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Hi everybody
I'm curious about,
Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?
Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥
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The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit |
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'Been here before, couldn't stay away' |
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'Dunno why I'm bothering to fill this in coz no one bloody reads bios. And no one reads my messages. And no one replies to my messages. Dunno why I 'bover. I'm not bovered, are you bovered? I'm not bovered...' |
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By *aizyWoman 10 weeks ago
west midlands |
I don't bite, unless you want me too  |
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All of the above comments I agree |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"I don't bite, unless you want me too "
that is so cringe isn't it |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Hi everybody
I'm curious about,
Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?
Definitely turn off
Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥
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"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"
Right!
Sidney University every time 
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By *aizyWoman 10 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I don't bite, unless you want me too
that is so cringe isn't it "
It is. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Looking for a daddy "
🤣I want one
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"'Been here before, couldn't stay away'"
like they are famous 🤣
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"I don't bite, unless you want me too that is so cringe isn't it "
Gentleman on the street, beast in the sheets, in the same folder 📂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"I don't bite, unless you want me too that is so cringe isn't it
Gentleman on the street, beast in the sheets, in the same folder 📂"
never seen that one before |
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Safe sex only - as you flick through their pics of bareback with dozens of partners  |
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When they have a list of dos and don'ts. Instantly desiccated! |
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"I don't bite, unless you want me too that is so cringe isn't it
Gentleman on the street, beast in the sheets, in the same folder 📂never seen that one before "
When did you sign in on here, yesterday  |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"When they have a list of dos and don'ts. Instantly desiccated! "
yes I seen that
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Safe sex only - as you flick through their pics of bareback with dozens of partners "
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"When they have a list of dos and don'ts. Instantly desiccated! "
“Woman 18-30”
When they are same age but I'm too old for his taste 🫠🫤
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Put xxx in the message title so we/I know you read the profile 🙄 |
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"No pillow princesses. 🤮"
This is an education for me tonight! What does this mean?  |
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Sydney university rubbish
Moaning about not getting replies
If I send a wink I'm not being lazy
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"No pillow princesses. 🤮
This is an education for me tonight! What does this mean? "
Means that they don't want the female to just lie there,she has to be proactive..lol |
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By *hechonkyduoCouple 10 weeks ago
Alphabet Mafia HQ, Dudleyish. |
The worst/funniest one we saw was just one word
"Football" |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"No pillow princesses. 🤮
This is an education for me tonight! What does this mean?
Means that they don't want the female to just lie there,she has to be proactive..lol"
we all should be allowed to lie back relax be pillow princess and enjoy from time to time (always) 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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Pillow princess is good fab name I am the Princess of all the Pillows in the land 🤣 |
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The ones where the women say —
"Men: don't message; I will find you".
These poor creatures are scouring the Fab badlands but still haven't found me. They think a moral compass is some type of location device. 🙂💚 |
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"Put xxx in the message title so we/I know you read the profile 🙄"
This is especially stupid now messages don't have titles anymore. Time for a profile update, peeps!
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"No pillow princesses. 🤮
This is an education for me tonight! What does this mean?
Means that they don't want the female to just lie there,she has to be proactive..lol"
Thanks for the explanation. New one for me that! Quite like meeting Pillow princesses... |
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"Pillow princess is good fab name I am the Princess of all the Pillows in the land 🤣"
Lie back and think of Slumberland! |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Pillow princess is good fab name I am the Princess of all the Pillows in the land 🤣
Lie back and think of Slumberland! "
🤣 think about what I am going to have for dinner it's exhausting being pillow princess 👸 |
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I genuinely though Pillow princess was someone with massive tits. I'm feeling old! |
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‘Here for a good time, not a long time’
I don’t know why, but I hate that.
Same as
‘Quality over quantity’
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"‘Here for a good time, not a long time’
I don’t know why, but I hate that.
Same as
‘Quality over quantity’
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pushing boundaries too |
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Fill in later
But profile states they have been here over a year. How later were you planning. |
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No limits slut, up for anything |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"All of the above comments I agree "
Same, everything up until the reply im replying to. The size bunny chasers do my head in as well. There's more to it than getting torn apart by something that shouldn't fit anywhere but a museum. The average women can only fit 7 inches. 👀 |
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By *azarMan 10 weeks ago
Strabane |
'Professional '
'Daddy'
'Mommy'
Sydney university nonsense that people write |
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Men that say "i will ruin you"
With that mentality, I get why they are single. |
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" Anyone got a Dog Lead and Collar".🤮 |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"No limits slut, up for anything "
what about Pillow princess 👸 of pillow land
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Those with nothing on it. Give us something work with here. |
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Those that just say ask or nobody reads these anyway, yes we do!
Also I don't bite unless asked or excessively use mmmmmm.
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Don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t
^you know what I mean. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Men that say "i will ruin you"
With that mentality, I get why they are single. "
that's chav slang I like bit of bad boy 😸 |
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By *43SomeCouple 10 weeks ago
Staines |
Very well hung - we’ll be the judge of that
Heavy cummer - if you say so |
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"Men that say "i will ruin you"
With that mentality, I get why they are single. that's chav slang I like bit of bad boy 😸"
For reelz  |
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Blank profile with no pic asking for face pic first |
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"Blank profile with no pic asking for face pic first "
These become laughable now. |
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All of the above, I'm cringing reading them 🤣🤣
Ours isn't perfect but at least we tried |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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When people put fake place where they are from like Sexyville fucksville etc |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"When people put fake place where they are from like Sexyville fucksville etc"
all over
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The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Hi everybody
I'm curious about,
Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?
Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥
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The bios can be so bad, yes, but it's the verifications for me.
"I wish I could keep him for myself".
Vom.
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense."
exactly prefer dadbod that will make me feel like pillow princess 👸
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Hi everybody
I'm curious about,
Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?
Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥
The bios can be so bad, yes, but it's the verifications for me.
"I wish I could keep him for myself".
Vom.
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"The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense. exactly prefer dadbod that will make me feel like pillow princess 👸"
In that case, let my introduce myself your Highness  |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"'Dunno why I'm bothering to fill this in coz no one bloody reads bios. And no one reads my messages. And no one replies to my messages. Dunno why I 'bover. I'm not bovered, are you bovered? I'm not bovered...'"
They're so chill.
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In verifications, " Girls,don't let this gorgeous man pass you by/slip through your hands". Wtf .🤢 |
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By *abba44Man 10 weeks ago
Broadstairs |
"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"
Same on fabguys the warning is a load of B*llocks.
Some people get sucked into a trend and don`t realise what a twat it makes them sound in their bios |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"In verifications, " Girls,don't let this gorgeous man pass you by/slip through your hands". Wtf .🤢"
🤣I agree with this one
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense. exactly prefer dadbod that will make me feel like pillow princess 👸
In that case, let my introduce myself your Highness "
bring me a pillow you peasant 🤣 |
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"Hi everybody
I'm curious about,
Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?
Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥
The bios can be so bad, yes, but it's the verifications for me.
"I wish I could keep him for myself".
Vom.
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Oh yeah, it's like winning cringe bingo when you see that in one veri followed by 'treat with respect' |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Hi everybody
I'm curious about,
Which terms or sentences are a turn-off when you check a profile?
Me, BBC and Stallion 🫥
The bios can be so bad, yes, but it's the verifications for me.
"I wish I could keep him for myself".
Vom.
Oh yeah, it's like winning cringe bingo when you see that in one veri followed by 'treat with respect' "
*screams* |
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"The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense. exactly prefer dadbod that will make me feel like pillow princess 👸
In that case, let my introduce myself your Highness bring me a pillow you peasant 🤣"
Would you like me to smother your royal gob with it your Majesry?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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The couples bios with about 49 rules by the time you read them I forgot them |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense. exactly prefer dadbod that will make me feel like pillow princess 👸
In that case, let my introduce myself your Highness bring me a pillow you peasant 🤣
Would you like me to smother your royal gob with it your Majesry? "
no bring my dinner and drink on it |
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"Looking for a daddy 🤣I want one "
Sure you have all the quality Daddy's blocked  |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Looking for a daddy 🤣I want one
Sure you have all the quality Daddy's blocked "
🤣 |
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"Not here to sleep my way through Fab" ...on a 2 month old profile with 29 obviously 'current' veri's! 🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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""Not here to sleep my way through Fab" ...on a 2 month old profile with 29 obviously 'current' veri's! 🤔"
wow 29 in 2 months and job too that some energy
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"The profiles that go on about being professional. Look, unless your profession is sex related, I really couldn't care. I've never heard of a gorgeous single woman being shunned by anyone for working in Macdonalds, or a gifted bronzed adonis for working in a factory. You wouldn't turn them away if they approached you in a club. It's just proper nonsense."
They're normally written by couples with their head up their arses |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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The daddy and mommy stuff is definitely weird... I can't be doing with that me haha |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"The daddy and mommy stuff is definitely weird... I can't be doing with that me haha "
some people think being on fab is weird being swinger is weird being in BDSM is weird it's endless
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Oh.. What about..Couples Account..Male only playing at the minute with Wife's permission.🤮 |
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By *eyeYCouple 10 weeks ago
Nr Leicester |
"Put xxx in the message title so we/I know you read the profile 🙄
This is especially stupid now messages don't have titles anymore. Time for a profile update, peeps!
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Guilty on this, but not the second bit, oops sorry 😔 Although it does seem those who do have actually bothered.. |
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"No limits slut, up for anything what about Pillow princess 👸 of pillow land "
I will take a pillow princess any day
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Well saw this bio the other day from a couple "after a muscular White daddy to breed my wife's Asian pussy. Both heavy into raceplay, if you don't like that. Then tough shit, we are not into PC woke nonsense" and then went on and on about do's and don't. |
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The profile line where it asked for a face picture and all they have is a shadow.
It just makes me think I could be possibly talking to their pet cat 🤣 |
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Been on over a year, no profile pic, no public pics and a three word summary.
Has me reaching for the block option, if they can't be bothered to make some effort then they don't get to see our gallery. |
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Honestly, superlatives and absolutes put me off.
I mean if it's just an occasional turn of phrase no problem, but if it's kind of how that person ticks. Yeah we are going to clash, they are going to get very irritated by me. 😂 |
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"No pillow princesses. 🤮"
Some actively want them  . There's hope |
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By *K2681Man 10 weeks ago
new milton / Andover |
Mine, no one response 😂 |
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“Interested ???”
Yeah that was it 😂
Also I don’t like the profiles where they list all the things they don’t want, but nothing about who they are and what they can offer. |
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Definitely until they decide fab isn’t for them |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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sydney university
i don't bite unless you want me to
daddy
asking for a face pic when they have none
and the worst one of all
can't accom or travel
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All of the above plus the ones with just "ask me what you want to know" and that's it.
If you can't be bothered mate, neither can I. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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Mine 😂 |
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The ones that start:
I never know what to write here or say ‘ask me anything’
If you’re that lazy to not sell yourself then it’s likely going to be the same in the bedroom 😬 |
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"Mine 😂"
Absolutely terrible 😂 (jokes, don't hurt me 😂) |
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Will update later...
Fab is a public traded entity...
Sydney University...
All eye rolls for us |
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By *r90Man 10 weeks ago
Torquay |
"Essays
That hurt 💔
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haha trust me yours is nothing. My thumb hurts scrolling through some 😁 |
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"Ones that say age 18 - 55. Lol"
Same |
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Owned, anything to do with Daddy, cumslut, but the main one is face pic on first message, despite there being no pics at all on their profile |
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"Those that just say ask or nobody reads these anyway, yes we do!
Also I don't bite unless asked or excessively use mmmmmm.
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And when you do ask they don't reply. |
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A long list of negatives. If I'm to follow the advice here and send a message that stands out, that shows I've read the profile, please at least put something that's inspiring |
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Anyone telling me they're nice, or genuine, or honest, or respectful, or discreet 💜 |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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Mine must be pretty bad judging by the amount of interest it's received 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"
I agree and are the Sydney uni really interested. |
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Any bio that's like reading war and peace 🥱 |
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By *ucka39Man 10 weeks ago
Newcastle |
Sydney university as it shows they've not taken the time to explore the site properly |
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"Been here before, know exactly how this site works"
Naw, cute, do you want a medal or something? Think your're "it" because you've previously been on here? |
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"'Dunno why I'm bothering to fill this in coz no one bloody reads bios. And no one reads my messages. And no one replies to my messages. Dunno why I 'bover. I'm not bovered, are you bovered? I'm not bovered...'"
Hahahahahaahahaha |
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"'Dunno why I'm bothering to fill this in coz no one bloody reads bios. And no one reads my messages. And no one replies to my messages. Dunno why I 'bover. I'm not bovered, are you bovered? I'm not bovered...'"
I AIN'T BOVvEREDDD!! |
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'Will fill in later' - no you won't!
Sydney university - what a load of old bollocks!
Couples who think that because they are 'professional' they deserve discretion - like the rest of us don't? |
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"Ones that say age 18 - 55. Lol
Same "
If they think you’re too old they are very wrong. X |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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Single and looking for women.
And the best ones are…..honest and looking for fun. Wife didn’t know I’m on here
Yep, that’s honesty for you 🤣 |
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By *VANDYMan 10 weeks ago
Dawlish |
I run when a woman wants to be shagged all night, filled with cum, VWE etc. I’m too old for all that 🤣😮💨
“You must be at least 6’ because I’m 5’6 and want to look up at you”. Aren’t we all the same lying down?
“Must be aged ………” And the age range is like 4 years.
“Age required 30 to 55” I’m 56, what’s wrong with me, I could be the best sex you’ve ever had. Why not 30 to 50’s?
They’re looking for MF MM Women and MEN! Everything in their Bio is just what you want and you’re the perfect match. Until the last line, Not looking for single MEN! WTF?
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By *nnCeeWoman 10 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Any bio that's like reading war and peace 🥱"
Soz 🤷🏻♀️ |
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"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"
👏👏🤣 |
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New account but if we have hooked up before give me a verification.. boak |
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I blocked someone yesterday when u got to the.. looking to push boundaries.
No thanks immediately no |
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"Will fill in later  "
Came here to say this! |
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"Ones that say age 18 - 55. Lol"
I prefer that to age 18-99 |
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‘Looking for sugar mummy/daddy’
‘Xxx straight to the front of the queue’
Even worse when they spell it ‘que’ 😵💫 |
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"Not my/our first rodeo"
Long lists of demands! |
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GYM FIT! "Ample/curvy" (fat/chubby) people insisting that you have to be "GYM FIT!" 🤣🤔 Ok, so I'll get off my arse and go to the gym for two hours while you fester on the couch with a faceful of cake. 🤣 |
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"I blocked someone yesterday when u got to the.. looking to push boundaries.
No thanks immediately no"
Me too, boundaries exist for a reason, if you plan to push mine I'm so not interested.
Also kinda funny to me when guys say they'll go down etc for hours on end. Nah mate, I'd quite like to get to sleep at some point. 😅
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"GYM FIT! "Ample/curvy" (fat/chubby) people insisting that you have to be "GYM FIT!" 🤣🤔 Ok, so I'll get off my arse and go to the gym for two hours while you fester on the couch with a faceful of cake. 🤣"
I'll fester with a bag of hula hoops if there's any gym fit guys about. |
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"GYM FIT! "Ample/curvy" (fat/chubby) people insisting that you have to be "GYM FIT!" 🤣🤔 Ok, so I'll get off my arse and go to the gym for two hours while you fester on the couch with a faceful of cake. 🤣"
Ooooh! Dave!!!
Stop peeping through my window and do some more squats |
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Long. Ranty. Arrogant.
"Breathe through ears"
"Front of the queue"
Bull and Daddy esp when they're 25.
Pillow Princess
Size Queen
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By *AYENCouple 10 weeks ago
Lincolnshire |
Not the worst, but it did make me smile, a silhouette profile named something like Bored Girthy - nothing in his bio except 'like minded women message me'
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"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"
Yes - I use this as one of my filters - anyone dumb enough to believe / write this nonsense I want nothing to do with... |
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"Will fill in later "
And they joined "over a year ago" |
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When the nonsense disclaimer at the end batching about Sidney University is more words than the actual bio of the profile...
"Will fill in later" along with a silhouette pic and a message saying "want to meet now"... is the ultimate though... woo be still my dropping knickers. |
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the sydney university shite , and people saying there a profesional couple . |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"
Lol that's true, feels like people use it as a filler |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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‘Will fill in later’… yet profile has been here over a year. How later is later?
‘Ask me anything’… makes me want to literally ask nothing.
Also any profile that is written in capitals |
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Their phone number in the headline
Come on, how so easy? |
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“Will fill this in later!
Or
“Looking for xxx/yyy/xzz” particularly when backed up with no public pics. Give us something to go on at least ffs |
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The Sidney university stuff- completely useless and stupid
“Fill in later”
“Polite notice…”
“I’m here for my pleasure not yours”
And so on… |
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"The Sydney university ones and those spouting on about private entities and violations.... especially when thar bit is longer than your 'bio' bit"
Definitely this x |
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Had veri's on previous profile.
Fill in later (after being on the site over a year).
The word "Adonis" (yes, of course you are 😆).
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Mines pretty shit, didn't put much effort in, I'll be honest , just relying on my raw sex appeal 🥪 |
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"Mines pretty shit, didn't put much effort in, I'll be honest , just relying on my raw sex appeal 🥪"
And is it working? |
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Looking for a meet and never want to meet or ask for face pic and don't want to do the same  |
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"Mines pretty shit, didn't put much effort in, I'll be honest , just relying on my raw sex appeal 🥪"
And he's wild |
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“Mmmm… what to do tonight”
Do that massive pile of laundry your lazy bitch |
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"“Mmmm… what to do tonight”
Do that massive pile of laundry your lazy bitch"
🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Discreet
Discrete
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Am I interested Rhodes
Nah - Dis Crete
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"Discreet
Discrete
Am I interested Rhodes
Nah - Dis Crete
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**in** |
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Anyone looking for 420. Stoner. No thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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My bio is the worst. |
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By *oodoodMan 10 weeks ago
Suffolkish |
Not my first rodeo
I'm fussy (complete with 50 different verifications)
Good bants |
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BBC dom bull or daddy are all instant no thanks from us |
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"'Dunno why I'm bothering to fill this in coz no one bloody reads bios. And no one reads my messages. And no one replies to my messages. Dunno why I 'bover. I'm not bovered, are you bovered? I'm not bovered...'"
😂🤣 |
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"My bio is the worst."
Hahahaha
You should add “discreet” somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"My bio is the worst.
Hahahaha
You should add “discreet” somewhere "
I'll squeeze it in now 👍🏼 |
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God I think mine needs a complete overhaul 🫣
I was half asleep when I wrote it 🤦♂️ |
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I think I've avoided all these you've all mentioned. Had to admit I had to check on my age rage to check if it was 18-99 😂😂😂 |
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Would love some pointers on my profile if any one is willing |
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Age range 18 -99
Discrete
Sydney University stuff...
Legal threats about their publicly posted photos
Guys saying they'll meet MF couples and then don't want Mr present
Basically all the repetitive stuff copied off other people's bios |
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By *ucka39Man 10 weeks ago
Newcastle |
Send your first message with a photo otherwise won't reply 😂 |
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By *oodoodMan 10 weeks ago
Suffolkish |
Just seen another one that says "if you have no pic on profile then no reply"
..their own profile has no pic |
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