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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"With an old FB who loved to take a load on her face....except that one time I managed to shoot it right up her nose  "
Different definition of wrong hole 😂😂 |
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Pushing a metal plug to far up my arse on a meet with a fwb. Luckily I was cool calm and collected and managed to get it out before it travelled 🤣. I had just had double anal so it was a silly idea 🤦🏽♀️ |
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By *CExeCouple 44 weeks ago
Hong-Kong/Exeter |
"Pushing a metal plug to far up my arse on a meet with a fwb. Luckily I was cool calm and collected and managed to get it out before it travelled 🤣. I had just had double anal so it was a silly idea 🤦🏽♀️"
 That reminds me, Chels managed to lose a butt plug which led to an impromptu session of doctors and nurses. She was getting ready to don a fake nose glasses, wig and face mask for a trip to A&E lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"Pushing a metal plug to far up my arse on a meet with a fwb. Luckily I was cool calm and collected and managed to get it out before it travelled 🤣. I had just had double anal so it was a silly idea 🤦🏽♀️
That reminds me, Chels managed to lose a butt plug which led to an impromptu session of doctors and nurses. She was getting ready to don a fake nose glasses, wig and face mask for a trip to A&E lol"
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Family holiday with the in-laws in Florida. We had our own villa and pool. We thought we had the place to ourselves as everyone was out in the parks. But the mother in law came back unexpectedly to pick up her purse and found me hanging out of the hot tub being taken from behind rather vigorously by hubby (her son) 🤦♀️ |
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"Pushing a metal plug to far up my arse on a meet with a fwb. Luckily I was cool calm and collected and managed to get it out before it travelled 🤣. I had just had double anal so it was a silly idea 🤦🏽♀️
That reminds me, Chels managed to lose a butt plug which led to an impromptu session of doctors and nurses. She was getting ready to don a fake nose glasses, wig and face mask for a trip to A&E lol"
🤣🤣🤣 I was dreading it, can you imagine the humiliation. After I managed to get it out I said to him he would of come with me , he said he would of dumped me outside and went back to the hotel 🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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Changing positions during sex about 25 years ago, when she kneed me in the balls, I put my hand down there to give my pods a rub, and one of them wasn't there 😩, she'd managed to push it back inside me 😵
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By *CExeCouple 44 weeks ago
Hong-Kong/Exeter |
"Pushing a metal plug to far up my arse on a meet with a fwb. Luckily I was cool calm and collected and managed to get it out before it travelled 🤣. I had just had double anal so it was a silly idea 🤦🏽♀️
That reminds me, Chels managed to lose a butt plug which led to an impromptu session of doctors and nurses. She was getting ready to don a fake nose glasses, wig and face mask for a trip to A&E lol
🤣🤣🤣 I was dreading it, can you imagine the humiliation. After I managed to get it out I said to him he would of come with me , he said he would of dumped me outside and went back to the hotel 🤣🤣"
Hahaha! It would be mortifying lol. Chels is Asian so has an inbuilt embarrassment about the slightest of things, so this was like the ultimate nightmare for her! |
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My first time meeting someone alone as a single man for sex was in my early 20s
Was with a rather lovely mature lady in a hotel had a great night of fun
As we were saying our sexy goodbyes in the morning the maid walked right in as I was balls deep.
We did share a laugh and carried on |
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We went to our local club, we got changed to leave walked into the foyer, and bumped into a ex girlfriend no idea she was a swinger. The manager said you know each other became a slightly red faced experience. |
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a friend was playing five a side football was the goal keeper. someone kicked that and it hit the bar, bounced down. as he turned he spread his legs and the ball bounced up. pushed both of his balls inside.
every man in the sports nearly cried in pain.
the girls helped him. but the military medics told us to grab an arm and a leg and bounce him as hard as we could on the floor.
i think we all needed frozen peas lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 44 weeks ago
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"a friend was playing five a side football was the goal keeper. someone kicked that and it hit the bar, bounced down. as he turned he spread his legs and the ball bounced up. pushed both of his balls inside.
every man in the sports nearly cried in pain.
the girls helped him. but the military medics told us to grab an arm and a leg and bounce him as hard as we could on the floor.
i think we all needed frozen peas lol"
Think everyone reading has winced haha |
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The time my boyfriend made me squirt for the first time, which as well as going all over him, went all over the lounge carpet. My mum walked in 5 mins later before we had the chance to clean up and it must have smelt so much of sex! |
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I was with a FB parked in remote car park at 1am on a summers night. We were half an hour into our playtime, totally naked, when lights appeared and taps on the window with a voice asking us to get out of the car. We got out and questioned by two wpc's whilst illuminated by headlights. It seemed an age standing there in all our glory but eventually told to dress and go home.
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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My (m half) ultimate most embarrassing moment is during my 2nd mfm threesome with my previous partner, all was going amazingly, even to the point where I told my mate it was OK to go first and shag her from behind whilst I was on his sofa getting sucked off, even watching him cum inside her, and then fookin when my turn came, I couldn't fkin keep it up and it all sort of abruptly ended the experience there and then!! |
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By *igs72Man 44 weeks ago
Motherwell |
Worst but also interesting sensation at the same time.
Deep in a younger guy when his older sister walked in. We had not heard her return till the door opened. She screamed and left. Not that bad, but the situation was that he was dressed in her underwear and we were on her bed 😳 I managed to get a final push and emptied in him.
The interesting sensation was the feeling of shock, panic and relief all within those few seconds 😜 |
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Years ago in the 90s my wife and I had an after party with friends from the club we went to and it was late when I was talking to one of the wife's friends who I had always wanted to fuck.
We ended up talking and getting flirty with each other and we were out in the garden with me telling her to come over and we end up in the back garden with me fucking her and forgotten about the cctv camera and I was caught on camera lol
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When a workmate at a work party started to give me a BJ in my early 20s and giggled when she got my cock out. I asked her what was up, she told me flat out that she didn't expect me to be that small, laughed again and put my cock back away and told me at least I was good at kissing and left it there. Anytime I saw her in work after that shed have a big smile on her face, made me rock hard every time and opened up my love for small penis humiliation |
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A BJ meet told me he was a heavy cummer. I took it with a pinch of salt.
On my knees, he came on my face and I swear I thought I was drowning. I was spluttering for air and he was still going. Hair, face, boobs, I was drenched. He finally stopped and said "I told you so".
I couldn't even open my eyes and he had to go find me a towel. Sent him on his way with my eyes stinging and streaming.
There was me thinking I was a BJ queen but that brought me down a peg or two.
Katie.
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Shagging on a picnic rug in the sunshine in the grounds of Tradegar house in a tucked away location, when an entire rugby team on a cross country run came trotting past.. as you can imagine there was a lot of banter and shouts of encouragement from all of them  |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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Had been having fun with my gf.
Went downstairs afterwards for a drink and bumped into her mum.
"Can you move the bed away from the wall please" was all she said. |
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By *e101Couple 42 weeks ago
Birmingham |
Getting caught by a girls mum from years ago while having a MFF…..
The door opened and lights came on…. The girls were in 69 position and I was face fucking and drilling the other ! As soon as I heard the door open I dived off the bed and hid ! The mother caught her daughter 69ing her best friend! Mother didn’t say anything about the sex ! She said keep the noise down lol  |
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Ex boyfriend's dad walked in on us on a sunday afternoon to tell us dinner was ready. He stayed at the doorway for an awkwardly long time.
Then we were sat at the table together minutes later.
I was just relieved it was his bum in the air at the time rather than my own! |
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