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The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah 
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab! "
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab! "
So you’re getting all the classy messages  |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab!
So you’re getting all the classy messages "
I can add to the truck inspired requests
"At dover. In truck. Horny. Send wife. Now"
Of course petal. Let me just fuel up for the 300 mile drive and I'll be right with you.... |
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab! "
You weren't tempted then? 😂😂
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"Is nobody concerned with him and his mate having a wank together? Is that what “mates” do now? "
Even I get similar messages like this from guys asking if they can watch me play and they stroke each other..must be what the cool kids are up to these days |
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By *enelope2UWoman 36 weeks ago
Doesn't matter cant block distances |
Can't be the dreamers wishers and never havers.... No wonder so many have never and will never.....
Best part of most guys on here probably went in a sock or down a chin of somebody |
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab!
So you’re getting all the classy messages
I can add to the truck inspired requests
"At dover. In truck. Horny. Send wife. Now"
Of course petal. Let me just fuel up for the 300 mile drive and I'll be right with you.... "
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab! "
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab!
Are these copyrighted or am I free to copy and paste?"
😂 No copyrights ©️ |
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By *enelope2UWoman 36 weeks ago
Doesn't matter cant block distances |
"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab!
Are these copyrighted or am I free to copy and paste?"
Lol
Do share your success rate |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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There's just no imagination. I had one guy ask me what I was doing. My reply taking the dog for a walk, he then asked if I get naughty on a walk. To which I told him, of course I run round naked looking to fuk any guy that's around !!  he was then blocked! |
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab! "
No need to hog them all, pass the truck driver our way |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Reading through all the threads regarding similar scenarios I'm surprised these guys get any at all maybe it's desperation that makes them not really think what's an appropriate way of messaging. Me personally I don't message people out of respect as I know most on here are im not what they are looking for but if I did message I would be respectful and establish a good line of communication first. |
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab! "
🤣🤣🤣
Surely after that lively piece of poetry, you felt compelled to drop everything and go meet for a quick fuck !! 🤣🤣 I mean come on , it's probably his best chatup line 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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Got to love them 🤣🤣
Ours this week:
I know your profile says she doesn't meet alone, but I've got a 10 inch cock and I'm on a business trip staying nearby, would she make an exception?
Can I have her number so I can send her a tribute?
We only meet couples, but the Mrs doesn't fancy you, so we'll meet her and you can wait outside?
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"We’ve been offered cash, gifts and drugs this week.
Not sure what on our profile that suggests we would be interested in any of this."
Yeh we get this too, especially drugs 🤨 |
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"We’ve been offered cash, gifts and drugs this week.
Not sure what on our profile that suggests we would be interested in any of this.
Yeh we get this too, especially drugs 🤨"
Show offs  lol |
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All time low for us was someone asking if “she was free as I have my belt waiting”
As if anyone gets to do that without a bit more of a chat first.
Had to update our profile in the end to explain the kink side a little more to any who would bother to read…many still don’t. |
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab!
🤣🤣🤣
Surely after that lively piece of poetry, you felt compelled to drop everything and go meet for a quick fuck !! 🤣🤣 I mean come on , it's probably his best chatup line 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
I know, his rhyming was off the scale, instantly felt my knickers starting to drop 😂 |
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab! "
Well mine went like this,
Blocked..
Message deleted
Message ignored
Oh I did get that one reply that said “thanks babe” that led me to think I was in!!! But I wasn’t in and I didn’t get a second response hahahahaha
The one thing I can take away from this though is,, I know I’m not alone in my hardship ha |
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"We’ve been offered cash, gifts and drugs this week.
Not sure what on our profile that suggests we would be interested in any of this.
Yeh we get this too, especially drugs 🤨"
LOL - I (Mr) was staying in your town. Must be a local guys strategy |
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab! "
Maybe we need to unblock single guys...just so we can have a laugh at those messages too...on the other hand, fairly sure they will wear thin after about...oooh, 24 hours! 😆 |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab! "
Hope he sent a detailed description of his truck. There’s loads of them on the A34! 🙄 |
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab!
Hope he sent a detailed description of his truck. There’s loads of them on the A34! 🙄"
I'd of found him, that sweaty ball smell on opening the cab would have have given it away 😂 |
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"The gist of this weeks messages has basically consisted of:
"Fancy a shag? I'm a heavy cummer!"
"How's you?"
"Me and my mate are sat having a wank together, want to come and finish us both off?"
And the classic one:
"I'm currently sat on the A34 in my truck, fancy coming over for a fuck?"
Yeah sure, I'll just finish my spag bol and wipe all the sauce off my mouth, then I'll baby wipe my flaps and be straight over, make sure you wipe your sweaty balls that you've been sat on all day too before I get there, yeah
Don't you just love Fab!
Hope he sent a detailed description of his truck. There’s loads of them on the A34! 🙄
I'd of found him, that sweaty ball smell on opening the cab would have have given it away 😂"
Tell me, which baby wipes do use? I have trouble finding ones that dont iritate me.. |
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