I have just had a phone call, apparently my NHS number has been linked to fraud and if I don't press 1, they will susspend my NHS number, issue an arrest warrant and seize all my possessions...
So the question is do I press one and have a bit of fun with the scammer or am I going to end up with a huge phone bill...
If I do press 1 he might be able to help with my £750 million inheritance that seems to be held up until I pre pay my tax on it....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had one yesterday which was new to me. Had a call from ‘mobile direct’ in partnership with carphone warehouse.
First question they asked was what mobile device do I use in order to help them with their enquiries. Question why they need to know and they wouldn’t answer and got annoyed and kept asking. |
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Love getting text messages saying my Barclays/Halifax/Lloyds bank account has had some suspicious activity and to call (I’m a fuckwit, please empty my accounts). Don’t even have those accounts.
Even worse are the scum who’ve cloned my car and I’m now getting the speeding fines and intended prosecution. Twats!!! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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I had THREE of these calls in one morning last week, all from different numbers.
The content does sound "Official", but what Govt Dept would start phoning at 6.30am?
I mean, get real! I know enough that these are Scam calls. I noted the numbers before Blocking them and reporting all to Action Fraud.
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Had a scam call once - knew it was from India although the caller insisted his name was Mike and he was from Manchester
Anyway I said to him can you hold on a minute? Went to my record player and put on Angel Of Death by Slayer very loud - then I picked up the phone and said your call is very important to me please hold and placed the phone by the speakers - left it there for two mins and I couldn’t believe it - he hung up for some strange reason |
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My best scam call experience was a call from one of these companies who tell you that you’ve been involved in an accident
When they called I went thank god you’ve called I really need your help and legal advice - the guy on the phone sensing I’ve got a sucker here passed me to his supervisor
I said I need your help - I’ve been attacked by one of the penguins at Edinburgh Zoo but the police have advised me I can’t sue the zoo but I can press assault charges against the penguin but only if I pick the penguin out of an ID parade - i then just repeated the phrase can you help me until they hung up |
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"My best scam call experience was a call from one of these companies who tell you that you’ve been involved in an accident
When they called I went thank god you’ve called I really need your help and legal advice - the guy on the phone sensing I’ve got a sucker here passed me to his supervisor
I said I need your help - I’ve been attacked by one of the penguins at Edinburgh Zoo but the police have advised me I can’t sue the zoo but I can press assault charges against the penguin but only if I pick the penguin out of an ID parade - i then just repeated the phrase can you help me until they hung up "
I did the same, told them I was rear ended by a Bentley in The Mall, no number plates on the car and the driver would only give me her name Elizabeth Windsor... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once had one where they said have you been involved in an accident that wasn’t your fault, I replied I have but it was my fault I rammed the shithouse off the road never liked his haircut, what we gonna do ? Weirdly the call ended ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just received a call with "A financial proposition" for me. I asked where they had got my number and the answer was that I was randomly selected. When I started singing, I was accused of being unprofessional, so I just continued singing. I enjoyed myself but I really need to get out more soon. |
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I had the same ‘have you had a car accident’ for several years following a genuine accident.
On one occasion I was bored and said yes I had had and accident.
They asked if anyone was hurt and I said yes, which must have given them the impression that they’d ‘hooked a live one’. When they asked for info about the injuries and I said they were serious, he almost sounded genuinely concerned about my injuries, right up until I said I hadn’t survived the accident but could I still claim the money.
He hung up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have had a few calls about the accident i had in my car, i always say the same thing, yes i did have a accident in my car, they ask what hapoened, well i was driving along when i felt like i was going to fart so i lifted my bum to let it out but it wasnt a fart i shit my pants, i say that was some accident, i go hello hellooo but they have hung up lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago they used to call trying to get you to switch electricity companies. I denied that I used any mains electricity so he asked how I got my electricity. I explained that I'd got a giant hamster in a wheel in the back garden and it generated all the electricity we needed. It took a while to get to that point so I hope I saved some other individual getting a call that day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one of many calls asking if I had a car accident i was bored so said yes but said i don't know who to sue. this got the guys attention so i explained that late at night on motorway my gf was giving me a bj i went over a bump and she sunk her teeth into my cock. So i asked do i sue the highways or my gf for giving a bj without due care and attention ? Funny he hung up ! |
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"When I get a call about having been involved in an accident, I feign interest, claiming to have amnesia following the accident, and could they tell me all about it please, "
Frisky did that, they asked to speak to her carer....  |
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