Not by myself. Did with an ex partner, not necessarily in relation to sex though, usually just silly scenarios. When he was coooking dinner once I shoved a ginger root up his bum just to see what would happen.
It's pretty tingly. |
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"  Tried cucumber, all of a 10 inch one,courgette - scary,as it slipped inside and I had to 'shit' it out..green banana, carrot, and that's just for starters.. "
There are easier ways to prepare a salad. |
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" Tried cucumber, all of a 10 inch one,courgette - scary,as it slipped inside and I had to 'shit' it out..green banana, carrot, and that's just for starters..
There are easier ways to prepare a salad."
Lol! These jokes are why I love it here. I've been eating salad all week but I've graduated to toys for the bottom part of my body.
I'm going to Cap Dagde without my toys because I hate packing....so might have to improvise with some French Fruit and veg....they do have a wider variety than the average British supermarket. |
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" Tried cucumber, all of a 10 inch one,courgette - scary,as it slipped inside and I had to 'shit' it out..green banana, carrot, and that's just for starters..
There are easier ways to prepare a salad.
Lol! These jokes are why I love it here. I've been eating salad all week but I've graduated to toys for the bottom part of my body.
I'm going to Cap Dagde without my toys because I hate packing....so might have to improvise with some French Fruit and veg....they do have a wider variety than the average British supermarket."
Saves awkward silences during the airport baggage scan, I guess. Just make sure you wash them thoroughly! |
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"There seems to be more and more photos involving food...
Who's tried it and who plays regularly with it?
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is this the new sky remote?"
Yes, seems to be! |
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Had a very horny girlfriend. I put grapes and blueberries in her pussy lips and covered them with yoghurt. I the licked her out sucking the fruit then kissed her, I poured yoghurt on my cock and she sucked it clean. We then fucked and ended up kissing covered in yoghurt, very horny, needed a bath but that's another story. |
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