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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Let's hear your excuses..

Winner gets to wash my sock 🤣🤣

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By *ustincredible69Man 2 weeks ago

drumoak

I don't wanna wash socks

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By *namoratomanMan 2 weeks ago

Herefordshire

Not kern on your trunks

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 2 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"Not kern on your trunks"

I’m blinded by your pants

Donna

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By *ozzybear1981Man 2 weeks ago

preston


"Not kern on your trunks

I’m blinded by your pants

Donna "

I have a maximum driving distance of 109 miles not 110 😔

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By *onnachakeaneMan 2 weeks ago

Dundrum


"Not kern on your trunks

I’m blinded by your pants

Donna

I have a maximum driving distance of 109 miles not 110 😔"

I’m straight plus I always promised myself I’d never fuck FozzyBear

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By *lice AgainTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Not kern on your trunks

I’m blinded by your pants

Donna "

You wear M&S stockings.

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm on the last chapter of a really good book about crazy paving designs

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By *hortieWoman 2 weeks ago

Northampton


"I'm on the last chapter of a really good book about crazy paving designs "

I have octophobia.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm on the last chapter of a really good book about crazy paving designs

I have octophobia."

My cocks too small

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm on the last chapter of a really good book about crazy paving designs

I have octophobia."

Octo what now? 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 2 weeks ago

Up North


"I'm on the last chapter of a really good book about crazy paving designs

I have octophobia.

Octo what now? 🤷🤷 🤣🤣"

You’re too busy googling octophobia

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm on the last chapter of a really good book about crazy paving designs

I have octophobia.

Octo what now? 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

You’re too busy googling octophobia "

Nah, I’d fuck you

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"I'm on the last chapter of a really good book about crazy paving designs

I have octophobia.

Octo what now? 🤷🤷 🤣🤣

You’re too busy googling octophobia

Nah, I’d fuck you "

Your too far 🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Your crap at these "games"

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By *ozzybear1981Man 2 weeks ago

preston

You don’t like my rum chat 😔

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your crap at these "games""

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship"

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 2 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship"

You’re straight

Donna x

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

You’re straight

Donna x"

So am I right now but then I'm thinking of odalisque 😜😜

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By *onty777Man 2 weeks ago

midlands


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

You’re straight

Donna x"

Too far

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 2 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

You’re straight

Donna x

Too far "

I can’t unzip that bloody onesie 😂

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By *onnachakeaneMan 2 weeks ago

Dundrum


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

You’re straight

Donna x

Too far "

I don’t find middle aged smiley bearded Monkeys sexually arousing…

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By *onnachakeaneMan 2 weeks ago

Dundrum


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

You’re straight

Donna x

Too far

I don’t find middle aged smiley bearded Monkeys sexually arousing…"

Well not currently… ask me again after another 6 months of scrolling through Fabs 😆

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By *_n_HCouple 2 weeks ago

donegal

I have just had food and everyone knows you can’t have sex for at least 30mins after having food

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I have just had food and everyone knows you can’t have sex for at least 30mins after having food "

I missed my flight to Donegal

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"I have just had food and everyone knows you can’t have sex for at least 30mins after having food "

You confused sex for swimming

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By *_n_HCouple 2 weeks ago

donegal

Same thing basically no ? Either one I’m left gasping for air

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Same thing basically no ? Either one I’m left gasping for air "

I’d be too terrified

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Same thing basically no ? Either one I’m left gasping for air "

Shame I failed my lifeguard test

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 2 weeks ago

Southport

I'd ruin you for everyone else ??

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By *antsGerfMan 2 weeks ago

Basingstoke

My cock isn't long enoghtbti reach you 100 miles away

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By *_n_HCouple 2 weeks ago

donegal

Wow what a mood killer and turn off

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Wow what a mood killer and turn off "

You’re not in the mood

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By *uzzieboyMan 2 weeks ago

taunton

I’m washing my hair

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"I’m washing my hair "

I hate the smell of head and shoulders 🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm afraid of the sheep around Bristol

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 2 weeks ago

Southport


"I'd ruin you for everyone else ?? "

Yep, you'd be so disappointed after I'd fumbled around for ages, you'd spend rest of the time crying into your pillow, becoming a recluse and swearing off sex forever.

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

because i hate it when underwear doesn't match in a set

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 2 weeks ago

Southport


"I'm afraid of the sheep around Bristol "

Carry a jar of mint sauce, you'll be fine. They won't come anywhere near you

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm afraid of the sheep around Bristol

Carry a jar of mint sauce, you'll be fine. They won't come anywhere near you "

You think Bristol is in Wales 🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"I'm afraid of the sheep around Bristol

Carry a jar of mint sauce, you'll be fine. They won't come anywhere near you

You think Bristol is in Wales 🤣"

No, but they have day passes for the bridge 🤣🤣

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

least it's not shrewsbury where they can still shoot you with a bow and arrow after a certain time....

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

And you know this how? 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣"

That wasnt to you haha

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By *ondonlad90Man 2 weeks ago

London

I would do more hahah

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣

That wasnt to you haha "

And I thought you didn’t love me 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣

That wasnt to you haha

And I thought you didn’t love me 🤣"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣

That wasnt to you haha

And I thought you didn’t love me 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny "

At least if I can’t make you cum I can make you laugh 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣

That wasnt to you haha

And I thought you didn’t love me 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny

At least if I can’t make you cum I can make you laugh 🤣"

Id say something witty but im crap at these games 🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣

That wasnt to you haha

And I thought you didn’t love me 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny

At least if I can’t make you cum I can make you laugh 🤣

Id say something witty but im crap at these games 🤷‍♀️ "

Good your good at twister then isn't it 😅

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣

That wasnt to you haha

And I thought you didn’t love me 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny

At least if I can’t make you cum I can make you laugh 🤣

Id say something witty but im crap at these games 🤷‍♀️

Good your good at twister then isn't it 😅"

Exactly! Im glad someone appreciates me 😘 haha

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣

That wasnt to you haha

And I thought you didn’t love me 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny

At least if I can’t make you cum I can make you laugh 🤣

Id say something witty but im crap at these games 🤷‍♀️

Good your good at twister then isn't it 😅

Exactly! Im glad someone appreciates me 😘 haha "

Ah well, I can’t fuck you now, you’re off playing twister 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣

That wasnt to you haha

And I thought you didn’t love me 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny

At least if I can’t make you cum I can make you laugh 🤣

Id say something witty but im crap at these games 🤷‍♀️

Good your good at twister then isn't it 😅

Exactly! Im glad someone appreciates me 😘 haha

Ah well, I can’t fuck you now, you’re off playing twister 🤣"

Oi you!! 🤣🤣 dont be rude

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣

That wasnt to you haha

And I thought you didn’t love me 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny

At least if I can’t make you cum I can make you laugh 🤣

Id say something witty but im crap at these games 🤷‍♀️

Good your good at twister then isn't it 😅

Exactly! Im glad someone appreciates me 😘 haha

Ah well, I can’t fuck you now, you’re off playing twister 🤣

Oi you!! 🤣🤣 dont be rude"

Hahaha I’m not 🤣

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 2 weeks ago

Southport


"Your crap at these "games"

Your too lovely to me i wouldnt wanna spoil our friendship

I know when I’m not wanted 😔🤣

That wasnt to you haha

And I thought you didn’t love me 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny

At least if I can’t make you cum I can make you laugh 🤣

Id say something witty but im crap at these games 🤷‍♀️

Good your good at twister then isn't it 😅

Exactly! Im glad someone appreciates me 😘 haha

Ah well, I can’t fuck you now, you’re off playing twister 🤣"

Twister? Now there's a game I haven't played for a long time - clothed anyway

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By *infullyObedientWoman 2 weeks ago

Woodley

I'm tied up currently

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By *heelerMan 2 weeks ago

Northants


"I'm tied up currently"

Don't mind a bit of kinky sex

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By *NormalMan01Man 2 weeks ago

Harrogate

You’re within five miles and while my preference is for someone local within 10 miles, you’re too close.

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By *etwife8230Couple 2 weeks ago

Newport

I've run out of condoms 🙈

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By *intageandginge89Couple 2 weeks ago

Whitefield

[Removed by poster at 19/05/25 07:53:32]

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By *ein-guyMan 2 weeks ago

East Cowes

I'm just too hard and I feel too light headed

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By *ollyPocket75Woman 2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I don't like cactuses

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By *alcon2Man 2 weeks ago

North


"I don't like cactuses "

My pockets are always full..

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By *ustus5555Woman 2 weeks ago

Mansfield

Had no sleep, so to tired

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By *aizyWoman 2 weeks ago

west midlands

My hayfever is insane 🤧

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By *quirrel!Man 2 weeks ago

NEC

You’d make me cum!

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By *hastityPleasureGiverMan 2 weeks ago

Rotherham

I've been in a chastity cage since I was 19 years old

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By *ollyPocket75Woman 2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

He's in a chastity cage

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By *dnxyzMan 2 weeks ago

LondonX


"He's in a chastity cage "
\

she has clothes on

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By *iss KinkWoman 2 weeks ago

Up North


"He's in a chastity cage \

she has clothes on"

He wants a fwb

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By *heeky_laughMan 2 weeks ago

southport

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By *oldyoudown41Man 2 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

But you’re too far away and I don’t drive and come to think about it I don’t take public transportation and i just realised I can’t walk either ..

P.s just found someone closer and I’m not all that into you

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By *utlongjohnMan 2 weeks ago

close


" "

I have no sense of humour

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 2 weeks ago

Leeds

You have a penis

Mrs

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By *urenutsMan 2 weeks ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"You have a penis

Mrs"

I would fuck you but you not into me

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

but no-one wears those miami vice jackets any more

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By *ustus5555Woman 2 weeks ago

Mansfield

Off back to hospital, so... 🤷

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By *c4funMan 2 weeks ago

nottingham

I don’t like minions

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 2 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

I don’t like yellow underwear

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By *dnxyzMan 2 weeks ago

LondonX


"I don’t like yellow underwear "

I would be too bust with your boobs!

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By *ustmehorny1976Man 2 weeks ago

Birmingham

I’m having lunch

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By *ndisMan 2 weeks ago

Liverpool

You have minionitis and I don't want to catch that!

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By *rymedownunderMan 2 weeks ago

London/Australia

I once told a fwb that I couldn't meet her as I needed to go to Asda for my weekly shop. She hasn't let me forget about it (fair enough!) Mentions it literally weekly - it happened about 15 years ago

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By *aizyWoman 2 weeks ago

west midlands

Because he shops at Asda!

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 2 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m the wrong sex for you xx 😘

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By *rymedownunderMan 2 weeks ago

London/Australia


"Because he shops at Asda! "

Ok Miss Waitrose!

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By *utlongjohnMan 2 weeks ago

close


"I’m the wrong sex for you xx 😘"

Your out of my league

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By *heelerMan 2 weeks ago

Northants


"Because he shops at Asda! "

Rollbacks back if that hrlps

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By *utlongjohnMan 2 weeks ago

close

You jumped the que

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By *ustus5555Woman 2 weeks ago

Mansfield

Doesn't say how close

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By *layPlayPlayMan 2 weeks ago

Here

But I just would haha

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By *ondiego85Man 2 weeks ago

nottingham


"But I just would haha"

But you’re too hairy (I know, I’m hairy too ahahaha)

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By *utlongjohnMan 2 weeks ago

close


"But I just would haha

But you’re too hairy (I know, I’m hairy too ahahaha)"

Im scared of ghosts

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By *oe n JayCouple 2 weeks ago

Surrey


"But I just would haha

But you’re too hairy (I know, I’m hairy too ahahaha)

Im scared of ghosts"

You didn't shave your bits

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By *c4funMan 2 weeks ago

nottingham

I want your feet instead

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By *dnxyzMan 2 weeks ago

LondonX

I am straight

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By *rymedownunderMan 2 weeks ago

London/Australia

It's not you...it's me!

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By *ondiego85Man 2 weeks ago

nottingham


"I want your feet instead "
:

Yellow is not my thing

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 2 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m not a redhead xx

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By *ondiego85Man 2 weeks ago

nottingham


"I’m not a redhead xx "

I never said I fuck redheads only

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By *ldclitlickerMan 2 weeks ago

portsmouth

You won’t let me

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By *ustincider888Man 2 weeks ago

Preston Ish

I've heard your clunge smells of wheelie bin juice.

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By *utlongjohnMan 2 weeks ago

close

I dont like chocolate muffins

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By *ondiego85Man 2 weeks ago

nottingham


"I dont like chocolate muffins"

Apparently you’re scared of me and the smell of fear puts me off

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 2 weeks ago

Up North


"I dont like chocolate muffins

Apparently you’re scared of me and the smell of fear puts me off"

I need to walk the dogs.

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By *layPlayPlayMan 2 weeks ago

Here

Your perfect

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By *iss KinkWoman 2 weeks ago

Up North


"Your perfect "

I don’t trust trust pilot

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By *ondiego85Man 2 weeks ago

nottingham


"Your perfect

I don’t trust trust pilot "

You prefer clubs, I don’t

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 2 weeks ago

South Wales

I don’t wear pj’s 😄

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By *ananas57Couple 2 weeks ago

lake ariel

I don’t have a strap-on

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i'm rearranging my sock drawer

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By *utlongjohnMan 2 weeks ago

close

I dont wear socks

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By *hat.coupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Dartford

I've got a bone in my leg, soz.

Mrs x

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By *utlongjohnMan 2 weeks ago

close


"I've got a bone in my leg, soz.

Mrs x"

Want another

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By *hat.coupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Dartford


"I've got a bone in my leg, soz.

Mrs x

Want another "

Can't, my cats aunt is visiting, soz

Mrs x

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By *dnxyzMan 2 weeks ago

LondonX

you are busy with others!

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By *hat.coupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Dartford


"you are busy with others!"

Very busy lady, soz can't chat I'm just having a lobotomy.

Mrs x

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By *ippingDeeplyMan 2 weeks ago

Bath

I just ate

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i heard the last person had to peel your boxers off with the help of a blow torch

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By *ondiego85Man 2 weeks ago

nottingham


"i heard the last person had to peel your boxers off with the help of a blow torch"

I can’t stand the bloody minions

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme


"i heard the last person had to peel your boxers off with the help of a blow torch

I can’t stand the bloody minions "

blame Str8MrE - he started this lol

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By *entfootloverMan 2 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"i heard the last person had to peel your boxers off with the help of a blow torch

I can’t stand the bloody minions "

I don't like the font

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By *ondiego85Man 2 weeks ago

nottingham


"i heard the last person had to peel your boxers off with the help of a blow torch

I can’t stand the bloody minions

I don't like the font"

You try writing with your finger on the screen!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Lol

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

you'd only lol

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"i heard the last person had to peel your boxers off with the help of a blow torch

I can’t stand the bloody minions

blame Str8MrE - he started this lol"

You called 🤷🤷

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"you'd only lol"

Maybe if you did it good you'd hear moans instead of lols 😄

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By *entfootloverMan 2 weeks ago

Sevenoaks


"you'd only lol

Maybe if you did it good you'd hear moans instead of lols 😄"

I think I'm going to spend my time rimming you instead.

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"you'd only lol

Maybe if you did it good you'd hear moans instead of lols 😄

I think I'm going to spend my time rimming you instead."

🍑👅👌

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By *ozzybear1981Man 2 weeks ago

preston


"you'd only lol

Maybe if you did it good you'd hear moans instead of lols 😄

I think I'm going to spend my time rimming you instead.

🍑👅👌"

I’d probably spend far to long teasing you to fuck you 😂

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

it's a muppet thing

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme


"you'd only lol

Maybe if you did it good you'd hear moans instead of lols 😄"

always do it good - if it's not done good it's not worth doing

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 2 weeks ago

Leeds

I would fuck you, but judging by your pictures I’m come to the conclusion that it would be like throwing a golf ball down the channel tunnel.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"you'd only lol

Maybe if you did it good you'd hear moans instead of lols 😄

I think I'm going to spend my time rimming you instead.

🍑👅👌

I’d probably spend far to long teasing you to fuck you 😂"

Lol just like hubby dear

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By *ollyPocket75Woman 2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

You're both straight

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By *ozzybear1981Man 2 weeks ago

preston


"You're both straight "

Distance 😔

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm a Gonzo fan

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By *ozzybear1981Man 2 weeks ago

preston

Gonzo said that he doesn’t like you and so I have to say no too 😂

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

even oscar in the bin doesn't like him hahahaha

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By *ustus5555Woman 2 weeks ago

Mansfield

The thread got boring an I fell asleep

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm busy platting fog tonight

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i'm too busy making fog horn noises

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 2 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

I’m busy making a latte

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By *_n_HCouple 2 weeks ago

donegal

“I’d love to, but my pet rock is feeling really needy today.”

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I'm banned from the ferry after my last escapade

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By *ozzybear1981Man 2 weeks ago

preston

My mother warned me about people like you

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 2 weeks ago

scunthorpe

I need to feed the dogs

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By *ltra72Man 2 weeks ago

edinburgh


"I need to feed the dogs "

My dogs are barking

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert"

Your in the desert, its too hot!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!"

We fell out 🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!"

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣"

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i can't - in case you do yourself an injury

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️"

You'll need all six too 👍👍

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍"

I cant your too busy dreaming

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

and people are too busy being skippy the bush kangaroo lol

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍

I cant your too busy dreaming "

I changed my mind

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

my point exactly lol

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍

I cant your too busy dreaming

I changed my mind "

Cant be everyones cuppa 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍

I cant your too busy dreaming

I changed my mind

Cant be everyones cuppa 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️"

You’re right, I can’t 🤷‍♂️

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By *r lotharioMan 2 weeks ago

newcastle-under-lyme

and again lol

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍

I cant your too busy dreaming

I changed my mind

Cant be everyones cuppa 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️"

Btw, DO is called Vlad now 👍👍

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍

I cant your too busy dreaming

I changed my mind

Cant be everyones cuppa 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

You’re right, I can’t 🤷‍♂️"

Im confused you changed your mind 🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍

I cant your too busy dreaming

I changed my mind

Cant be everyones cuppa 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

Btw, DO is called Vlad now 👍👍"

I wasn’t the one doing the impaling

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍

I cant your too busy dreaming

I changed my mind

Cant be everyones cuppa 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

Btw, DO is called Vlad now 👍👍

I wasn’t the one doing the impaling "

You and me both mate, you and me both 🤣🤣

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍

I cant your too busy dreaming

I changed my mind

Cant be everyones cuppa 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

Btw, DO is called Vlad now 👍👍

I wasn’t the one doing the impaling

You and me both mate, you and me both 🤣🤣"

You and Thickthighs need to go impale each other

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍

I cant your too busy dreaming

I changed my mind

Cant be everyones cuppa 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

Btw, DO is called Vlad now 👍👍

I wasn’t the one doing the impaling

You and me both mate, you and me both 🤣🤣

You and Thickthighs need to go impale each other"

I mean i know he doesnt like how i play games but thats a bit extreme

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By *_n_HCouple 2 weeks ago

donegal

“I’m currently in a very serious relationship… with my couch.”

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By *hickthighs25Woman 2 weeks ago

Stockton


"“I’m currently in a very serious relationship… with my couch.”"

Im washing my hair

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"“I’m currently in a very serious relationship… with my couch.”"

No single men sadly 🤷‍♂️

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍

I cant your too busy dreaming

I changed my mind

Cant be everyones cuppa 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

Btw, DO is called Vlad now 👍👍

I wasn’t the one doing the impaling

You and me both mate, you and me both 🤣🤣

You and Thickthighs need to go impale each other

I mean i know he doesnt like how i play games but thats a bit extreme"

I'm speechless he would suggest such a thing 🤣🤣

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man 2 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"“I’m currently in a very serious relationship… with my couch.”"

Your partner put super glue on the shower door again???

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"i need to chop some wood for the fire - damn i'm in a desert

Your in the desert, its too hot!

I'm practicing my arched back spider technique for a twister challenge 🤣🤣

Ive already been in 6 positions whilst i wait 🤷‍♀️

You'll need all six too 👍👍

I cant your too busy dreaming

I changed my mind

Cant be everyones cuppa 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

Btw, DO is called Vlad now 👍👍

I wasn’t the one doing the impaling

You and me both mate, you and me both 🤣🤣

You and Thickthighs need to go impale each other

I mean i know he doesnt like how i play games but thats a bit extreme

I'm speechless he would suggest such a thing 🤣🤣"

I’m too busy banging your heads together for bickering over silly unfounded insults, hug it out! Forum closed !

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