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"he told me to go" I don't know where i'm going | |||
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"He's got no sense of direction " He's super unhelpful | |||
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"He's got no sense of direction He's super unhelpful " He needs too much assistance | |||
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"I can't fuck myself "He’s trying to give himself a reacharound! | |||
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"He knows me too well! " but your cock is busy holding doughnuts 🤣 | |||
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"He knows me too well! but your cock is busy holding doughnuts 🤣" I'm teetotal at the minute 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"My mom told me to get chicken out the freezer before she comes home and beat my ass " You’re a mummy’s boy | |||
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"I am can you be my mama 😏" He doesn't use "Reply + quote" when responding to comments earlier in the thread | |||
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"Because it’s easier to eat the Jam out of a jammy dodger" | |||
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"Because it’s easier to eat the Jam out of a jammy dodger" I prefer a jam mallow | |||
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"Because it’s easier to eat the Jam out of a jammy dodger I prefer a jam mallow " But you're 'not currently looking to meet anyone new'...
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"You haven't a friend to bring with you 😜" I don't have a friend? Do you have a friend? | |||
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"Too good at hide and seek" Filters don't allow me to message lol | |||
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"No full head of hair " I don’t have kik | |||
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"Just to far away "You're leaking | |||
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"I have the flu" I’m too busy making you get better soup | |||
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"I'm not looking for bwc " He's not looking | |||
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"I'm not looking for bwc He's not looking " They’re too busy giggling | |||
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"I'm busy making my tea" I want to know what you’re having for your tea | |||
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"I'm busy making my tea I want to know what you’re having for your tea " You're too far away | |||
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"I have a 30 minute walk on the treadmill. " I'm on my period and need to do a walk in Richmond Park. | |||
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"I have a 30 minute walk on the treadmill. I'm on my period and need to do a walk in Richmond Park." Too far away | |||
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"I have a 30 minute walk on the treadmill. I'm on my period and need to do a walk in Richmond Park. Too far away " Doesn’t like travel 😁 | |||
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"I have a 30 minute walk on the treadmill. I'm on my period and need to do a walk in Richmond Park. Too far away Doesn’t like travel 😁" Too tasty for me | |||
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"I have a 30 minute walk on the treadmill. I'm on my period and need to do a walk in Richmond Park. Too far away Doesn’t like travel 😁 Too tasty for me" He has unrefined tastebuds | |||
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"I have a 30 minute walk on the treadmill. I'm on my period and need to do a walk in Richmond Park. Too far away Doesn’t like travel 😁 Too tasty for me He has unrefined tastebuds " Isn’t meeting anyone new | |||
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"I have a 30 minute walk on the treadmill. I'm on my period and need to do a walk in Richmond Park. Too far away Doesn’t like travel 😁 Too tasty for me He has unrefined tastebuds Isn’t meeting anyone new" I can’t think of a reason 😁 | |||
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"I have a 30 minute walk on the treadmill. I'm on my period and need to do a walk in Richmond Park. Too far away Doesn’t like travel 😁 Too tasty for me He has unrefined tastebuds Isn’t meeting anyone new" They can't catch me 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I have a 30 minute walk on the treadmill. I'm on my period and need to do a walk in Richmond Park. Too far away Doesn’t like travel 😁 Too tasty for me He has unrefined tastebuds Isn’t meeting anyone new They can't catch me 😎😎😎😎😎" He thinks he's me SpeedyG | |||
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"He loves talking about himself too much "We can’t get a word in edgewise | |||
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"They don’t talk much " You’ve left us speechless | |||
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"He’s a mute " I’m being a swan | |||
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"He’s a mute I’m being a swan " I’m not into that kind of role play. | |||
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"He’s a mute I’m being a swan I’m not into that kind of role play. " Guess she prefers an ugly duckling | |||
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"He’s a mute I’m being a swan I’m not into that kind of role play. Guess she prefers an ugly duckling " You're putting the willy up me with that monster cock | |||
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"He’s a mute I’m being a swan I’m not into that kind of role play. Guess she prefers an ugly duckling You're putting the willy up me with that monster cock "I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or an insult | |||
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"He’s a mute I’m being a swan I’m not into that kind of role play. Guess she prefers an ugly duckling You're putting the willy up me with that monster cock
I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or an insult "I'm always polite  | |||
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"Donuts around dick " No verifications | |||
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"Donuts around dick No verifications " Im too old. | |||
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"You're driving....." He's travelling on the golden road to Samarkand | |||
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"You're driving..... He's travelling on the golden road to Samarkand" Wrong sex for me sorry bud | |||
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"You're driving..... He's travelling on the golden road to Samarkand Wrong sex for me sorry bud " I would but I've never tried Marmite so... 🤷🏼♀️ J x | |||
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"I prefer Buzz Lightyear over Woody "I prefer Superman Tink ✨️ ✨️ | |||
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"Your too.far" Too busy correcting his grammar 🤓 | |||
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"Your too.far Too busy correcting his grammar 🤓 " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 too busy laughing at how dumb i am | |||
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"Your too.far Too busy correcting his grammar 🤓 🤣🤣🤣🤣 too busy laughing at how dumb i am" Hes too dumb and wont stop laughing 🤣 | |||
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"Your too.far Too busy correcting his grammar 🤓 🤣🤣🤣🤣 too busy laughing at how dumb i am Hes too dumb and wont stop laughing 🤣" I cant get it up because I can't breathe | |||
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"Your too.far Too busy correcting his grammar 🤓 🤣🤣🤣🤣 too busy laughing at how dumb i am Hes too dumb and wont stop laughing 🤣 She lives in the shadows " Hes too busy sounding like hes quoting horror movies and im not into horrors | |||
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"She's a scaredy cat "I'm too much of a feisty cat for him | |||
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"She's a scaredy cat
I'm too much of a feisty cat for him "I dont own her or her kitty | |||
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"She’s not letting me" I'm not interested | |||
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"She’s not letting me" He's too busy crying because she won't let him 🤷♀️ | |||
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"She’s not letting me He's too busy crying because she won't let him 🤷♀️" I have no excuse 😍 | |||
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"She’s not letting me He's too busy crying because she won't let him 🤷♀️" I am busy with another wife | |||
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"She’s not letting me He's too busy crying because she won't let him 🤷♀️ I am busy with another wife" We just don't with shadows | |||
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"She’s not letting me He's too busy crying because she won't let him 🤷♀️ I am busy with another wife We just don't with shadows" I'm trimming my ass hair | |||
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"She’s not letting me He's too busy crying because she won't let him 🤷♀️ I am busy with another wife We just don't with shadows" You wouldn’t entertain me | |||
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"I can't fit pineapple rings around my cock "I don't have any super powers 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I can't fit pineapple rings around my cock
I don't have any super powers 😎😎😎😎😎"My telekinesis would freak you out | |||
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"I can't fit pineapple rings around my cock
I don't have any super powers 😎😎😎😎😎
My telekinesis would freak you out "I cant spell telly..., tellher..  | |||
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"I can't fit pineapple rings around my cock
I don't have any super powers 😎😎😎😎😎
My telekinesis would freak you out
I cant spell telly..., tellher.. "I prefer penguins | |||
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"I can't fit pineapple rings around my cock
I don't have any super powers 😎😎😎😎😎
My telekinesis would freak you out
I cant spell telly..., tellher..
I prefer penguins "25 is not my lucky number | |||
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"I can't fit pineapple rings around my cock
I don't have any super powers 😎😎😎😎😎
My telekinesis would freak you out
I cant spell telly..., tellher..
I prefer penguins
25 is not my lucky number"She’s superstitious  | |||
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"I couldn’t get your knickers off fast enough 🤦♂️" He rushes the foreplay | |||
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"I couldn’t get your knickers off fast enough 🤦♂️ He rushes the foreplay " He takes too long | |||
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"I couldn’t get your knickers off fast enough 🤦♂️ He rushes the foreplay He takes too long " She's impatient | |||
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"I couldn’t get your knickers off fast enough 🤦♂️ He rushes the foreplay He takes too long She's impatient " Im too busy | |||
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"I prefer a Whopper " I prefer a whipper | |||
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"I prefer a Whopper I prefer a whipper " Prefer a paddle | |||
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"I prefer a Whopper I prefer a whipper Prefer a paddle" Id prefer a few hours of her time to take that underwear off.  | |||
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"I prefer a Whopper I prefer a whipper Prefer a paddle Id prefer a few hours of her time to take that underwear off. "I'd rather a chunky tbh | |||
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"I prefer a KitKat " Chunky gotta be the one x | |||
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"I prefer a KitKat Chunky gotta be the one x" I’m not chunky | |||
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"I've eaten too much cheesecake and just can't....." I’m too jealous. Cheesecake is my weakness | |||
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"I'm seeing double " Hes crosseyed | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed" Im dazzled by blue 💙 | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 " He's easily dazzled | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled " There not into dazzlers | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers " She'd have to let me take her underwear off | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off "Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂 | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂"You're too shy | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy"Not shy, just choosey 😉 | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy"You're not shy enough. J xx | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy
You're not shy enough.
J xx"I want that ass, but she said no. | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy"Ur too far 😵 | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy
Ur too far 😵"Im waiting for craig06 | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy
Ur too far 😵
Im waiting for craig06"😂😂😂 | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy
Ur too far 😵
Im waiting for craig06"You wouldn’t know how to get here | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy
Ur too far 😵
Im waiting for craig06"😂😂 that made me laugh. I'll wait for Thighs26 😁 J xx | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy
Ur too far 😵
Im waiting for craig06
😂😂 that made me laugh.
I'll wait for Thighs26 😁
J xx"I’ll wait for JRMoody | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy
Ur too far 😵
Im waiting for craig06
😂😂 that made me laugh.
I'll wait for Thighs26 😁
J xx
I’ll wait for JRMoody "My wife will get there first | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy
Ur too far 😵
Im waiting for craig06
😂😂 that made me laugh.
I'll wait for Thighs26 😁
J xx
I’ll wait for JRMoody
My wife will get there first "Let him tell his wife first | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy
Ur too far 😵
Im waiting for craig06
😂😂 that made me laugh.
I'll wait for Thighs26 😁
J xx
I’ll wait for JRMoody
My wife will get there first
Let him tell his wife first "Im waiting for speedy h unfortunately | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy
Ur too far 😵
Im waiting for craig06
😂😂 that made me laugh.
I'll wait for Thighs26 😁
J xx
I’ll wait for JRMoody
My wife will get there first
Let him tell his wife first
Im waiting for speedy h unfortunately"Too scared we may pissed her off | |||
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"I'm seeing double Hes crosseyed Im dazzled by blue 💙 He's easily dazzled There not into dazzlers She'd have to let me take her underwear off
Fuck off, mine stays on! 😂
You're too shy
Ur too far 😵
Im waiting for craig06
😂😂 that made me laugh.
I'll wait for Thighs26 😁
J xx
I’ll wait for JRMoody
My wife will get there first
Let him tell his wife first
Im waiting for speedy h unfortunately
Too scared we may pissed her off "They dont like my teeth 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Your wife is my work colleague " They grass you up 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Your wife is my work colleague They grass you up 🤣🤣" She’s about to get nicked again and I’ll have to deal with her in court ( again) lol | |||
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"Your too far "Distance is an issue | |||
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"Your too far
Distance is an issue"Won't travel | |||
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"Your too far
Distance is an issue"I have no good reason not to, both she probably does | |||
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