A couple of plums, that’s all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines erm my name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not really s seductive kisser

Honest I’m not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not really s seductive kisser

Honest I’m not

Prove it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I'm still a virgin, as I split with my fiance before the wedding - I thought SophieVirgin would have too short of a shelf life.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Do you mean ones like yours?

I'm guessing you were going to have justinbieber as your username. Thank god autocorrect stepped in.

You guessed wrong then as I can spell and don't need to use auto-correct in my messages.

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I really am from Eton and we really are a mess

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Maybe BigMac would be more appropriate now I’m single

However I’ve never had a Big Mac. More a Quarter Pounder with cheese fan.

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By *oastal1968 OP Man over a year ago

London

I work in London and Live on the coast. The Thames is a tidal river. Thanks Doc!

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By *oastal1968 OP Man over a year ago

London

I live on the coast and was born in 1968. Hardly misleading.

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By *ungscotsman26Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Guilty. Compared to the monsters you see on here I'm actually not hung. But need to pay to change it

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Guilty. Compared to the monsters you see on here I'm actually not hung. But need to pay to change it"

Top grade shady here, the fifty is for effect

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wasn't born in either month, my birthday is towards the latter end of the year!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not really s seductive kisser

Honest I’m not

Prove it."

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

I'm not little

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not here

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

We aren’t really deodorants!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not a tart....

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I've not had a MFM 3sum since i signed up, although i intended to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not a tart....

Treacle is sweet & sticky

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I may not be a Virgin

V x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never done Roleplay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a cave man

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By *oy man 2Man over a year ago

I like playing with toys .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hubbys is not a post man and I'm not a cat

Pmsl

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I am not a robot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont drink rum or run.

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By *cornishcoupleCouple over a year ago

st. austell

We are exactly what our profile name says we are.

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By *mber DextrousWoman over a year ago

Devon

There are only some things I can do equally well with both hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not a unicorn, i have two legs not four

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

"Im not a unicorn, i have two legs not four

Bet you got the horn tho

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I don't have a serious chest infection.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not a unicorn, i have two legs not four

Bet you got the horn tho

On occasions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have a serious chest infection."

haaaaa

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

I’m no gentlemen lol!

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I don't have a serious chest infection.

haaaaa"

And I'm not 67.....yet

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"New pic to show I'm a brunette. I really don't know how to show I'm Italian, maybe I need chianti and pasta

I bloody knew it!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well my name really is Dan

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By *carlettxWoman over a year ago

Essex

I don’t do red ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t do red ....

Well you pull off pink extremely well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am 50 % still on site

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By *TBSMan over a year ago

close enough

I am indeed a Hair Tugging Bum Slapper

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

I’m not really called Gordon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is a combination of my favourite fictional character and porn star

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I confess, mine is misleading... I don't actually really have a numeral in my name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have updated my username. It is not misleading in the slightest. Or is it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wasn’t born in 1066

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