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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Maybe both
Maybe something else
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For what? Breakfast?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For what? Breakfast? "
Banana for breakfast is good choice lol |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
is that for a smoothie or salad, a facial or a curry, a wank or an after sex snack? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For what? Breakfast?
Banana for breakfast is good choice lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bought a cucumber the other day for this exact purpose... and we totally forgot about it! The thinking was bigger and less pointy than a banana... |
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Have tried cucumber once or twice never tried banana 
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Decisions my brain hurts, soft an gooey or stiff and hard mmmmm |
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I'd stick with the cucumber, bananas tend to go a bit squishy if they are to ripe. |
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I don't like banana so I'll take the cucumber please   x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cucumber big and gritty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have used a cucumber but not a banana, Mrs C loved the cucumber, the length/girth made her cream hard.
Mr C. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cucumber |
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"Have tried cucumber once or twice never tried banana
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I was worried it might break? Same with a carrot. I thought about putting a condom on them to prevent losing a piece inside her  .
Am I being overly cautious? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carrots and Cucumbers are fine, never used a banana |
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Surely it's banana...
'Cucumber Man' just doesn't have the same impact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banana then cucumber  |
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Cucumber. Goes a bit soft though when the juices start flowing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banana then cucumber "
Dp? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banana then cucumber Dp?
Might as well love fruit and veg well 2 out of your 5 a day "
You got it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Butternut squash ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banana then cucumber Dp?
Might as well love fruit and veg well 2 out of your 5 a day
You got it so you have 3 other items to go what is on the menu? "
Love blueberries and strawberries and a nice fruit juice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well bananas are not very good for playing unless there firm
mrscxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banana then cucumber Dp?
Might as well love fruit and veg well 2 out of your 5 a day
You got it so you have 3 other items to go what is on the menu?
Love blueberries and strawberries and a nice fruit juice It coud be a messy day yes you need your protein too "
I get that from yoghurt  |
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"Surely it's banana...
'Cucumber Man' just doesn't have the same impact."
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By *izzcrusherCouple
over a year ago
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Mg here. we used both. we fucked with the banana inside me.. mashed it up good and proper and then i pushed the mushy banana out and RCS ate some and shared the rest with me.
the cucumber was used as a double ended dildo for another lady and myself. worked a treat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find myself asking this question a lot. |
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We have film of me using a cucumber longer and harder than a banana to get to the very depths of my pussy mmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mg here. we used both. we fucked with the banana inside me.. mashed it up good and proper and then i pushed the mushy banana out and RCS ate some and shared the rest with me.
the cucumber was used as a double ended dildo for another lady and myself. worked a treat. "
And welcome BV
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t you just buy a dildo lol man! |
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Got to be a cucumber a nice cold cumuber. Skin and chop for sandwiches after...waste not want not. |
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Banana and blueberries on porridge ... yum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To put on my eyes for regeneration, bananas are just too sticky and moist, for cold Swiss breakfast oats, cucumber doesn't go down well.
Just depends on the application OP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got to be a cucumber a nice cold cumuber. Skin and chop for sandwiches after...waste not want not."
Chilled in the fridge overnight and wrapped in cling film, once it has reached body temperature, remove cling film and chop up for sandwich. Love things that have a double use. Waste not want not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe both
Maybe something else
Comments below please "
Coincidence this has come up because Kim and I made some banana bread last night, it’s delicious. I don’t think cucumber bread would be very nice, so our vote goes to bananas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"definitely butternut squash "
A lady who knows her veg from her fruit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cucumber, surely it is in the name  |
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"Mg here. we used both. we fucked with the banana inside me.. mashed it up good and proper and then i pushed the mushy banana out and RCS ate some and shared the rest with me."
I see you've done the drinking champagne thing too - I've always wanted to try that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marrow.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cucumber for gin, bananas for pancakes
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Banana... going by my profile haha |
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"Mg here. we used both. we fucked with the banana inside me.. mashed it up good and proper and then i pushed the mushy banana out and RCS ate some and shared the rest with me.
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I've done that before too, very messy but very sexy! |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
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Oh come on there's no comparison  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Neither. I don't like banana and cucumber doesn't like me |
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You can't make tzatiki with a banana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got to be the cucumber  |
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you would change your mind if you seen the size of saints courgettes that he grows in his veg plot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banana then cucumber "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Neither. I don't like banana and cucumber doesn't like me "
Asparagus? |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
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Well as much as I like bananas nothing beats a fresh ear of corn |
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"Well as much as I like bananas nothing beats a fresh ear of corn "
mmmmmmm lovely feeling |
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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago
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On vacation in Venice we found a glass sculpture shop and picked up a glass corn on the cob which served quite well that night in the hotel |
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Depends on the size and shape of either, courgettes are rather filling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s all about the marrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banana peeled? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gotta be cucumber op so when she's finished with it you can slice it up and have a relaxing facial without the need for sweet smelling aromas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well as much as I like bananas nothing beats a fresh ear of corn "
No butter req? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Neither. I don't like banana and cucumber doesn't like me "
Not even half a cu m or a mini one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A chocolate bar and then gave someone eat the melted remnants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Zucchini |
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Do you peel the banana first, just curious. |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
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"Do you peel the banana first, just curious. "
no you only peel it when you want to eat me |
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"Do you peel the banana first, just curious. no you only peel it when you want to eat me "
Mmmm tasty. |
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I normally have a banana for breakfast. Cucumbers I tend to save for salads. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worlds longest cucumber was 36.1 inches. Eye watering! |
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I peel bananas if they're going up the bum, cucumbers are more convenient. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cucumber. Goes a bit soft though when the juices start flowing"
Mmmm, but feels lovely! |
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By *ustooCouple
over a year ago
Levenmouth area |
Cucumber because we can’t find anything bigger, check her pics |
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Once used grapes (seedless) with a lady tip is to count them in and out if the go to mushy makes a sweet nectar |
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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago
Ashford kent |
Once used a 2 cucumbers. One for each hole...about 3inch left out on both ..just enough for me hand to hold..lol..lovely jubbly. |
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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago
Ashford kent |
"Cucumber because we can’t find anything bigger, check her pics "
Butterscotch. ..streaches real big ..tho not deep.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't like any of them |
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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago
New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies |
when your warmed up move on to butternut squash |
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Be careful of courgettes, they have a few prickles on them.. Aubergine is nice if lubed up nicely... |
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By *yes146Man
over a year ago
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"Eggplant ?? "
good choice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe both
Maybe something else
Comments below please "
As a guy who can hide his cock behind a banana emoji, you can guess what side i'm on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d only put cucumber in my gin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me cucumber but she banana. Never the twain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Carrot "
I was just about to say this... every one knows you don't see bunny rabbits with glasses |
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Banana up the bum,cucumber in pussy... |
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"Banana up the bum,cucumber in pussy..."
One way of getting your 5 a day |
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Butterscotch. ..streaches real big ..tho not deep.."
Butterscotch ? |
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Banana, it has one skin, two skin, three skin, four skin. Yes I can be very childish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Butterscotch. ..streaches real big ..tho not deep..
Butterscotch ?"
Werther's original |
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Cucumber all the way can't stand Banana awful stuff x |
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"Banana up the bum,cucumber in pussy..."
Mmmm a veg DP, we have never tried that |
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Butterscotch. ..streaches real big ..tho not deep..
Butterscotch ?
Werther's original "
One Werther's original wouldn't "stretch me real big". Does he mean a whole tube or a grab bag ? |
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"Banana up the bum,cucumber in pussy...
One way of getting your 5 a day "
Banana courgette and cucumber in my pussy, 3 out of 5 so nearly there and suggestions please for the other 2 |
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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago
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"Banana up the bum,cucumber in pussy...
One way of getting your 5 a day Banana courgette and cucumber in my pussy, 3 out of 5 so nearly there and suggestions please for the other 2 "
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Bananna, cucumber and...... butternut squash lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Something very, VERY sexy about a woman with a great big cucumber
All that excess length...
So much cheaper than a dildo too!
Apparently you should wash it with antiseptic first or use a condom - covered in yeast spores they say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aubergine please!
Pics or it didn't happen though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They're confusing 'fuck it' with 'suck it' I reckon. |
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One way of getting your 5 a day Banana courgette and cucumber in my pussy, 3 out of 5 so nearly there and suggestions please for the other 2 "
Carrot and ginger |
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Carrot and ginger"
You can make a tasty soup afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a good video of me using one x |
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One way of getting your 5 a day Banana courgette and cucumber in my pussy, 3 out of 5 so nearly there and suggestions please for the other 2
Carrot and ginger"
Aubergine and Plantain |
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By *tsJ23Man
over a year ago
Milford haven, Pembrokeshire |
Cactus is my choice lol |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
lake ariel |
"Cactus is my choice lol"
Ouch!  |
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Weve always found banana and plantains dangerously sharp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cucumber Analy |
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Never a banana - smell is vile. Food of the devil |
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definately cucumber as you can share with a girlfriend .....lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Either,
surely both would count as one of your five a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pineapple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve used both bananas and cucumbers with some of my women... they loved it
Tried also an eggplants with similar results
Surprised no one mentioned a corn cob as must feel amazing for her coming in and out... any taker? |
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One way of getting your 5 a day Banana courgette and cucumber in my pussy, 3 out of 5 so nearly there and suggestions please for the other 2
Carrot and ginger
Aubergine and Plantain "
maintain...now your talking...not like a limp banana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banana for brekkie and cucumber for my gin and tonics |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
lake ariel |
"I’ve used both bananas and cucumbers with some of my women... they loved it
Tried also an eggplants with similar results
Surprised no one mentioned a corn cob as must feel amazing for her coming in and out... any taker? "
Uh, read the beginning of the thread! |
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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago
New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies |
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Butterscotch. ..streaches real big ..tho not deep..
Butterscotch ?
Werther's original "
do you mean butternut squash |
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We used to see an strict gentleman who would give instructions to his gf for cucumber use… in an extra inch, turn it, a half rotation, now in and out a half inch, good, and now another inch up inside you… good girl…
It was like being in a porn film. Occasionally a courgette (eggplant as someone called it in the thread). He was out if carrots. Bananas tastier but too soft.
Would love to do that again. |
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Definitely a cucumber, nice and firm and come in different sizes depending on my horniness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely a cucumber. We have a nice on in our videos |
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Neither i need a nice cock... I'd undo your jeans rub my face on your bulge...feel it get hard take off your boxers. Kiss your cock and chest... Lick and tease the tip of your cock. Then put your throbbing cock in my mouth. Hear you moan and enjoy it... Id suck on it up and down like a lollipop. Rub it on my lips, slap it on my tongue then spit on it and suck it sloppy xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cucumber, can't stand bananas |
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By *emofaJamesMan
over a year ago
London, Notting Hill. |
"Definitely a cucumber. We have a nice on in our videos "
You certainly do |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
lake ariel |
"Cucumber, can't stand bananas "
why? |
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By *ertcoupleCouple
over a year ago
Welwyn Garden City |
Cucumber... got some vids on here x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Def cucumber, don't like banana skin, feels to chalky |
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"Cucumber... got some vids on here x"
Excellent vids, a good watch. Def something depraved and thrilling about a girl working with cucumber. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wife used to love a banana, she said they were more like a real cock than any dildo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cucumber..goes in real deep too.. |
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By *cgmcgMan
over a year ago
kingston |
I love spotting those people at supermarkets who spend a fraction too long in choosing a cucumber.
Been guilty of that myself.. |
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Has anyone else posted veg insertion pics or vids on their profiles? Would love to see what you do and what you use. Carrots, courgettes etc too. Show us what does it for you, maybe we can all try it. |
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"Has anyone else posted veg insertion pics or vids on their profiles? Would love to see what you do and what you use. Carrots, courgettes etc too. Show us what does it for you, maybe we can all try it."
I'm sure there is evidence to be found. As for myself I did post a pic once with a cucumber hanging out of my jeans. |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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before we had access to dildo/etc we used a cucumber and or a good sided marrow that was looking like a well hung guy - now its other guys, my willy or big dildo and my hand |
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Haha, I’d like to see that! Any opinions on male insertions? |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"I love spotting those people at supermarkets who spend a fraction too long in choosing a cucumber.
Been guilty of that myself.."
Also they usually pick one with a curve to it, something I’m guilty of as well! |
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By *andK999Couple 46 weeks ago
Loughborough |
Need to try both together at the same time xx |
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Bananas are too mushy ~ cucumbers are too big for me. |
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Ooo hard choice, they both go lovely in sandwich
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Sliced cucumber in a tuna sarnie?👌 |
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Always Banana, with something on the side |
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Absolutely 💯 bananas. Very nutritious |
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By * and RCouple 46 weeks ago
East Midlands |
We bought a cucumber just for play as neither of us like salads. Put it in the fridge afterwards and my mum found it when she visited so used it for lunch.
We had a secret smile when she brought it out. |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls. |
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"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls."
Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋
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Nothing wrong with a Cherry on top |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.
Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋
😊"
Sorry boss i thought we were inclusive on here ... guess not .. ill just get myself home shall i 👀👀 |
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"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.
Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋
😊
Sorry boss i thought we were inclusive on here ... guess not .. ill just get myself home shall i 👀👀"
Well, I suppose I will let this one slide. I mean I don't want you beating me up Ivan... |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.
Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋
😊
Sorry boss i thought we were inclusive on here ... guess not .. ill just get myself home shall i 👀👀
Well, I suppose I will let this one slide. I mean I don't want you beating me up Ivan... "
Ping these cherries right on your noggin! 🤣 |
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"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.
Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋
😊"
No kink shaming 😐😅 |
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"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.
Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋
😊
Sorry boss i thought we were inclusive on here ... guess not .. ill just get myself home shall i 👀👀
Well, I suppose I will let this one slide. I mean I don't want you beating me up Ivan...
Ping these cherries right on your noggin! 🤣"
I'm definitely keeping my glasses on. I'm always weary of friendly fire. 😎 |
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"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.
Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋
😊
No kink shaming 😐😅"
Far from it. Kink shaming is not my style.
I just mutter under my breath, "ruddy weirdos" 🤣 |
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"Banana but i may be biased "
Waiting here, hurry up |
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Depends if I'm making a fruit cocktail or salad? |
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I always lean towards bananas, but this time of year an ear of sweet corn is so sweet! |
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By *t2000Man 21 weeks ago
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My Mrs love a big cucumber it’s amazing to watch and use it on her |
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