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"Told myself to fuck off when I spilt my coffee this morning "
How did you respond to that? Not your fault, accidents happen. Hope you didn't tell yourself to fuck off for telling yourself to fuck off, could be and endless spiral...... |
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By *inx000Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
Where do I start...!!
Forums and people on fab!
An ex!
The weather and how we've still not had a proper summer yet and it's now August!
Oh and banging my elbow on a door handle!
Had of enough of today..is it tomorrow yet?! |
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By *andG2024Couple
over a year ago
Village near Tamworth |
"Told myself to fuck off when I spilt my coffee this morning
How did you respond to that? Not your fault, accidents happen. Hope you didn't tell yourself to fuck off for telling yourself to fuck off, could be and endless spiral......"
It’s a heavy cold carry on |
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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago
Ankh-Morpork |
The potato masher that wants to jam my drawer
The right wing morons rioting
The transphobia against a female boxer
Spilling my coffee on my tits earlier
The parrot immediately shitting in his freshly changed water
Stubbing my toe
Generally I’m not this irritable
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My sister announcing she was going abroad again next week when she's just returned from just under 2 weeks in the Dominican...
As a solo parent jugging a job, setting up a business, a house and unable to afford to go abroad... The news of the second holiday prompted me to respond 'oh fuck off'.  |
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Quite a lot of scenarios at work recently.
Nearly missing a flight the other week because the Dutch train system had a meltdown.
Someone getting the last packet of an ingredient literally just before me in the supermarket last night.
Seeing the bin men this morning and realising our neighbours hadn't done their turn in putting our communal bins out (they were home as well). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"….….post on here
…and go!!  "
^….. nah, I’m not that opinionated
😏
Someone in the real world has me shouting ffs quite often right now. The moment I know how to deal with them will change everything for me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Twice in the past week I've wanted to throw my mail back at the postman! First an NHS reminder letter for my breast screening.. Couldn't attend the first one as I was having cancer treatment. So, naturally, this triggered  memories of that. The second was another NHS letter..results of recent retinal eye screen show I now have background retinopathy, whatever the hell that is. So I responded to both with a big fat "Oh, just F**K OFF!" I will, of course, deal with both once I'm back from my mini break 🙄 |
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Messages, this week it seems to be either one word “hey’s”, a request to buy knickers, someone offering a free professional massage or suggesting a meet and mentioning of a “reward”…time to take a break me thinks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crossed my legs for the hundredth time and forgot about my massive knee bruise for the hundredth time. I said, oh ffs in my head as I winced in pain again. |
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"The potato masher that wants to jam my drawer
The right wing morons rioting
The transphobia against a female boxer
Spilling my coffee on my tits earlier
The parrot immediately shitting in his freshly changed water
Stubbing my toe
Generally I’m not this irritable
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Some things quite small but hope the tits are ok x |
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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago
Harringay |
Being harrased by an ex landlord coz the pillock didn't get the message when I said I was moving out months ago. Fucker keeps calling and messaging and every time I see his name pop up 'ahhhh fuck off.' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that like to waffle on.
Do some people actually get born with an extra "waffle" gene or something?
As you don't need to do this to everyone else around you!
Just shut up! 🤣 |
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The woman on Faceachebook complaining about her neighbours using her bin...Police aren't interested 
Oh Fck off...Some people really shouldn't be let loose in society
The cheese toastie I dropped on the floor...that can fck off too!
I'm hungry and can't decide what to have....I can fck off as well for being indecisive
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"Pretty much everything that has happened to me in the last week. It has not been great.
Cuddle or Scone ????
What’s on the scone?"
I'm thinking , butter, jam, fresh strawberrries , fresh cream and a sprinkling of grated lemon rind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People that like to waffle on.
Do some people actually get born with an extra "waffle" gene or something?
As you don't need to do this to everyone else around you!
Just shut up! 🤣"
Sorry Boo! I can be a waffler You're very welcome to tell me to shut the f**k up if you want to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do I start...!!
Forums and people on fab!
An ex!
The weather and how we've still not had a proper summer yet and it's now August!
Oh and banging my elbow on a door handle!
Had of enough of today..is it tomorrow yet?!"
It’s true what they say…..it’s not a funny bone bone when you bang it 😬
Hope you’re ok lovely, just ignore those that don’t add happiness and positivity to you though 🥰 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty much everything that has happened to me in the last week. It has not been great.
Cuddle or Scone ????
What’s on the scone?
I'm thinking , butter, jam, fresh strawberrries , fresh cream and a sprinkling of grated lemon rind. "
I’m never getting my scone, am I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just the struggle of not finding what I’m looking for
My grandad always said 'when you stop looking for it, it will find you'  "
😍 thanks to the wise Gdad ❤️ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People that like to waffle on.
Do some people actually get born with an extra "waffle" gene or something?
As you don't need to do this to everyone else around you!
Just shut up! 🤣
Sorry Boo! I can be a waffler You're very welcome to tell me to shut the f**k up if you want to "
This is the thing, anyone I don't actually know in person I can't bring myself to say it to them! 🤣🤣
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People that like to waffle on.
Do some people actually get born with an extra "waffle" gene or something?
As you don't need to do this to everyone else around you!
Just shut up! 🤣
Sorry Boo! I can be a waffler You're very welcome to tell me to shut the f**k up if you want to
This is the thing, anyone I don't actually know in person I can't bring myself to say it to them! 🤣🤣
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Oh go on! You know you want to 🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just the struggle of not finding what I’m looking for
My grandad always said 'when you stop looking for it, it will find you'
😍 thanks to the wise Gdad ❤️"
Yeah, he was..I miss him and his words of wisdom have worked for me just recently 😍😊 |
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"People that like to waffle on.
Do some people actually get born with an extra "waffle" gene or something?
As you don't need to do this to everyone else around you!
Just shut up! 🤣"
I think I’ve got it, I have been known to use 10 words when 1 would do; and then amazingly when it’s time to add value I find myself bereft of things to say. |
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
The tights that said "no ladder" which bloody well did exactly that, when Ian aged to put my fingers through them, pulling them up earlier.
And also, my manager asking yet another stooopid question. |
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One dog for deciding it was a good idea to give me ear a friendly nibble and pop the wee ball from my earring .
Both dogs for deciding to rumble and tumble in the garden then coming crashing and skidding into the living room and cover the floor and both sofas in muddy footprints !
The fucking coffee machine for running out of beans mid grind !
The fucking lock on a door 3 storeys up while the keys were still in the van !
Some fucker telling me that I have to admit Farage makes a lot of sense !
Same fuckers wife for agreeing with said fucker !
Some other fucker phoning me in the middle of a song I was enjoying !
Myself for waffling !!!!
Myself again for saying fuck off so often !
Myself a third time for adding cunt to certain prior fuck offs .
Other than that I’ve had a fairly uneventful day so far  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The tights that said "no ladder" which bloody well did exactly that, when Ian aged to put my fingers through them, pulling them up earlier.
And also, my manager asking yet another stooopid question."
Tell "Ian" to keep his hands off your tights in future. 🤭 |
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"The tights that said "no ladder" which bloody well did exactly that, when Ian aged to put my fingers through them, pulling them up earlier.
And also, my manager asking yet another stooopid question.
Tell "Ian" to keep his hands off your tights in future. 🤭"
I know... he's such a bugger!
(Shows I didn't read thru before posting!)
My Dad (not that he's called Ian) actually borrowed my tights a few months back. He wanted to wear them on stage (They were doing Spamalot) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crossed my legs for the hundredth time and forgot about my massive knee bruise for the hundredth time. I said, oh ffs in my head as I winced in pain again. "
Dearest (currently) disfigured Belladonna,
Need it kissing better?
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"Pretty much everything that has happened to me in the last week. It has not been great.
Cuddle or Scone ????
What’s on the scone?
I'm thinking , butter, jam, fresh strawberrries , fresh cream and a sprinkling of grated lemon rind.
I’m never getting my scone, am I?"
Never say never I say ..... |
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I drive an articulated truck in and around London so the list is long…… cyclists
Motorists
Poole on scooters
Walkers
Buses
Cats
Dogs
Other lorries
No where to park
No left turn
No right turn
Buses only
The police
Traffic enforcement officers
Red lights
Old people
This Government can go and do one also!!
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"I drive an articulated truck in and around London so the list is long…… cyclists
Motorists
Poole on scooters
Walkers
Buses
Cats
Dogs
Other lorries
No where to park
No left turn
No right turn
Buses only
The police
Traffic enforcement officers
Red lights
Old people
This Government can go and do one also!!
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Apart from dogs, this made me smile..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drive an articulated truck in and around London so the list is long…… cyclists
Motorists
Poole on scooters
Walkers
Buses
Cats
Dogs
Other lorries
No where to park
No left turn
No right turn
Buses only
The police
Traffic enforcement officers
Red lights
Old people
This Government can go and do one also!!
Apart from dogs, this made me smile....."
I remember my first trip to London in a truck. Well, first trip to London full stop. That was an eye opener! 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single women that are biphobic. They don’t meet bi men solo… I’m not even going to try and start that conversation with them "
Fucking weirdos, best of both worlds 😈 |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Single women that are biphobic. They don’t meet bi men solo… I’m not even going to try and start that conversation with them
Fucking weirdos, best of both worlds 😈"
Move up to Manchester and we can show em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single women that are biphobic. They don’t meet bi men solo… I’m not even going to try and start that conversation with them
Fucking weirdos, best of both worlds 😈
Move up to Manchester and we can show em"
That’s an offer |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
The repeated trail of shows on ITV (and ITV X). The same shows for what seems like months. Just f. off. If I haven't watched it yet, I'm not going to and if I had seen it, stop telling me about it. |
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In the past and NOW the media associating Liverpool with a crime when it isn't.
The 58 year old lives in Southport not Liverpool.
The shootings a year ago were on the WIRRAL not in Liverpool
It happens often. |
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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago
Rummage Up The Jumper |
"In the past and NOW the media associating Liverpool with a crime when it isn't.
The 58 year old lives in Southport not Liverpool.
The shootings a year ago were on the WIRRAL not in Liverpool
It happens often."
We all know the ‘Visiter’ makes sure all local criminals are recognised as having ‘a Liverpool accent!’  |
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By *ripfillMan 52 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
Out on my bike coming back this afternoon
Driver pulls out
Slid but stopped thank god Harley fat boys are bloody heavy
Caught up with the. Youth and at the lights - so I told him to “Fuck off and then fuck right off”
I am usually so nice too .. 😤 |
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By *lynJMan 52 weeks ago
Morden |
"Out on my bike coming back this afternoon
Driver pulls out
Slid but stopped thank god Harley fat boys are bloody heavy
Caught up with the. Youth and at the lights - so I told him to “Fuck off and then fuck right off”
I am usually so nice too .. 😤"
Did you point out the error of his ways? |
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By *ripfillMan 52 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
"Out on my bike coming back this afternoon
Driver pulls out
Slid but stopped thank god Harley fat boys are bloody heavy
Caught up with the. Youth and at the lights - so I told him to “Fuck off and then fuck right off”
I am usually so nice too .. 😤
Did you point out the error of his ways?"
In deed I did in quite graphic language - full of adjectives - it certainly was not a monotone conversation ! |
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