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"My blender and toaster just broke up and I need to mediate" I might have drowned between your legs | |||
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"Im too busy having a staring contest with my dogs and I refuse to lose!" I'm allergic to dogs that have staring competitions | |||
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"Im too busy having a staring contest with my dogs and I refuse to lose! I'm allergic to dogs that have staring competitions" i can't cope with his greatness | |||
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"I'm waiting for my maccy d's to be delivered " can never live to to expectations | |||
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"I’m delivering maccies to the above 😉" Hes too far away, food will be cold | |||
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"Isn’t it always though 😂" He takes to long to get there | |||
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"I have my banjo lessons" I wouldnt want to mess around with his banjo | |||
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"I have my banjo lessons I wouldnt want to mess around with his banjo " You can play my flute  | |||
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"I don’t like that you don’t like flutes " We both like flutes, it could get messy | |||
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"I don’t like that you don’t like flutes " Too busy staring at her arse 😈😈 | |||
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"I don’t like that you don’t like flutes Too busy staring at her arse 😈😈" Your too busy | |||
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"I don’t like that you don’t like flutes Too busy staring at her arse 😈😈 Your too busy " Kelly’s already licking your pussy | |||
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"I don’t like that you don’t like flutes Too busy staring at her arse 😈😈 Your too busy " I've been dumped 😭 | |||
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"I don’t like that you don’t like flutes Too busy staring at her arse 😈😈 Your too busy Kelly’s already licking your pussy" The neighbours would gossip | |||
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"I don’t like that you don’t like flutes Too busy staring at her arse 😈😈 Your too busy Kelly’s already licking your pussy The neighbours would gossip " She keeps her socks on in bed  | |||
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"I don’t like that you don’t like flutes Too busy staring at her arse 😈😈 Your too busy Kelly’s already licking your pussy The neighbours would gossip She keeps her socks on in bed "he has a sock fetish | |||
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"I don’t like that you don’t like flutes Too busy staring at her arse 😈😈 Your too busy Kelly’s already licking your pussy The neighbours would gossip She keeps her socks on in bed he has a sock fetish"He has a filth fetish | |||
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"I don’t like that you don’t like flutes Too busy staring at her arse 😈😈 Your too busy Kelly’s already licking your pussy The neighbours would gossip She keeps her socks on in bed he has a sock fetish"But your currently under arrest from the other thread | |||
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"Too busy wanking over pixie 😉😉" Your a wanker | |||
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"Too busy wanking over pixie 😉😉 Your a wanker" I’m a wanker | |||
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"Too busy wanking over pixie 😉😉 Your a wanker I’m a wanker " Am playing naked tiddly winks with Thickthighs | |||
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"Too busy wanking over pixie 😉😉 Your a wanker I’m a wanker Am playing naked tiddly winks with Thickthighs" He’s not very inclusive | |||
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"Too busy wanking over pixie 😉😉 Your a wanker I’m a wanker Am playing naked tiddly winks with Thickthighs He’s not very inclusive " You're to far away 😔 | |||
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"Too busy wanking over pixie 😉😉 Your a wanker I’m a wanker Am playing naked tiddly winks with Thickthighs He’s not very inclusive " I'm too exclusive | |||
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"Too busy wanking over pixie 😉😉 Your a wanker I’m a wanker Am playing naked tiddly winks with Thickthighs He’s not very inclusive You're to far away 😔 " I’m running late for church 
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"Too busy wanking over pixie 😉😉 Your a wanker I’m a wanker Am playing naked tiddly winks with Thickthighs He’s not very inclusive You're to far away 😔 I’m running late for church
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"Nuns make horny" Priests make me Horny | |||
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"Won't have anal on first meet" Your too demanding | |||
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"Won't have anal on first meet" He’s straight | |||
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"Won't have anal on first meet Your too demanding" Im too far down on her to do list .. | |||
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"Won't have anal on first meet He’s straight " hatfield sucks | |||
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"Nuns make horny Priests make me Horny " Performing an exorcism | |||
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"Nuns make horny Priests make me Horny Performing an exorcism " I've already been exorcised this morning and enjoyed the plasm spasm  | |||
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"This pile of coal won't clean itself " She would show me up with that body 👋 | |||
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"This pile of coal won't clean itself She would show me up with that body 👋" Im not her type | |||
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"I'm not anyone's type" Your too busy wanking | |||
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"I'm not anyone's type Your too busy wanking " I can't find my school uniform shorts to match your uniform | |||
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"I'm not anyone's type Your too busy wanking I can't find my school uniform shorts to match your uniform " He loses everything | |||
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"I'm not anyone's type Your too busy wanking I can't find my school uniform shorts to match your uniform " stole his shorts | |||
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"I'm too busy wanking... apparently " Hes being moody | |||
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"Hes already busy" Your ass is better than mine | |||
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"Hes already busy Your ass is better than mine " It isnt but your busy till june | |||
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"I hit my thumb instead of the nail, so I can only offer swearing and rough sex because I’m so angry" I wouldnt want to hurt him during our rough sex | |||
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"I hit my thumb instead of the nail, so I can only offer swearing and rough sex because I’m so angry I wouldnt want to hurt him during our rough sex" I’d like to see you try | |||
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"I'm fuming over a DM some dumb cunt sent me...and yes, I have fucking reported them " Please elaborate. What happened? | |||
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"I'm fuming over a DM some dumb cunt sent me...and yes, I have fucking reported them Please elaborate. What happened?" Id break his banjo | |||
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"I'm fuming over a DM some dumb cunt sent me...and yes, I have fucking reported them Please elaborate. What happened? Id break his banjo" Don’t mess up with banjos | |||
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"You're a man " I only go as far as Mike10th | |||
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"He hates Hatfield " I think he might be a secret superhero from his stance and i cant be done with the drama | |||
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"He hates Hatfield I think he might be a secret superhero from his stance and i cant be done with the drama " I’ll show you my superpower and no drama … That stance is almost a full body work out | |||
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"He hates Hatfield I think he might be a secret superhero from his stance and i cant be done with the drama " You don’t want to see my naughty pics | |||
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"He hates Hatfield I think he might be a secret superhero from his stance and i cant be done with the drama You don’t want to see my naughty pics "He WRONGLY assumes things 👀🤣 | |||
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"Shes a crazy cat lady" I’ve got bum envy so I’m busy doing squats. | |||
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"Looks good to me " Hes a rule breaker | |||
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"She keeps changing profile pics " He doesnt like variety | |||
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"Play nice now " Always 😘 | |||
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"I can't " My jarl says i cant because we are from rival territories | |||
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"I can't My jarl says i cant because we are from rival territories " You vikings are too rough and only like doggy | |||
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"Because you don’t have a profile picture. I don’t really like black silhouette 🤣" Because your blind and might put it in my ear 🤣🤷♀️ | |||
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"You straight "You are hiding your cock with a towel and I can’t fit a towel up my ass | |||
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"You straight
You are hiding your cock with a towel and I can’t fit a towel up my ass "How do you know if you don’t try? | |||
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"I can't My jarl says i cant because we are from rival territories You vikings are too rough and only like doggy " I like anal too | |||
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"You straight
You are hiding your cock with a towel and I can’t fit a towel up my ass " | |||
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"You straight
You are hiding your cock with a towel and I can’t fit a towel up my ass
How do you know if you don’t try? "It’s gonna soak up the lube | |||
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"You straight
You are hiding your cock with a towel and I can’t fit a towel up my ass
How do you know if you don’t try?
It’s gonna soak up the lube "The butter is in the fridge! | |||
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"You straight
You are hiding your cock with a towel and I can’t fit a towel up my ass "Daym that’s a nice one 😂 | |||
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"I’d rather fuck thickthighs with you." I’m watching Jumanji | |||
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"I’d rather fuck thickthighs with you. I’m watching Jumanji " I am Playing jumanji for real  | |||
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"I’d rather fuck thickthighs with you. I’m watching Jumanji " I oofted you but you broke my heart | |||
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"I’d rather fuck thickthighs with you. I’m watching Jumanji I oofted you but you broke my heart " your hearts broken and it would be awkward when you were crying during it | |||
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"I’d rather fuck thickthighs with you. I’m watching Jumanji I oofted you but you broke my heart your hearts broken and it would be awkward when you were crying during it " Even more broken when you don’t read my messages, can’t blame you I’m crying a river | |||
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"I'm not, I'd take Sinfullyobedient and _hickthighs25 on together 😉😉" I don’t think your tailpipe could survive my femrod tbh | |||
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"I’ll be sitting in the corner with popcorn "Ill sit next to you with the tissues | |||
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"I arrested him. "Youd arrest me | |||
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"I arrested him.
Youd arrest me "first i have to bail you out | |||
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"I arrested him.
Youd arrest me "I’d be your brief … pro bono | |||
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"I arrested him.
Youd arrest me "I'm lost in your eyes 😍😍 | |||
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"I arrested him.
Youd arrest me
I'm lost in your eyes 😍😍"The cricket’s on.🤷♂️ | |||
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"I don't have a wife" But do have a cheese grater | |||
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"I don't have a wife But do have a cheese grater" Im nit anyone's wife | |||
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"I don't have a wife But do have a cheese grater Im nit anyone's wife " I don't believe in sex before marriage 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I don't have a wife But do have a cheese grater Im nit anyone's wife I don't believe in sex before marriage 🤣🤣" I wouldn't marry anyone without knowing how they fuck!🤣🤣 | |||
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"I don't have a wife But do have a cheese grater Im nit anyone's wife I don't believe in sex before marriage 🤣🤣 I wouldn't marry anyone without knowing how they fuck!🤣🤣" Don't want to get married, drinks instead?? | |||
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"Drinks sounds great 😊" I may have to get you very tipsy before you'd want to have sex with me. | |||
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"Drinks sounds great 😊 I may have to get you very tipsy before you'd want to have sex with me. "You want to get me d*unk first | |||
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"I'm more attracted to the cake " I don’t like minions | |||
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"I'm more attracted to the cake I don’t like minions " Worried you’d be cute but stab me! | |||
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"I'm more attracted to the cake I don’t like minions " You'd have to remove cock sock with teeth 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm more attracted to the cake I don’t like minions You'd have to remove cock sock with teeth 🤣🤣" Even the minion on the sock looks scared when seeing my face 😆 | |||
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"I'm more attracted to the cake I don’t like minions You'd have to remove cock sock with teeth 🤣🤣 Even the minion on the sock looks scared when seeing my face 😆" Minions are scared of them | |||
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"I'm more attracted to the cake I don’t like minions You'd have to remove cock sock with teeth 🤣🤣 Even the minion on the sock looks scared when seeing my face 😆 Minions are scared of them " But we're probably to short | |||
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"I'm more attracted to the cake I don’t like minions You'd have to remove cock sock with teeth 🤣🤣 Even the minion on the sock looks scared when seeing my face 😆 Minions are scared of them But we're probably to short " You'd have to get on top. | |||
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"I'm more attracted to the cake I don’t like minions You'd have to remove cock sock with teeth 🤣🤣 Even the minion on the sock looks scared when seeing my face 😆 Minions are scared of them But we're probably to short You'd have to get on top. "Youd try and bake me in a pie | |||
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"I'm more attracted to the cake I don’t like minions You'd have to remove cock sock with teeth 🤣🤣 Even the minion on the sock looks scared when seeing my face 😆 Minions are scared of them But we're probably to short You'd have to get on top.
Youd try and bake me in a pie "I’d be busy eating the pie | |||
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"I'm more attracted to the cake I don’t like minions You'd have to remove cock sock with teeth 🤣🤣 Even the minion on the sock looks scared when seeing my face 😆 Minions are scared of them But we're probably to short You'd have to get on top.
Youd try and bake me in a pie
I’d be busy eating the pie "He'd rather eat pie than fuck | |||
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"My cock is buried in pie 😉😉" Your banned from the dinner party | |||
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"My cock is buried in pie 😉😉 Your banned from the dinner party " I’m busy playing waiter at her dinner party | |||
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"My cock is buried in pie 😉😉 Your banned from the dinner party I’m busy playing waiter at her dinner party " My pie turned out weird | |||
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"My cock is buried in pie 😉😉 Your banned from the dinner party I’m busy playing waiter at her dinner party My pie turned out weird" I'm off pie | |||
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"My cock is buried in pie 😉😉 Your banned from the dinner party I’m busy playing waiter at her dinner party My pie turned out weird I'm off pie" Your off pie | |||
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"My cock is buried in pie 😉😉 Your banned from the dinner party I’m busy playing waiter at her dinner party My pie turned out weird I'm off pie Your off pie " You banned Str8MrE from the dinner party | |||
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"My cock is buried in pie 😉😉 Your banned from the dinner party I’m busy playing waiter at her dinner party My pie turned out weird I'm off pie Your off pie You banned Str8MrE from the dinner party " Now there’s no Str8MrE and pie | |||
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"My cock is buried in pie 😉😉 Your banned from the dinner party I’m busy playing waiter at her dinner party My pie turned out weird I'm off pie Your off pie You banned Str8MrE from the dinner party " You didn't tell me about the dinner party | |||
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"My cock is buried in pie 😉😉 Your banned from the dinner party I’m busy playing waiter at her dinner party My pie turned out weird I'm off pie Your off pie You banned Str8MrE from the dinner party " He was my lift to the dinner party … | |||
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"I've fucked off with pie 🤣🤣" 🤣🤣 I have to make time to bake a new pie now | |||
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"I've fucked off with pie 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 I have to make time to bake a new pie now" We are busy planning tattoos | |||
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"I've fucked off with pie 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 I have to make time to bake a new pie now" Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it 🤣 | |||
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"I've fucked off with pie 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 I have to make time to bake a new pie now We are busy planning tattoos " she cheats at shakes and ladders | |||
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"I've fucked off with pie 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 I have to make time to bake a new pie now Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it 🤣" 🤣🤣 and I’ve gotta keep my new pie safe 🥧 | |||
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"I've fucked off with pie 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 I have to make time to bake a new pie now Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it 🤣" fuck it just fuck me | |||
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"I've fucked off with pie 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 I have to make time to bake a new pie now Im too busy stopping Str8Mre from putting his cock in it 🤣 fuck it just fuck me"The pie? | |||
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"I've fucked off with pie 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 I have to make time to bake a new pie now We are busy planning tattoos she cheats at shakes and ladders" He thinks im a cheat and that i shake ladders | |||
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