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I love dogs but there's been occasions my dog has literally cock blocked me. Like for example a few years ago I invited someone round to mine. Dog wouldn't leave her alone. Locked my dog outside my bedroom. He started whimpering and crying because he wanted to jump up all over her.
Anyone have any stories of their dogs or even pets being cock blocks or mood killers? |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"I feel your pain! Dogs DEFINITELY know how to put a spanner in the works!"
Should that not be,"A spaniel in the works"?
Lol
I know your pain though,our dog is the same. |
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Mine’s really quiet (well, he snores but he doesn’t mither) if he’s got his bed in the corner of the room. When I’ve tried shutting him out, he’s a pain at the door.
He’s also a mood killer on the rare occasions I’ve not managed to get dog care on a club night, because I have to leave early. |
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Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha |
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By *ily WhiteWoman 18 weeks ago
up a bit, right a bit...that's the spot |
Oi! Leave that gorgeous little pooch alone!
Honestly, if there's a dog that wants to play tuggy or get belly rubs, then I'm playing tuggy or giving belly rubs...the human can wait  |
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"Oi! Leave that gorgeous little pooch alone!
Honestly, if there's a dog that wants to play tuggy or get belly rubs, then I'm playing tuggy or giving belly rubs...the human can wait "
Quite right! I would be exactly the same! |
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A friend of mine took me to her house, she has a dog she treats like a baby.
We were getting down to some fantastic sex when the little thing jumped on the bed and started staring at me like I was doing something wrong, put me right off it did.
I couldn't carry on and went home. |
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We call ours "Condom" coz everytime we have a cuddle and start kissing he'll appear and attempt to push his way in between us.
He knows to leave us well alone during sex though sometimes re-appears indecently fast one we've finished.
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Yes! Our dog is affectionately nicknamed cockblock by hubby. He sleeps on our bed and if theres even the hint of any action he is up at us then jumps off the bed and starts barking the house down 😩 We have 3 teenagers in the house also so we do try to get away overnight at least once or twice a month |
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By *icouple24Couple 18 weeks ago
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"Yes! Our dog is affectionately nicknamed cockblock by hubby. He sleeps on our bed and if theres even the hint of any action he is up at us then jumps off the bed and starts barking the house down 😩 We have 3 teenagers in the house also so we do try to get away overnight at least once or twice a month "
Ours does the exact same |
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"We call ours "Condom" coz everytime we have a cuddle and start kissing he'll appear and attempt to push his way in between us.
He knows to leave us well alone during sex though sometimes re-appears indecently fast one we've finished.
P"
Sounds like he wants in on the action lol |
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"I love dogs but there's been occasions my dog has literally cock blocked me. Like for example a few years ago I invited someone round to mine. Dog wouldn't leave her alone. Locked my dog outside my bedroom. He started whimpering and crying because he wanted to jump up all over her.
Anyone have any stories of their dogs or even pets being cock blocks or mood killers?"
Ha ha we was chatting about this the other day. Totally passion killer he will cry and whine (The dog that is!) |
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A thousand years ago, whilst having sex with a friend on my bed, my sweet sleepy ginger cat Martin turned into a lion jumping onto him to scratch his back. I couldn't believe my eyes. I loved that cat |
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My cats started having a full blown fight the other week when I was having a little fun in the sofa! One then decided to climb into the Christmas tree and send baubles flying everywhere……it was a little off putting to be honest! Xx 😄 |
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By *ty31Man 18 weeks ago
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"Dogs can interrupt at the worst moment but nothing interrupts more than a fucking parrot 🦜.
Does it say "Whatcha doing?"  "
Could be worse, hearing "Who's a Little Boy Then" could be quite emasculating for the guy  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 18 weeks ago
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A friend of mine went to help a girl with her make up. One thing led to another and soon they were at it doggy style. At this point the lady's cat came in, saw my friend's balls swinging back and forth like a version of Newton's Cradle that no one wants on their desk, and clawed them |
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My previous dog would howl if she was locked out of the room I was in, so she had to allowed in the room too.
My current cats will literally find a viewing area & stare…..
This is partly why I don’t accommodate. |
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"I love dogs but there's been occasions my dog has literally cock blocked me. Like for example a few years ago I invited someone round to mine. Dog wouldn't leave her alone. Locked my dog outside my bedroom. He started whimpering and crying because he wanted to jump up all over her.
Anyone have any stories of their dogs or even pets being cock blocks or mood killers?"
Are you sure it wasn't your dog who was being well-behaved and it was you whimpering outside the bedroom door because you wanted to jump all over her? |
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My dog is normally friendly with other dogs, but always kicks off at the dog of a drop dead gorgeous lady when they walk through the park. Which bloody annoys me as I would love to get to know her better! |
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"I don't but I know someone who was getting jiggy with a woman at hers and her dog gripped him n started humping him 🤣
I'd have been mortified."
Oh my god, I'd delete my fab account if that happened 😂😂 |
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"I love dogs but there's been occasions my dog has literally cock blocked me. Like for example a few years ago I invited someone round to mine. Dog wouldn't leave her alone. Locked my dog outside my bedroom. He started whimpering and crying because he wanted to jump up all over her.
Anyone have any stories of their dogs or even pets being cock blocks or mood killers?
Are you sure it wasn't your dog who was being well-behaved and it was you whimpering outside the bedroom door because you wanted to jump all over her? "
Okay, okay you caught me. Yes it was me howling and crying 😢 |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Yes when i had a meet it was almost the same as you Dyl wouldnt leave him alone then when i put her out she just layed on the landing wimpering.
Totally ruined the mood as i spent the majority of the time moving the dog around the house 🤣 needy little buggars they are |
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My old dog used to like being in the same room as me even if I was having sex but he wasn’t particularly interested in what I was up to but would normally just lie by the bed and only occasionally look up to see what was going on. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 18 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"Dogs can interrupt at the worst moment but nothing interrupts more than a fucking parrot 🦜.
This is so niche 😂"
🤣🤣🤣
There is nothing funnier or more off putting than a parrot sensing drama and joining in the shouting or mimicking your moans 🫣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"There's been a scientific study that apparently women sleep better sharing a bed with a dog than they do with a man...🤣"
I can confirm this is absolutely true...well for me 😂 |
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"There's been a scientific study that apparently women sleep better sharing a bed with a dog than they do with a man...🤣
I can confirm this is absolutely true...well for me 😂"
So is the the hierarchy then.
You.
Dog.
Stuff.
Other stuff.
Man 😂😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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I sleep with about 5 or 6 pillows too, there's noooo room for a man 😂 I genuinely believe sex, cuddle, fuck off to your own bed should be more of a thing 👌😂 |
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"I sleep with about 5 or 6 pillows too, there's noooo room for a man 😂 I genuinely believe sex, cuddle, fuck off to your own bed should be more of a thing 👌😂"
What if I don't have a bed? Sleep on the floor? 🤔🤔 |
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"I sleep with about 5 or 6 pillows too, there's noooo room for a man 😂 I genuinely believe sex, cuddle, fuck off to your own bed should be more of a thing 👌😂
What if I don't have a bed? Sleep on the floor? 🤔🤔"
Sofa?? |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"I sleep with about 5 or 6 pillows too, there's noooo room for a man 😂 I genuinely believe sex, cuddle, fuck off to your own bed should be more of a thing 👌😂
What if I don't have a bed? Sleep on the floor? 🤔🤔"
I'd never do that to you Dyl 😘 |
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My Fab friends love my dog (probably more than they love me). He's a big softy and likes the attention they give him. However, he doesnt disturb us when we are in the lounge or bedroom because he sleeps in the utility room and does not whimper or howl when visitors are here.
If they stay over he loves the attention they give him in the morning when they come down for breakfast. |
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"Dogs can interrupt at the worst moment but nothing interrupts more than a fucking parrot 🦜.
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How to come back to this as a great mate has just got himself a parrot. And probably just cockblocked himself for as long as the parrot is alive 😂 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago
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"Dogs can interrupt at the worst moment but nothing interrupts more than a fucking parrot 🦜.
How to come back to this as a great mate has just got himself a parrot. And probably just cockblocked himself for as long as the parrot is alive 😂"
100% |
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"Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha "
Same! I could close the door for an hour or two but would never shut her out all night no way x |
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"Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha
Same! I could close the door for an hour or two but would never shut her out all night no way x"
1000% never ever, dogs belong on bed with owners and others should accept that ha x |
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"Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha
Same! I could close the door for an hour or two but would never shut her out all night no way x
1000% never ever, dogs belong on bed with owners and others should accept that ha x"
Absolutely! Mine has slept in with me every night since the day I got her, no man is changing that. If they don’t like it, they can sleep on the sofa haha x |
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"Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha
Same! I could close the door for an hour or two but would never shut her out all night no way x
1000% never ever, dogs belong on bed with owners and others should accept that ha x
Absolutely! Mine has slept in with me every night since the day I got her, no man is changing that. If they don’t like it, they can sleep on the sofa haha x"
Haha I agree, mine is in with my daughter on the week she stays as she likes sleeping with him but otherwise he in with me and despite him being a massive detriment to my sleep quality with his snoring and “running” in his dreams I wouldn’t change it for the world dogs are social animals and love sleeping with others I don’t see the point of having a dog but not letting them go wherever they want in the house x |
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"Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha
Same! I could close the door for an hour or two but would never shut her out all night no way x
1000% never ever, dogs belong on bed with owners and others should accept that ha x
Absolutely! Mine has slept in with me every night since the day I got her, no man is changing that. If they don’t like it, they can sleep on the sofa haha x
Haha I agree, mine is in with my daughter on the week she stays as she likes sleeping with him but otherwise he in with me and despite him being a massive detriment to my sleep quality with his snoring and “running” in his dreams I wouldn’t change it for the world dogs are social animals and love sleeping with others I don’t see the point of having a dog but not letting them go wherever they want in the house x"
Mine is only 5kg yet still manages to hog most of the bed 😂 but I find it so comforting having her in beside me. Sometimes, I’ll wake up and she’ll be flat out on her back with her paws in the air or makes little squeaks when she’s dreaming. They like to be part of the pack (typing this as she’s snuggled beside me on the sofa haha) x |
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"Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha
Same! I could close the door for an hour or two but would never shut her out all night no way x
1000% never ever, dogs belong on bed with owners and others should accept that ha x
Absolutely! Mine has slept in with me every night since the day I got her, no man is changing that. If they don’t like it, they can sleep on the sofa haha x
Haha I agree, mine is in with my daughter on the week she stays as she likes sleeping with him but otherwise he in with me and despite him being a massive detriment to my sleep quality with his snoring and “running” in his dreams I wouldn’t change it for the world dogs are social animals and love sleeping with others I don’t see the point of having a dog but not letting them go wherever they want in the house x
Mine is only 5kg yet still manages to hog most of the bed 😂 but I find it so comforting having her in beside me. Sometimes, I’ll wake up and she’ll be flat out on her back with her paws in the air or makes little squeaks when she’s dreaming. They like to be part of the pack (typing this as she’s snuggled beside me on the sofa haha) x"
That sounds so cute seeing her like that and hearing her squeaking ha little dogs are awesome, dogs are so amazing aren’t they x |
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"Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha
Same! I could close the door for an hour or two but would never shut her out all night no way x
1000% never ever, dogs belong on bed with owners and others should accept that ha x
Absolutely! Mine has slept in with me every night since the day I got her, no man is changing that. If they don’t like it, they can sleep on the sofa haha x
Haha I agree, mine is in with my daughter on the week she stays as she likes sleeping with him but otherwise he in with me and despite him being a massive detriment to my sleep quality with his snoring and “running” in his dreams I wouldn’t change it for the world dogs are social animals and love sleeping with others I don’t see the point of having a dog but not letting them go wherever they want in the house x
Mine is only 5kg yet still manages to hog most of the bed 😂 but I find it so comforting having her in beside me. Sometimes, I’ll wake up and she’ll be flat out on her back with her paws in the air or makes little squeaks when she’s dreaming. They like to be part of the pack (typing this as she’s snuggled beside me on the sofa haha) x
That sounds so cute seeing her like that and hearing her squeaking ha little dogs are awesome, dogs are so amazing aren’t they x"
They are the best 🥰 x |
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"Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha
Same! I could close the door for an hour or two but would never shut her out all night no way x
1000% never ever, dogs belong on bed with owners and others should accept that ha x
Absolutely! Mine has slept in with me every night since the day I got her, no man is changing that. If they don’t like it, they can sleep on the sofa haha x
Haha I agree, mine is in with my daughter on the week she stays as she likes sleeping with him but otherwise he in with me and despite him being a massive detriment to my sleep quality with his snoring and “running” in his dreams I wouldn’t change it for the world dogs are social animals and love sleeping with others I don’t see the point of having a dog but not letting them go wherever they want in the house x
Mine is only 5kg yet still manages to hog most of the bed 😂 but I find it so comforting having her in beside me. Sometimes, I’ll wake up and she’ll be flat out on her back with her paws in the air or makes little squeaks when she’s dreaming. They like to be part of the pack (typing this as she’s snuggled beside me on the sofa haha) x
That sounds so cute seeing her like that and hearing her squeaking ha little dogs are awesome, dogs are so amazing aren’t they x
They are the best 🥰 x"
Which breed have you both got? |
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"Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha
Same! I could close the door for an hour or two but would never shut her out all night no way x
1000% never ever, dogs belong on bed with owners and others should accept that ha x
Absolutely! Mine has slept in with me every night since the day I got her, no man is changing that. If they don’t like it, they can sleep on the sofa haha x
Haha I agree, mine is in with my daughter on the week she stays as she likes sleeping with him but otherwise he in with me and despite him being a massive detriment to my sleep quality with his snoring and “running” in his dreams I wouldn’t change it for the world dogs are social animals and love sleeping with others I don’t see the point of having a dog but not letting them go wherever they want in the house x
Mine is only 5kg yet still manages to hog most of the bed 😂 but I find it so comforting having her in beside me. Sometimes, I’ll wake up and she’ll be flat out on her back with her paws in the air or makes little squeaks when she’s dreaming. They like to be part of the pack (typing this as she’s snuggled beside me on the sofa haha) x
That sounds so cute seeing her like that and hearing her squeaking ha little dogs are awesome, dogs are so amazing aren’t they x
They are the best 🥰 x
Which breed have you both got?"
I got Black lab mate, I know what Sam has but I won’t be a prick and answer for her ha, what breed yours mate? |
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"Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha
Same! I could close the door for an hour or two but would never shut her out all night no way x
1000% never ever, dogs belong on bed with owners and others should accept that ha x
Absolutely! Mine has slept in with me every night since the day I got her, no man is changing that. If they don’t like it, they can sleep on the sofa haha x
Haha I agree, mine is in with my daughter on the week she stays as she likes sleeping with him but otherwise he in with me and despite him being a massive detriment to my sleep quality with his snoring and “running” in his dreams I wouldn’t change it for the world dogs are social animals and love sleeping with others I don’t see the point of having a dog but not letting them go wherever they want in the house x
Mine is only 5kg yet still manages to hog most of the bed 😂 but I find it so comforting having her in beside me. Sometimes, I’ll wake up and she’ll be flat out on her back with her paws in the air or makes little squeaks when she’s dreaming. They like to be part of the pack (typing this as she’s snuggled beside me on the sofa haha) x
That sounds so cute seeing her like that and hearing her squeaking ha little dogs are awesome, dogs are so amazing aren’t they x
They are the best 🥰 x
Which breed have you both got?
I got Black lab mate, I know what Sam has but I won’t be a prick and answer for her ha, what breed yours mate? "
Hahaha you bloody gent. And awwww I love Labs. I've got a Brown Staffy who is knackered and fall asleep on my legs 😂 |
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"Mine is pretty easy going and can lock him out bedroom for a bit and he just goes to sleep, I’d only not let him sleep the whole night on my bed though if my son or daughter are in and he can go in theres, my dog not sleeping the night alone go nobody ha
Same! I could close the door for an hour or two but would never shut her out all night no way x
1000% never ever, dogs belong on bed with owners and others should accept that ha x
Absolutely! Mine has slept in with me every night since the day I got her, no man is changing that. If they don’t like it, they can sleep on the sofa haha x
Haha I agree, mine is in with my daughter on the week she stays as she likes sleeping with him but otherwise he in with me and despite him being a massive detriment to my sleep quality with his snoring and “running” in his dreams I wouldn’t change it for the world dogs are social animals and love sleeping with others I don’t see the point of having a dog but not letting them go wherever they want in the house x
Mine is only 5kg yet still manages to hog most of the bed 😂 but I find it so comforting having her in beside me. Sometimes, I’ll wake up and she’ll be flat out on her back with her paws in the air or makes little squeaks when she’s dreaming. They like to be part of the pack (typing this as she’s snuggled beside me on the sofa haha) x
That sounds so cute seeing her like that and hearing her squeaking ha little dogs are awesome, dogs are so amazing aren’t they x
They are the best 🥰 x
Which breed have you both got?
I got Black lab mate, I know what Sam has but I won’t be a prick and answer for her ha, what breed yours mate?
Hahaha you bloody gent. And awwww I love Labs. I've got a Brown Staffy who is knackered and fall asleep on my legs 😂"
Mine is a Shih Tzu - I adore her but love all dogs, big or small 🥰 |
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I guess pet hedgehogs could get prickly 
