Best one I used was in a sandwich shop, where the lass behind the counter passed me a menu. A minute or so asked if I found what I was after. I hummed and hayed then said, I can’t seem to find your number on here.
Maybe not a chat up line per say but it worked |
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"Guy in a bar said if you can guess what I have in my hand you can have it
I said if it only fits in one hand you just keep it   "
I heard this one a 999 call and the police woman said it to the caller |
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This was my tinder line with a lassie:
Her; Your profile doesn't give much away, tell me about yourself.
Me; Well, I've the body of a 19 year old, but the face of a (then) 43 year old.
Her; Ah, can't make out much in your photos, want to put another up?
Me; Sure, I'll go get the 19 year olds body out of the freezer.
Her; *unmatched*
I may have gotten into that Jeffer Dahmer series a little too much... |
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"This was my tinder line with a lassie:
Her; Your profile doesn't give much away, tell me about yourself.
Me; Well, I've the body of a 19 year old, but the face of a (then) 43 year old.
Her; Ah, can't make out much in your photos, want to put another up?
Me; Sure, I'll go get the 19 year olds body out of the freezer.
Her; *unmatched*
I may have gotten into that Jeffer Dahmer series a little too much..."
I would have been poorless at that one. My inappropriate sense of humour would have appreciated it  |
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