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With all the hot weather, showers are a relief. Today I was thinking, I wonder if everyone has a set routine. For example, do you start up top and work down. Or do you wash twice, starting at opposite ends? Goooooo |
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By *ete hMan 4 days ago
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I always wash my hair first, then apply shower gel to a sponge, work it into a foamy lather and start with my face, then my front, then my back, then arms, then genitalia/bum, then legs and feet and finish with an extra hair wash |
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Head and what little hair I have. After that turn the shower off and exfoliate sponge down my whole body with shower gel.
Turn the shower back on and rinse off, then do head again.
If I shave I have a shave in the shower as there's a mirror in there and the bristles are soft by then. |
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I stand her in the, I start with her back working down to her bum. Bend her over and clean her hole with my fingers. Whilst there I like to slip my cock inside for a few moments. Then soap down her legs. Turn her around. Starting at her shoulders, her arms, her pits. Use a scrungy on her boobs watching her nipples react. Down her tummy and between her legs. Soap her pussy and clean using my fingers, I slip inside using a come hither motion, making her cum hard. Now her legs have gone. I support her from the shower. Shower play is so sensual, it should be law. |
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"I stand her in the, I start with her back working down to her bum. Bend her over and clean her hole with my fingers. Whilst there I like to slip my cock inside for a few moments. Then soap down her legs. Turn her around. Starting at her shoulders, her arms, her pits. Use a scrungy on her boobs watching her nipples react. Down her tummy and between her legs. Soap her pussy and clean using my fingers, I slip inside using a come hither motion, making her cum hard. Now her legs have gone. I support her from the shower. Shower play is so sensual, it should be law. "
Somehow you have turned this into something sexual 😆😆😆😆😘 |
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"I stand her in the, I start with her back working down to her bum. Bend her over and clean her hole with my fingers. Whilst there I like to slip my cock inside for a few moments. Then soap down her legs. Turn her around. Starting at her shoulders, her arms, her pits. Use a scrungy on her boobs watching her nipples react. Down her tummy and between her legs. Soap her pussy and clean using my fingers, I slip inside using a come hither motion, making her cum hard. Now her legs have gone. I support her from the shower. Shower play is so sensual, it should be law.
Somehow you have turned this into something sexual 😆😆😆😆😘"
We shower together. So this is perfectly normal for us. Our routine is very sexual. |
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"Start at the top, work my way down but leave cock, balls, arse and pits until last.
“The detailed approach”
5 minute shower and 3.5 minutes spent on the cock, balls, arse and pits."
I read that maximum time to save water would be 4 minutes |
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"If it's a shampoo day, then that first.
Upper front, legs, arms, upper back, face. That's my order - not based on anything but habit."
Face is last to avoid soap in my eyes, so there's a reason for that at least. |
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"If it's a shampoo day, then that first.
Upper front, legs, arms, upper back, face. That's my order - not based on anything but habit."
This should be called “north, south, east, west, back and face technique” |
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol
Another “top down” example
Do we need to change your name again 🚿"
Hahaha, come on, as I said last time, open to suggestions… 😊😘 |
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol
Another “top down” example
Do we need to change your name again 🚿
Hahaha, come on, as I said last time, open to suggestions… 😊😘"
You wanna change mine? 🤣 |
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol
Another “top down” example
Do we need to change your name again 🚿
Hahaha, come on, as I said last time, open to suggestions… 😊😘
You wanna change mine? 🤣"
I’m pretty liberal, but think the community might need to be consulted, otherwise I could end up going to court for my sins for changing a name that brings so much joy!
But “Blushing Bapwasher” does have a ring to it. Or “Blushing CockHunter”… needs careful consideration, might need a few rounds of consultation…. |
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"Strictly bottom up, then a ballet like flourish to ensure parts are suitably damp.
Especially in this heat, the colder, the better. "
For the strictly fans… we shall call this “strictly ballet method” 😆👍 |
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol
Another “top down” example
Do we need to change your name again 🚿
Hahaha, come on, as I said last time, open to suggestions… 😊😘
You wanna change mine? 🤣
I’m pretty liberal, but think the community might need to be consulted, otherwise I could end up going to court for my sins for changing a name that brings so much joy!
But “Blushing Bapwasher” does have a ring to it. Or “Blushing CockHunter”… needs careful consideration, might need a few rounds of consultation…."
Blushing cockhunter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Yep start at the top, then middle, then balls and cock and then feet lol
Another “top down” example
Do we need to change your name again 🚿
Hahaha, come on, as I said last time, open to suggestions… 😊😘
You wanna change mine? 🤣
I’m pretty liberal, but think the community might need to be consulted, otherwise I could end up going to court for my sins for changing a name that brings so much joy!
But “Blushing Bapwasher” does have a ring to it. Or “Blushing CockHunter”… needs careful consideration, might need a few rounds of consultation….
Blushing cockhunter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Are we there? Do I follow procedure and get the T-shirts done? 🤣🤣🤣🤞🤞🤞 |
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"Strictly bottom up, then a ballet like flourish to ensure parts are suitably damp.
Especially in this heat, the colder, the better.
For the strictly fans… we shall call this “strictly ballet method” 😆👍"
A 7 is given for the audible ball to thigh slap. |
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I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. "
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back. |
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"Strictly bottom up, then a ballet like flourish to ensure parts are suitably damp.
Especially in this heat, the colder, the better.
For the strictly fans… we shall call this “strictly ballet method” 😆👍
A 7 is given for the audible ball to thigh slap. "
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves. "
I think you named this yourself there lovely “ game of two halves” 😘 |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back."
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x"
Oh the art of a good shower is no laughing matter. |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
Oh the art of a good shower is no laughing matter. "
Absolutely Sir, as is Baphunting, all these things are very important! 😆😆😆 |
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I start with head and face, then neck, arms, armpits, front torso, rear torso, legs, feet, crotch and finally arse.
After all, it would be weird using the sponge on my arse before using it on my face.
But I'm going to be using the same sponge tomorrow... |
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"I start with head and face, then neck, arms, armpits, front torso, rear torso, legs, feet, crotch and finally arse.
After all, it would be weird using the sponge on my arse before using it on my face.
But I'm going to be using the same sponge tomorrow..."
I think we call this method “methodical scrubber” |
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I think we call this method “methodical scrubber”
I don't use the rough "scrubbing" side of the sponge on my crotch nor my face; I'm not a masochist!
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Soft sponge washer probably more appropriate 😆 |
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Wait.. so this whole time ive been doing it wrong then?
I've been doing it in this order:
1. Set up camera
2. Start with cock
3. Keep going with cock
4. Just a little bit more with cock
5. Voila 🤣🤣 |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
Oh the art of a good shower is no laughing matter.
Absolutely Sir, as is Baphunting, all these things are very important! 😆😆😆"
Mustn't neglect life's core principles. |
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"Wait.. so this whole time ive been doing it wrong then?
I've been doing it in this order:
1. Set up camera
2. Start with cock
3. Keep going with cock
4. Just a little bit more with cock
5. Voila 🤣🤣"
We can call this “performer method” 😆 |
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1. Shampoo head...leave on
2. Body wash application, apply below head and work down.
3. Rinse from top and work down.
.
Sounds simple written like that, but there are many intermediary steps involved.
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Typical shower routine for me is approx. 40 mins. It's a very precise and deliberated operation. |
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"1. Shampoo head...leave on
2. Body wash application, apply below head and work down.
3. Rinse from top and work down.
.
Sounds simple written like that, but there are many intermediary steps involved.
.
Typical shower routine for me is approx. 40 mins. It's a very precise and deliberated operation."
Have you ever run over 40 minutes? Do you have special days when it varies? |
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When it's a normal shower and not an everything shower, it's shampoo hair, put conditioner in, wash body from top to toe, then rinse off conditioner.
I can't imagine any way other than doing it top to bottom. |
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"When it's a normal shower and not an everything shower, it's shampoo hair, put conditioner in, wash body from top to toe, then rinse off conditioner.
I can't imagine any way other than doing it top to bottom. "
Are ears an everything shower? 😂 |
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"When it's a normal shower and not an everything shower, it's shampoo hair, put conditioner in, wash body from top to toe, then rinse off conditioner.
I can't imagine any way other than doing it top to bottom.
Are ears an everything shower? 😂"
Ears are part of the body? Same as face. I didn't list them separately. |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x"
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half. |
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"When it's a normal shower and not an everything shower, it's shampoo hair, put conditioner in, wash body from top to toe, then rinse off conditioner.
I can't imagine any way other than doing it top to bottom.
Are ears an everything shower? 😂
Ears are part of the body? Same as face. I didn't list them separately. "
I include my ears too 😂 |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half. "
Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half. "
Thank you, I can now sleep peacefully. 🙏
Although, I have to say - the fact you split face into 2 halves as well is some dedication to the symmetry! |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Thank you, I can now sleep peacefully. 🙏
Although, I have to say - the fact you split face into 2 halves as well is some dedication to the symmetry!"
🤣 let me know if you need help with your back 🤓 |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Have you ever got them the wrong way around?! "
Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head. |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Have you ever got them the wrong way around?!
Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head. "
🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute…. |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Have you ever got them the wrong way around?!
Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head.
🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute…."
She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally. |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Have you ever got them the wrong way around?!
Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head.
🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute….
She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally. "
This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂 |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Thank you, I can now sleep peacefully. 🙏
Although, I have to say - the fact you split face into 2 halves as well is some dedication to the symmetry!
🤣 let me know if you need help with your back 🤓"
I do - I always feel like I'm not really sure if my back is completely clean as I have to rely on feeling rather than sight. Always happy to accept help, especially from a veritable showering expert!
Happy to help find hair follicles in return if you'd like. |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Thank you, I can now sleep peacefully. 🙏
Although, I have to say - the fact you split face into 2 halves as well is some dedication to the symmetry!
🤣 let me know if you need help with your back 🤓
I do - I always feel like I'm not really sure if my back is completely clean as I have to rely on feeling rather than sight. Always happy to accept help, especially from a veritable showering expert!
Happy to help find hair follicles in return if you'd like."
Oh 😍 thank you for reading x |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Have you ever got them the wrong way around?!
Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head.
🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute….
She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally.
This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂"
If you took an ear away it would be Van Gough.
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Have you ever got them the wrong way around?!
Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head.
🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute….
She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally.
This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂
If you took an ear away it would be Van Gough.
"
Are we painting this together in the shower? |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Have you ever got them the wrong way around?!
Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head.
🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute….
She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally.
This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂
If you took an ear away it would be Van Gough.
Are we painting this together in the shower?"
With a back brush? |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Have you ever got them the wrong way around?!
Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head.
🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute….
She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally.
This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂
If you took an ear away it would be Van Gough.
Are we painting this together in the shower?
With a back brush?"
Yes for the large strokes…wonder what we use for the detailed bits…😘 |
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"I considered this thread when I showered earlier this evening. I seem to do front of body, neck down and then turn and do back of body starting with top of head for hair washing purposes and then back of body neck down. It’s like a game of two halves.
Nice, quite similar to mine then apart from hair in the middle. Where do arms go? For me, it's between front and back.
I’m glad this thread is being taken seriously 😂 love it x
It’s a serious sport!
Arms are first half. Ears are second half.
Have you ever got them the wrong way around?!
Got what the wrong way round? My ears and arms? I may have middle aged spread but I’m not Mrs Potato Head.
🤣🤣🤣 I thought she was cute….
She’s adorkable but for some reason I can’t swap my ears for my arms. Altho my mouth can run away with itself occasionally.
This is sounding like a Picasso Mrs Potato Head moment, now that’s cooler than a cold shower! 😂
If you took an ear away it would be Van Gough.
Are we painting this together in the shower?
With a back brush?
Yes for the large strokes…wonder what we use for the detailed bits…😘"
Toothbrush? |
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