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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago

What would be your music?

Soft, slow and sensual or hard, fast and rocking ...

Alannah Myles - Black Velvet popped up on my Spotify earlier and it's just got that beat in my opinion

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By *ife NinjaMan 37 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Laurel and hardie theme

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By *ofnungslosMan 37 weeks ago

town

If I was a stripper I’d be skint I can def say that.

I’d go for the theme tune of Alvin and the Chipmunks as I always get them mixed up with the chippendales. When anyone gets male strippers I always fucking say the chipmunks, looking a right tool

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By *pready MercuryWoman 37 weeks ago

lanarkshire

Destiny's child ,soldier !

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By *eedsanewusernameMan 37 weeks ago

Mainly under the bed...

Am I a sassy stripper/burlesque dancer? Or do I have top up my money from dances on the runway with private dances, where I may slip just the tip of the guys cock into my mouth, so I can fund my uni?

Either way, Black Velvet by Alannah Myles...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS 37 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

Man I feel like a woman Shania Twain .

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By *avie65Man 37 weeks ago

In the west.

"Man I feel like a woman Shania Twain .

She is in BBC 2 singing your song soon.

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By *otbeefandonionsCouple 37 weeks ago

Bathgate

Pour some sugar on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago

"Laurel and hardie theme

Better than the Benny Hill theme I guess

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By *ane DTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Berlin, Germany

Steamy windows....

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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago

"If I was a stripper I’d be skint I can def say that.

I’d go for the theme tune of Alvin and the Chipmunks as I always get them mixed up with the chippendales. When anyone gets male strippers I always fucking say the chipmunks, looking a right tool"

Bwahahahaha I'd love to see a bunch of Chippendales called Chipmunks

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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago

"Destiny's child ,soldier ! "

Oooooh that's a good beat!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago

"Am I a sassy stripper/burlesque dancer? Or do I have top up my money from dances on the runway with private dances, where I may slip just the tip of the guys cock into my mouth, so I can fund my uni?

Either way, Black Velvet by Alannah Myles..."

Got the whole scenario going there eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago

"Man I feel like a woman Shania Twain .

Hehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago

"Pour some sugar on me

Love me some Def Leppard

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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago

"Steamy windows....

Why does dogging spring to mind there instead of stripping ...

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By *avie65Man 37 weeks ago

In the west.

ABBA and Money money money.

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By *ustaman85Man 37 weeks ago

lanark

paul simon, you can call me al

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By *pready MercuryWoman 36 weeks ago

lanarkshire

Wild thoughts ,dj khaled , Rihanna

Like a boy , Ciara

Candy shop , 50cent

Earned it , The Weeknd

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By *cool4schoolMan 36 weeks ago

central scotland

Remember your a womble - mike batt

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By *essarosa7leeCouple 36 weeks ago

East Fife

Gravedigger by MXMS

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Fireball

Pitbull

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By *ood boy gone bad 2000Man 36 weeks ago

Fife

So hot by kid rock

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By *eeling hot hot hotCouple 36 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

Feeling good Michael Bublé

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By *pready MercuryWoman 36 weeks ago

lanarkshire

Just a lil bit , 50cent

One minute man , Missy Elliot

No diggity , Blackstreet

Nasty girl , Notorious B.I.G

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

"If i was a stripper" id be skint, probably do most of my work pro bono

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By *uietbloke67Man 36 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Things can only get better....

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Closer 9 inch nails

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By *ink-KameraMan 36 weeks ago

Livingston

I'd make more money from people paying me to keep my clothes on than I would from taking them off

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By *aftSpunkMan 36 weeks ago

Motherwell

Doin' It - LL Cool J

(only because Hopeyx already chose "Closer - Nine Inch Nails")

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By *lbie6Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow

I love to strip any music you like as you watch

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By *et another guyMan 36 weeks ago

near Glasgow

Two out of 3 ain't bad lol

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Money money money

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By *pready MercuryWoman 36 weeks ago

lanarkshire

Inxs , Need you tonight

Lenny kravitz , American woman

Depeche Mode , Personal Jesus

Prince , kiss

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 36 weeks ago

Ayrshire

F.D.A.U, that's the way we like to....

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Killing strangers, marylin mansion

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By *pendoor69Woman 36 weeks ago

Glasgow

I always feel Mr Writer ~ the ‘Phonics has a stripper beat

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By *pready MercuryWoman 36 weeks ago

lanarkshire

Free your mind , En Vouge

Love in an elevator , Aerosmith

She wants to move , N.E.R.D

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By *eaf44Man 36 weeks ago

near Inverness, and wick sometimes

I was one, I'm not telling you what it was!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Hey fatty bum bum.

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By *ecret_pleasure4UMan 36 weeks ago

Murrayfield

Either the ski Sunday or grandstand theme music

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

"Doin' It - LL Cool J

(only because Hopeyx already chose "Closer - Nine Inch Nails")"

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By *ood husband gone badMan 36 weeks ago

Songs i’d love a dance too

T - Pain - Long Lapdance song

Warrant - Cherry Pie

Joan Jett - i hate myself for loving you

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By *exicolaMan 36 weeks ago

West Lothian

QOTSA - You Got a Killer Scene There Man

Sexodus - M.I.A

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By *assy LassieWoman 36 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Never mind the music I would still end up bankrupt

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By *izzmasterzeroMan 36 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Slipknot, Ramstein, Marilyn Manson...

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By *xperienceWoman 36 weeks ago

Glasgow

Mary j

Family affair

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By *r Costa xxMan 36 weeks ago

stirling

Madonna - like a virgin

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By *randmissdemeanourMan 36 weeks ago

glasgow

Prince Cream

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