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By *vaRoseWoman 6 days ago
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Personally I’m looking forward to my 50’s in comfy apple catchers and those baggy knee high tights socks. Why would I bother with lace or satin when I can have full coverage and questionable support?
I shall embrace the cosy grandma look and smell faintly of sprouts and sherry
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"Personally I’m looking forward to my 50’s in comfy apple catchers and those baggy knee high tights socks. Why would I bother with lace or satin when I can have full coverage and questionable support?
I shall embrace the cosy grandma look and smell faintly of sprouts and sherry
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🤣🤣🤣I’ve asked her to buy more thongs as I’m not a fan of the larger type  |
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By *vaRoseWoman 6 days ago
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"EvaRose - I am concerned your knees will be exposed"
Gosh you’re right. I better get some proper bloomers too! I’m going to crochet those lovely little blankets to deal with any draughty conditions |
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"Personally I’m looking forward to my 50’s in comfy apple catchers and those baggy knee high tights socks. Why would I bother with lace or satin when I can have full coverage and questionable support?
I shall embrace the cosy grandma look and smell faintly of sprouts and sherry
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They send you a little kit when you get to 50. It has a bag of mothballs, sprout and sherry scen and a complimentary tartan rug and them little doilies that go on your furniture |
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By *vaRoseWoman 6 days ago
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"Personally I’m looking forward to my 50’s in comfy apple catchers and those baggy knee high tights socks. Why would I bother with lace or satin when I can have full coverage and questionable support?
I shall embrace the cosy grandma look and smell faintly of sprouts and sherry
🤣🤣🤣I’ve asked her to buy more thongs as I’m not a fan of the larger type "
For daily wear? Are you insane? Those things will try to slice off a flap every time she sits down too quickly
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By *vaRoseWoman 6 days ago
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"Personally I’m looking forward to my 50’s in comfy apple catchers and those baggy knee high tights socks. Why would I bother with lace or satin when I can have full coverage and questionable support?
I shall embrace the cosy grandma look and smell faintly of sprouts and sherry
They send you a little kit when you get to 50. It has a bag of mothballs, sprout and sherry scen and a complimentary tartan rug and them little doilies that go on your furniture "
Does it come with a knitting pattern for the barbie toilet roll covers? I’ve always wanted one of those |
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They send you a little kit when you get to 50. It has a bag of mothballs, sprout and sherry scen and a complimentary tartan rug and them little doilies that go on your furniture "
I got my kit nine years ago. I thought the little doilies were incontinence pads. |
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"Personally I’m looking forward to my 50’s in comfy apple catchers and those baggy knee high tights socks. Why would I bother with lace or satin when I can have full coverage and questionable support?
I shall embrace the cosy grandma look and smell faintly of sprouts and sherry
They send you a little kit when you get to 50. It has a bag of mothballs, sprout and sherry scen and a complimentary tartan rug and them little doilies that go on your furniture
Does it come with a knitting pattern for the barbie toilet roll covers? I’ve always wanted one of those "
Yes it does but be warned, you'll get addicted to them....And you will be invaded by cats, the cats will know when you turn 50 and you'll have a herd on your doorstep.
Wait until you start knitting them little jumpers, that's when shit gets real  |
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They send you a little kit when you get to 50. It has a bag of mothballs, sprout and sherry scen and a complimentary tartan rug and them little doilies that go on your furniture
I got my kit nine years ago. I thought the little doilies were incontinence pads."
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By *vaRoseWoman 6 days ago
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"Personally I’m looking forward to my 50’s in comfy apple catchers and those baggy knee high tights socks. Why would I bother with lace or satin when I can have full coverage and questionable support?
I shall embrace the cosy grandma look and smell faintly of sprouts and sherry
They send you a little kit when you get to 50. It has a bag of mothballs, sprout and sherry scen and a complimentary tartan rug and them little doilies that go on your furniture
Does it come with a knitting pattern for the barbie toilet roll covers? I’ve always wanted one of those
Yes it does but be warned, you'll get addicted to them....And you will be invaded by cats, the cats will know when you turn 50 and you'll have a herd on your doorstep.
Wait until you start knitting them little jumpers, that's when shit gets real "
Oooh I will be entering my pussy magnet era! |
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