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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Dammit! An important week at work coming up and the washing machine had packed up. Since my divorce I'd become a little lazy and saved all the laundry for a single day's onslaught. Wearing my speedos under my suit trousers a great bag of washing to be done I'd driven down to the launderette in the high street.

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

It was almost empty with just one rather attractive younger woman sat near a machine on the spin cycle flipping through a Cosmo.

I smiled, she smiled back. I couldn't help noticing her shapely legs projecting beneath her flowery summer dress. Long raven hair and a bosom to distract the most single-minded chap.

I dumped my bag and realised I hadn't the right coins. I ventured to question whether she could change me and she replied, somewhat coyly, "why would I want to do that?".

My middle-aged tummy did a 360flip and I sucked it in!

She didn't have the right coins though so I said 'I'm just popping next door to the newsagents. Can I get you anything?"

Her answer in the negative I hastened to buy a paper and a Mars bar.

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

As I returned she was hauling her clothes into a folding basket. An interesting mix of colours and fabrics. I tried not to stare at her choice of smalls.

As I faffed about reading the machine destructions she walked out I assumed that, it being a lovely sunny and breezy day, she was going to hang her clothes out to dry at home.

She turned back as she opened the door to bid me a very smiley 'cheerio'. As I returned the smile a gust of wind caught the hem of her sundress and she did a passable impression of Marilyn Monroe in that film. Skirt blew up to show me pristine white, full-bum knickers, as she went bright red and hurried out.

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By *ormladMan 37 weeks ago

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

I was a bit wistful and not a little randy about the beautiful young woman as I started to load the recently vacated washing machine.

Hang on, what was that?

In a small bundle and stuck behind the door seal was a damp something.

I removed the item and wish I quick look at the doorway to avoid being caught I had a good look. Two pairs of knickers, entwined in a lesbian embrace. One pale pink, size 12, flowery and classy, the second bright red, sheer nylon and distinctly sexy.

As I was handling this exciting underwear the door made a noise and I jumped like a teenage boy caught playing with himself.

But it was just the wind rattling the door and I hadn't been sprung!

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By *hyguyindevonMan 37 weeks ago

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

I wondered what I ought to do with these Easter egg knickers, (and must admit to naughty thoughts of taking them home with me).

Whilst musing on where they had been and seen, I got on with my own wash and settled down with the abandoned Cosmo magazine and an interesting article on the fads of public hair over the years.

I sat in my suit trousers and last clean, white collared shirt. All my CKs were in the wash after all!

The door rattled again and I glanced up, expecting it to be merely the blustery wind again, but no.........

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

......it was another young woman. Perhaps 25 or so, she was shorter and auburn haired (cut in a pageboy cut). She struggled with the door and a pair of laundry bags she was carrying.

I leapt up and held the door for her. The smile was like morning ray of sunshine.

"My friend said you were the type to be gallant" she said. I wondered who she was and where that comment had come from.

"I'm Tinker" she said. "You met my friend, Olivia earlier."

It dawned on me that she must mean the other woman, and then, guiltily, that I had not one but two pairs of her knickers in my own laundry bag.

While she loaded an adjacent machine I was thinking very hard what I should say next.

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Should I just say "I think Olivia left these in the machine before"?

I wouldn't want to come across as some sort of old weirdo, though, at the same time thinking, "Thank heavens no-one can read thoughts!"

I mustn't assume these two young women were a couple, sharing a flat, or anything really.

At the same time I realised I had that magazine open on the page with he photo montage of comparisons of public hairstyles. I became embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

More please

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple 37 weeks ago

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

She loaded her machine and again I tried not to stare, though I couldn't help noticing it was an all whites wash - lots of smalls.

I was looking at my phone and she asked "were you looking at this?" holding up the magazine.

"Busted", I laughed, a little embarrassed.

"What did you think?"

"Of the article?"

"Yes, I wrote it, and one if those pictures is me, and one Olivia"

Sure enough, there was the author's name 'Tinkerbell Tiktok'.

Pictures by 'Olivia Oiler'.

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

"Eeer well, if you want to know, I found it very interesting. I had no idea there was such variety. Back in my youth everyone was au naturel, then recently it seems to have been all 'smooth sailing'"

"You have a lot of encounters then?" she most brazenly asked. "Or do you watch a lot of porn?"

Wow, but these younger women were not shy. Great empowerment!

"Well I'm recently divorced, so all my knowledge is purely theoretical " I admitted.

"Realllllly?" she drew the word right out, staring into my eyes all the time.

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By *yrman57Man 37 weeks ago

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago


"Simply superb "

Too kind, Sir.

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By *iglenMan 37 weeks ago

Machynlleth

Great start

Tempted to visit my local launderette now xx

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

"What is I was to tell you that we've been commissioned to do a piece on the age gaps in modern dating?" she queried, with a naughty glint in her eyes.

"I'd say you were teasing an old man" I replied.

"Well only a little bit. It's a subject of discussion in the office, but it's being considered."

Turning the tables, and with a little sarcasm, I replied "Reallllly!"

"What about old men and......." I was saying when she interrupted me.

"Stop right there! You are not an old man unless it says so on your passport."

"OK" I agreed, "but what I was saying was, ...old men and fetishes?" I felt I had to spar with this cheeky young woman. Tit for tat, as it were.

"Now you have intrigued me" she replied."what fetishism might they be I wonder?"

"That would be telling. But with full disclosure, I was considering keeping these that your friend left in the washing machine." I handed back the two pairs of knickers.

She giggled, though she didn't appear fazed or shocked in any perceivable way.

"Did you steal them?"

"Not at all. They were left in the machine!" I fought back, trying not to look too embarrassed.

"Well, I'll be glad to get these back" she said, separating the red pair. "They're mine, the others are Ol's"

"I see. So you are a couple then? I queried.

"Not in the sense you might think" she teased.

"And how is that?" I asked, trying not to lose this battle of the words.

"Hmmmmm. We've just met. How much should I tell you, I wonder" she thought aloud.

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Warming up well

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

While I was unloading my machine and into the tumble dryer, she watched with some concentration. I tried to be discrete about my more risqué and skimpy undies.

When i sat down again she was buying tapping her smartphone.

"Would you like to split a jumbo Mars bar?" I asked.

"Are you coming on to me, Sir?" She asked back.

"Nooooo, look!" I brandished my confectionary.

"Oh, ok" she said, "though I really shouldn't." Patting her tummy and thighs.

"Oh you have nothing to worry about" I stated.

Her phone pinged, bringing to an end that line of chat-up.

She put her phone down and, right out of the blue said "So you have an underwear fetish do you?" as some sort of challenge.

"Don't all men?" was the best I could reply.

"What did you think of these?" she countered, holding the red knickers between us.

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*busy

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Xx

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Mars bar will be melted all this hot talk.

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Heating up nicely, can't wait for the next installment

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Getting to the intrigued state

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By *eenriderMan 36 weeks ago

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I think this could turn into a remake of those Levi’s launderette ads from the 80s! (Aside: did they do a version with a girl stripping off?)

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Sorry folks. Have tried to continue but keep getting an error code

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 36 weeks ago


"While I was unloading my machine and into the tumble dryer, she watched with some concentration. I tried to be discrete about my more risqué and skimpy undies.

When i sat down again she was buying tapping her smartphone.

"Would you like to split a jumbo Mars bar?" I asked.

"Are you coming on to me, Sir?" She asked back.

"Nooooo, look!" I brandished my confectionary.

"Oh, ok" she said, "though I really shouldn't." Patting her tummy and thighs.

"Oh you have nothing to worry about" I stated.

Her phone pinged, bringing to an end that line of chat-up.

She put her phone down and, right out of the blue said "So you have an underwear fetish do you?" as some sort of challenge.

"Don't all men?" was the best I could reply.

"What did you think of these?" she countered, holding the red knickers between us."

I spluttered, "Errr, very sexy" was all I could manage.

"More so than these?" she hitched her pleated, tennis skirt up to reveal big full body, white sports knickers, but with a darker patch between her legs. A full bush? Dampness? A menstrual pad? A TOY?? I couldn't help but wonder.

She laughed out loud likely responding to my eyes on stalks and rapt attention!

"I'm sure each choice is made with purpose." I thought was a somewhat classy counter to her challenge.

"I wear certain types to the gym, to go running, beneath my business suit. Don't we all?"

"So what do you have on today?" she came right out and asked.

"Ah well. I ran out. I've actually got my swimmers on" I replied.

"Ohhhhhhhh!" she said, with the most deliciously naughty grin on her young and fresh face.

She went quiet, and we both settled into our seats again, the sound of the spin cycles drowning out my pulsing heart!

She tapped at her phone.

"Show me!" she demanded.

FFS! I wasn't going to be bested by this slip of a girl. I'm a grown adult, confident man. I've been married, got kids. I've had plenty of women in my life. I would not be turned into a mouse!

Glancing at the launderette door and empty street beyond,I stood up, unzipped my black pinstripe trousers, pulled my dress shirt out of the way, and revealed my pale brown budgie smugglers. "There!" I countered.

And in a heartbeat she'd raised her phone and taken a picture of me.

WTF!

Ping, went her phone as I hastily pulled my trews back up.

"My friend says VERY nice!"

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By *cottish guy 555Man 36 weeks ago

London

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 36 weeks ago

Both machines went quiet. The silence was immense. How the hell do I deal with this situation?

I'd already overstepped common sense. I didn't want to be accused of something inappropriate. I have a position yo maintain!

On the other hand, I was horny as sin and enjoying every second of this launderette visit.

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By *evonFbsCouple 36 weeks ago

East Devon

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By *aveed74 OP   Man 36 weeks ago

She broke the silence, "Oh, how disappointing. I thought you might be more robust than that. Haven't you got anything to say?"

Oh bugger it. We're all adults I thought.

"If you were daughters of mine, I'd put you both across my knee and teach you how to behave!" I laughed.

"Nowwwwww you're talking", she winked and started to load her carrying bags.

I did the same, chuckling.

"Listen" I said, " would you like to go for a drink somewhere? A coffee, glass of wine?"

"What, dressed like this and with all my washing?

No thanks"

She continued, "I have a better idea. Why don't you come back to our flat? It's just around the corner. You can meet all of us...."

All? I wondered.

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By *J GeminiTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Northumberland

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By *inky grandadMan 36 weeks ago

Spain

👍🔥🔥

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By *orkiebar51Man 36 weeks ago

Keighley

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By *evonFbsCouple 36 weeks ago

East Devon

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By *jspunkyMan 36 weeks ago

nr rowde

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By *hyguyindevonMan 36 weeks ago

dartmouth

Getting interesting now..

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

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By *ickie734Man 36 weeks ago

Brooke

Only female I have ever seen in a laundrette was Dot Cotton in East Enders

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By *ormladMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow/ Kilmarnock

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By *ike231251Man 36 weeks ago

Heckmondwike

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Great story, one wishes my laundrette had such naughty minx's

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By *oxtrotOscar654Man 36 weeks ago

Framlingham, Woodbridge Suffolk

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By *ornybarMan 36 weeks ago

clonmel

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