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What do I look like I do for a living
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"Mafia boss." Love this | |||
"Estate Agent?" I get it but no | |||
"Personal stylist " Now that's a career I could get behind | |||
"Optician xx" I have friends who are x | |||
"Accountant" I am good with numbers but no | |||
"Baliff. " oh god no | |||
"Restaurant manager" Nope | |||
"Clothing line model" New face of George | |||
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"Chief burger flipper at McCyD's." call me chef excellence | |||
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"Dom Joly impersonator?" not on my patch, never | |||
"Could do with a laugh, let's see what you think." Block Paver | |||
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"Frontman for an indie band but both parents names are blue on wikipedia." Ah you'd catch me as the guitarist, can't sing to save my life | |||
"Could do with a laugh, let's see what you think. Block Paver" Not for me | |||
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"You look like you work in HMV 🤷🏻♀️" Receptionist | |||
"You look like you work in HMV 🤷🏻♀️" Never worked in retail to be honest but I get it | |||
"Taxidermist." Interesting | |||
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"You look like you work in HMV 🤷🏻♀️ Receptionist " I'd get bored | |||
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"Cake tester" That's the dream | |||
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"Mortgage advisor " Closest anyone's been! | |||
"Call centre " Incorrect | |||
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"Shopping center manager " seems like too much of a ball ache | |||
"Mortgage advisor Closest anyone's been!" Banker | |||
"Mortgage advisor Closest anyone's been! Banker" Incorrect I'm afraid | |||
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"Manager of a department store" policeman | |||
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"Your profile says you’re a bit of a nerd so I’ll go for librarian "I wouldn't mind that to be fair | |||
"Manager of a department store policeman" not me although I do have handcuffs | |||
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"You work in a building society. " I do not | |||
"You're a professional seat warmer for Santa . . . . ?" I keep hold of the naughty list | |||
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"Spy for MI5 ...you can't admit it I know, so even when you say I'm wrong, I might not be! 🤔 " Expect a knock at your door | |||
"Dentist " Not me | |||
"Lingerie model " For Poundland obviously | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 09/07/25 14:22:39]" Shhh, or we'll have to hide the earl grey | |||
"Mortgage advisor Closest anyone's been!" Ooooooh 👀👀👀 | |||
"[Removed by poster at 09/07/25 14:22:39] Shhh, or we'll have to hide the earl grey " Assassin | |||
"[Removed by poster at 09/07/25 14:22:39] Shhh, or we'll have to hide the earl grey Assassin" The above person never existed therefore, no need for an assassination | |||
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"Very likely a corporate role " David Mccallum’s stunt double in the Invisible Man. | |||
"Very likely a corporate role David Mccallum’s stunt double in the Invisible Man. " Davie65 - karate instructor | |||
"Very likely a corporate role David Mccallum’s stunt double in the Invisible Man. Davie65 - karate instructor " Eye glass model. Is that Hi Karate or the naked version of the martial art?  | |||
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"You make sex toys (dildos) "All shaped on myself of course 😉 | |||
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"You make sex toys (dildos)
All shaped on myself of course 😉"ohhhh | |||
"You make sex toys (dildos)
All shaped on myself of course 😉 ohhhh "Also never had a refund requested, 100% satisfaction guaranteed | |||
"Could do with a laugh, let's see what you think." Fairy that goes on top of the Christmas tree  | |||
"Could do with a laugh, let's see what you think. Fairy that goes on top of the Christmas tree "You got me | |||
"You make sex toys (dildos)
All shaped on myself of course 😉 ohhhh
Also never had a refund requested, 100% satisfaction guaranteed "I’m tempted to order one hmmm 😂 | |||
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"PPI cold caller Mrs" A Krankies tribute act. | |||
"You make sex toys (dildos)
All shaped on myself of course 😉 ohhhh
Also never had a refund requested, 100% satisfaction guaranteed I’m tempted to order one hmmm 😂"Feel free to message, find out about the try before you buy option 😉😂 | |||
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"Stand up comedian " To be fair I've done a few comedy clubs | |||
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"Surveyor of some sort. You carry a laptop around with you I'm sure of it! " I do when I have to leave the office but not a surveyor | |||
"I’m going to say Computer Science teacher. Or maybe IT. Not a dev but maybe something more customer facing . " I'm a qualified it technician but I don't do it for a job though | |||
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"Do you work in pensions?" Not pensions no | |||
"PPI cold caller Mrs A Krankies tribute act. " It's guessing the OP's job, not ours 🤣🤣🤣 Mrs | |||
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"PPI cold caller Mrs A Krankies tribute act. It's guessing the OP's job, not ours 🤣🤣🤣 Mrs" Doh. He might have a wingwoman tbf. 🤭 | |||
"Lollipop man ? " Only stick I play with is mine | |||
"A Wizard of Hogwarts "well I have been told that I'm magical 😅 | |||
"PPI cold caller Mrs A Krankies tribute act. It's guessing the OP's job, not ours 🤣🤣🤣 Mrs Doh. He might have a wingwoman tbf. 🤭" Still looking for one | |||
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"Are you Banksy?" Now that would be telling | |||
"Sperm donor" I have done it before | |||
"Work in marketing or PR" Used to | |||
"Are you Banksy?" I'm more like Wanksy | |||
"Work in marketing or PR Used to" Look like PA for the gay CEO | |||
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"A Wizard of Hogwarts well I have been told that I'm magical 😅"You're a Wizard 'Arry | |||
"A Wizard of Hogwarts well I have been told that I'm magical 😅
You're a Wizard 'Arry "Chief sarcasm officer 🤣 | |||
"A Wizard of Hogwarts well I have been told that I'm magical 😅
You're a Wizard 'Arry
Chief sarcasm officer 🤣"Plumber | |||
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"A Wizard of Hogwarts well I have been told that I'm magical 😅
You're a Wizard 'Arry
Chief sarcasm officer 🤣
Plumber "Sort your pipes out love…. | |||
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"Very likely a corporate role David Mccallum’s stunt double in the Invisible Man. Davie65 - karate instructor Eye glass model. Is that Hi Karate or the naked version of the martial art? "😂 😂 😂 | |||
"Very likely a corporate role David Mccallum’s stunt double in the Invisible Man. Davie65 - karate instructor Eye glass model. Is that Hi Karate or the naked version of the martial art?
😂 😂 😂 "Perfume counter assistant | |||
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"Business account manager at HSBC." Deep undercover cop | |||
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"So has anyone got it yet? Can't handle this anymore ha!" Apparently the answer is in the thread, but we're still waiting for confirmation. We heard he changed jobs since the start of the thread! | |||
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"So has anyone got it yet? Can't handle this anymore ha! Apparently the answer is in the thread, but we're still waiting for confirmation. We heard he changed jobs since the start of the thread!" Are we ready for the answer? | |||
"Who cares." I care. I really care. | |||
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"AND THE ANSWER IS.... Financial Advisor - wish it was more exciting " Hmm... ok. No-one will ever guess what I do... 
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"AND THE ANSWER IS.... Financial Advisor - wish it was more exciting Hmm... ok. No-one will ever guess what I do...
"Opera singer ? Plumber ? Head of global tax ? | |||
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"AND THE ANSWER IS.... Financial Advisor - wish it was more exciting Hmm... ok. No-one will ever guess what I do...
Opera singer ? Plumber ? Head of global tax ? "How did you guess? | |||
"AND THE ANSWER IS.... Financial Advisor - wish it was more exciting Hmm... ok. No-one will ever guess what I do...
Opera singer ? Plumber ? Head of global tax ?
How did you guess?
"an ornithologist | |||
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"Maybe a teacher " air traffic controller | |||
"Maybe a teacher air traffic controller" Manager of a ball bearing factory. | |||
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"Animal Husbandry or a Fluffer at a stud farm?? "International man of mystery | |||
"Animal Husbandry or a Fluffer at a stud farm??
International man of mystery"Naughty Nurse | |||
"Animal Husbandry or a Fluffer at a stud farm??
International man of mystery
Naughty Nurse"Dont be so ridiculous 👀👀👀👀👀 | |||
"Animal Husbandry or a Fluffer at a stud farm??
International man of mystery
Naughty Nurse
Dont be so ridiculous 👀👀👀👀👀"Good nurse | |||
"Animal Husbandry or a Fluffer at a stud farm??
International man of mystery
Naughty Nurse
Dont be so ridiculous 👀👀👀👀👀
Good nurse"🤫🤫🤫🤫 | |||
"Animal Husbandry or a Fluffer at a stud farm??
International man of mystery
Naughty Nurse
Dont be so ridiculous 👀👀👀👀👀
Good nurse
🤫🤫🤫🤫"MI5 agent | |||
"Animal Husbandry or a Fluffer at a stud farm??
International man of mystery
Naughty Nurse
Dont be so ridiculous 👀👀👀👀👀
Good nurse
🤫🤫🤫🤫
MI5 agent "Your not meant to tell anyone | |||
"Animal Husbandry or a Fluffer at a stud farm??
International man of mystery
Naughty Nurse
Dont be so ridiculous 👀👀👀👀👀
Good nurse
🤫🤫🤫🤫
MI5 agent
Your not meant to tell anyone "Owner of a Donut shop. | |||
"Animal Husbandry or a Fluffer at a stud farm??
International man of mystery
Naughty Nurse
Dont be so ridiculous 👀👀👀👀👀
Good nurse
🤫🤫🤫🤫
MI5 agent
Your not meant to tell anyone
Owner of a Donut shop. "Race horse trainer | |||
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"Surveillance officer " builder | |||
