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By (user no longer on site) OP    43 weeks ago

A wee bit of fun for a Friday

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By *pready MercuryWoman 43 weeks ago

lanarkshire

Snowdropping tighty Whiteys

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 43 weeks ago

Glasgow

Well, it wasn’t murder. Not technically, because she buried him alive …

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 43 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Well, it wasn’t murder. Not technically, because she buried him alive …

"

For wearing rose tinted glasses even when the roses arnt so red lol

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By *macunninglinguistMan 43 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"Well, it wasn’t murder. Not technically, because she buried him alive …

For wearing rose tinted glasses even when the roses arnt so red lol "

For blowing parliament.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    43 weeks ago

For crime's against comedy

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By *nox.Woman 43 weeks ago

Glasgow

For the poor mars bar

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By *macunninglinguistMan 43 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"For crime's against comedy "

For slander.

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By *girlandGuy22Couple (MM) 43 weeks ago

Durham


"For crime's against comedy

For slander. "

For an unfortunate and non cunning slip of the tongue

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By *melia DominaTV/TS 43 weeks ago

EDINBURGH (She/Her)

Contempt of court, failure to provide there address, number, email...

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By *macunninglinguistMan 43 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"Contempt of court, failure to provide there address, number, email... "

Phishing without a license.

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By *pready MercuryWoman 43 weeks ago

lanarkshire


"Contempt of court, failure to provide there address, number, email...

Phishing without a license. "

False advertising. Making others believe their a pirate arrr , x marks the spot for buried treasure ! Tut tut

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By *nswingfifeCouple 43 weeks ago

neverland

Failure to renew "Hotness license"

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By *pready MercuryWoman 43 weeks ago

lanarkshire

Being a messy eater .. all that icing over them diddies !

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By *om-4-SubMan 43 weeks ago

KILMARNOCK

Hot enough out there with out this wee stunner raising temps

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS 43 weeks ago

Glasgow

Mirror licking without a permit

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Illegal use of peroxide

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By *helamontsCouple 43 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Impersonating Captain Birdseye ..

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By *omble 69Man 43 weeks ago

Symington

Reminds me I need to clip the privet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    43 weeks ago

For impersonating a furry wombat

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 43 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"For impersonating a furry wombat "
For stealing cleaning products from B & M

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By *oeyjojojuniorMan 43 weeks ago

glasgow

Shoplifting from Anne Sumners.

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By *ithardscotMan 43 weeks ago

Kelty

For wearing cool shades without a licence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    43 weeks ago

For trying to win amateur video of the year

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By *ithardscotMan 43 weeks ago

Kelty

[Removed by poster at 02/06/23 21:54:19]

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By *ithardscotMan 43 weeks ago

Kelty

;p

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"Impersonating Captain Birdseye .. "

It always goes to birdseye

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By *pready MercuryWoman 43 weeks ago

lanarkshire

For being a Greg Davies tribute act

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 43 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 02/06/23 22:17:25]

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 43 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

For not sharing kisses with those lips .

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By *avie65Man 43 weeks ago

In the west.

For hiding the telly remote control.

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By *hogun300Man 43 weeks ago

Dundee


"For hiding the telly remote control. "

Lack of model railway equipment

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By *oy of WonderMan 43 weeks ago

Glasgow’S miles better..


"

Lack of model railway equipment "

Vixen was waiting for permission to play….but he had fallen into a deep slumber on a summers day at Balgay Park.

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By *lderChick65Woman 43 weeks ago

my town


"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment "

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place

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By *avie65Man 43 weeks ago

In the west.


"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place "

For not returning to her carehome by 7:30.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 43 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place

For not returning to her carehome by 7:30. "

for his cheek

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By *avie65Man 43 weeks ago

In the west.


"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place

For not returning to her carehome by 7:30. for his cheek "

For false advertising. She has never been naughty in her life.

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By *lderChick65Woman 43 weeks ago

my town


"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place

For not returning to her carehome by 7:30. for his cheek

For false advertising. She has never been naughty in her life. "

For false advertising of what a hairdryer should be used for

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By *ife NinjaMan 43 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"For hiding the telly remote control.

Lack of model railway equipment

For chaining himself to the railings in a public place

For not returning to her carehome by 7:30. for his cheek

For false advertising. She has never been naughty in her life.

For false advertising of what a hairdryer should be used for "

For being in charge of lustful legs, that can grip a man into submission

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman 43 weeks ago

Glasgow

For flashing while wearing his coat!!

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By *ife NinjaMan 43 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"For flashing while wearing his coat!!"

Seducing the neighbours with her scintillating curves

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By *avie65Man 43 weeks ago

In the west.


"For flashing while wearing his coat!!

Seducing the neighbours with her scintillating curves "

Because he like warm beer.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 43 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"For flashing while wearing his coat!!

Seducing the neighbours with her scintillating curves

Because he like warm beer. "

for loving Russian Dolls lol

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By *oy of WonderMan 43 weeks ago

Glasgow’S miles better..

Davie doesn’t wiggle his phone at the Skype camera like they do on babestation, such a let down. In jail!

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By *avie65Man 43 weeks ago

In the west.


"Davie doesn’t wiggle his phone at the Skype camera like they do on babestation, such a let down. In jail! "

You are far too ripped. I think the fellas in the Bar-l need some fresh meat.

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago

Possession of a lethal hairdryer

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By *ife NinjaMan 43 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Possession of a lethal hairdryer "

Possession of a gorgeous face

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By (user no longer on site) OP    43 weeks ago

For have a big sword

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By *macunninglinguistMan 43 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"For have a big sword "

Dodgy threads.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan 43 weeks ago

Gourock

His tongue got him in trouble

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By *avie65Man 43 weeks ago

In the west.


"His tongue got him in trouble "

He just had to lie to the side and it has got him into trouble, again.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman 43 weeks ago

Glasgow

For stealing my hairdrier!!

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By *avie65Man 43 weeks ago

In the west.


"For stealing my hairdrier!!"

I will return it. But only once you have served your sentence for being in receipt of a hot body.

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS 43 weeks ago

Glasgow

For entering the LEZ one too many times

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By *eedsanewusernameMan 43 weeks ago

Mainly under the bed...


"For entering the LEZ one too many times"

Got caught in Tesco licking the yellow cream out of cream eggs and replacing it with wasabi, right before a visit from a local orphanage.

Poor orphans: no parents and a burnt tongue.

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS 43 weeks ago

Glasgow


"For entering the LEZ one too many times

Got caught in Tesco licking the yellow cream out of cream eggs and replacing it with wasabi, right before a visit from a local orphanage.

Poor orphans: no parents and a burnt tongue. "

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan 43 weeks ago

Gourock

For break aircons all over Glasgow tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP    43 weeks ago

For having breakfast in America

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan 43 weeks ago

Gourock

Theft of underwear

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By *abrina59TV/TS 43 weeks ago

submissive land

Stole a shirt for a photo

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By (user no longer on site) OP    43 weeks ago

For being too sexy for a shirt

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 43 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

To many animal costumes .

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By *avie65Man 43 weeks ago

In the west.


"To many animal costumes . "

Because your not in your 50's any more.

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By *.Anony mouseMan 43 weeks ago

Dumbarton / Palma

Assault with a friendly weapon

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By *hogun300Man 43 weeks ago

Dundee


"Assault with a friendly weapon "

Stole all the trainers

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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago


"Assault with a friendly weapon

Stole all the trainers"

For getting his films mixed up, it was the Spartans in 300 not the Japanese shoguns (sho enuff)

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By *oy of WonderMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow’S miles better..

The locals of the countryside village were all up in arms as she made all the flowers smell of tuna..

(I am so so sorry )

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"The locals of the countryside village were all up in arms as she made all the flowers smell of tuna..

(I am so so sorry )"

That made me guffaw

In jail for trades description violation… Manofwonder surely

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By *atoza RitchieWoman 42 weeks ago

Looneyville

Caught smuggling a file inside a cake for me to escape from my cell.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 42 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

Impersonating a large frisbee .

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By *oy of WonderMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow’S miles better..

Not too sure it’s even legal to marry a television…?

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By *hehottestCouple 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

His heads missing in all his mugshots;-) x

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By *oy of WonderMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow’S miles better..


"His heads missing in all his mugshots;-) x"

They are so hot they leave their sexual partners burnt….

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By *issBlackedCouple 42 weeks ago

ML3

Did so many sit-ups, he burned a hole into the core of the earth and kind of just ended up in there on the return leg

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By *avie65Man 42 weeks ago

In the west.

She swung her boobs and smacked a polis right in his face.

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By *oy of WonderMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow’S miles better..


"She swung her boobs and smacked a polis right in his face. "

Arrested as a partner in crime as when she swung her other tit, Davies face was attached and he karate kicked the other polis in the mouf

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By *urtie SanchezMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

For doing taps aff all year round

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By *pready MercuryWoman 42 weeks ago

lanarkshire

For the love of a mirror selfie

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By *issBlackedCouple 42 weeks ago

ML3


"For the love of a mirror selfie "

For not having my number

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Arrested for not having a license for those deadly weapons

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By *girlandGuy22Couple (MM) 42 weeks ago

Durham

[Removed by poster at 04/06/23 22:54:47]

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By *girlandGuy22Couple (MM) 42 weeks ago

Durham


"Snowdropping tighty Whiteys "

Its Me ma naan, dual profiled tae fook xx

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By *pready MercuryWoman 42 weeks ago

lanarkshire


"Snowdropping tighty Whiteys

Its Me ma naan, dual profiled tae fook xx"

Ma naan !!!!!! .. happens tae us all eh .. well I'd have to say ud be in jail for sending spawn sponges tae create the race of ubercunts!! xxxx

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By *traightrimmerMan 42 weeks ago

glasgow

Gently biting on cock during a bj x

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Gently biting on cock during a bj x"

going unshaved for 3 days

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By *macunninglinguistMan 42 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"Gently biting on cock during a bj x

going unshaved for 3 days"

Blowing up peppermint.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

For playing spot the ball..

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By *macunninglinguistMan 42 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"For playing spot the ball.."

I'd throw the book at her for public indecency.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Telling porkie pies under oath

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By *avie65Man 42 weeks ago

In the west.

For being d*unk (and sober) in charge of fab u lous boobs. And being the lucky get that gets to...

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

For not having hospital corners on his bed

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By *abbergastedMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

For frustratingly being persistently in ninja mode

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

It’s his own fault… hands in cuff ready mode awwwww the time

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By *abbergastedMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

For speaking a language only she understands

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I thought aw men could speak twatese…

Extra time on his sentence for cheek

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By *abbergastedMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’ve got a good lawyer. I’ll be out on parole within a month.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

It’s fab jail… are you sure you want out

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By *abbergastedMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Now that you mention it I might withdraw my appeal

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!

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By *macunninglinguistMan 42 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!"

Imitating a grammar police officer.

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By *avie65Man 42 weeks ago

In the west.


"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!

Imitating a grammar police officer. "

There, their, they're! You can share a cell with he for missing an apostrophe.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 42 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!

Imitating a grammar police officer.

There, their, they're! You can share a cell with he for missing an apostrophe. "

for looking too darn good in a suit

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan 42 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!

Imitating a grammar police officer.

There, their, they're! You can share a cell with he for missing an apostrophe. for looking too darn good in a suit "

They were caught heading for the fab bank with explosives YeeHaw

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By *hogun300Man 42 weeks ago

Dundee


"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!

Imitating a grammar police officer.

There, their, they're! You can share a cell with he for missing an apostrophe. for looking too darn good in a suit

They were caught heading for the fab bank with explosives YeeHaw"

For misleading everyone and making terrible cocktails.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago

For assualt with a paddle

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

For cuming in a flash……… bottle?

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By *pready MercuryWoman 42 weeks ago

lanarkshire

For changing the lyrics to Connie francis' lipstick on your collar to lipstick on your boaby !

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By *ill dance for wineMan 42 weeks ago

Balloch

For setting her sex on fire

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By *atoza RitchieWoman 42 weeks ago

Looneyville

For stealing someone's boabie pic.

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By *avie65Man 42 weeks ago

In the west.


"For stealing someone's boabie pic."

For talking utter shite on a daily basis even on Sundays when she tries to be an angel.

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By *macunninglinguistMan 42 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"For stealing someone's boabie pic.

For talking utter shite on a daily basis even on Sundays when she tries to be an angel. "

For misunderstanding his hairdresser when she asked if he wanted blown dry.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 42 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"For stealing someone's boabie pic.

For talking utter shite on a daily basis even on Sundays when she tries to be an angel.

For misunderstanding his hairdresser when she asked if he wanted blown dry. "

for letting his tongue run away with him

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By * pervert in a PeartreeMan 42 weeks ago

city of Lodon

For nicking dodgy books from the library

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

For leaving lots of clues !

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"For leaving lots of clues ! "

For deploying airbags

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By *avie65Man 42 weeks ago

In the west.


"For leaving lots of clues !

For deploying airbags "

For a shocking alliteration.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 42 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"For leaving lots of clues !

For deploying airbags

For a shocking alliteration. "

for having BIG hands to cover his TINY manhood

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By *avie65Man 42 weeks ago

In the west.


"For leaving lots of clues !

For deploying airbags

For a shocking alliteration. for having BIG hands to cover his TINY manhood "

She was locked up under the trades discription act. She has never ever been naughty in her life.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 42 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"For leaving lots of clues !

For deploying airbags

For a shocking alliteration. for having BIG hands to cover his TINY manhood

She was locked up under the trades discription act. She has never ever been naughty in her life. "

for having amazing dress sense

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By *r-King SizeMan 42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

For having uncurbs sex appeal

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By *oy of WonderMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow’S miles better..


"For having uncurbs sex appeal "

It was revealed, by chance, he was just fun sized…

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By *hogun300Man 42 weeks ago

Dundee


"For having uncurbs sex appeal

It was revealed, by chance, he was just fun sized…"

Shite photo ideas

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By *oy of WonderMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow’S miles better..


"For having uncurbs sex appeal

It was revealed, by chance, he was just fun sized…

Shite photo ideas"

Having better photo ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago

For impersonating a superheroes sidekick

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By *macunninglinguistMan 42 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"For impersonating a superheroes sidekick "

For using a thumbnail that makes out he has a belter o a boabie.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman 42 weeks ago


"For impersonating a superheroes sidekick

For using a thumbnail that makes out he has a belter o a boabie. "

For imitating a clown with big feet a red nose and squirting his flower at innocents

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 42 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

For melting Santa between her boobs .

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By *avie65Man 42 weeks ago

In the west.

Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

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By *ife NinjaMan 42 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass. "

Continually punching above his weight

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 42 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight "

forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode

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By *avie65Man 42 weeks ago

In the west.


"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode "

She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was.

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By *oy of WonderMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow’S miles better..


"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode

She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was. "

When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs..

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 42 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode

She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was.

When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs.."

Ditched his partner Batman .

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By *atoza RitchieWoman 42 weeks ago

Looneyville


"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode

She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was.

When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs..

Ditched his partner Batman . "

Stole ma frisbee.

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By *ekked JackMan 42 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire


"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.

Continually punching above his weight forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode

She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was.

When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs..

Ditched his partner Batman .

Stole ma frisbee."

Stole my underwear off me...and wore them like a balaclava.

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Sold balaclavas that turned out to be boxer shorts...

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By *avie65Man 42 weeks ago

In the west.

Stole American tan tights from Poundstretcher.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 42 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Stole American tan tights from Poundstretcher. "
for wearing his boxers in public while on holiday lol

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

For lighting her fuse in a crowded area

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By *avie65Man 42 weeks ago

In the west.


"For lighting her fuse in a crowded area "

For farting while a fuse is being lit.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

For casting himself posing from his phone onto the premier inn tv network

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By *avie65Man 42 weeks ago

In the west.


"For casting himself posing from his phone onto the premier inn tv network "

It must have been something really really bad as there is a news blackout about her crimes. She must be a politician therefore it's a bloody long list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago

For illegally changing his name to sound cool,

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By *pready MercuryWoman 42 weeks ago

lanarkshire

For noise pollution cracking his belt

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By *macunninglinguistMan 42 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"For noise pollution cracking his belt "

For typing a load of Dookie.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

For having a name that doesn’t roll of the tongue easily

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By *BootyfulDayWoman 42 weeks ago

For causing chaos with their organised snogathon

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By *macunninglinguistMan 42 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire


"For causing chaos with their organised snogathon "

Caught having d*unken orgies with young roosters.

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By *hogun300Man 42 weeks ago

Dundee

For squirting his flower over vigorously at people.

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