Had one saying “no thanks I’m not fucking desperate” from a message i sent to say hi and I’m local and if she was interested in discreet nsa fun ( from their profile…) oh well

Win some lose some get called desperate some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine today was:

"Hi, would you like to tease or dominate me for your amusement at some point? You can do as much or as little as you feel comfortable with...."

Oooft I replied with a no thanks only because it could be dangerous me possibly getting carried away with any direction I provided

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By *ayskiMan over a year ago

Huddersfield

"Some guy saying he will let my cat lick his cock..

You not feline it then?

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By *inkandBradCouple over a year ago

Cannock

Has to be the guy that sent a picture randomly of a banana in his ass that he then wanted to deepthroat til he threw up and use the vomit as lube

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By *wesomeLolaCouple over a year ago

Peterborough and Buckinghamshire

First message?

Nope, none today.

None yesterday.

None last week.

None last month...

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By *urulovesnylonMan over a year ago

Harrow

"Has to be the guy that sent a picture randomly of a banana in his ass that he then wanted to deepthroat til he threw up and use the vomit as lube

loved to hear your response lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Could we see some vulva please'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why have you got stretch marks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being asked if would fuck a guy if he wore his wife's clothes as she doesn't like cock anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Being asked if would fuck a guy if he wore his wife's clothes as she doesn't like cock anymore"

Haha kinky

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By *airyfatmanMan over a year ago

by 'ere

Even a weird message would be something.....

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By *mashingPumpkinMan over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Some guy saying he will let my cat lick his cock..

They have scratchy tongues

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By *mashingPumpkinMan over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Has to be the guy that sent a picture randomly of a banana in his ass that he then wanted to deepthroat til he threw up and use the vomit as lube

Some people are very imaginative when it comes to sexual pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being sent a first message.... What is that? Haha

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By *ood girl2010Couple over a year ago

crewe

"Some guy saying he will let my cat lick his cock..

Just has message asking will I meet him and his mate for 3 sum but bit has to be at mine.they both want to use me. Omg sad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi what you doing this weekend

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By *ase4122Man over a year ago

Lancashire

What's a message, let alone the first one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some guy saying he will let my cat lick his cock..

You not feline it then?

Lol..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not a weird one but today a guy said that I was beautiful and classy ... and added what a waste of a good woman

NBVN x

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

A guy just asked me to fart tease him. He wants to taste my big juicy farts!

I mean…. My farts are pretty juicy but still…. At least by me a drink first

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple over a year ago

london

Haven’t received any today.

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By *tarburst babydollMan over a year ago

Dingwall

When good neighbours become good friends...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you take £10 million pound but have to get harassed by a slug for the rest of your life. The slug can travel in a straight line and never be obstructed, if it touches you, you die?

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By *iobhan123Woman over a year ago

Deal

£50 to allow a complete stranger to give me a 30 minute massage... has he heard of minimum wage!!

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By *scarpatMan over a year ago

sexy town

Just any old message would be nice. I actually get excited when I refresh the page and fab swingers message me saying I got 5 days left of my membership.

At least they're polite. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We get a lot of messages like hey your fit or just hey.

Do people think that is how to start a conversation?

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

Whats a message ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No weird ones today.. feel abit disappointed now lol