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Whats something men do, that they think turns on a woman..... but it really doesn't !!!
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I don’t give a fuck what car you drive, what you earn or how impressive your cock was at making your ex gush…. Congratulations my vagina is drier than the Sahara 🌵 🏜️ "
I hate it when a woman tries to judge me on what car I drive or how fancy my house looks or what job I do and how much I earn.... |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"After working his arse off for years becoming a semi-pro bodybuilder, a friend of mine discovered - Most women don’t actually like that look  "
Saw a great meme about the expectation of the adoration from women vs the reality of the adoration of men |
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"Arty black and white pics where he's trying to be all seductive "
Generally, men can’t pull off seductive like a woman can. We can do horny, needy or lusty, or any of the other 7 dwarfs from the porn remake, but seductive is difficult  |
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Send explicit messages of a war and peace proportion outling what they want to do, there is is usually references to violence....
'Can you squirt bbe?' - 'No' - 'i'll 'ave u squirting' - Not an inviting to pump me up like last summers beach ball - Not a turn on.
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"Calling me babe. Ffs im not a pig. Call me that in any message will guarantee to get me pissed off
I feel the same about Dear. Fuck off I’m not 80"
Dear is reserved for the start of a formal letter |
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"Arty black and white pics where he's trying to be all seductive
What about arty black and white photos when he's just showing you what he has to offer
Unless he's in a 1940s movie...no"
(Narrator: he slinked away to reconsider his gallery choices) |
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When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here  |
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By *vaRoseWoman 36 weeks ago
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here "
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈 |
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈"
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category? |
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here "
I always wonder how many other loads they've compared themselves with to decide theirs is heavier 😂
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈"
Haha no way - was it measured?? Xx |
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
I always wonder how many other loads they've compared themselves with to decide theirs is heavier 😂
Mrs "
Haha yes I just don’t get it - what does it add value to for us ladies? Xx |
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"Arty black and white pics where he's trying to be all seductive
What about arty black and white photos when he's just showing you what he has to offer"
Yes please 🙏. More of these types of photos x
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"Calling me babe. Ffs im not a pig. Call me that in any message will guarantee to get me pissed off
I feel the same about Dear. Fuck off I’m not 80"
I got called Madam the other day. Um, no thanks. |
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"Arty black and white pics where he's trying to be all seductive
What about arty black and white photos when he's just showing you what he has to offer
Yes please 🙏. More of these types of photos x
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Pleased someone like this, I put a lot of, or rather a tiny bit of, effort into mine |
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By *vaRoseWoman 36 weeks ago
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category? "
No idea
If they do it I always tell them it’s not enough |
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"Calling me babe. Ffs im not a pig. Call me that in any message will guarantee to get me pissed off
I feel the same about Dear. Fuck off I’m not 80
I got called Madam the other day. Um, no thanks. "
I've been called "mate" a couple of times after sex. That's a downer |
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"Cock pics in inbox"
But maybe that does? Because this is what US men do that apparently is wrong.
I’m interested in what women say in here, and I reckon there’s a few curve balls.
What I’ve found in life is that some like some things, and some don’t like it. These threads seem to look like surveys, or specifically fishing to see what that one proton they fancy likes. |
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1. Tongue in ear
2. Cock Pics
3. Rubbing own Cock
4. Pleading facial gestures
5. Descriptions of sexual acts that depict the woman as no more than a rag doll.
6. Suggestive comments in public
7. Grabbing your hand and saying 'feel that'
8. Mentioning other women they fancy to test for a reaction
9. 'Doing the dishes' .......
10. Taking their shirt off like the Diet Coke Man when they look like a Dough Boy |
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Calling me babe, good girl.
Sending sexually explicit messages and dick pics. Honestly the site of cock is now becoming very off putting and think it’s making me more into women than men.
Pushing their own fantasies and kinks on to me without finding out if I am into them.
Trying to put anything near my ass. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Calling me hun
Sex talk/what I’m going to do to you etc I usually think a hello is a good way to start
Cock pics
Videos of them shagging someone else
Close up dick pics
Offer to spoil/buy lingerie/ take you out on a date/take on holiday
Pics of their car or motorbike
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Sticking their tongue out on pics, it gives me the creeps.
Long cringe graphic messages about all the things we'd do if we met.
Bareback action shots on their profile and all you can see is a bit of their hand/cock.
Asking to meet first message, without knowing what I look like or ever sending me a pic.
Pet names like baby, trouble, nawty etc. |
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Telling us they're horny or hard. It's not an unusual state for men or anything special and if anything just makes me feel like you're horny and sniffing around whatever is convenient or seemingly most available to you. Most women I know want to feel desired, not just a receptacle for a random erection. |
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"Telling us they're horny or hard. It's not an unusual state for men or anything special and if anything just makes me feel like you're horny and sniffing around whatever is convenient or seemingly most available to you. Most women I know want to feel desired, not just a receptacle for a random erection."
Oh most definitely have to agree with this!! |
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So.
I can’t filter to black and white photos. I can’t tell you I feel sexy or ask if we’d like to meet, I can’t use my fingers to explore your g,spot, and certainly must be silent if we have sex.
Got it! 👍🏻 |
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It’s all individual and subjective! I love a suggestive b&w photo. I’m not keen on dick pics unless I’ve asked for them. I won’t talk to profiles that only offer dick pics.
I’m not keen on videos of them playing with themselves unless it was recorded while thinking of me. I don’t wanna see a windmill or them shaking it around to prove it’s hard?
I love a growl, in the moment, as they get close and we’re feeling primal. |
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
No idea
If they do it I always tell them it’s not enough "
but have you kept a league table? Maybe this is a new category for the Forum awards at the end of the year?! 🤣🤣 |
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By *en_kMan 36 weeks ago
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
No idea
If they do it I always tell them it’s not enough
but have you kept a league table? Maybe this is a new category for the Forum awards at the end of the year?! 🤣🤣"
With the winner receiving The Marc Almond trophy? |
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It’s the knob out over the crusty boxers that doesn’t do much for me
Or over the toilet seat  "
Oh yes , such a large number of men send this pic. It’s an instant no. Can only presume they are horny on the toilet so their wife doesn’t catch them wanking , their mum doesn’t catch them wanking or they have a weird loo fetish.
Just to add ones sat on the toilet bowl with the seat up make me gag. |
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think a lot of men believe that what turns them on will have the same effect on women. So action shots featuring more of a random woman than them, lots of pictures of their erect penis because they would like lots of explicit pictures of women, talking about stamina, repeating, fucking for hours etc etc.
Then there's assuming all women like the same thing, believing that foreplay means oral sex and promising hours of it, being a 'nice guy'... |
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"Overly complimentary. Saying a few nice things is good but don't lay it on with a trowel.
It gets awkward doesn't it. 'ooo your toenails are like crescent moons' "
Sorry about that one. But it does always guarantee a reply lol |
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"Overly complimentary. Saying a few nice things is good but don't lay it on with a trowel.
It gets awkward doesn't it. 'ooo your toenails are like crescent moons'
Sorry about that one. But it does always guarantee a reply lol "
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"Overly complimentary. Saying a few nice things is good but don't lay it on with a trowel.
It gets awkward doesn't it. 'ooo your toenails are like crescent moons' "
🤣🤣
That is a top notch compliment! |
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Beards. But this is more to the guys with patchy facial hair than a full beards who still think it makes them look good. Just shave it off. Genetics didn't give you the facilities for that big man. |
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Cock pics
Slag off other women (telling you you’re hotter)
Tell you to cum. Stop that! I can’t make it happen any faster. You saying that makes me feel even more pressure to come and kills my vibe |
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"Send explicit messages of a war and peace proportion outling what they want to do, there is is usually references to violence....
'Can you squirt bbe?' - 'No' - 'i'll 'ave u squirting' - Not an inviting to pump me up like last summers beach ball - Not a turn on.
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Cackle at pump like last summer's beach ball. |
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"Self deprecation. It can easily be seen as self loathing and they're not going to pity fuck you.
It's self pity at its finest. "
Yep, I'm easily critical of myself and my humour can be self deprecating but I try not to tip that balance too far 😅 |
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I need my balls drained, in their status.
Like we're here to perform acts of service for you! We'll drop everything and pop round to give you that!
Chivalry seems so dead.
I think some men think that women on here are sex workers.
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here "
I've seen it in porn or from fetish people who like being toys and certain but not all submissives. |
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"Thinking that because they have a penis, its a done deal on here 🤦♀️ Far from it.
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Thinking that because you met them for a social, means you are horny for them and are ready to go back to one of your homes for wild sex.   |
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"Self deprecation. It can easily be seen as self loathing and they're not going to pity fuck you.
It's self pity at its finest.
Yep, I'm easily critical of myself and my humour can be self-deprecating but I try not to tip that balance too far 😅"
When a man does that, I think "OMG, he's not psychologically ready for me to fuck the living daylights out of him."
My brain goes straight to mom/caretaker role not MILF role.
I don't need a stalker or a puppy. |
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"Saying they’re going to ruin me. Ruin me for what?? I birthed twins. If it’s not ruined already, your peen ain’t going to do it 🤣🤣"
Cackle. I usually end up ruining them and breaking their bed/sofa/chair?
I have BPD. Don't say shit like that to me. BPD me thinks: Challenge accepted. |
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It’s the knob out over the crusty boxers that doesn’t do much for me
Or over the toilet seat
Oh yes , such a large number of men send this pic. It’s an instant no. Can only presume they are horny on the toilet so their wife doesn’t catch them wanking , their mum doesn’t catch them wanking or they have a weird loo fetish.
Just to add ones sat on the toilet bowl with the seat up make me gag. "
And this is why I learned quickly to block all single men. |
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"I need my balls drained, in their status.
Like we're here to perform acts of service for you! We'll drop everything and pop round to give you that!
Chivalry seems so dead.
I think some men think that women on here are sex workers.
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Even sex workers and porn stars have boundaries in real life.
I just think the line between fantasy and reality gets blurred.
A new sex worker who had been previously monogamous asked me why men sit up back on their calves during sex while the woman lies on her back. I told her it's a porn move so men who watch a lot of certain types of porn replicate it in the bedroom.
I'm not against porn but with my brain I have to make sure I stay very grounded in reality. I watch more realistic porn.
I've also met a lot of older...age 35 and up who watch a lot of porn and struggle with their erections in real life.
Ball draining as a foreplay line is usually not as effective as most men think it is.
It's sad really. |
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By *apybarasCouple 36 weeks ago
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
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Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug? |
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?"
What, from here? |
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?"
What about the barbie dream home pyrex jug equivalent? |
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By *apybarasCouple 36 weeks ago
High Lighthouse |
"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?
What, from here?
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An impressive feat indeed.
Maybe with a run-up? |
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By *apybarasCouple 36 weeks ago
High Lighthouse |
"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?
What about the barbie dream home pyrex jug equivalent?
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Sounds more achievable... |
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By *apybarasCouple 36 weeks ago
High Lighthouse |
"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?
What about the barbie dream home pyrex jug equivalent?
Sounds more achievable...
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And thanks for the spell check, I knew it didn't look right!  |
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?"
Saw a video on here of a man cumming and filling a shot glass. Maybe one of the worst things I’ve seen 🤣 |
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"I need my balls drained, in their status.
Like we're here to perform acts of service for you! We'll drop everything and pop round to give you that!
Chivalry seems so dead.
I think some men think that women on here are sex workers.
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statuses are a great filter  |
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