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By *isfits behaving badly OP   Couple 4 weeks ago

Coventry

Forgetting to get your loyalty card stamped when you buy a brew.

(Especially when you're one away from a completed card)

Mr

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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago

west midlands

Everytime I forget to take a carrier bag shopping, and I have to buy yet another one.

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By *amo47Man 4 weeks ago

Dunmow

Spoon left in a sauce pot

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 4 weeks ago

Manchester


"Everytime I forget to take a carrier bag shopping, and I have to buy yet another one."

This! I have so many bags in my kitchen and I always get so angry with myself when I have to buy another one.

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By *ootnootboopCouple 4 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Everytime I forget to take a carrier bag shopping, and I have to buy yet another one.

This! I have so many bags in my kitchen and I always get so angry with myself when I have to buy another one.

"

We put ours in the gap between the washing machine and worktop, but then never take the damn things out with us either 🙈

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

When I see a Honda jazz up in front.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

Leaving my towel at home when I go for a dip

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By *upersonic SamMan 4 weeks ago

wigan

When the person in front of you at the till waits until all their shopping is scanned and remembers they forgot something, disappearing off down the aisles never to be seen again.

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By *alcon2Man 4 weeks ago

North

Forgetting to take the damp/ finished laundry out the washing machine when it's completed...so you have to wash it again.

(Very rare though when this happens for me, but I hate it.)

Also tip, when not in use, leave both the machine drawer & door slightly open, so the moisture can evaporate.

You're meant to do this with the dishwasher too.

Stops any potential mould building up in the moisture.

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By *rucking-HellMan 4 weeks ago

Northampton

When all four sets of lights on one roundabout turn red on ME as I'm driving around it.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

When they bring beans in a pot

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By *alcon2Man 4 weeks ago

North

When you've written an elaborate shopping list out for a week or 2 ..and you forget to take it with you and you have to test memory skills when shopping...

..

And sometimes you take it with you,but the list has dropped out your pocket. .

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By *avie65Man 4 weeks ago

In the west.

Forgetting to put the bins out at night when you know the bin lorry comes at 7am. It’s even worse in the winter.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 4 weeks ago

Manchester


"When you've written an elaborate shopping list out for a week or 2 ..and you forget to take it with you and you have to test memory skills when shopping...

..

And sometimes you take it with you,but the list has dropped out your pocket. ."

Going to the shops, coming back with a load of stuff EXCEPT the one thing you needed in the first place 🫣

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By *ensualtongue2023Man 4 weeks ago

furnace


"When you've written an elaborate shopping list out for a week or 2 ..and you forget to take it with you and you have to test memory skills when shopping...

..

And sometimes you take it with you,but the list has dropped out your pocket. .

Going to the shops, coming back with a load of stuff EXCEPT the one thing you needed in the first place 🫣"

It’s why I make a list as it’s an hour drive to shops

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By *isfits behaving badly OP   Couple 4 weeks ago

Coventry


"When you've written an elaborate shopping list out for a week or 2 ..and you forget to take it with you and you have to test memory skills when shopping...

..

And sometimes you take it with you,but the list has dropped out your pocket. ."

The trouble is I make a list, take it with me and then forget to use it.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

Forgetting to send birthday cards. That's probably a big thing, not a small thing

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 4 weeks ago

Neverland

Forgetting to take your supermarket loyalty card and have to pay full price for items 🤯😭

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By *alcon2Man 4 weeks ago

North

Typing a long message out and realising after a few minutes you've not clicked in the box when you go to send it.

(On here.. and other places when you type a message..)

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 4 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Not having a £ for the trolley at Aldi

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By *oodmessMan 4 weeks ago

yumsville

Doing several runs to bnq to return, exchange and mildly complain it's faulty to realise the first thing you had was upside down.

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By *RAGO.Man 4 weeks ago

Wirral

Forgetting to use the green king sports app when getting a round in and missing out on 10% discount

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By *layfullsamMan 4 weeks ago

Solihull

When you forget to top up the car and it’s a risk to find a petrol station or top up £10 at £6 a gallon motorway service stations !

Same when you’re starving and a motorway sandwich is £18.40 lol

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago


"Forgetting to put the bins out at night when you know the bin lorry comes at 7am. It’s even worse in the winter. "

This if we forget the bins it’s literally the end of the world 😂

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By *adagastMan 4 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Everytime I forget to take a carrier bag shopping, and I have to buy yet another one.

This! I have so many bags in my kitchen and I always get so angry with myself when I have to buy another one.

"

I'm the same! I keep forgetting them in the morning when I leave the house and then end up having to get more. I shudder to think how much I've spent needlessly on them.

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By *ildTimes.Man 4 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Unironed bedding 🥪

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By *xperiencing-newCouple 4 weeks ago

Nottingham

When you spend a small fortune in Asda and forget to scan your app!!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 4 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

When you scan a supermarket voucher and it deducts another item you accidentally picked up which was much cheaper!

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By *abioMan 4 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Forgetting to get your loyalty card stamped when you buy a brew.

(Especially when you're one away from a completed card)

Mr"

And that is why my Costa coffee, Starbucks, subways and Greggs are all on my phone wallet app!

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By *icecouple561Couple 4 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Paying £130 to the hairdresser and it starts to rain as you step out of the salon

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By *ensualtongue2023Man 4 weeks ago

furnace

Dunking just to long

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By *egnMaxCouple 4 weeks ago

Nottingham

When the neighbour’s mowers all start up in sync just as you’re climbing into the hammock.

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By *ack69erMan 4 weeks ago

Beverley

Constantly telling and lecturing your Lass to stop putting things in the Washing Up bowl and leaving them. Either wash them up or leave them on the worktop. 25 years of telling her, and she does not listen.

Everytime I come in the kitchen, with oily hands etc from working on the bikes or car etc to find a bowl with a plate or two, cup and cutlery in etc, I despair, I rage inside, just listen to me Woman for once.

You then either have to wash your hands and get everything gungy and then have to wash everthing after you have washed your hands, or lift the bowl out and wash all the oily hand marks off it afterwards, or lift the plates, cups and cutlery out of the bowl and then wash the oily marks off them after washing your hands.

But if I make a sandwich etc on the worktop without using a plate and leave crumbs on the worktop, she goes spare despite me telling her, that whether I use a plate or not, I still have crumbs to clean up, but that's another story

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By *layfullsamMan 4 weeks ago

Solihull

Just hung washing out and come home to a neighbour having a fire

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By *orbidden eastMan 4 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

People that like to walk really slow downstairs in the tube station. And they wonder why they missed the tube and they are still glued onto their phone screens.

And they turn around and look at you for an explanation. I just simply say you should shouldn’t be on your phone should you?

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By *icecouple561Couple 4 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"Constantly telling and lecturing your Lass to stop putting things in the Washing Up bowl and leaving them. Either wash them up or leave them on the worktop. 25 years of telling her, and she does not listen.

Everytime I come in the kitchen, with oily hands etc from working on the bikes or car etc to find a bowl with a plate or two, cup and cutlery in etc, I despair, I rage inside, just listen to me Woman for once.

You then either have to wash your hands and get everything gungy and then have to wash everthing after you have washed your hands, or lift the bowl out and wash all the oily hand marks off it afterwards, or lift the plates, cups and cutlery out of the bowl and then wash the oily marks off them after washing your hands.

But if I make a sandwich etc on the worktop without using a plate and leave crumbs on the worktop, she goes spare despite me telling her, that whether I use a plate or not, I still have crumbs to clean up, but that's another story"

You wash your hands in the kitchen sink?

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By *he MinionMan 4 weeks ago

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Those individuals who get to the till, or barrier and then remember, oh yeah i need to pay or show a ticket of some sort to proceed and once at the front decide now is the time to search all their pockets, bags etc for the money or ticket. Not while they slowly approached, like everybody else, oh no. Now. When they are at the front blocking everybody else.

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By *layfullsamMan 4 weeks ago

Solihull

The latest supermarket prices

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By *rowley616Man 4 weeks ago

Scarborough

Crocs

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By *tephTV67TV/TS 4 weeks ago

Cheshire

Forgetting to put my ‘out of office’ message on. A few days later remembering and having to boot up the laptop to add it, then accidentally seeing some of the emails I will have to deal with when I’m back.

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By *chupforitMan 4 weeks ago

Peterborough

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By *icecouple561Couple 4 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Telling my dad not to go on the website we're pretty sure he picked a virus up from that wiped his lap top. Only to find that despite having to buy a new lap top he's been on the same damn site!

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By *chupforitMan 4 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Everytime I forget to take a carrier bag shopping, and I have to buy yet another one."

I keep my shopping bags in a shopping bag in the boot of my car.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 4 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Getting your car washed to have a bird poo on it 5 mins later! I'm sure it's targeted 🤔😂

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By *ack69erMan 4 weeks ago

Beverley


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You wash your hands in the kitchen sink? "

Well where else am I supposed to wash my hands, out in the garden pond or spread oil on all door handles etc throughout the house trudging up to the bathroom?

As I have lived in this house as well since I was born, I used to get bathed in the kitchen sink too and also slept in the bottom drawer of a set of Chester Draws and I can recollect doing both and still have my little pillow.

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By *ddie1966Man 4 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

People who use a wet spoon in a sugar container.

Socks and sandals.

Toilet roll on the wrong way round.

There should be laws against these things.

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By *allipygousMan 4 weeks ago

Leicester


"Telling my dad not to go on the website we're pretty sure he picked a virus up from that wiped his lap top. Only to find that despite having to buy a new lap top he's been on the same damn site! "

I'm wondering what kind of site your dad's visiting to pick up a virus

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By *tephTV67TV/TS 4 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Getting your car washed to have a bird poo on it 5 mins later! I'm sure it's targeted 🤔😂"

In Liverpool I was driving up this road and a bloody big seagull in front of me. Beeped the horn to let him know I was going to kill him if he didn’t move, he moved. Then the fucker flew right above me and did a massive shit on my windscreen.

Scouser seagulls honestly, are vindictive fuckers

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By *ansoffateMan 4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

The that's not our policy tone when talking to anyone employed in the service industry.

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By *icecouple561Couple 4 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Telling my dad not to go on the website we're pretty sure he picked a virus up from that wiped his lap top. Only to find that despite having to buy a new lap top he's been on the same damn site!

I'm wondering what kind of site your dad's visiting to pick up a virus "

.

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By *elloIntrigueMan 4 weeks ago

North West UK


"Everytime I forget to take a carrier bag shopping, and I have to buy yet another one."

This is me...Especially when its in the boot of the car!

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By *laret_jonoMan 4 weeks ago

Clitheroe

Going into B&M for shower gel and toothpaste and end up spending a load of money on shite you don't need

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By *ansoffateMan 4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Getting your car washed to have a bird poo on it 5 mins later! I'm sure it's targeted 🤔😂

In Liverpool I was driving up this road and a bloody big seagull in front of me. Beeped the horn to let him know I was going to kill him if he didn’t move, he moved. Then the fucker flew right above me and did a massive shit on my windscreen.

Scouser seagulls honestly, are vindictive fuckers "

This is true I've seen them waltz into shops and just start nicking stuff out of people's hands.

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By *andTWoman 4 weeks ago

Altrincham

Nah, none of these, I'm a grown up and I have my shit together

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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago

west midlands


"Everytime I forget to take a carrier bag shopping, and I have to buy yet another one.

This is me...Especially when its in the boot of the car!"

I bought one the other day, got home and found one in my handbag

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By *B..Woman 4 weeks ago

Wiltshire

When you post a thread and realise you made a spelling mistake, someone points it out before you can change it 🙄

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 4 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"When you post a thread and realise you made a spelig mistake, someone points it out before you can change it 🙄"

You've spelt "spelling" wrong ⬆️

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By *oeBeansMan 4 weeks ago

Derby

Going into Greggs and seeing the person in front of you order the last Sausage, Cheese & Bean Melt

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By *olds CoupleCouple 4 weeks ago

Louth Lincolnshire


"When they bring beans in a pot"

Nice one, me too.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS 4 weeks ago

The Lake District

when the car fuel warning light blinks on...and local fuel prices was 2pence a ltr cheaper yesterday

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By *B..Woman 4 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"When you post a thread and realise you made a spelig mistake, someone points it out before you can change it 🙄

You've spelt "spelling" wrong ⬆️"

You shit!! I even checked 🙄

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 4 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"When you post a thread and realise you made a spelig mistake, someone points it out before you can change it 🙄

You've spelt "spelling" wrong ⬆️

Thanks Foxy, I can be all tits and ass sometimes and forget the most basic if things 🙄"

You're welcome C

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 4 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest


"Unironed bedding 🥪"

You only iron your pillow cases!

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By *pen2UMan 4 weeks ago

Telford


"Everytime I forget to take a carrier bag shopping, and I have to buy yet another one."

You have absolitely no idea how many bags I've had to buy. The worst thing is, I take one with me and I STILL haave to buy another as I buy too many things!

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By *ensualtongue2023Man 4 weeks ago

furnace

Don’t get me started on this so many things these days tbh and I don’t want to become victor meldrew

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By *layfullsamMan 4 weeks ago

Solihull

dependance on phone devices, ffs you’re in a pub with friends, talk, giggle, enjoy the moment

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By *rHotNottsMan 4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Using Apple Pay and realising just too late, it selected a debit card - no rewards, people who say nowt, owt, summat and folk, salted caramel options no longer been half price in Morrisons, realising just too late you’ve been chatted up by a gorgeous stranger and no idea how to ever bump into her again

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By *isskxxyvWoman 4 weeks ago

Reading

Passive aggressive tendencies

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By *2000ManMan 4 weeks ago

Worthing

Forgot to put bin out and I hear the refuse truck pull up!

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By *ansoffateMan 4 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Passive aggressive tendencies "

AHH that moment in a relationship where it enters and my mind says - Oh please no, don't do that... and then they do.

Sigh.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

Doing the online shop and forgetting to order coffee.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 4 weeks ago

Ipswich

Manners and been respectful

I always hold a door open when I go through irrespective of who’s coming through man or woman

In work some teens thought it was funny to close the door on disabled man on crutches in shop I opened the door for him

Respect is earned not given

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By *etwife8230Couple 4 weeks ago

Newport

Making a coffee and I've forgotten to buy milk

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By *wertyjk01Man 4 weeks ago

NW London/Kent/Midlands

Waking up and realising the plug to your phone charger was switched off!

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By *ou only live onceMan 4 weeks ago

London

Getting to the bakery, but all the almond croissants have already sold out.

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By *enis ColadaMan 4 weeks ago

Totnes


"When I see a Honda jazz up in front.

"

👏

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By *eacupsbearCouple 4 weeks ago

York


"When they bring beans in a pot"

This

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By *ou only live onceMan 4 weeks ago

London


"When they bring beans in a pot

This"

I don't mind this. A sensible precaution to prevent the beans going near your scrambled egg.

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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago

west midlands


"When they bring beans in a pot

This

I don't mind this. A sensible precaution to prevent the beans going near your scrambled egg."

Yes!! I have to make a sausage fence to make sure the bean sauce doesn't get anywhere near my eggs.

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By *eacupsbearCouple 4 weeks ago

York

Digital gig tickets, and needing yet another app to open them.

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By *a LunaWoman 4 weeks ago

Wherever the wind takes me

Going to the wrong side at the petrol pump. Some pumps aren’t as stretchy (oh er).

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By *ornydavina53Man 4 weeks ago

tonbridge

Cleaning the windows of my flat and a bloody crow or pigeon poos down them, as has happened recently😂

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By *ou only live onceMan 4 weeks ago

London


"When they bring beans in a pot

This

I don't mind this. A sensible precaution to prevent the beans going near your scrambled egg.

Yes!! I have to make a sausage fence to make sure the bean sauce doesn't get anywhere near my eggs."

Talking my language. Might even overlook the almond-hate, given this fry-up sense.

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple 4 weeks ago

Cheshire

Lambert and butler.

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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago

west midlands


"When they bring beans in a pot

This

I don't mind this. A sensible precaution to prevent the beans going near your scrambled egg.

Yes!! I have to make a sausage fence to make sure the bean sauce doesn't get anywhere near my eggs.

Talking my language. Might even overlook the almond-hate, given this fry-up sense."

Fry ups, bringing people together 😍

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By *avie65Man 4 weeks ago

In the west.

People who can’t tell the time properly. I hear it on the wireless all the time now. It isn’t 49 minutes past 2, it is 11 minutes to 3.

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By *rucking-HellMan 4 weeks ago

Northampton

People who stop in supermarket doorways.

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By *oeBeansMan 4 weeks ago

Derby

When you grind your coffee for a pourover and realise it was still on the Aeropress setting 😭

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By *dsucksTV/TS 4 weeks ago

crofton park

When you hold the door open for someone or move aside to let them pass and they don't thank you. People who put thier feet on seats on public transport.

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By *EAT..85Woman 4 weeks ago

Nottingham

Forgetting what you walked into a room for.

Forgetting what you walked into a room for more than once in a row 🤦‍♀️

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By *arcUKMan 4 weeks ago

York

A beautiful women littering.

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By *dsucksTV/TS 4 weeks ago

crofton park

Men who piss on the toilet seat

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 4 weeks ago

South Wales

Making a cup of tea, getting distracted and then it’s just slightly too cold when you remember it’s there xx

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By *arcUKMan 4 weeks ago

York

Seeds not germinating

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By *reative-mindMan 4 weeks ago

exeter

Fab

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By *urvelover87Man 4 weeks ago

London

Forgetting to take out meat from the freezer and going to the shop to buy a specific item, get distracted by other stuff then come back only to realise I did not buy the specific item.

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By *arcUKMan 4 weeks ago

York

Finding a women on here who sounds perfect in her profile

Crafting a perfect reply

Then stubbing my toe and falling down the stairs and forgetting to send it

Ah what might have been

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By *ornucopiaMan 4 weeks ago

Bexley


"When they bring beans in a pot"

I don't have a problem with that.

I can leave most of them and they can then serve the remainder to someone else!

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By *avie65Man 4 weeks ago

In the west.

Getting a question wrong on University Challenge.

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By *ornucopiaMan 4 weeks ago

Bexley


"When you post a thread and realise you made a spelig mistake, someone points it out before you can change it 🙄

You've spelt "spelling" wrong ⬆️"

Aren't you supposed to say "I saw what you did there!" ?

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By *bi HaiveMan 4 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

When the person in front of you starts to pack their bags at the checkout in Aldi. 🤬

When you've done 36 hours work over the weekend, wake up Monday morning, make a coffee and then discover first swig that the milk that's still 3 days in date has gone off. 🤮

When you sit on a seafront bench in grey joggers, then go strolling round the shops for an hour or two, then later that night when you get undressed realise there's a brown mark on the arse of them that's come off the bench you sat on earlier that looks just like a huge skid mark. 😳

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By *rHotNottsMan 4 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"When they bring beans in a pot

This

I don't mind this. A sensible precaution to prevent the beans going near your scrambled egg.

Yes!! I have to make a sausage fence to make sure the bean sauce doesn't get anywhere near my eggs.

Talking my language. Might even overlook the almond-hate, given this fry-up sense.

Fry ups, bringing people together 😍"

I kind of like the bean pot I thought it was weird at first, but now I do it myself, easy way to microwave a few beans too..

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By *ad NannaWoman 4 weeks ago

East London

Get downstairs in the morning and realise you left your phone charger in the bedroom.

Get downstairs from retrieving said phone charger and realising you left your phone and glasses under your pillow.

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By *ad NannaWoman 4 weeks ago

East London

Arranging to see someone you haven't seen for ages and waking up the day before with a cold sore.

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By *ariaxxxxWoman 4 weeks ago

London

When you order the full breakfast & you know everything thing in it is gonna be good quality, But.......when it arrives to your table ..... Everything is covered in baked beans 🤢🤭🤢🤭🤢

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By *razyhappyguys04Couple 4 weeks ago

London.

Forgetting to pack swimming costume when going swimming, have done this a few times ,,

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By *otcplmidsCouple 4 weeks ago

Warwick

Forgetting to wear knickers when you have a full body massage or medical appointment where you need to strip down to your knickers

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By *alcon2Man 4 weeks ago

North

Leaving something on the stove too long and it charcoals the pot...

(Boiling vinegar in the pot dissolves any burnt residue though and makes it come up like new.)

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By *ositiveVibesWoman 4 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

When you’ve finished a work out and are ready for a nice hot shower and realise you forgot your towel

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By *orseman82Man 4 weeks ago

Wiltshire

People who don’t flush

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By *orseman82Man 4 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"Forgetting to wear knickers when you have a full body massage or medical appointment where you need to strip down to your knickers "

It’s okay, we are professional enough to be able to manage the situation. You wouldn’t be the first.

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By *alcon2Man 4 weeks ago

North

Wearing wet socks

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By *aramel.desiresMan 4 weeks ago

Addlestone

When I read an amazing profile that matches me and notice I'm one year over the upper age limit.

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By *omerledTV/TS 4 weeks ago

bearsden

Slicing off a finger chopping carrots ...

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