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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 11 weeks ago

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I've just put my friend Richard on speed dial. It's my latest get Rich quick scheme.....

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 11 weeks ago

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If you are here for the yodelling lesson please form an orderly orderly orderly order-leehee queue.

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By *RWoodyCouple 11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"If you are here for the yodelling lesson please form an orderly orderly orderly order-leehee queue."

I laughed way too much at this 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for the giggle 😅

J x

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 10 weeks ago

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I was keen on taking part in the British Contortionist Championship but I forgot to submit my application on time. I'm so angry I could kick myself.

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 10 weeks ago

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People are shocked when they find out that I'm a bad electrician.

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 9 weeks ago

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A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos.." and then POOF he disappeared without a tres.

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 9 weeks ago

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Woke up with an airplane on the roof. Knew I shouldn't have left the landing light on.

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

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I gave birth to my son in an Ikea store. When we got home one of his legs fell off

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

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Would like to find somebody to do stuff with, asking for a friend.

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 4 weeks ago

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"Celebrity fact: Much is known about the great Diana Dors but not so much is known about her sister Erin."

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 4 weeks ago

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I dated a man who was a twin, people often asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple, Alison painted her nails red, and Bob had a beard.

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By *ourpornfixMan 4 weeks ago

East Cheshire

A young woman had identical twin boys but wasn't able to cope with them, so sadly gave them up for adoption. Unfortunately they couldn't be kept together and one was placed with a Spanish family and the other with an Egyptian family.

Many years later, she managed to make contact with her sons and arranged to visit the one in Spain, who had been named Juan. When she got home her husband asked if she was planning to visit her other son, Amal. She said no, which surprised him. "Why?" he asked.

"They are identical. When you've seen Juan you've seen Amal!"

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By *ineteen89Man 4 weeks ago

Swindon

People all know about German philosopher and revolutionary socialist Karl Marx, but people don’t talk about his sister very often. She’s arguably just as famous, Onya Marx

They all say her name before every running race…

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 4 weeks ago

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The man with the longest, bushiest beard in the world died recently. I really felt it when he passed.

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 3 weeks ago

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my son came home today with a little red mark on his back, can Mark’s parents please call us immediately.

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 7 days ago

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I met a fella in a pub, he said "come outside and I'll show you a good time". I went with him, and he ran 100 metres in 9.98 seconds.

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 5 days ago

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Be thankful it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 2 days ago

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Did you know cucumbers are good for your memory? My mate had one shoved up his backside 30 years ago and he still remembers it!

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By *harlottes Church OP   TV/TS 12 hours ago

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I’ve swollen up on holiday and can’t get my ring off. Any advice please? Everyone at the water park is laughing at me

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