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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

No idea who started this but im going to do one today. 😁

Say you’re in and people on the

thread can private message you something to put up as your status.

This update needs to stay on your status for let's say 15 minutes or longer If you dare to of course.

This isn't my area of expertise so it might go badly 🤣

In!

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By *exxyyDy11Man 9 weeks ago

North West

In and if it all goes tits up. I will take the blame for you OP since I am feeling generous today 😌

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"In and if it all goes tits up. I will take the blame for you OP since I am feeling generous today 😌 "

Thanks man your too kind.

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By *ampireLoveMan 9 weeks ago

Essex

I’m in. Be kind though as I’ve started on the drinks and will forget inevitably to remove one after the 15 mins!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

[Removed by poster at 27/05/25 17:48:09]

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I’m in. Be kind though as I’ve started on the drinks and will forget inevitably to remove one after the 15 mins! "

I'm proably gonna wait untill people fill it up first. 😁

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By *vaRoseWoman 9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Nope not in

You were all fucking mental last time and my inbox went feral 🤣🤣🤣

But I’ll watch and laugh at everyone else’s

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Nope not in

You were all fucking mental last time and my inbox went feral 🤣🤣🤣

But I’ll watch and laugh at everyone else’s "

🤣

Makes sense.

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By *reachersdaughterWoman 9 weeks ago

Someplace

In

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"In "

Woop!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West

Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Nope not in

You were all fucking mental last time and my inbox went feral 🤣🤣🤣

But I’ll watch and laugh at everyone else’s "

I was contemplating this game until I read this! 😂😂

🩵

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By *ittlebirdWoman 9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’m definitely not doing this again. I had to declare my undying love to Brucey last time 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hortieWoman 9 weeks ago

Northampton

I post up some random shit on mine anyway, so I'm in 😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂"

Ill have to do a wholeosme edition next time. 😁

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

I'm in

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Fine. I'll do it. But only for ¹⁰ minutes.

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By *avie65Man 9 weeks ago

In the west.

I’m in.

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By *r.ZeusMan 9 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Genuinely considering making a new account to play🤣🤣

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By *rLothbrokMan 9 weeks ago

Lancs

Why not? I like to play Russian roulette

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By *hortieWoman 9 weeks ago

Northampton


"Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂

Ill have to do a wholeosme edition next time. 😁 "

I could maybe assist with some internal validation

Oh god, that could sound gross. But I'm going with the edition

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By *sStephenPickleMan 9 weeks ago

Ends

In. 🧍🏾‍♂️

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Genuinely considering making a new account to play🤣🤣"

I mean, do it 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

I'm gonna be abit busy doing my CV but please do your worst to each other, and if your not in please consider torturing others for your own personal satisfaction.

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By *sStephenPickleMan 9 weeks ago

Ends

Filters are open too 🤗

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West


"Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂

Ill have to do a wholesome edition next time. 😁 "

I love the idea of a wholesome edition! 😍

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West


"Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂

Ill have to do a wholeosme edition next time. 😁

I could maybe assist with some internal validation

Oh god, that could sound gross. But I'm going with the edition"

🤣 I'll take it in the spirit intended! 😘

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man 9 weeks ago

Right up your street

Fuck it, why not. Count me in 😆

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By *low eaterMan 9 weeks ago

hereabouts

In for the craic

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By *uperS77Man 9 weeks ago

Gloucester

In for a bit

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By *edusaxxxWoman 9 weeks ago

london

im innn dont show mercy bring it on

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By *IXEN200Woman 9 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I'll be in for a bit

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West

Looks like I'm in for a bit after all. 😬😑

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By *IXEN200Woman 9 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Done mine 😌

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By *vaRoseWoman 9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂

Ill have to do a wholesome edition next time. 😁

I love the idea of a wholesome edition! 😍"

Yep I’ll join in for that one

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'll be in for a bit"

Well hopefully we can get more status changes as theres not too many right now.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Hehehehe 😇

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Hehehehe 😇"

Hiding the horns. 😇

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

In

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Sent / Done.

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man 9 weeks ago

Right up your street

I like this game 🤣

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe

What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵

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By *exxyyDy11Man 9 weeks ago

North West

Unblocking single guys for this

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By *sStephenPickleMan 9 weeks ago

Ends


"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵"

Si señora

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵"

No, if it's from me.

Yes, if it's from everybody else.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵"

Up to you, you can either do one or all of them one after the other. 😁

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By *ozzybear1981Man 9 weeks ago

preston

Why not, I’ll be in

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By *IXEN200Woman 9 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵

No, if it's from me.

Yes, if it's from everybody else."

Top of the list Nero

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By *illyboy12345Man 9 weeks ago

Glasgow

In

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵

Up to you, you can either do one or all of them one after the other. 😁

"

I will let them take it in turns

🩵

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man 9 weeks ago

Right up your street


"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵"

You received more than 1? 😮😆

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By *sStephenPickleMan 9 weeks ago

Ends


"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵

Up to you, you can either do one or all of them one after the other. 😁

I will let them take it in turns

🩵"

Choo Choo

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By *and12Couple 9 weeks ago

flint

In 🫰

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵

No, if it's from me.

Yes, if it's from everybody else.

Top of the list Nero"

😂😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Okay hang on, I'm sensing a pattern here.🤔

We have a serial spreader here..

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Okay hang on, I'm sensing a pattern here.🤔

We have a serial spreader here.. "

Heheheheh🤭

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By *55 ManMan 9 weeks ago

Castlerea

I'm in

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West

And changed again. Be glad I didn't add the bit about better than looking at it.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

I’m in

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By *nsanityBohemianstyleWoman 9 weeks ago

Worsley, Manchester

In! 15 mins!

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By *NormalMan01Man 9 weeks ago

Harrogate

Yeah - why not, I’ll play!

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man 9 weeks ago

Right up your street


"And changed again. Be glad I didn't add the bit about better than looking at it. "

🤣🤣🤣 very true

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 9 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

We are in 😊

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Just made another account.. but I have to be a member for longer than 14 days.. how boring..

Admin please give me my statuses back😭😭🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

I'll sorry everyone I lied to you all. 😭

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By *estructionDollyWoman 9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

I'll play but only for 15 mins and I'll be setting a timer 🤣 and if it's too weird it's not going up 😅

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By *ampireLoveMan 9 weeks ago

Essex


"I'll play but only for 15 mins and I'll be setting a timer 🤣 and if it's too weird it's not going up 😅"

No way! It shouldn’t go up if it’s not wowed enough! 😂

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By *estructionDollyWoman 9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂

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By *empest2KMan 9 weeks ago

Derby

Okay, Toots, I'm in for a bit 👍

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By *ampireLoveMan 9 weeks ago

Essex


"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂 "

😂😂🤣🤣

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By *cecold1980Man 9 weeks ago

ashington

Ok I’m in

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West


"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂 "

I was boring and left my filters up. 😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂 "

Im fucking dying over here 🤣

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By *sStephenPickleMan 9 weeks ago

Ends


"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂

I was boring and left my filters up. 😂"

🙄

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By *estructionDollyWoman 9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂

I was boring and left my filters up. 😂"

Hey that's cheating 😜😂

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West


"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂

I was boring and left my filters up. 😂

🙄"

👍

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By *sStephenPickleMan 9 weeks ago

Ends


"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂

I was boring and left my filters up. 😂

🙄

👍"

🙂

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By *r Black 85Man 9 weeks ago

nottingham

In

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By *nsanityBohemianstyleWoman 9 weeks ago

Worsley, Manchester


"In. 🧍🏾‍♂️"

Pure evil you! I’m getting some fish related inboxing going on!

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By *orbidden eastMan 9 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

🤣 i’m in for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

I love it when a plan comes together.. hahahaha😇

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I love it when a plan comes together.. hahahaha😇"

I shall be silent. 🤫

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By *he ass man 666Man 9 weeks ago

paradise city

I’m in

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"🤣 i’m in for a laugh"
Good man!

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By *tormidaysWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *estructionDollyWoman 9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

The overwhelming consensus seems to be that men prefer Nutella to peanut butter 🤣

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By *sStephenPickleMan 9 weeks ago

Ends


"The overwhelming consensus seems to be that men prefer Nutella to peanut butter 🤣"

They’d love deez

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By *eardedguy83Man 9 weeks ago

Worcestershire

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"The overwhelming consensus seems to be that men prefer Nutella to peanut butter 🤣"

I’m howling🤣🤣

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 9 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

In for a new status

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By *cecold1980Man 9 weeks ago

ashington


"The overwhelming consensus seems to be that men prefer Nutella to peanut butter 🤣

I’m howling🤣🤣"

Nobody likes ice

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By *orbidden eastMan 9 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

Up and in the open 🤣🤣🤣

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"The overwhelming consensus seems to be that men prefer Nutella to peanut butter 🤣"

Hilarious 😂 😂

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Up and in the open 🤣🤣🤣"

Emm!! That’s cheating, you’re not allowed to give context!!

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By *tormidaysWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester

Status updated...inbox massacred

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By *exxyyDy11Man 9 weeks ago

North West

So I'm guessing everyone got the Nutella message too 😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"So I'm guessing everyone got the Nutella message too 😂"

Serial spreader 🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman 9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Next status is up 🫣

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Next status is up 🫣 "

Oh fuck!🤣🤣🤣

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By *eb51Man 9 weeks ago

kings lynn

Im in

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

I'm gonna have to do another thread holy balls. 🤣

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Next status is up 🫣 "

Mine too,I didn't know we were supposed to say -oops

🩵

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"I'm gonna have to do another thread holy balls. 🤣 "

Toot toot 💨 it’s not fair I wanna join😭😭🤣

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By *tormidaysWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester


"So I'm guessing everyone got the Nutella message too 😂"

Not Nutella 😱

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By *estructionDollyWoman 9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"I'm gonna have to do another thread holy balls. 🤣

Toot toot 💨 it’s not fair I wanna join😭😭🤣"

Its a shame but you're doing an excellent job of being a menace 😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'm gonna have to do another thread holy balls. 🤣

Toot toot 💨 it’s not fair I wanna join😭😭🤣"

Toot toot says you'll be doing it real soon 😁

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"I'm gonna have to do another thread holy balls. 🤣

Toot toot 💨 it’s not fair I wanna join😭😭🤣

Its a shame but you're doing an excellent job of being a menace 😂"

Story of my life girl😇🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman 9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Hahahahaha these are excellent

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Hahahahaha these are excellent"
I'm lord toot now.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West


"Status updated...inbox massacred"

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

I’m giggling away🤣🤣

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By *tormidaysWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester


"Status updated...inbox massacred

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name. "

Pickle is responsible for my current status as well....man is a menace🤣

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By *ilverFoxOralLoverMan 9 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

I have a dull evening ahead so I'm in

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By *tormidaysWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester

Further update.....

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By *estructionDollyWoman 9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Well I know the answer to the "would men respond to the 'fuck now?' type status updates if they came from women" now... It's a definite yes 😬

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By *ampireLoveMan 9 weeks ago

Essex

Loving some of these statuses 😂😂

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By *inxy777Woman 9 weeks ago

essex

In x

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By *tormidaysWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester


"Well I know the answer to the "would men respond to the 'fuck now?' type status updates if they came from women" now... It's a definite yes 😬"

That's not the biggest surprise I've had today 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Changed you fiend who ever you are 🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman 9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"Status updated...inbox massacred

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name. "

I've got some hotties in my inbox now thanks to him, but they think I'm after a quick shag 😅

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By *laret_jonoMan 9 weeks ago

Clitheroe

In, could be fun

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By *lessandra_BWoman 9 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

This thread is the most I've laughed in ages 🤣 Well done Toots and everyone taking part 👏 🤣

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 9 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

These are great 😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"This thread is the most I've laughed in ages 🤣 Well done Toots and everyone taking part 👏 🤣"

Well I'm resurrecting it from fab legends, but im happy to carry it on for abitm 😁

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By *ature male OldhamMan 9 weeks ago

Royton nr Oldham

I'm in... please be kind

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By *lessandra_BWoman 9 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere


"Status updated...inbox massacred

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name.

I've got some hotties in my inbox now thanks to him, but they think I'm after a quick shag 😅"

Do their usernames begin with J? 😂

(reference to Bella's 'fuckboys' thread earlier)

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe

A lot of people wanting to be longjohnsilva 😂😂

🩵

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Status updated...inbox massacred

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name.

I've got some hotties in my inbox now thanks to him, but they think I'm after a quick shag 😅

Do their usernames begin with J? 😂

(reference to Bella's 'fuckboys' thread earlier)"

I do hope not 😂😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"A lot of people wanting to be longjohnsilva 😂😂

🩵"

no one gives a toss I'm stranded in the middle of the woods 🤣

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By *exxyyDy11Man 9 weeks ago

North West


"A lot of people wanting to be longjohnsilva 😂😂

🩵"

Well I can be rough at least 😉😂😂

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Status updated...inbox massacred

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name.

I've got some hotties in my inbox now thanks to him, but they think I'm after a quick shag 😅"

😹🤣😹🤣

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"A lot of people wanting to be longjohnsilva 😂😂

🩵

Well I can be rough at least 😉😂😂"

I'm not anticipating any bother from your request 😹😹

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"A lot of people wanting to be longjohnsilva 😂😂

🩵 no one gives a toss I'm stranded in the middle of the woods 🤣 "

🌳🙈🌳

🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Anyone else want spread open and covered in sprinkles or couscous? It can be arranged..😉

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By *nsanityBohemianstyleWoman 9 weeks ago

Worsley, Manchester

Out! Out!

Everyone thinks I’m the fishmonger queen of Greater Manchester! I’m off for a scrub…

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Anyone else want spread open and covered in sprinkles or couscous? It can be arranged..😉"

Mmmm sprinkles 🤤

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By *ysteryman6998Man 9 weeks ago

essex

I’m in xx

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Out! Out!

Everyone thinks I’m the fishmonger queen of Greater Manchester! I’m off for a scrub…"

Thanks for taking part. 😁

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 9 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Looks like we're in without saying we were!! 😉

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West


"Further update....."

Bet you get someone want to be in the eye of the storm! 😂

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Thank you to my harem for their status updates. "

😘

Are we stopping??

🩵

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Further update.....

Bet you get someone want to be in the eye of the storm! 😂"

Julie escaped my menace antics due to her filters🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

😘

Are we stopping??

🩵"

No! No stops

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Looks like we're in without saying we were!! 😉"

They got me that way too 🤣🤣

🩵

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By *tormidaysWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester


"Further update.....

Bet you get someone want to be in the eye of the storm! 😂"

I love the subtle ones....."your profile caught my eye"

🤔

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By *laret_jonoMan 9 weeks ago

Clitheroe


"Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

😘

Are we stopping??

🩵"

Want a new one??

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By *tormidaysWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester


"Further update.....

Bet you get someone want to be in the eye of the storm! 😂

Julie escaped my menace antics due to her filters🤣"

She drops her knickers more often 🥰

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Okay I'll do another part to this. Why stop now 🤣

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 9 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Looks like we're in without saying we were!! 😉

They got me that way too 🤣🤣

🩵"

Glad it wasn't just us 😂

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

😘

Are we stopping??

🩵

No! No stops"

Delicious news

🩵

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West


"Further update.....

Bet you get someone want to be in the eye of the storm! 😂

Julie escaped my menace antics due to her filters🤣

She drops her knickers more often 🥰"

Accurate 💯

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

😘

Are we stopping??

🩵

Want a new one?? "

I have a queue,thank you & currently they are all a lot more tame than some people's so I am good 🤣🤣🩵

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Looks like we're in without saying we were!! 😉

They got me that way too 🤣🤣

🩵

Glad it wasn't just us 😂"

I only posted to say I wasn't doing it,too 🤣🩵

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Up Dammit 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

I’m so jealous..😭🤣

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple 9 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

New one up 🤭

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"New one up 🤭"

Hahahaha

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By *estructionDollyWoman 9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

I have one more status queued for 7.15 and then I'm out 🤣 my inbox is bad enough

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

This has cheered me right up; even if I couldn’t play🤣🤣

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By *isterMushroomMan 9 weeks ago

Warrington

In!

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By *laret_jonoMan 9 weeks ago

Clitheroe


"This has cheered me right up; even if I couldn’t play🤣🤣"

Sorry, ignore mine

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"Thank you to my harem for their status updates. "

Your current one is great.

I do hope you have no filters 🤣🤣🩵

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By *eltic-returnsCouple 9 weeks ago

Lincs

go for it

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By *dalisqueWoman 9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"This has cheered me right up; even if I couldn’t play🤣🤣"

Why cant you play??

🩵

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By *exxyyDy11Man 9 weeks ago

North West

Really wish I had kept guys blocked now. The amount of cock pics. Like I've never seen a dick before

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"This has cheered me right up; even if I couldn’t play🤣🤣"

Good!

Spreading chaos and well good vibes. 😁

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Really wish I had kept guys blocked now. The amount of cock pics. Like I've never seen a dick before "

I've had nothing, I need an evil one I think.

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By *ampireLoveMan 9 weeks ago

Essex

These are some genius statuses! 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"This has cheered me right up; even if I couldn’t play🤣🤣

Why cant you play??

🩵"

I’m in status jail, for being a horny d*unk and putting my Snapchat up like a year ago!

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By *tormidaysWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester


"Really wish I had kept guys blocked now. The amount of cock pics. Like I've never seen a dick before "

Welcome to our world 😬

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By *exxyyDy11Man 9 weeks ago

North West


"Really wish I had kept guys blocked now. The amount of cock pics. Like I've never seen a dick before

Welcome to our world 😬"

Can I direct them towards you 😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Gonna do one more thread for the day, and that will be It i think. 😁

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By *lessandra_BWoman 9 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere


"Looks like we're in without saying we were!! 😉

They got me that way too 🤣🤣

🩵"

Same...he's a bloody cheeky bugger. Notice he's gone offline now too.

Ladies...Think this might call for payback 🤔🤣🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman 9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"Really wish I had kept guys blocked now. The amount of cock pics. Like I've never seen a dick before "

Oops 🤭🤭🤭

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By *weetWithATw1stWoman 9 weeks ago

MiddleofMyStreet

Just had to comment.. some of these statuses have been brilliant. thank you for the laugh xx

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