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What do you need right now?
I'll start: a shoulder massage and for someone else to make food for me. |
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By *dinMan 5 weeks ago
Birmingham |
A cup of tea - white with one please  |
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For someone to … actually nvm
I just need the ability to turn my mind off for a bit. |
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A hard throbbing cock in my mouth but I've just made do with some toast |
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"A hard throbbing cock in my mouth but I've just made do with some toast"
 Excellent second choice. |
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A good cum and a nap, stressful week in work |
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"For someone to … actually nvm
I just need the ability to turn my mind off for a bit. "
Feel you in this one mate 😔 |
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A new desk chair,
A massage,
A girl sitting on my face :D |
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To find my mojo, and get walking my dog. |
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Some way to get rid of this pain in my left trap 😭 |
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A big hug followed by a massage. |
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By *sWyldWoman 5 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
The insurance company to call me with a decent offer for my car and for them to pay it quickly so I can buy a replacement.
I'd also really like a hug |
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To not be bored sat at work.
A sexy woman to walk through the office door, rip my clothes off, and sit on my cock would be nice.
But I guess another peppermint tea and scrolling fab forums will be closer to reality  |
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By *dinMan 5 weeks ago
Birmingham |
A shopping list as popping to the supermarket - what do you fancy for lunch?
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"A hard throbbing cock in my mouth but I've just made do with some toast
Excellent second choice."
Probably tastes better |
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"A hard throbbing cock in my mouth but I've just made do with some toast
Excellent second choice.
Probably tastes better "
Let’s be real. It doesn’t. |
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"The insurance company to call me with a decent offer for my car and for them to pay it quickly so I can buy a replacement.
I'd also really like a hug"
Sending you hugs |
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"A hard throbbing cock in my mouth but I've just made do with some toast
Excellent second choice.
Probably tastes better
Let’s be real. It doesn’t. "
Okay, cock hound 😉 |
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By *linyMan 5 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
To see my chiropractor as I always feel awesome afterwards |
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"A hard throbbing cock in my mouth but I've just made do with some toast"
You read my mind! Waiting for the toaster rn
Mrs TMN x |
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Same as always. 4 donuts, a foot massage and an orgasm 😘 |
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"A hard throbbing cock in my mouth but I've just made do with some toast
You read my mind! Waiting for the toaster rn
Mrs TMN x"
Great minds...  |
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By *talionladMan 5 weeks ago
surrey and east Yorkshire |
A blow job wouldent go a miss |
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I need a hosiery clad strict woman to keep my key . |
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Nice weekend away, enjoying company, nice food and walks in the countryside x |
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By *_welshMan 5 weeks ago
liverpool / chester |
"Same as always. 4 donuts, a foot massage and an orgasm 😘"
Ring., glazed or jammy? |
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It's been a long week and I'm currently sat in a meeting that could've been an email.
So right now I'm dreaming of a hot bath, a cold beer and a very lazy wank. 🤣😂
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Glow up better not mention giant sausages again. |
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I need someone to kiss every inch of my body over and over until I’m begging for their cock😇 |
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I need someone to kiss every inch of my body over and over until I’m begging for their cock😇
I can definitely help with that. Seems we're local too. |
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Someone who can fix my lock jaw 😩 |
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Someone to make me lunch whilst I catch up on the sleep that I didn’t get last night. Although more of the cuddles that I got yesterday would be good as well. |
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By *_welshMan 5 weeks ago
liverpool / chester |
"I need someone to kiss every inch of my body over and over until I’m begging for their cock😇"
Checking how long it’ll take me to drive 150 miles
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"Same as always. 4 donuts, a foot massage and an orgasm 😘
Ring., glazed or jammy? "
Jammy. |
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A person that can help me out of bed. Make me some soup and cwtch me whilst this debilitating period pain kicks my arse  |
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Some balsamic vinegar for my caprese salad. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 5 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
Someone else to do the housework please |
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By *_welshMan 5 weeks ago
liverpool / chester |
"Same as always. 4 donuts, a foot massage and an orgasm 😘
Ring., glazed or jammy?
Jammy. "
Oooofffff bet you can’t eat one without licking your lips! |
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To be able to finish work now and a nice long massage |
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My dick sucked whilst I watch phat ass porn |
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Just a hug from Pineapple when he gets home 🥰 |
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"Same as always. 4 donuts, a foot massage and an orgasm 😘
Ring., glazed or jammy?
Jammy.
Oooofffff bet you can’t eat one without licking your lips! "
Bet I can eat one without biting it. I have a large mouth 🤷♂️ |
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By *dalisqueWoman 5 weeks ago
land of make believe |
"The biggest cuddle 🥰 "
Sending a bear hug 🫂 🤗
🩵 |
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By *dnxyzMan 5 weeks ago
LondonX |
A nice lady to cuddle with and slowly drifts to sucking me nicely and long! |
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Someone to mow my grass and trim my bushes |
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i need my migraine to go away.
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By *ookie46Woman 5 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"The biggest cuddle 🥰
Sending a bear hug 🫂 🤗
🩵"
Gratefully received 🥰 |
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Another lady to join me watching my husband topless mowing or back garden. Bottle of wine, chilled to share |
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"Someone else to do the housework please "
Send them to ours once they're done 🙏 |
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By *olte121Man 5 weeks ago
just up the road and first left |
A good sloppy BJ
Nothing else but that. |
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This PowerPoint to present itself! |
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Is to find and eat the birthday cake which is hidden at my sister's for later this evening.
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"Same as always. 4 donuts, a foot massage and an orgasm 😘
Ring., glazed or jammy?
Jammy.
Oooofffff bet you can’t eat one without licking your lips!
Bet I can eat one without biting it. I have a large mouth 🤷♂️"
But what cums first? Doghnut, foot massage, out you? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 5 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Someone to come and finish my project, I'm sick of it. |
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An all inclusive holiday somewhere warm, with a pool, by the beach.
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By *_welshMan 5 weeks ago
liverpool / chester |
"Same as always. 4 donuts, a foot massage and an orgasm 😘
Ring., glazed or jammy?
Jammy.
Oooofffff bet you can’t eat one without licking your lips!
Bet I can eat one without biting it. I have a large mouth 🤷♂️"
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A miracle would be good right now |
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"A miracle would be good right now "
What kind of miracle would you like? |
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Aston Martin Vantage. The earlier 4.3 model around 2006. In Tungsten Silver. |
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By *igi25Woman 5 weeks ago
worcs |
Someone to cut my grass, my lawnmower has given up ☹️ |
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Work is over and I am about to get my two-wheeled fix by heading to the coast for an ice-cream....its not a bad reality to be honest.
But what I really need, is a sexy woman, sat over me smothering my face  |
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Someone to pick a hotel for me! |
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Someone to work my 12hr night shift tonight pretty please 🥺😥😭 |
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Shoulder massage, blow job, game of chess. |
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By *eliWoman 5 weeks ago
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I'm not sure there's anything I need as such. Maybe someone to organise my calendar. And an iced tiramisu latte but I'll survive.  |
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After a busy morning shifting furniture from one bedroom to another and gardening, a massage would be lovely |
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Someone to fan me. The white noise of the electric ones bothers me too much and I cannot be bothered to fan myself manually 💜 |
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By *fffunCouple 5 weeks ago
Somewhere just outside London |
A full body massage would be good for all my aches |
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By *avexxMan 5 weeks ago
cheshire |
this old bod needs a massage |
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Ability to turn my mind off ( after losing my mum end of March)
About 60 hours sleep
And some fun
( probally in that order ) |
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By *mily36CWoman 5 weeks ago
... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
Carrot cake  with deep thick buttercream frosting  |
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Any biscuit except Jaffa cakes |
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A deep tissue massage. I need folded in half like a pretzel and then stamped all over by a petite Thai woman. |
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By *WANDTGCouple 5 weeks ago
Borough of Greenwich |
A power nap, today has been draining . |
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A nice date in a beer garden, sipping a cold glass of fizz |
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By *adgeyMan 5 weeks ago
Bingley |
"What do you need right now?
I'll start: a shoulder massage and for someone else to make food for me. "
I need you sat on my face |
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A paid holiday.
Not had a holiday for about 7 years.
All inclusive with kids entertainment so that we can relax with a mocktail |
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"What do you need right now?
I'll start: a shoulder massage and for someone else to make food for me.
I need you sat on my face"
😂 wasn't expecting that |
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By *adgeyMan 5 weeks ago
Bingley |
"What do you need right now?
I'll start: a shoulder massage and for someone else to make food for me.
I need you sat on my face
😂 wasn't expecting that"
Just saying what I was thinking ha |
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He’s what you want.
I’m what you need.
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By *mily36CWoman 5 weeks ago
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He’s what you want.
I’m what you need.
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Ah yes, need and want are 2 very different things, no? |
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I'm having a bowl full of potato wedges for dinner. This is why I need someone else to make me food 😂 |
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By *edSirenWoman 5 weeks ago
magic mountain |
Already got - pizza and couch cuddles from the pooch 😌 |
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I needed a beer. Now I have a beer. This ‘happiness’ thing’s dead easy. |
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"I'm having a bowl full of potato wedges for dinner. This is why I need someone else to make me food 😂"
I put them in the air fryer and turned on the wrong shelf. So I still have frozen potato wedges 😭 |
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Head massage and a couple of paracetamol |
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I need a good deep tissue massage and an early night. This week is really catching up with me physically. Will settle for the early night |
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A shower after the gym but cba moving from the garden to the bathroom.... |
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A head between my thighs and a point of Guiness … |
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"I'm having a bowl full of potato wedges for dinner. This is why I need someone else to make me food 😂
I put them in the air fryer and turned on the wrong shelf. So I still have frozen potato wedges 😭"
Show them your profile pics .. they will soon heat up .. |
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"I'm having a bowl full of potato wedges for dinner. This is why I need someone else to make me food 😂
I put them in the air fryer and turned on the wrong shelf. So I still have frozen potato wedges 😭"
Oh no.. that's something I would do, can burn water me 🙄 |
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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago
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Trust.
But I'll settle for a steak. |
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"I'm having a bowl full of potato wedges for dinner. This is why I need someone else to make me food 😂
I put them in the air fryer and turned on the wrong shelf. So I still have frozen potato wedges 😭
Show them your profile pics .. they will soon heat up .. "
😬🤦🏽♀️ |
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"What do you need right now?
I'll start: a shoulder massage and for someone else to make food for me. "
I need to relinquish responsibility for everyone and everything for the rest of the evening. That would be heaven. |
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A nice hot uninterrupted bath candles the works just nice chill out...
Oh and a damn good fucking...
but sadly will get neither anytime soon haha... |
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A good fucking by a couple of guys. |
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A pussy I can eat and fuck almost daily |
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Aw I love it when an old thread of mine reappears. I need a good railing right now. |
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An extra day in the week; we could call it 'Fabday'. After Friday so you get the weekend vibes, before Satuday so you've got the whole weekend still. |
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The sun to come back out.
We are all naked around the pool in Vera Playa.
Absolutely bliss. |
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"A hard throbbing cock in my mouth but I've just made do with some toast"
How do you have it? The toast that is 😉 |
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Someone to actually commit to a social meet that be all fart and no poo.
Time wasters have been the bain of my existance since joining. |
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"A power nap "
Yeah that would be lovely |
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"A power nap
Yeah that would be lovely "
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By *ookie46Woman 3 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
Another ice cream cone |
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A cuddle and someone to play with/stroke my hair |
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I need my brand new back tattoo to heal and not feel like sunburn and a siesta
👸🏼 |
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By *hortieWoman 3 weeks ago
Northampton |
A damn good hard fucking. Doggy. Please include some name calling.
Actually, no. Bent over the dining room table, please.
Ta. |
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"A cuddle and someone to play with/stroke my hair "
That's just the bestist thing in the world.... EVER!!
♥️ |
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"A damn good hard fucking. Doggy. Please include some name calling.
Actually, no. Bent over the dining room table, please.
Ta."
Bent over. Can’t you get on top? |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Have you a daughter. I blocked and deleted but on consideration I should have reported that extremely creepy question.
T.
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A Swedish massage would be nice |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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In 2020 I had a Turkish massage and i have thought about it ever since |
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"Have you a daughter. I blocked and deleted but on consideration I should have reported that extremely creepy question.
T.
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Yeah that's weird |
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For someone to finish my husband's work so he can come home and then we can get away camping for the weekend.
.... oh and someone to pack our stuff please.
Mrs |
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"A power nap
Yeah that would be lovely "
Instead another two hours of work :s |
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By *arolTVTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Norwich |
The key to my chasity cage, hopefully here in a couple of hours. |
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To lay on someone's naked chest, whilst they play with my hair or stroke my back. Chatting, laughing and flirting that leads to some rather great sex! |
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"In 2020 I had a Turkish massage and i have thought about it ever since "
Never had one but i could definitely do with a good massage. |
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By *hortieWoman 3 weeks ago
Northampton |
"A damn good hard fucking. Doggy. Please include some name calling.
Actually, no. Bent over the dining room table, please.
Ta.
Bent over. Can’t you get on top?"
No. It's my knees.... |
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"To lay on someone's naked chest, whilst they play with my hair or stroke my back. Chatting, laughing and flirting that leads to some rather great sex! "
This would be bliss.
Although right now, I’d settle just for the chatting, laughing and flirting. |
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An ice cream, and all the awsers to all the questions please |
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"A damn good hard fucking. Doggy. Please include some name calling.
Actually, no. Bent over the dining room table, please.
Ta."
Got an 8 foot granite countertop you could lie on.
The feeling of cold stone on you skin would be nice I'm sure. |
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Aircon and a couple of bottles of wine lol |
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By *olte121Man 3 weeks ago
just up the road and first left |
8 hours of uninterrupted sleep |
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"8 hours of uninterrupted sleep"
That’s not a bad call … but if salma Hayek wanted to disturb me .. I probably won’t argue .. |
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I hugged a crying stranger today, in the hospital, and had to leave when I was called to my appointment. When I came out she wasn’t there. I’d like to know she’s ok |
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"What do you need right now?
I'll start: a shoulder massage and for someone else to make food for me. "
Somebody to look after my snail...then I'm made for life. |
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"I hugged a crying stranger today, in the hospital, and had to leave when I was called to my appointment. When I came out she wasn’t there. I’d like to know she’s ok"
Your compassion does you credit |
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Five hundred quid by Monday would be great |
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"Five hundred quid by Monday would be great "
Bank details xx |
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Some instant pain relief from the bursitis in my shoulder .. |
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Someone to kiss me on the forehead and tell me I’m silly |
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"Someone to kiss me on the forehead and tell me I’m silly "
I can provide the silly part only my friend …
You are silly .. |
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I need intimacy and a hunger for passion. |
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A massage and a good 8 hours + sleep 🍭 |
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100% a good sleep, been a long week |
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"A massage and a good 8 hours + sleep 🍭"
8 hour massage, wow that is hard to find. |
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Back/Head massage, back scratches and a good night's sleep |
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"A job as a maid "
You're hired. I put on my special alan sugar voice for that. |
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A good night's sleep for once would do nice. |
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Tea. Toast & marmalade.
And about 24 hours peaceful uninterrupted sleep |
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He’s what you want.
I’m what you need.
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Listening again |
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Ideally my face fucked and soaked by a lady.
Failing that, sleep lol |
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I need to be fancied.
That sounds fun. |
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"A hard throbbing cock in my mouth but I've just made do with some toast"
oh go on then if I must xxx
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