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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton

Im sick of fucking myself...

Goooooo

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

You keep wanking my cock instead.

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

His penis is busy

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"His penis is busy"

Hes after his penis

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

She won't let me motorboat her 20 times.

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By *ikerdevil2025Man 5 weeks ago

Surrey


"She won't let me motorboat her 20 times. "

I can't swim

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

He doesn't realise her limit is 18 times

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By *ittleLiaisonsWoman 5 weeks ago

Birmingham

My hamsters wheel is broken, I need to stay home and spin it for him.

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By *ndymac888Man 5 weeks ago

Dumbarton

I’d fuck you but I would be thinking about your mum 🥵😜

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"My hamsters wheel is broken, I need to stay home and spin it for him."

She won't let me wheel the hamster down hill.

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 5 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"My hamsters wheel is broken, I need to stay home and spin it for him.

She won't let me wheel the hamster down hill. "

Im enjoying my chunky bar of chocolate too much!

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By *hyguyvanilla1978Man 5 weeks ago

Northampton


"My hamsters wheel is broken, I need to stay home and spin it for him.

She won't let me wheel the hamster down hill.

Im enjoying my chunky bar of chocolate too much!"

Want to add some strawberries and cream with that

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By *infullyObedientWoman 5 weeks ago

Woodley

Im too full from my dinner right now to fuck

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By *att71Man 5 weeks ago

RWB

eastenders is about to start

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By *rown.studMan 5 weeks ago

Thornaby

Too hungry need to cook ….

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Im too full from my dinner right now to fuck"

She doesn't want me for 'afters'

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By *infullyObedientWoman 5 weeks ago

Woodley


"Im too full from my dinner right now to fuck

She doesn't want me for 'afters' "

I dont have room for afters

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By *emptme1993Man 5 weeks ago

manchester

Eat her afters

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By *azarMan 5 weeks ago

Strabane

I've forgotten how it works

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By *eddy004Man 5 weeks ago

Toy Town

I'm watching the skin form on this tin of gloss

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By *rown.studMan 5 weeks ago

Thornaby

Watching Gordon Ramsey swearing on kids 😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Watching Gordon Ramsey swearing on kids 😂"

He likes swearing

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Watching Gordon Ramsey swearing on kids 😂

He likes swearing "

She has delicate ears.

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 5 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales


"Watching Gordon Ramsey swearing on kids 😂

He likes swearing

She has delicate ears. "

Im too bloated from my tea!

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

She's trying not to break wind

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"She's trying not to break wind "

Hes the fart police

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By *rchie300Man 5 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Solo sex ….. I always get top reviews for my efforts

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

He would rather have a wank

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By *infullyObedientWoman 5 weeks ago

Woodley

They are wanking

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

She's adjusting herself for a better view

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"She's adjusting herself for a better view"

Hes too busy

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

She's exhausted from me shagging her silly today when she was "at work"

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"She's exhausted from me shagging her silly today when she was "at work""

He keeps dreaming

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By *rookedsmileMan 5 weeks ago

Derbyshire


"She's exhausted from me shagging her silly today when she was "at work"

He keeps dreaming "

I was kind of hoping for thick thighs 24.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 5 weeks ago

Next Door


"She's exhausted from me shagging her silly today when she was "at work"

He keeps dreaming

I was kind of hoping for thick thighs 24."

He keeps his hand over his willy

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Im too shy for her.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Im too shy for her. "

He stole my bacon bap

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"Im too shy for her.

He stole my bacon bap"

I'm worried she'll die halfway through because of bacon poisoning

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Im too shy for her.

He stole my bacon bap

I'm worried she'll die halfway through because of bacon poisoning "

He underestimates my bacon handling abilities

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Im too shy for her.

He stole my bacon bap

I'm worried she'll die halfway through because of bacon poisoning

He underestimates my bacon handling abilities "

She underestimate my bap handling abilities

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By *uitedandbuffedMan 5 weeks ago

England

We would destroy the world it would look so hot

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By *infullyObedientWoman 5 weeks ago

Woodley

Hes already destroyed the world

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By *allucinatingGMan 5 weeks ago

Wild West Lothian

...the football is on.

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"

...the football is on."

Hed rather watch the football than fuck a hot woman

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By *poolGuyMan 5 weeks ago

Liverpool

I've stopped the planet and we're floating apart

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By *infullyObedientWoman 5 weeks ago

Woodley

I forgot to bring my spacesuit

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I forgot to bring my spacesuit"

I brought mine and now i look to silly

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By *uitedandbuffedMan 5 weeks ago

England

You could try and fit in mine

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By *onjoliveMan 5 weeks ago

bournemouth

…my dog ate my homework, you know how it is….

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"…my dog ate my homework, you know how it is…."

I know how it is

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

She removed her knickers before I was ready

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl

I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂"

Im not called donna so he wouldnt want me 🤣🤣🤣

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Im not called donna so he wouldnt want me 🤣🤣🤣"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😉

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By *allucinatingGMan 5 weeks ago

Wild West Lothian


"

...the football is on.

Hed rather watch the football than fuck a hot woman "

Depends on the game

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Im not called donna so he wouldnt want me 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😉"

She’s a let down that Donna 😂😂

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By *infullyObedientWoman 5 weeks ago

Woodley

Hes obsessed with some Donna woman

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Im not called donna so he wouldnt want me 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😉

She’s a let down that Donna 😂😂"

Hes obsessed with donna with massive tits and im not donna and have massive thighs instead

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"Hes obsessed with some Donna woman"

😂😂😂

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By *emptme1993Man 5 weeks ago

manchester


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Im not called donna so he wouldnt want me 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😉

She’s a let down that Donna 😂😂

Hes obsessed with donna with massive tits and im not donna and have massive thighs instead "

Your tits a decent though as well

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Im not called donna so he wouldnt want me 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😉

She’s a let down that Donna 😂😂

Hes obsessed with donna with massive tits and im not donna and have massive thighs instead "

It’s a good compromise x

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl

Those thighs could suffocate the Donna out of my mind 👌👌👌👌

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx"

Would rather we have a penis measuring contest

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By *eardedguy83Man 5 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx"

The thighs the limit….sorry, I’ll get my coat🤣

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

You need to woo me first

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx

Would rather we have a penis measuring contest "

Flaccid or erect?

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx

Would rather we have a penis measuring contest

Flaccid or erect? "

Ill stay flaccid so you have more of a chance of winning

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By *ekked JackMan 5 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

I'd fuck you but my bus is about to arrive.

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx

Would rather we have a penis measuring contest

Flaccid or erect?

Ill stay flaccid so you have more of a chance of winning "

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎤🫳

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx

Would rather we have a penis measuring contest

Flaccid or erect?

Ill stay flaccid so you have more of a chance of winning "

See, I knew you love me really. ❤️ 😍

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

He's a bus wanker

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx

Would rather we have a penis measuring contest

Flaccid or erect?

Ill stay flaccid so you have more of a chance of winning

See, I knew you love me really. ❤️ 😍 "

he's a dick pick shamer

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx

Would rather we have a penis measuring contest

Flaccid or erect?

Ill stay flaccid so you have more of a chance of winning

See, I knew you love me really. ❤️ 😍 he's a dick pick shamer"

Hes ended the thread 🤣🤣

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By *r Black 85Man 5 weeks ago

nottingham

She's scurred😎😎😎😎😎

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By *oelDorianMan 5 weeks ago

vanaheim

Because I can’t see you

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"She's scurred😎😎😎😎😎"

He wants to dagger me 👀👀

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Because I can’t see you"

Because you cant see and might put it in my bum

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Because I can’t see you

Because you cant see and might put it in my bum "

And your point is?

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By *oelDorianMan 5 weeks ago

vanaheim


"Because I can’t see you

Because you cant see and might put it in my bum "

Because your thighs might crush my nuts haha

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Because I can’t see you

Because you cant see and might put it in my bum

And your point is? "

Because you hate dick picks and i dont mind them

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Because I can’t see you

Because you cant see and might put it in my bum

And your point is?

Because you hate dick picks and i dont mind them "

We don't match.

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By *r Black 85Man 5 weeks ago

nottingham

He's too much of a gent😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

He needs to appreciate i can't stick with one dick pic on my profile. I like to make sure I've covered it from all angles. Hopefully a fan will have enough data to create a 3d scan so we can produce an exclusive line of towel/handbag holders for Next

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By *r. MacMan 5 weeks ago

Bexleyheath

It smells

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By *assySirenWoman 5 weeks ago

near you


"It smells"

I clearly need to shower 😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"It smells

I clearly need to shower 😂"

No excuses for me 👌

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"It smells

I clearly need to shower 😂"

she hogs the water

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By *r. MacMan 5 weeks ago

Bexleyheath


"It smells

I clearly need to shower 😂she hogs the water"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂"

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"It smells

I clearly need to shower 😂

No excuses for me 👌"

All that bacon u eating 😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!"

Hes bap hunting

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"It smells

I clearly need to shower 😂

No excuses for me 👌

All that bacon u eating 😂"

Hes not called barry

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By *pontaneous_coupleCouple 5 weeks ago

Hoddesdon


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting "

You’re not bisexual

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

They're Aldi baps and not Waitrose

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx

Would rather we have a penis measuring contest "

“Penis Hunter” the new service by Bap Hunter Inc, we are now inclusive 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"It smells

I clearly need to shower 😂

No excuses for me 👌

All that bacon u eating 😂

Hes not called barry"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx

Would rather we have a penis measuring contest

“Penis Hunter” the new service by Bap Hunter Inc, we are now inclusive 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

You found Donna for me yet ???????

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

You won't let me bring my elastic tape measurer

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting "

You coming with me??

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??"

Got my torch 😂😂

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"I insist of a thigh measuring contest first. Xx

Would rather we have a penis measuring contest

“Penis Hunter” the new service by Bap Hunter Inc, we are now inclusive 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You found Donna for me yet ???????"

I swear I saw her at the bus stop today, she was pretty Bap heavy! But sadly got on before I could ask and measure properly… 😂😂😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??

Got my torch 😂😂"

I would but i hunt penises

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"You won't let me bring my elastic tape measurer "

b

Bap Hunter inc may be recruiting requiring for trainee Bap Hunter and cock measurer, could use your tape measure with either?!

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl

Like a scooby doo mission 😂😂😂😂

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??

Got my torch 😂😂

I would but i hunt penises "

You like Steve Irwin the crok hunter but 🍆🍆

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??

Got my torch 😂😂

I would but i hunt penises "

Send in your CV to penishunter@_aphunter.cum

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??

Got my torch 😂😂

I would but i hunt penises

You like Steve Irwin the crok hunter but 🍆🍆"

Thickthighs the aubergine assassin

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl

00cock killer

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??

Got my torch 😂😂

I would but i hunt penises

You like Steve Irwin the crok hunter but 🍆🍆

Thickthighs the aubergine assassin"

Taking cock down assassin ally…

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton

00 cocker

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl

Got them in your sights

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??

Got my torch 😂😂

I would but i hunt penises

You like Steve Irwin the crok hunter but 🍆🍆

Thickthighs the aubergine assassin"

Id actually love to see the outfit…

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??

Got my torch 😂😂

I would but i hunt penises

You like Steve Irwin the crok hunter but 🍆🍆

Thickthighs the aubergine assassin

Id actually love to see the outfit…"

It zips down the middle and i put it on like a sugar puff

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By *oungishBuck1994Man 5 weeks ago

Wantage


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??

Got my torch 😂😂

I would but i hunt penises

You like Steve Irwin the crok hunter but 🍆🍆

Thickthighs the aubergine assassin

Id actually love to see the outfit…

It zips down the middle and i put it on like a sugar puff "

It strangely tastes like them too, go on have a nibble

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??

Got my torch 😂😂

I would but i hunt penises

You like Steve Irwin the crok hunter but 🍆🍆

Thickthighs the aubergine assassin

Id actually love to see the outfit…

It zips down the middle and i put it on like a sugar puff

It strangely tastes like them too, go on have a nibble "

Ive tasted worse 👅

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??

Got my torch 😂😂

I would but i hunt penises

You like Steve Irwin the crok hunter but 🍆🍆

Thickthighs the aubergine assassin

Id actually love to see the outfit…

It zips down the middle and i put it on like a sugar puff "

Proper snipper!!! 😆😆 Get IN! X

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

i’m having a nap

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"i’m having a nap "

Hes sleeping and if i touch him ill be arrested

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By *eesside52Man 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Im sick of fucking myself...

Goooooo"

I have offered but am too old.im told haha xx

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By *eardedguy83Man 5 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"Im sick of fucking myself...

Goooooo

I have offered but am too old.im told haha xx"

You and me both

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"i’m having a nap

Hes sleeping and if i touch him ill be arrested "

It might be ok if you wear the sniper outfit….

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"i’m having a nap

Hes sleeping and if i touch him ill be arrested

It might be ok if you wear the sniper outfit…."

He makes a good point so im too busy getting ready

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By *oungishBuck1994Man 5 weeks ago

Wantage


"I’ve found Donna 😂😂😂

Have you?!? DOooonnna!!

Hes bap hunting

You coming with me??

Got my torch 😂😂

I would but i hunt penises

You like Steve Irwin the crok hunter but 🍆🍆

Thickthighs the aubergine assassin

Id actually love to see the outfit…

It zips down the middle and i put it on like a sugar puff

It strangely tastes like them too, go on have a nibble

Ive tasted worse 👅"

We all have, so let's taste each other and leave the sugar puff outfit alone

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"i’m having a nap

Hes sleeping and if i touch him ill be arrested

It might be ok if you wear the sniper outfit….

He makes a good point so im too busy getting ready "

I need to be woken up with you in the sniper outfit…

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By *oungishBuck1994Man 5 weeks ago

Wantage


"i’m having a nap

Hes sleeping and if i touch him ill be arrested

It might be ok if you wear the sniper outfit….

He makes a good point so im too busy getting ready "

Get ready first then see if he's awake, if not maybe leave him we don't want to blur any lines here

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"i’m having a nap

Hes sleeping and if i touch him ill be arrested

It might be ok if you wear the sniper outfit….

He makes a good point so im too busy getting ready

Get ready first then see if he's awake, if not maybe leave him we don't want to blur any lines here"

He is too uncriminal for me

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By *nterblueMan 5 weeks ago

manchester

I am the keymaster, are you the gatekeeper?

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I am the keymaster, are you the gatekeeper?"

And you're busted, ghostbusted

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"I am the keymaster, are you the gatekeeper?"

His key doesnt fit my gate

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I am the keymaster, are you the gatekeeper?

His key doesnt fit my gate "

She's wearing a chastity belt.

Damn.

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By *eesside52Man 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"i’m having a nap

Hes sleeping and if i touch him ill be arrested

It might be ok if you wear the sniper outfit….

He makes a good point so im too busy getting ready

Get ready first then see if he's awake, if not maybe leave him we don't want to blur any lines here

He is too uncriminal for me"

Haha. Handcuffs needed? Xx

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"i’m having a nap

Hes sleeping and if i touch him ill be arrested

It might be ok if you wear the sniper outfit….

He makes a good point so im too busy getting ready

Get ready first then see if he's awake, if not maybe leave him we don't want to blur any lines here

He is too uncriminal for me

Haha. Handcuffs needed? Xx"

He wants to arrest me and i evade capture

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By *eesside52Man 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"i’m having a nap

Hes sleeping and if i touch him ill be arrested

It might be ok if you wear the sniper outfit….

He makes a good point so im too busy getting ready

Get ready first then see if he's awake, if not maybe leave him we don't want to blur any lines here

He is too uncriminal for me

Haha. Handcuffs needed? Xx

He wants to arrest me and i evade capture "

Love a chase hahaha xx

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"i’m having a nap

Hes sleeping and if i touch him ill be arrested

It might be ok if you wear the sniper outfit….

He makes a good point so im too busy getting ready

Get ready first then see if he's awake, if not maybe leave him we don't want to blur any lines here

He is too uncriminal for me

Haha. Handcuffs needed? Xx

He wants to arrest me and i evade capture "

Ninja skill

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

Being a ninja, I didn't see him cumming

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Being a ninja, I didn't see him cumming"

He wants to see men cumming and im a ladyyyyy 💃💃💃

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By *e13guyMan 5 weeks ago

Lewisham

Is it greedy to want hubby's cum too?

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"Being a ninja, I didn't see him cumming

He wants to see men cumming and im a ladyyyyy 💃💃💃"

😂😂😂

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Is it greedy to want hubby's cum too?"

I dont know who his hubby is

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"Is it greedy to want hubby's cum too?

I dont know who his hubby is "

Cock sniper will find out

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Is it greedy to want hubby's cum too?

I dont know who his hubby is

Cock sniper will find out"

Im too busy sniping a cock

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By *ocksareoffMan 5 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Is it greedy to want hubby's cum too?

I dont know who his hubby is

Cock sniper will find out

Im too busy sniping a cock "

I'm busy at work

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

I've just brushed my teeth

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Is it greedy to want hubby's cum too?

I dont know who his hubby is

Cock sniper will find out

Im too busy sniping a cock

I'm busy at work"

I thought you had died

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"Is it greedy to want hubby's cum too?

I dont know who his hubby is

Cock sniper will find out

Im too busy sniping a cock

I'm busy at work

I thought you had died "

don't hire her as a sniper

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"Is it greedy to want hubby's cum too?

I dont know who his hubby is

Cock sniper will find out

Im too busy sniping a cock

I'm busy at work

I thought you had died don't hire her as a sniper "

Thats why i thought he had died i tried to snipe his cock

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"Is it greedy to want hubby's cum too?

I dont know who his hubby is

Cock sniper will find out

Im too busy sniping a cock

I'm busy at work

I thought you had died don't hire her as a sniper

Thats why i thought he had died i tried to snipe his cock"

that was the joke lol

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"Is it greedy to want hubby's cum too?

I dont know who his hubby is

Cock sniper will find out

Im too busy sniping a cock

I'm busy at work

I thought you had died "

I’m dying with heat exhaustion and got to drink water

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"Is it greedy to want hubby's cum too?

I dont know who his hubby is

Cock sniper will find out

Im too busy sniping a cock

I'm busy at work

I thought you had died don't hire her as a sniper

Thats why i thought he had died i tried to snipe his cock"

Takin heads off 😂

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By *lasted6969Man 5 weeks ago

Surrey

I'm in 😉

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

Tomato 🍅

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By *ocksareoffMan 5 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Tomato 🍅 "

Tomayto

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

He has a dodgy Australian accent

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"He has a dodgy Australian accent "

His jokes are shit

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"He has a dodgy Australian accent

His jokes are shit "

she gets her jokes from Alexa

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By *ocksareoffMan 5 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"He has a dodgy Australian accent

His jokes are shit she gets her jokes from Alexa"

He gets his jokes from Temu

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By *hunky GentMan 5 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

He gets his jokes from 1973 Christmas crackers.

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"He gets his jokes from 1973 Christmas crackers. "
gets his jokes from Lenny Henry

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By *ocksareoffMan 5 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"He gets his jokes from 1973 Christmas crackers. gets his jokes from Lenny Henry "

Gets his jokes from Penguin bar wrappers

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"He gets his jokes from 1973 Christmas crackers. gets his jokes from Lenny Henry

Gets his jokes from Penguin bar wrappers"

gets his own jokes

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"He gets his jokes from 1973 Christmas crackers. gets his jokes from Lenny Henry

Gets his jokes from Penguin bar wrappersgets his own jokes "

Dont get the jokes

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts

She needs a tickle

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"She needs a tickle"
id prefer a tongueing

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By *aphunterMan 5 weeks ago

woking


"He gets his jokes from 1973 Christmas crackers. gets his jokes from Lenny Henry

Gets his jokes from Penguin bar wrappersgets his own jokes

Dont get the jokes"

Too many jokes

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"She needs a tickleid prefer a tongueing "

Guitar hero ??

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"She needs a tickleid prefer a tongueing

Guitar hero ??"

Strumming away as we speak

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"She needs a tickleid prefer a tongueing

Guitar hero ??

Strumming away as we speak "

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"She needs a tickleid prefer a tongueing

Guitar hero ??

Strumming away as we speak

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸"

His guitar collection is intimidating

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By *hickthighs25 OP   Woman 5 weeks ago

Stockton


"She needs a tickleid prefer a tongueing

Guitar hero ??

Strumming away as we speak

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 His guitar collection is intimidating"

Im playing with my kitty

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By *unnyLinguistMan 5 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

I have to do some horn practice.

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"She needs a tickleid prefer a tongueing

Guitar hero ??

Strumming away as we speak

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 His guitar collection is intimidating

Im playing with my kitty"

Make it purrrrrrr thread almost full x

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"She needs a tickleid prefer a tongueing

Guitar hero ??

Strumming away as we speak

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 His guitar collection is intimidating

Im playing with my kitty"

Well its so strokeable

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By *ikesEmBigMan 5 weeks ago

Herts


"She needs a tickleid prefer a tongueing

Guitar hero ??

Strumming away as we speak

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 His guitar collection is intimidating

Im playing with my kitty

Make it purrrrrrr thread almost full x"

like her kitty 😺

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By *tickytip44Man 5 weeks ago

rhyl


"She needs a tickleid prefer a tongueing

Guitar hero ??

Strumming away as we speak

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 His guitar collection is intimidating

Im playing with my kitty

Make it purrrrrrr thread almost full xlike her kitty 😺 "

👌👌👌👌

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