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"Jackanory tales of how they plan to ravish me like a dessert cart when you know full well it’s going to be two pumps and a squirt."
This is so true.
You don’t respond and they sent the same message a week later |
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Men who message me, then when I delete or don't reply, they send another one in a really short space of time. Screams pushy.
Anyone who says your loss, when I say no ta. It's really not.
More pics of other people or objects ie toys /women on their profiles, than them.
Hi hun/babe/dear etc. |
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"Men who message me, then when I delete or don't reply, they send another one in a really short space of time. Screams pushy.
Anyone who says your loss, when I say no ta. It's really not.
More pics of other people or objects ie toys /women on their profiles, than them.
Hi hun/babe/dear etc. "
I’m do glad it’s not just me tho thinks this too |
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"Men who message me, then when I delete or don't reply, they send another one in a really short space of time. Screams pushy.
Anyone who says your loss, when I say no ta. It's really not.
More pics of other people or objects ie toys /women on their profiles, than them.
Hi hun/babe/dear etc.
I’m do glad it’s not just me tho thinks this too "
Also people on here who won't accept some people are straight.
So many threads trying to insist we're all a bit bi, at the v least.
I wouldn't dream of telling anyone who is bi/gay that they aren't and don't know their own minds etc. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 1 week ago
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'Single' guys wanting to chat about their wives and/or swap photos.
Single profiles laden with photos of two people doing the deed.
Status updates along the lines of 'need my balls draining' - just makes me think they need urgent medical care and a big syringe.
Pointless disclaimers on profiles.
And other stuff......🤷♂️ |
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Photos with the open toilet in the background.
And the ‘sure I can’t persuade you?’ Messages
The C&P ones make me laugh - I told someone off this morning as his message said have a good weekend and I reminded him it was Tuesday… |
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"Men who message me, then when I delete or don't reply, they send another one in a really short space of time. Screams pushy.
Anyone who says your loss, when I say no ta. It's really not.
More pics of other people or objects ie toys /women on their profiles, than them.
Hi hun/babe/dear etc.
I’m do glad it’s not just me tho thinks this too
Also people on here who won't accept some people are straight.
So many threads trying to insist we're all a bit bi, at the v least.
I wouldn't dream of telling anyone who is bi/gay that they aren't and don't know their own minds etc. "
This is why I have men blocked. I’d happily converse, but they must all think they are the first guy to ever say they’ll give me the best blow job of my life. Er, no you won’t and neither will any of the other 100 or so guys who’ve said it and can’t accept I’m straight |
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"Men who message me, then when I delete or don't reply, they send another one in a really short space of time. Screams pushy.
Anyone who says your loss, when I say no ta. It's really not.
More pics of other people or objects ie toys /women on their profiles, than them.
Hi hun/babe/dear etc.
I’m do glad it’s not just me tho thinks this too
Also people on here who won't accept some people are straight.
So many threads trying to insist we're all a bit bi, at the v least.
I wouldn't dream of telling anyone who is bi/gay that they aren't and don't know their own minds etc.
This is why I have men blocked. I’d happily converse, but they must all think they are the first guy to ever say they’ll give me the best blow job of my life. Er, no you won’t and neither will any of the other 100 or so guys who’ve said it and can’t accept I’m straight "
I'm the same with couples. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 1 week ago
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Graphic action shots
Action shots on single profiles where consent to post can’t be ascertained
Messy backgrounds
Phimosis and knob cheese
Really hairy balls
Graphic Fanny pics
Messages with whatever fantasy word vomit they’ve got going around their head at that time
People who bypass rules by making a pic public to message me and then hide it again immediately
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Just in general or specifically fab?
People who don’t read (both books and profiles),
Gym bros & bro-ettes,
“Good vibes only” grow the fuck up,
Baby Talk (see note above),
Any kind of bad hygiene,
The schoolgirl fantasy,
Any man that calls himself an Alpha male,
Rudeness to staff anywhere,
Regular commenters on “spotted” groups on Facebook,
“Climb on board” yes, in a sexual context. Genuinely heaved 😂,
Using the work “ick” in the course of a real life conversation.
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Anyone who thinks it’s ok to use slag or slut while messaging us and thinking it’s cute
Couple profiles with no photos of the guy
Anyone saying “let’s see what this is all about” while having a profile over a year old
Anyone asking for “discreet meets” ie cheaters
People with disappearing tattoos between shots 🤣 |
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"Men who message me, then when I delete or don't reply, they send another one in a really short space of time. Screams pushy.
Anyone who says your loss, when I say no ta. It's really not.
More pics of other people or objects ie toys /women on their profiles, than them.
Hi hun/babe/dear etc. "
Agreed |
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"Is this fab ick?
Or general ick?
Eitherway... Noisy eaters can go in the bin "
Had an experience with this in the couples room at Chams some years ago, a huge couple brought buffet food into the room and sat on the bed eating loudly and making a right mess. Revolting |
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Lists of demands on their profile you have to follow on the off chance you may get a reply and you know they won't reply.
Using discrete instead of discreet - I want to correct them but that's just being a dick.
First message such as
"Meet now"
"Were r u"
People snorting through their nose and then spitting on the floor. |
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Forum threads where the same posters go off on a tangent and chat amongst themselves for the rest of the thread. Because they think it's cool and funny. It's not.
Anyone who uses 'meet', 'social' 'play' or 'playdate'🤢 |
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""Mmmmmmmm" in messages, or women's faces being shown on single male accounts "
I've heard the "mmmmmm" thing before and wondered why that's big ick for people. I mean I do it, but usually when they're describing food 😅 |
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"Women who think men who go to the gym are full of themselves and think that's their entire personality."
But but...you only do it to make yourselves pretty for us to look at don't you 🫣
*just kidding, not really what i think* |
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"Women who think men who go to the gym are full of themselves and think that's their entire personality.
But but...you only do it to make yourselves pretty for us to look at don't you 🫣
*just kidding, not really what i think*"
It's true, but the amount of stares I get from women just because I wear a vest to the gym is frankly undignified 🙄😂 |
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""Mmmmmmmm" in messages, or women's faces being shown on single male accounts
I've heard the "mmmmmm" thing before and wondered why that's big ick for people. I mean I do it, but usually when they're describing food 😅"
I mean, in a food situation, it's slightly more acceptable... 😬 but when it's referring to me, it just gives me the creeps! |
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"Women who think men who go to the gym are full of themselves and think that's their entire personality.
But but...you only do it to make yourselves pretty for us to look at don't you 🫣
*just kidding, not really what i think*
It's true, but the amount of stares I get from women just because I wear a vest to the gym is frankly undignified 🙄😂"
Going to the gym for attention from women and only getting attention off gym bros. It’s a very humbling experience. |
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""Mmmmmmmm" in messages, or women's faces being shown on single male accounts
I've heard the "mmmmmm" thing before and wondered why that's big ick for people. I mean I do it, but usually when they're describing food 😅
I mean, in a food situation, it's slightly more acceptable... 😬 but when it's referring to me, it just gives me the creeps! "
Slightly more! 🫣😂 But I kinda get it, I'm trying to imagine it in person and yeah, it's pretty creepy 😂 |
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"Women who think men who go to the gym are full of themselves and think that's their entire personality.
But but...you only do it to make yourselves pretty for us to look at don't you 🫣
*just kidding, not really what i think*
It's true, but the amount of stares I get from women just because I wear a vest to the gym is frankly undignified 🙄😂"
Just jealous of your pecs, how date they 😂 |
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"Forum threads where the OP is clearly phishing for wank fodder.
One sided conversations - massive turn off.
Thats why i tell em about my pringles lunch 🤣🤣"
Is this an example of what you post on those threads or how your one-sided conversations go? 😂 |
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"Forum threads where the OP is clearly phishing for wank fodder.
One sided conversations - massive turn off.
Thats why i tell em about my pringles lunch 🤣🤣
Is this an example of what you post on those threads or how your one-sided conversations go? 😂"
I mean it works for either right? 🤷♀️😂 |
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People in a hurry.
Like, there's no use by date on your cock or vagina.
There's no stopwatch on fab. It's like a speed-dating circus for some on here.
'Hi...'
'Are you still dressed? Why are you still dressed and not already teleported to me and dancing the dance of the 7 veils for my wondercock!?'
*confused face*
Cue the huffy teen 'tude
'This is a sex site!' |
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"People in a hurry.
Like, there's no use by date on your cock or vagina.
There's no stopwatch on fab. It's like a speed-dating circus for some on here.
'Hi...'
'Are you still dressed? Why are you still dressed and not already teleported to me and dancing the dance of the 7 veils for my wondercock!?'
*confused face*
Cue the huffy teen 'tude
'This is a sex site!'"
Have you been reading my inbox 😂😂 |
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"Being asked to shit in a guy's mouth. I mean, what's wrong with on the chest? Such demands! "
Ffs, some guys have no decorum. Asking for it on the face is downright perverse. Bring back the good old days of a simple chest shit! |
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People who message war and peace efforts outlining what they want to do to you
Referencing violence in relation to sex acts. Know your audience guys
Men in women's underwear
Anything gapey
Anything oozy
Entitlement
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"People in a hurry.
Like, there's no use by date on your cock or vagina.
There's no stopwatch on fab. It's like a speed-dating circus for some on here.
'Hi...'
'Are you still dressed? Why are you still dressed and not already teleported to me and dancing the dance of the 7 veils for my wondercock!?'
*confused face*
Cue the huffy teen 'tude
'This is a sex site!'
Have you been reading my inbox 😂😂"
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"Those toe divider things for painting nails. Dunno why, just makes me wanna vom.
Oh and crocs in the wild, like asda n that. Stop it
Crocs at all…."
Crocs inside where no one else sees is possibly ok |
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"Those toe divider things for painting nails. Dunno why, just makes me wanna vom.
Oh and crocs in the wild, like asda n that. Stop it
Crocs at all….
Crocs inside where no one else sees is possibly ok"
Just throw them away 🙈 |
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Ladies that demand people to pay for their site supporter
and also demanding a face picture and I don’t have pictures of their own. Now where is the logic in that? 🤷♂️
Of course, the usual 6 foot tall and hung like a elephant lalalala and la |
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"Those toe divider things for painting nails. Dunno why, just makes me wanna vom.
Oh and crocs in the wild, like asda n that. Stop it
Crocs at all….
Crocs inside where no one else sees is possibly ok
Just throw them away 🙈"
Is it bad I have a pair of crocs 🙈🙈🙈
I do apologise everyone |
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"Those toe divider things for painting nails. Dunno why, just makes me wanna vom.
Oh and crocs in the wild, like asda n that. Stop it "
What if... you have unusually long toes and can use crocs as toe dividers 🤔🤔🤔 |
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"Would be interesting to know what gives people the ick on here.
Mine is first massage is a dick pic and a message you can have this.
Or status saying come drain me "
Being called Daddy or being asked to call the woman baby girl. |
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By *w79Man 1 week ago
Stalbridge |
"Would be interesting to know what gives people the ick on here.
Mine is first massage is a dick pic and a message you can have this.
Or status saying come drain me "
Bad personal hygiene |
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"Would be interesting to know what gives people the ick on here.
Mine is first massage is a dick pic and a message you can have this.
Or status saying come drain me "
I get this all the time just a dick pic I state on my profile I’m into women but obviously guys don’t read also I’m pretty sure most guys don’t have 10” dicks so guess they are dick fishing lol |
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Lots of things give me the ick
. Gross Dick Pics Virtually Shoved In My Face Without Consent
. Cheaters Lieing Adamantly That They're Single
. One Liners, "Meet Now", "Fk Now", "I'm In Your Area, Come Over" "Are You Available"
. Long Graphic Detailed DMS Going Into Extreme Detail Of What They're Gonna Do To Me From Total Strangers
. Strange Females Texting "Are You Available To Meet My Husband This Evening As A Birthday Present"
. Arrogant Over Confident Cocky People With A Sense Of Entitlement
. People Who Have Great Difficulty Accepting A No & Turn All Nasty & Abusive & Just Cannot Accept They're Not My Type & Repeatedly Ask "Why Not, Why Not"
. People Who Just Can't Take The Hint That They're Not My Type & Get All Pushy
. People Making Fun Out Of Serious Topic Threads & Going Way Off Thread Subject & Thinking They're Hilarious When Their Humour Is So Dry
(That's just a few Icks 🤭) |
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"Lots of things give me the ick
. Gross Dick Pics Virtually Shoved In My Face Without Consent
. Cheaters Lieing Adamantly That They're Single
. One Liners, "Meet Now", "Fk Now", "I'm In Your Area, Come Over" "Are You Available"
. Long Graphic Detailed DMS Going Into Extreme Detail Of What They're Gonna Do To Me From Total Strangers
. Strange Females Texting "Are You Available To Meet My Husband This Evening As A Birthday Present"
. Arrogant Over Confident Cocky People With A Sense Of Entitlement
. People Who Have Great Difficulty Accepting A No & Turn All Nasty & Abusive & Just Cannot Accept They're Not My Type & Repeatedly Ask "Why Not, Why Not"
. People Who Just Can't Take The Hint That They're Not My Type & Get All Pushy
. People Making Fun Out Of Serious Topic Threads & Going Way Off Thread Subject & Thinking They're Hilarious When Their Humour Is So Dry
(That's just a few Icks 🤭)"
Oh & I forgot to add......
. People Demanding More Pics & If They Send Me A Face Pic That I Didn't Even Ask For, They Immediately Expect One Back & Just Refuse To Accept Or Understand My Online Safety Issues & Concerns
(sometimes I just feel like telling them to Fk right off ya Thick)  |
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Probably duplicating quite a few here.
Toilet photos.
Filthy houses
Kids toys in background.
Filthy hands.
Socks on during sex.
This is probably new though, tattoos of peoples kids or relatives, especially those very lifelike large tattoos.
Can’t do it. |
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"Would be interesting to know what gives people the ick on here.
Mine is first massage is a dick pic and a message you can have this.
Or status saying come drain me "
To be really honest, a stinky vagina as soon as the panties come off, and I don’t meant cos she’s horny I mean cos she’s unwashed!
My go to thing is getting my mouth around that pussy!
I would never let a partner suffer an unwashed cock! |
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"Probably duplicating quite a few here.
Toilet photos.
Filthy houses
Kids toys in background.
Filthy hands.
Socks on during sex.
This is probably new though, tattoos of peoples kids or relatives, especially those very lifelike large tattoos.
Can’t do it. "
Ugh... When they've got a family member tattooed on their chest! That's the last thing I want to see when I'm fucking someone. |
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"The messages in my box.
Stupid things people say during sex.
Most of the male population."
Ok Miss Bella, you have me intrigued now.
What stupid things do people say during sex?
"Yeah baby you like that don't you, you love Daddy's dick don't you"
"Mick the ceiling needs repainting"
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