Wether I prefer the blonde or her brunette mate who are sat together at the next table to me outside a coffee shop... Both are very cute... it’s nice to fantasise....

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By *estructionDollyWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester

"I wish it was last Wednesday again

Ah. You thought deep as in balls deep. "

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By *r Black 85Man 3 weeks ago

nottingham

"Wednesday 11th June"

Am I enough?

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By *egnMaxCouple 3 weeks ago

Nottingham

What did the person who invented the drawing board go back to when they got it wrong?

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By *reachersdaughterWoman 3 weeks ago

Someplace

How fast things can change

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By *om and JennieCouple 3 weeks ago

Chams or Socials

What order to do the loads of washing in

J x

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By *isskxxyvWoman 3 weeks ago

Reading

We’re knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re eating me out, is it casual now?

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By *ansoffateMan 3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

You are the traffic jam.

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 3 weeks ago

Reading

If I know that I'm faking happiness, is it actually faking it?

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By *ubadubdubWoman 3 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"Wednesday 11th June"

I'm fucking 50 !!!

Mind-blowing thought of the day

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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago

west midlands

Shall I wear pink socks or grey.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 3 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Was that poop the GOAT or will there be a better one.

IYKYK 😘

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Chichester

Will the 120 mile drive home today be long heavy traffic

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man 3 weeks ago

Ends

"Wednesday 11th June

I'm fucking 50 !!!

Mind-blowing thought of the day"
50 today?

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man 3 weeks ago

Ends

"I wish it was last Wednesday again

Ah. You thought deep as in balls deep.

Let’s do it again.

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man 3 weeks ago

Ends

"If I know that I'm faking happiness, is it actually faking it?"

Depends on who you’re trying to fake it for and who you’re trying to convince

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By *exyInLatinMan 3 weeks ago

Warsop

If a tree falls in the woods but there is no one to hear it does it make a sound?

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man 3 weeks ago

Ends

"If a tree falls in the woods but there is no one to hear it does it make a sound? "

If I have a wank and nobody is around, did I have a wank?

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By *exyInLatinMan 3 weeks ago

Warsop

"If a tree falls in the woods but there is no one to hear it does it make a sound?

If I have a wank and nobody is around, did I have a wank?"

I mean you’d be around surely?

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By *ad NannaWoman 3 weeks ago

East London

How will we change a pump on a washing machine.

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By *ral Services LtdMan 3 weeks ago

Manchester

I’ve never wanted to be a pickle so much in my life.

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By *lubchuckerMan 3 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Why do holiday firms charge virtually the same price for one person to go on holiday as for 2 and why is there availability for 2 persons but as if by magic there's no availability for a single traveller going on the same holiday 😡

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

"How will we change a pump on a washing machine. "

Beware. If you stick your head in it HotNotts will try to fuck you out of it!!😁

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 3 weeks ago

South Wales

Do I take my poorly cat back to the vet’s for the third time or give it another day to see if the meds work……xx

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 3 weeks ago

North West

Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy?!

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 3 weeks ago

Norwich

What are we going to do when artificial general intelligence becomes ubiquitous?

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By *ansoffateMan 3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"How will we change a pump on a washing machine. "

Unplug, drain into a bucket or outside if you can, tilt for access, take a pic of the wiring just in case, replace, put it back down. plug it in, put it on rinse to check.

9/10 It's just got something wrapped around the shaft, e.g elastic hair band. Or a coin or hair slide blocking it.

My daughter did it herself last time, diamond that she is.

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

How much plastic in the Mariana Trench

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By *cottish guy 555Man 3 weeks ago

London

What's the point in my life?

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By *entlemanG8orgeMan 3 weeks ago

nearby

Missionary or cowgirl

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By *oeBeansMan 3 weeks ago

Derby

How to let go of bitterness or resentment 😂

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man 3 weeks ago

Ends

"How to let go of bitterness or resentment 😂"

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By *b750Couple 3 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Cheese and onion or plain

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By *sStephenPickle OP Man 3 weeks ago

Ends

Shall I message her or not

Shall I rock a moustache or not

Could I love anyone or anything more than my daughter?

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By *tr8MrEMan 3 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Cheese and onion or plain "

Prawn cocktail everytime

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By *hickthighs25Woman 3 weeks ago

Stockton

Should i play or not 🤷‍♀️

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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago

west midlands

"Shall I message her or not

Shall I rock a moustache or not

Could I love anyone or anything more than my daughter? "

Maybe.

No.

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 3 weeks ago

Reading

Should I go to bed or stay and chat on here?

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Ilkeston

That we cut down bird houses to make new birdhouses

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By *ermite12ukMan 3 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Whether Marianna's Trench goes as far as her abyss.

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By *emonochromeMan 3 weeks ago

Watford

About 6ft

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 3 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

What to have for lunch. They had no noodles at the salad bar but didn't fancy a sammich meal deal.....I went for the sammich, lucozade and cheese dippers

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By *heoPalsnakeMan 3 weeks ago

Thirsk

I had a thought that farmers take tractors on A and B roads at scheduled times to play a giant game of snake.

They drive for an allotted time before pulling into lay-bys to allow traffic to pass and count their totals.

I assume the prize is a ploughman's at the nearest cafe or something. 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

How much I like garlic bread.

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By *eviewerMan 3 weeks ago

Louth