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"Shocking banter! Lol" It wasnt me ! Haha | |||
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"I'm washing my cornflakes lol.....nah I'd never say that to you "I prefer rice krispies 👅 | |||
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"I'm washing my cornflakes lol.....nah I'd never say that to you
I prefer rice krispies 👅"I need her to squirt on my face first x | |||
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"I'm washing my cornflakes lol.....nah I'd never say that to you
I prefer rice krispies 👅I need her to squirt on my face first x"I dont want to be another buried body in your garden x | |||
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"I'm washing my cornflakes lol.....nah I'd never say that to you
I prefer rice krispies 👅I need her to squirt on my face first x
I dont want to be another buried body in your garden x"I don’t think my husband would want to leave  | |||
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"I'm washing my cornflakes lol.....nah I'd never say that to you
I prefer rice krispies 👅I need her to squirt on my face first x
I dont want to be another buried body in your garden x
I don’t think my husband would want to leave "I could keep you company until he gets back.  | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot " Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 " You scare me | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 You scare me " Hes too easily scared | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 You scare me Hes too easily scared " Boo.  | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 You scare me Hes too easily scared Boo. "Hes a ghost i prefer my victims alive ... at first | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 You scare me Hes too easily scared Boo.
Hes a ghost i prefer my victims alive ... at first"You dont have a cock | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 You scare me Hes too easily scared Boo.
Hes a ghost i prefer my victims alive ... at first
You dont have a cock"You couldn’t handle me | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 You scare me Hes too easily scared Boo.
Hes a ghost i prefer my victims alive ... at first
You dont have a cock
You couldn’t handle me "We prefer pints | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 You scare me Hes too easily scared Boo.
Hes a ghost i prefer my victims alive ... at first
You dont have a cock"You don't have giblets 😂 | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 You scare me Hes too easily scared Boo.
Hes a ghost i prefer my victims alive ... at first
You dont have a cock
You couldn’t handle me "You couldn't keep up with me | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 You scare me Hes too easily scared Boo.
Hes a ghost i prefer my victims alive ... at first
You dont have a cock"I'm not tall  | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 You scare me Hes too easily scared Boo.
Hes a ghost i prefer my victims alive ... at first
You dont have a cock
I'm not tall "Your too cute for me | |||
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"I’m roasting chicken and beetroot Too kinky for me. 😆 🤣 You scare me Hes too easily scared Boo.
Hes a ghost i prefer my victims alive ... at first
You dont have a cock
I'm not tall
Your too cute for me "You need to put your glasses on first. | |||
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"It's so hot my thighs have stuck together " I can't part your thighs | |||
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"It's so hot my thighs have stuck together I can't part your thighs " You don't have the strength to part some thighs | |||
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"It's so hot my thighs have stuck together " Love that! X | |||
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"It's so hot my thighs have stuck together I can't part your thighs You don't have the strength to part some thighs" I can't see your thighs | |||
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"It's so hot my thighs have stuck together I can't part your thighs You don't have the strength to part some thighs I can't see your thighs" I cant see your top half | |||
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"It's so hot my thighs have stuck together I can't part your thighs You don't have the strength to part some thighs I can't see your thighs I cant see your top half" Not but you can see my lips now  | |||
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"I'm trimming my moustache " Your too busy trimming your moustache | |||
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"I'm trimming my moustache Your too busy trimming your moustache " You're too fucked from your run | |||
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"I'm trimming my moustache Your too busy trimming your moustache You're too fucked from your run" You won't take advantage while I'm fucked | |||
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"I'm trimming my moustache Your too busy trimming your moustache You're too fucked from your run" You're too obedient | |||
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"I'm trimming my moustache Your too busy trimming your moustache You're too fucked from your run You're too obedient "You prefer disobedience | |||
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"I'm trimming my moustache Your too busy trimming your moustache You're too fucked from your run You're too obedient
You prefer disobedience "I prefer a naughty woman | |||
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"I'm trimming my moustache Your too busy trimming your moustache You're too fucked from your run You're too obedient
You prefer disobedience
I prefer a naughty woman "I’m naughty but not a women | |||
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"I'm trimming my moustache Your too busy trimming your moustache You're too fucked from your run You're too obedient
You prefer disobedience
I prefer a naughty woman
I’m naughty but not a women "You're not a naughty woman | |||
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"I'm trimming my moustache Your too busy trimming your moustache You're too fucked from your run You're too obedient
You prefer disobedience
I prefer a naughty woman
I’m naughty but not a women
You're not a naughty woman "He doesn't know if im naughty enough | |||
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"I've not shaved " I've not got my shaver. | |||
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"I've not shaved " I don’t mind on that front … | |||
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"I've not shaved " I would have you moan too loud x | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x" Hes too noisy | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy" I'd want to gag her. | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy" Im too animalistic | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic " Im too much of a good girl | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl " Definition of a good girl is??? Lol | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol" Me .... | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol" I forgot my dictionary | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol I forgot my dictionary " He doesn't have a dick... Sorry dictionary | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol Me ...." Gives and takes? | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol I forgot my dictionary He doesn't have a dick... Sorry dictionary " She’s too harsh But sadly accurate too .. | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol I forgot my dictionary He doesn't have a dick... Sorry dictionary She’s too harsh But sadly accurate too .." You don't like harshness | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol I forgot my dictionary He doesn't have a dick... Sorry dictionary She’s too harsh But sadly accurate too .. You don't like harshness " Hes still getting over paying me a compliment and i dont wanna tip him over the edge | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol I forgot my dictionary He doesn't have a dick... Sorry dictionary She’s too harsh But sadly accurate too .. You don't like harshness Hes still getting over paying me a compliment and i dont wanna tip him over the edge " Funny, i love edging | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol I forgot my dictionary He doesn't have a dick... Sorry dictionary She’s too harsh But sadly accurate too .. You don't like harshness Hes still getting over paying me a compliment and i dont wanna tip him over the edge " She's too touchy | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol I forgot my dictionary He doesn't have a dick... Sorry dictionary She’s too harsh But sadly accurate too .. You don't like harshness Hes still getting over paying me a compliment and i dont wanna tip him over the edge She's too touchy "He doesn’t like being touched | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol I forgot my dictionary He doesn't have a dick... Sorry dictionary She’s too harsh But sadly accurate too .. You don't like harshness Hes still getting over paying me a compliment and i dont wanna tip him over the edge She's too touchy
He doesn’t like being touched "Only by certain hands  | |||
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"I've not shaved I would have you moan too loud x Hes too noisy Im too animalistic Im too much of a good girl Definition of a good girl is??? Lol I forgot my dictionary He doesn't have a dick... Sorry dictionary She’s too harsh But sadly accurate too .. You don't like harshness Hes still getting over paying me a compliment and i dont wanna tip him over the edge She's too touchy
He doesn’t like being touched
Only by certain hands "I dont have hands | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! " To hot to handle | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle " Dont wanna burn myself | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself" You need some new hands | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands " You need some bacon | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon" I'm vegetarian | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian " He won’t eat my pork… | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian " Im out | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out " She's ran off | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off " I’m busy running off with someone | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone " He talks to the veggie | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie" She's jealous we talk | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie" I’m crushed | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed " I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs " Mmmmm | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs Mmmmm" I don't like your underwear | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs Mmmmm I don't like your underwear " Your underwears better than mine | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs Mmmmm I don't like your underwear " I have no underwear | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs " I think you need to sit on a tongue to get relaxed | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs I think you need to sit on a tongue to get relaxed " I fear it wouldnt relax me 🥵 | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs I think you need to sit on a tongue to get relaxed I fear it wouldnt relax me 🥵" How about me ? | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs I think you need to sit on a tongue to get relaxed I fear it wouldnt relax me 🥵 How about me ? "Shes too busy being relaxed by a tongue | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs I think you need to sit on a tongue to get relaxed I fear it wouldnt relax me 🥵 How about me ?
Shes too busy being relaxed by a tongue "I wish 🤣🥵🥵 | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs I think you need to sit on a tongue to get relaxed I fear it wouldnt relax me 🥵 How about me ?
Shes too busy being relaxed by a tongue
I wish 🤣🥵🥵"She's just said she wants a good fuck. That's me out. | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs I think you need to sit on a tongue to get relaxed I fear it wouldnt relax me 🥵 How about me ?
Shes too busy being relaxed by a tongue
I wish 🤣🥵🥵
She's just said she wants a good fuck.
That's me out. "He's out | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs Mmmmm I don't like your underwear " Me neither 😂 | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs Mmmmm I don't like your underwear Me neither 😂" Your too dirty for me | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs Mmmmm I don't like your underwear Me neither 😂 Your too dirty for me " She can't handle your dirtiness | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs Mmmmm I don't like your underwear Me neither 😂 Your too dirty for me " Where the underwear has gone  | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs Mmmmm I don't like your underwear Me neither 😂 Your too dirty for me " Dirty is a state of mind | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs Mmmmm I don't like your underwear Me neither 😂 Your too dirty for me Dirty is a state of mind "You havnt changed your name to my suggestion | |||
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"You prefer real men....." Your too gorge for me  | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me "She has eyes for you | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me
She has eyes for you "Your left ring finger has a smiley face on it. | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me
She has eyes for you
Your left ring finger has a smiley face on it.
"Your a detective and id end up in jail | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me
She has eyes for you
Your left ring finger has a smiley face on it.
"You tell porkies | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me
She has eyes for you
Your left ring finger has a smiley face on it.
You tell porkies "Hes bringing pork into it and thata my forte | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me
She has eyes for you
Your left ring finger has a smiley face on it.
You tell porkies
Hes bringing pork into it and thata my forte "You trusted the porky teller and went detective | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me
She has eyes for you
Your left ring finger has a smiley face on it.
You tell porkies
Hes bringing pork into it and thata my forte "I don't speak Latin. | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me
She has eyes for you
Your left ring finger has a smiley face on it.
You tell porkies
Hes bringing pork into it and thata my forte
You trusted the porky teller and went detective "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i didn | |||
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"I'm really crap at timing! To hot to handle Dont wanna burn myself You need some new hands You need some bacon I'm vegetarian Im out She's ran off I’m busy running off with someone He talks to the veggie I’m crushed I wouldnt wanna crush him further with my thunder thighs Mmmmm I don't like your underwear Me neither 😂 Your too dirty for me Dirty is a state of mind
You havnt changed your name to my suggestion "I am easily persuaded…😘 | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me
She has eyes for you
Your left ring finger has a smiley face on it.
You tell porkies
Hes bringing pork into it and thata my forte
You trusted the porky teller and went detective
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i didn"I'm innocent | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me
She has eyes for you
Your left ring finger has a smiley face on it.
You tell porkies
Hes bringing pork into it and thata my forte
You trusted the porky teller and went detective
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i didn
I'm innocent "Im nosy 🤣🤷♀️ | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me
She has eyes for you
Your left ring finger has a smiley face on it.
You tell porkies
Hes bringing pork into it and thata my forte
You trusted the porky teller and went detective
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i didn
I'm innocent
Im nosy 🤣🤷♀️"I'm spee... I'm mean sleepy | |||
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"You prefer real men..... Your too gorge for me
She has eyes for you
Your left ring finger has a smiley face on it.
You tell porkies
Hes bringing pork into it and thata my forte
You trusted the porky teller and went detective
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i didn
I'm innocent
Im nosy 🤣🤷♀️"About what ? 😂 | |||
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"Hes too busy " has time to kill in her diary | |||
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"Hes too busy has time to kill in her diary" I'm still too sleepy | |||
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"The caffeine is making their brain work on overdrive " He likes em big | |||
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"Doesn't trust anyone from a town that has a motorway cutting right underneath it" Is a tunnel skeptic that hates innovation | |||
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"Doesn't trust anyone from a town that has a motorway cutting right underneath it Is a tunnel skeptic that hates innovation " Talks about roads too much for me | |||
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"Doesn't trust anyone from a town that has a motorway cutting right underneath it Is a tunnel skeptic that hates innovation Talks about roads too much for me " She won’t accept my by-way to her heart | |||
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"He's jealous I've been in her tunnel "Your too busy dreaming and i prefer them to be awake during | |||
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"He's jealous I've been in her tunnel "He’s an Eddie stobart to my mini .. | |||
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"He's jealous I've been in her tunnel
He’s an Eddie stobart to my mini .. "They're busy comparing their toy collection | |||
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"He's jealous I've been in her tunnel
He’s an Eddie stobart to my mini ..
They're busy comparing their toy collection "He underestimates the impact toys can have in a relationship | |||
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"I don't have enough batteries" I have enough toys im not buying more batteries for another one | |||
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"I don't have enough batteries I have enough toys im not buying more batteries for another one" Doesn't check extra wiggles | |||
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"I don't have enough batteries I have enough toys im not buying more batteries for another one Doesn't check extra wiggles" Bap Hunters are good for the planet | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll" He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem " She doesn't like that I smell like ketchup | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem " When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans… | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans…" Hes the _aphunter hes always busy at work | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans… Hes the _aphunter hes always busy at work" I feel like you might need to hydrate first | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans… Hes the _aphunter hes always busy at work" I never get time off | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans… Hes the _aphunter hes always busy at work I feel like you might need to hydrate first "Hes more bothered about my hydration 👅 | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans… Hes the _aphunter hes always busy at work I feel like you might need to hydrate first
Hes more bothered about my hydration 👅"I'll keep you hydrated | |||
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"There's a hosepipe ban in place 😎😎😎😎😎" We would just end up jamming to tunes 😎 | |||
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"I bet I can keep you hydrated... " Really am very thirsty all of a sudden… | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans… Hes the _aphunter hes always busy at work I feel like you might need to hydrate first
Hes more bothered about my hydration 👅"Hydration is important, great for the skin | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans… Hes the _aphunter hes always busy at work I feel like you might need to hydrate first
Hes more bothered about my hydration 👅
Hydration is important, great for the skin"I can't get him wet enough | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans… Hes the _aphunter hes always busy at work I feel like you might need to hydrate first
Hes more bothered about my hydration 👅
Hydration is important, great for the skin"Id get you too wet! | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans… Hes the _aphunter hes always busy at work I feel like you might need to hydrate first
Hes more bothered about my hydration 👅
Hydration is important, great for the skin
Id get you too wet!"Don’t forget to bring a towel! 😂 | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans… Hes the _aphunter hes always busy at work I feel like you might need to hydrate first
Hes more bothered about my hydration 👅
Hydration is important, great for the skin
Id get you too wet!
Don’t forget to bring a towel! 😂"Can’t give him the towel | |||
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"I'm as wet as thighs knickers" He’s slippery when wet | |||
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"I bet I can keep you hydrated... " I bet you can | |||
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"Baps are a poor man's crusty roll He says i smell of bacon .... like thats a problem When people smell bacon, everyone’s heads turn, even the vegans… Hes the _aphunter hes always busy at work I feel like you might need to hydrate first
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Hydration is important, great for the skin
Id get you too wet!
Don’t forget to bring a towel! 😂
Can’t give him the towel"Your ready! | |||
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"I bet I can keep you hydrated... I bet you can "Id soak you and you wouldnt like it | |||
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"There's a hosepipe ban in place 😎😎😎😎😎 We would just end up jamming to tunes 😎" What we bumping later? Slow jamz? | |||
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"I bet I can keep you hydrated... I bet you can
Id soak you and you wouldnt like it "Happy to try and find out | |||
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"There's a hosepipe ban in place 😎😎😎😎😎 We would just end up jamming to tunes 😎 What we bumping later? Slow jamz? " Bit of gyptian - wine slow i think 👌 | |||
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"There's a hosepipe ban in place 😎😎😎😎😎 We would just end up jamming to tunes 😎 What we bumping later? Slow jamz? Bit of gyptian - wine slow i think 👌" Little Cottage in Negril- Tyrone Taylor. Wallpaper pressing😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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