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By *odgerMoore OP Man 4 weeks ago
Rummage Up The Jumper |
"I haven't brushed my teeth yet. Do I win? where did you have them last? Have you checked down the back of the couch? Xx 
I put them under my pillow but the tooth fairy is a tight fisted bitch  "
All i got from that is someone fisted the tooth fairy??? Do i need a time out?  |
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"It’s rarer to see people under 30 on Fab "
85% of the messages I get are from randy puppies in the 20-29 age range… somehow they believe the “Fuck an ugly old hag tonight” “Lots of lonely grannies hungry for your cock” banners that appear on porn sites and they *genuinely* think it’s going to be that easy… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have so much fun bursting their bubbles… 🥲🥲🤣🤣
Couple of gems around, don’t get me wrong! As that is my preferred age range  but have to sort through a lot of chaff… |
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By *odgerMoore OP Man 4 weeks ago
Rummage Up The Jumper |
"It’s rarer to see people under 30 on Fab
85% of the messages I get are from randy puppies in the 20-29 age range… somehow they believe the “Fuck an ugly old hag tonight” “Lots of lonely grannies hungry for your cock” banners that appear on porn sites and they *genuinely* think it’s going to be that easy… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have so much fun bursting their bubbles… 🥲🥲🤣🤣
Couple of gems around, don’t get me wrong! As that is my preferred age range but have to sort through a lot of chaff… "
The problem is porn is their terms of reference for relationships - so they don’t understand when occasionally someone says no x |
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"46 and starting to feel like a washed up like an old crone 😳
Do you have a carrot for a nose and cats?? Think you may have a few good years left xx"
🤣😂🤣 warts on my face with hairs coming out too |
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By *odgerMoore OP Man 4 weeks ago
Rummage Up The Jumper |
"46 and starting to feel like a washed up like an old crone 😳
Do you have a carrot for a nose and cats?? Think you may have a few good years left xx
🤣😂🤣 warts on my face with hairs coming out too "
oooh you total tease xx i may need a minute now…
Cleanup in aisle 1!!! |
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"I haven't brushed my teeth yet. Do I win? where did you have them last? Have you checked down the back of the couch? Xx
I put them under my pillow but the tooth fairy is a tight fisted bitch "
Ooooo. Gizza gummy.  |
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"I prefer the term spinster thank you very much!
Do you need to own cats to be a spinster??"
According to Cambridge English Dictionary....
"English
spinster
noun old-fashioned
a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry"
Don't need cats |
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By *odgerMoore OP Man 4 weeks ago
Rummage Up The Jumper |
"Thirty is the cut off point? Darn it. 
As we all know, all bodies are exactly the same, all people think and respond the same. Guess that makes me an old munter.  "
I think that was the reason that inspired this thread you gorgeous woman xx |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
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"I prefer the term spinster thank you very much!
Do you need to own cats to be a spinster??
According to Cambridge English Dictionary....
"English
spinster
noun old-fashioned
a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry"
Don't need cats "
Well I live with someone but we are never going to get married so I'll take it, spinster sounds better than munter  |
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"Shouldn't we all just go ahead and get in the bin?
Might be a slightly more dignified way of ending things? 
Everyone knows to leave their dignity and self respect at the door on my threads "
Ah yes, I should have seen the sign above the door, apologies.
But seeing as how we're all here now, sat in the gross, stinky Bin For The Aged, we can keep each other company!
Biscuit anyone?  |
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"Shouldn't we all just go ahead and get in the bin?
Might be a slightly more dignified way of ending things?
Everyone knows to leave their dignity and self respect at the door on my threads
Ah yes, I should have seen the sign above the door, apologies.
But seeing as how we're all here now, sat in the gross, stinky Bin For The Aged, we can keep each other company!
Biscuit anyone? "
We're the raggy dolls. I'll be sad sack 🤓 |
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"I'm taking myself off this thread now. I've brushed both my teeth and my hair
Now just to shave my chin....
Do you think you could not do that whilst I lick your pussy.
Chunky!!!! 🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Every time you jerk, your thighs tense up and my ears get a bashing.  |
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"Well I’m glad it made you lol it’s disgusting behaviour from anyone so spin on that 🖕🏻
Are you just shouting at yourself? no the person who messaged me about it will know it was meant for him "
see to forum post "Old Munters" jeez i thought you were being funny - if you were being serious then he needs neutering in case he reproduces xxx he’s trying to apologise now |
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By *odgerMoore OP Man 4 weeks ago
Rummage Up The Jumper |
"I found my people. I've found my vibe
***narrows eyes***
That sounds suspiciously like a positive sentiment.
We don't do that here.  "
My threads are always positive - we’re just not sure what we’re positive about… |
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