Woman - “OK babe….you ready for it?
Man - “Give it to me baby…Come on”.
SPLAT
Man - (Crunch, crunch) …. “Oh, sweetcorn!”
I think this is one of those kinks that needs a pleasant euphemism.
Some things are just high too high-risk to appeal. This is possibly one of them. |
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"Woman - “OK babe….you ready for it?
Man - “Give it to me baby…Come on”.
SPLAT
Man - (Crunch, crunch) …. “Oh, sweetcorn!”
I think this is one of those kinks that needs a pleasant euphemism.
Some things are just high too high-risk to appeal. This is possibly one of them. "
Guess which Revell you got? 🤣 |
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The other week I dumped a nice creamy load up a lady's back passage. As she turned over on the bed there was the beautiful gurgling sound of a cum fart. I took that as a sign of a job well done. All we lacked then was a sl@ve for anal cleanup. |
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"The other week I dumped a nice creamy load up a lady's back passage. As she turned over on the bed there was the beautiful gurgling sound of a cum fart. I took that as a sign of a job well done. All we lacked then was a sl@ve for anal cleanup."
Nice, shame I wasn't there to help with the clean up. |
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