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Who’s had a wank over me?
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"Is this a kinda Russian roulette sort of thing? If a straight dude says yes and it's not the female asking the question 
You're too cynical for a lovely place like the internet  "
Me, cynical? Nooo. Well maybe a smidge. I blame bangmebarbie, or should I say, Dave the trucker from Bolton |
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"I’m going to have one over everybody other than the OP as a matter of principle 🤗
Should we be wank buddies 
Why not? It seems to work for plenty of the men on here!"
I know we could sit across from eachother with half the forums pics in the middle and play away  |
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"I’m going to have one over everybody other than the OP as a matter of principle 🤗
Should we be wank buddies
Why not? It seems to work for plenty of the men on here!
I know we could sit across from eachother with half the forums pics in the middle and play away "
Perfect 👌 |
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"Will wank for snacks
How expensive are these snacks?
A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date  "
On a more serious note, good choice with the Frazzles. Coupled with the pork pie, a rare but distinguished taste. |
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"Will wank for snacks
How expensive are these snacks?
A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date
Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie."
There’s an above average amount of pork-based snack discussion on the forum this evening! |
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"Will wank for snacks
How expensive are these snacks?
A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date
Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie.
There’s an above average amount of pork-based snack discussion on the forum this evening! "
And I'm cutting snack food. It's hurting, because I would love a pork pie. And Frazzles. |
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"Will wank for snacks
How expensive are these snacks?
A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date
Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie."
Fun sponge |
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"Will wank for snacks
How expensive are these snacks?
A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date
Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie.
Fun sponge "
Mr Jizz will need one of those. |
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"Will wank for snacks
How expensive are these snacks?
A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date
Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie.
There’s an above average amount of pork-based snack discussion on the forum this evening! "
Pork pie though |
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"Will wank for snacks
How expensive are these snacks?
A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date
Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie.
Fun sponge
Mr Jizz will need one of those."
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"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours 
If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays. "
You're gobbling the wrong pork sausage if they don't fill your mouth. |
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By *otsossieMan 3 weeks ago
Chesterfield / Sheffield |
"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours
If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.
You're gobbling the wrong pork sausage if they don't fill your mouth."
I’ll be honest, I can’t reach these days. |
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"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours
If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.
You're gobbling the wrong pork sausage if they don't fill your mouth.
I’ll be honest, I can’t reach these days. "
I didn't mean your own  |
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"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours
If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays. "
Oooh you've just reminded me that I bought a pack of five Creme Eggs a week ago and they are still in the fridge!
Today is a day of much happiness |
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By *otsossieMan 3 weeks ago
Chesterfield / Sheffield |
"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours
If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.
You're gobbling the wrong pork sausage if they don't fill your mouth.
I’ll be honest, I can’t reach these days.
I didn't mean your own "
Then unless it’s from the Christmas Market, I’m not interested |
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By *otsossieMan 3 weeks ago
Chesterfield / Sheffield |
"Oooh you've just reminded me that I bought a pack of five Creme Eggs a week ago and they are still in the fridge!
Today is a day of much happiness "
Don’t set me off. Whoever heard of a box of 5 eggs.
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"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours
If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.
Oooh you've just reminded me that I bought a pack of five Creme Eggs a week ago and they are still in the fridge!
Today is a day of much happiness "
I ate one of the caramel ones out the fridge before it was amazing |
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"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours
If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.
Oooh you've just reminded me that I bought a pack of five Creme Eggs a week ago and they are still in the fridge!
Today is a day of much happiness
I ate one of the caramel ones out the fridge before it was amazing "
I thought I'd seen all sorts of deviancy in my life, until you said you put Creme Eggs in the fridge. |
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"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours
If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.
Oooh you've just reminded me that I bought a pack of five Creme Eggs a week ago and they are still in the fridge!
Today is a day of much happiness
I ate one of the caramel ones out the fridge before it was amazing "
Oooh they sound delicious, glad you enjoyed it |
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"Was this comment posted by an under 18? I have questions…"
What makes you think it might be?
I'm more astounded by the number of responses that take it seriously as if it's all in a normal day to tell people if you are wanking or not |
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