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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk

Wrong answers only

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By *ovely couple 2022Couple 3 weeks ago

moreton

To talk lol

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By *avrick180Man 3 weeks ago

Pontypool

For a Sunday roast dinner

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By *addy bareMan 3 weeks ago

southend

To find next doors cat.

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"To talk lol "
be surprised how many guys actually only want to talk about fantasies and not make them a reality

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"For a Sunday roast dinner "

It is the day for one... What's on the menu?

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm a researcher at Sydney University

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"To find next doors cat."

Forever searching for the illusive pussy

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By *rdnezzMan 3 weeks ago

Suffolk


"To talk lol be surprised how many guys actually only want to talk about fantasies and not make them a reality "

To get ignored by women online as well as in real life!! lol 😂

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"I'm a researcher at Sydney University "

*Standing ovation*

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"To talk lol be surprised how many guys actually only want to talk about fantasies and not make them a reality

To get ignored by women online as well as in real life!! lol 😂 "

It's wrong answers only, you must be a very popular guy.

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By *007ManMan 3 weeks ago

Worthing

To find family and friends.

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By *osmicRobMan 3 weeks ago

Chorlton cum Hardy

to question my sexuality

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester


"I'm a researcher at Sydney University

*Standing ovation* "

Thank you, quite proud of it!

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By *kphooey43Man 3 weeks ago

Barnet

To visit every corner of the United Kingdom.

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By *ovely couple 2022Couple 3 weeks ago

moreton

To not find a women

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By *itty FelouWoman 3 weeks ago

Carlisle

To find the ONE and marry him!

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By *rincess_Peach1992Woman 3 weeks ago

Newport

To be an agony aunt

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By *obra 327Man 3 weeks ago

Bromley

To find a vet

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By *idnightcowboy69Man 3 weeks ago

cirencester

Stops me wasting time on Autotrader looking at cars I can't afford

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By *ochaManMan 3 weeks ago

The depths of your mind

To be heckled

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By *eyeYCouple 3 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Mr desperately needs validation and can't give me what I need.. Apparently. 😉😆

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By *99cjbMan 3 weeks ago

Grantham

To extol the virtues of covering up instead of sunbathing

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By *rasshopper201Man 3 weeks ago

kendal

To find the points gap on my vintage jeep !!

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By *eyeYCouple 3 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"Stops me wasting time on Autotrader looking at cars I can't afford "

That's a better one! 👍

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

Sex

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By *ealitybitesMan 3 weeks ago

Belfast

To meet all the fabmeifyouwanttofuck women.

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By *WB85Man 3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I stumbled on the page whilst looking for a garden swing.

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By *heeky trucker100Man 3 weeks ago

barnsley

Only here for apple pie and custard

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan 3 weeks ago

Hastings


"To talk lol be surprised how many guys actually only want to talk about fantasies and not make them a reality "

Once there reality there not fantasies NO.

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

For my uni degree

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

To share my STI's

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 3 weeks ago

Markfield

Looking for a swingset.

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By *ealitybitesMan 3 weeks ago

Belfast


"I stumbled on the page whilst looking for a garden swing. "

I was doing research on an ailment called fat fingers and when I typed it into a search engine ironically ended up here.

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By *arpe_diem36Man 3 weeks ago

york

To fill in the gaps

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By *eyeYCouple 3 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"To meet all the fabmeifyouwanttofuck women. "

😆🤣👍

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan 3 weeks ago

Hastings


"I stumbled on the page whilst looking for a garden swing. "

Oh god don't look up bluetits 🤷‍♂️

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By *onin25Man 3 weeks ago

Durham

I thought it was a fan site for Vince Vaughn and John Favreau

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"Stops me wasting time on Autotrader looking at cars I can't afford "

Sooo you can afford to waste time and buy cars?

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"To meet all the fabmeifyouwanttofuck women. "

Hahahaaaa brilliant

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By *3dwoodMan 3 weeks ago

London

Looking for advice on replanting poinsettias

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By *idnightcowboy69Man 3 weeks ago

cirencester


"Stops me wasting time on Autotrader looking at cars I can't afford

Sooo you can afford to waste time and buy cars?"

Oh yes

I can have more than one car

And they don't complain mind a partner

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"To fill in the gaps "

Plastering?

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"I stumbled on the page whilst looking for a garden swing.

I was doing research on an ailment called fat fingers and when I typed it into a search engine ironically ended up here. "

Those pesky sausage fingers

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"To be heckled "

I'm being kind

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By *arpe_diem36Man 3 weeks ago

york


"To fill in the gaps

Plastering?"

No silicone hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"To find family and friends."

Love a reunion

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By *ochaManMan 3 weeks ago

The depths of your mind

To ignore winks and messages from hot women and couples who keep flooding my inbox 🙄

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By *ister Blue-EyesMan 3 weeks ago

Wetherby

Saw the app on my mums phone, she dismissed it and said it was just a 'Church group thing'

As its Easter I felt I needed a deeper connection to the Devine.... so here I am!

Could someone please show me where the bible study page is please?

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 3 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

For golfing tips.

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By *naswingdressWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

To build my author profile, as the greatest writer of erotica the world has ever seen. I'm also seeking a sketch artist to expand my portfolio into an audiovisual empire.

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By *aykhanMan 3 weeks ago

sheffield

Everyone who’s on fab has come across someone there knows or seen around on here

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Round the bend

To buy a second hand car

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By *kphooey43Man 3 weeks ago

Barnet

I only wanted to buy an ice lolly

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By *hilly1515Man 3 weeks ago

I only left the house for a loaf of bread ... God knows what happend there .

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By *morousCouple8Couple 3 weeks ago

Cumbria

To see all the dick pics

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By *onko the SaneMan 3 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

To piss people off

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By *arpe_diem36Man 3 weeks ago

york


"To see all the dick pics"

There is more to explore 😀 you didn't seem them all

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By *omeotherguyMan 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Wrong answers only "

Definitely not for Profile Pics like yours, OP 😉🤣

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By *odgerMooreMan 3 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

To further my reputation as an international Sex Symbol & playboy!! Achieve my lifelong ambition of having sex with 2 women.. within the next 5 years!!

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By *ercuryMikeMan 3 weeks ago

Newtown / Oswestry

To have my self esteem crushed on a daily basis.

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By *ingernuts52Man 3 weeks ago

cornwall

To have a pint and natter !

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By *cottish guy 555Man 3 weeks ago

London


"I'm a researcher at Sydney University

*Standing ovation*

Thank you, quite proud of it!"

How is your PhD coming along?

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By *carlettsWoman 3 weeks ago

Harpenden

To get banged by every guy in sight

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By *yprusdreamWoman 3 weeks ago

Cyprus

To see hundreds of unsolicited dick pics in my inbox every day 🤦‍♀️

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By *atch0101Man 3 weeks ago

The wrong place

I'm in a marriage that consists of no conversation bar small talk and hardly any sex that will always be vanilla.

Believe it or not, the former bothers me more.

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By *kphooey43Man 3 weeks ago

Barnet


"To see hundreds of unsolicited dick pics in my inbox every day 🤦‍♀️"

Incoming!

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 3 weeks ago

S.Wales

To finish my collage of dick pics and gapping arseholes ✨️

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By *cherryblossom-Woman 3 weeks ago

South glos

I just really enjoy being asked how my day is by men I’ve never interacted with before

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"Wrong answers only

Definitely not for Profile Pics like yours, OP 😉🤣"

*Shucks*

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By *hilly1515Man 3 weeks ago

Dick picks , dick picks 5 for a pound get em while there still hard

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By *oiluvfunMan 3 weeks ago

Penrith

I was told it is wall to wall pussy…..

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By *hilly1515Man 3 weeks ago

I think I must of just missed the 10 coach load party of nurses all gagging for a shag ...

really gutted

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By *odgerMooreMan 3 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"To see hundreds of unsolicited dick pics in my inbox every day 🤦‍♀️"

It’s what every woman wants apparently… they sit at home in heels, perfect hair and makeup in sexy lingerie doom scrolling guys profiles and putting up statuses like ‘ send me the D!!!’ Or put your D in my DM… just waiting….then they see one they like and invite them to do ‘ the sex!’

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By *ambiThistleCouple 3 weeks ago

Coulston

We’re just using it like Vinted

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Round the bend


" Dick picks , dick picks 5 for a pound get em while there still hard "

Bargain 🤪🤣🤣🤣

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By *ice guy finishes lastMan 3 weeks ago

scunthorpe

To sell time shares in a limited going concern- ME

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By *ordladMan 3 weeks ago

wrexham

Fab swingers...fuck i was looking for drab mingers

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By *odgerMooreMan 3 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"We’re just using it like Vinted "
pre loved cock.. full working order… can deliver!!

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By *hilly1515Man 3 weeks ago


" Dick picks , dick picks 5 for a pound get em while there still hard

Bargain 🤪🤣🤣🤣"

lol you know I need little to no encouragement

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By *cherryblossom-Woman 3 weeks ago

South glos


"We’re just using it like Vinted "

Is that because you get disappointed at the condition of the package when it turns up?

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

To satisfy the needs of professionals who just happen to be passing by my house by meeting them right this second.

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"We’re just using it like Vinted

Is that because you get disappointed at the condition of the package when it turns up? "

🤣🤣

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By *lirtyFilthWoman 3 weeks ago

Barnstaple

To fall in love, find ‘the one’

And get jealous of who else wants them

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By *odgerMooreMan 3 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"To fall in love, find ‘the one’

And get jealous of who else wants them "

stay clear of me - i’m catnip for ladies of a certain vintage xx

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By *ypersoonMan 3 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

To become a model 😜🤣

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By *infullyObedientWoman 3 weeks ago

Woodley

I was looking for tennis lessons

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By *onnynclaireCouple 3 weeks ago

Reading

Needed a really good swing set in the garden. Haven’t found one yet.

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By *bwlover372Man 3 weeks ago

high wycombe

To talk to lady and couples that meet at clubs and see who going

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By *rmrshorny2Couple 3 weeks ago

whitley Bay

Advice on potting my geraniums

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By *odgerMooreMan 3 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"Advice on potting my geraniums "
plotting Germans you say……??

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By *uppetXXXMan 3 weeks ago

Grimsby

To watch paint dry. 😂

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By *elboy1978Man 3 weeks ago

Jarrow

To get ignored by everyone

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By *hilly1515Man 3 weeks ago

I am here patiently waiting to a see the thread tittle ... fab does countdown...

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By *abulincsCouple 3 weeks ago

pe129 area

To meet people for fun

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By *haunshouse9Man 3 weeks ago

Bideford

To be ghosted!

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By *atch0101Man 3 weeks ago

The wrong place

[Removed by poster at 29/03/26 17:23:35]

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By *atch0101Man 3 weeks ago

The wrong place

Ffs give the option to edit post

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By *ornyStallion2023Man 3 weeks ago

Leicester


"To talk lol "
lol 😂 more then just to talk have fun also

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By *tallionSamMan 3 weeks ago

Hugglescote

Random cooking recipes

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By *reachers SonMan 3 weeks ago

north West

I'm getting a new toilet and I was led to believe there's plenty of pics of toilets here. Just getting a few interior design ideas

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By *BW_BiWoman 3 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM

To buy some swings

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By *hole Nuts n ChillCouple 3 weeks ago

B’stoke

Looking for swinging neighbours !

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple 3 weeks ago

Sunderland

DIY advice

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By *etwife8230Couple 3 weeks ago

Newport

Needed someone to peg my washing out

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By *atch0101Man 3 weeks ago

The wrong place

Company.

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By *homas400Man 3 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

To get ignored by women.

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By *etwife8230Couple 3 weeks ago

Newport


"To get ignored by women."

Sorry did you say something 🤣

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By *he MinionMan 3 weeks ago

.

Life coaching

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By *tlanshiaWoman 3 weeks ago

Chatham

Desperate to find that perfect cookie recipe. Crunchy on the outside, gooey in the middle

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By *ooneMan 3 weeks ago

Coventry

To connect with people who meet theirs and my own criteria, only to find they have blocked contact from my demographic

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By *elix SightedMan 3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I want to adopt a pet beaver

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By *oiluvfunMan 3 weeks ago

Penrith

I grew tired of receiving messages from women looking for no strings sex. Fab is the perfect place to escape all that 👍

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk

All this has done is highlight people who don't read.

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By *elix SightedMan 3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"All this has done is highlight people who don't read. "

Well this is fab!

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By *naswingdressWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"All this has done is highlight people who don't read. "

As I'm often told, is nut skool luv

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By *lemFandango88 OP   Woman 3 weeks ago

Thirsk


"All this has done is highlight people who don't read.

As I'm often told, is nut skool luv"

Worst class ever. Spaff everywhere

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By *eliWoman 3 weeks ago

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To provide holes for the men who haven't come in centuries. Or have never come from a blowjob. Blah blah blah.

Really think it's the way to solve so many of the world's issues so, doing my part, one cummy cock at a time.

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By *3dwoodMan 3 weeks ago

London


"Advice on potting my geraniums "

Maybe we should connect and trade gardening tips then

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By *arpe_diem36Man 3 weeks ago

york


"To provide holes for the men who haven't come in centuries. Or have never come from a blowjob. Blah blah blah.

Really think it's the way to solve so many of the world's issues so, doing my part, one cummy cock at a time."

In my first comment I said I fill the gaps so it translate to fill the holes too 😅

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 3 weeks ago

Norwich

To treat my depression

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By *ld Stella HeelsTV/TS 3 weeks ago

ross on wye

Genuinely like posting images of me, I like the forum and meets

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago


"DIY advice"

Ahhhh your username makes sense now. My advice would be to add an extra bang at the end of the sequence and make it a hard one for the right outcum

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By *3dwoodMan 3 weeks ago

London


"Desperate to find that perfect cookie recipe. Crunchy on the outside, gooey in the middle "

See that’s where you are going wrong. You’re looking for cookies when what you are describing is an armadillo

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By *eliWoman 3 weeks ago

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"To provide holes for the men who haven't come in centuries. Or have never come from a blowjob. Blah blah blah.

Really think it's the way to solve so many of the world's issues so, doing my part, one cummy cock at a time.

In my first comment I said I fill the gaps so it translate to fill the holes too 😅 "

Brilliant. Gaps/holes same difference. We know why we're here.

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By *insBadMan 3 weeks ago

& around

For the sunsets

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By *ayd100Man 3 weeks ago

clitheroe

It's not how it seems

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By *arpe_diem36Man 3 weeks ago

york


"To provide holes for the men who haven't come in centuries. Or have never come from a blowjob. Blah blah blah.

Really think it's the way to solve so many of the world's issues so, doing my part, one cummy cock at a time.

Does your holes need some silicone?

In my first comment I said I fill the gaps so it translate to fill the holes too 😅

Brilliant. Gaps/holes same difference. We know why we're here."

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By *arpe_diem36Man 3 weeks ago

york


"To provide holes for the men who haven't come in centuries. Or have never come from a blowjob. Blah blah blah.

Really think it's the way to solve so many of the world's issues so, doing my part, one cummy cock at a time.

In my first comment I said I fill the gaps so it translate to fill the holes too 😅

Brilliant. Gaps/holes same difference. We know why we're here."

Does your holes need some silicone? I can provide that

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By *homas400Man 3 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo


"To get ignored by women.

Sorry did you say something 🤣"

🤔

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By *ein-guyMan 3 weeks ago

Isle of Wight

To find a guy with the biggest, most girthy cock to take my anal virginity and fill me up!

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By *amsevenMan 3 weeks ago

cork

To get a ride

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By *oppet22TV/TS 3 weeks ago

huddersfield

To meet sexy people and have lots of fun

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Ryde

Because I'm a cheapskate, I'm decorating and a carefully-aimed Bukkake party can save a fortune on wallpaper paste.

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By *lirtyFilthWoman 3 weeks ago

Barnstaple


"To fall in love, find ‘the one’

And get jealous of who else wants them stay clear of me - i’m catnip for ladies of a certain vintage xx "

But TM I fell for you a while ago 😍🔥🔥

Worse than catnip 😈

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By *odgerMooreMan 3 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"To fall in love, find ‘the one’

And get jealous of who else wants them stay clear of me - i’m catnip for ladies of a certain vintage xx

But TM I fell for you a while ago 😍🔥🔥

Worse than catnip 😈"

Swoon

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By *eyond PurityCouple 3 weeks ago

East Lincs

I only need 5 more angles to complete my ‘360 degrees of cock pics’ sticker book and thought this would be the perfect place to complete it…

K

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By *omeotherguyMan 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

I want more messages from guys asking if I'll have sex with their girlfriends, who aren't on this site, or probably even aware of me. Or may not actually exist.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 3 weeks ago

Chester

I'm looking for a handy man

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By *omeotherguyMan 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

And messages from guys asking if I want discreet relief. Can there be enough?

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By *ochaManMan 3 weeks ago

The depths of your mind


"To satisfy the needs of professionals who just happen to be passing by my house by meeting them right this second."

I feel seen.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan 3 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

I come here for the plumbing hints and tips.

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By *heekymattMan 3 weeks ago

Walsall


"

To find the ONE and marry him!"

Me too!!

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By *utoftheBluexWoman 3 weeks ago

Bot Farm

Discovering myself late in life

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By *ondonSurreySocialsWoman 3 weeks ago

Surrey

looking for my Marbles

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By *inkonewinkMan 3 weeks ago

Durham

Looking for work

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By *erlins5Man 3 weeks ago

South Fife

Because although I am straight I love getting messages from guys wanting to suck me off.

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By *im and Her MeowCouple 3 weeks ago

dorset

Not to live out our fantasies. We are just here for the drama

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By *illySlutinOxfordshireTV/TS 3 weeks ago

North Oxfordshire

I don’t know, it was an accident. I am hopeless with any form of IT and with touch screens in particular. I can’t remember what I was trying to do but I seem to have signed up by mistake and I don’t know how to get out (sadly at least some of this is all too true!).

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By *ermite12ukMan 3 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

My mission, which I've accepted, is to find the Clunge and take photographic evidence of my nobbly knees, in close proximity to (right) said (Fred) Clunge.

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By *eyond PurityCouple 3 weeks ago

East Lincs

Photographers and massuers - we heard there are thousands here 👀

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By *vi8PairCouple 3 weeks ago

Greater London/ Manchester and Birmingham

To share cooking tips and recipes

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By *uttley CrewMan 3 weeks ago

Here

Got lost on the way to the pub

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By *awtybikerMan 3 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

To be ignored and insulted on a daily basis

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By *otsossieMan 3 weeks ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield

I was sent here from Twitter.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 weeks ago

Bristol


"To be ignored and insulted on a daily basis"

Beat me to it by minutes

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By *jekimMan 3 weeks ago

Wigan

To get abuse

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By *hams123Man 3 weeks ago

London

To be drowned in vaginal fluids.

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By *igandbeautfulWoman 3 weeks ago

Norwich

To get fucked by ever man on this site

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By *arpe_diem36Man 3 weeks ago

york


"To get fucked by ever man on this site"

Happy to be one of them men

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By *ancman44Man 3 weeks ago

Manchester

Not had sex for a year and want to unload in a female.

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By *obin19Man 3 weeks ago

middlesbrough

For directions

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By *cottish guy 555Man 3 weeks ago

London


"I only need 5 more angles to complete my ‘360 degrees of cock pics’ sticker book and thought this would be the perfect place to complete it…

K"

Is that the panini one?

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