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more biting wit and sarcasm please |
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A nice long soak in a hot bubble bath |
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I’d quite like to go back to bed if I’m honest |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"more biting wit and sarcasm please"
At 62 I guess you have to be in a rush to cram it all in, just in case we get a harsh winter  |
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By *agic.MMan 3 weeks ago
Orpington |
The voices in my head to stop talking 👀 |
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A lottery win would be pretty sweet! |
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"more biting wit and sarcasm please
At 62 I guess you have to be in a rush to cram it all in, just in case we get a harsh winter "
ouch - that cut me to the quick (now no doubt I will bleed to death - which may be better than the freezing option)
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(ps I forgot that I told Fab my B'day was 1st April and so I have apparently aged a year!) |
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A heavily buttered baguette
This is not a euphemism. |
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"more biting wit and sarcasm please
At 62 I guess you have to be in a rush to cram it all in, just in case we get a harsh winter "
🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Right now?"
Money.
Also the opportunity to make a difference. |
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I want it all, and I want it now. |
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Proper food, a shag, decent shower |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Right now?
You   "
Make better choices |
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"Right now?
Money.
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That's what I want
That's what I want
That's what I want
I want money
I want lots of money
In fact I want so much money
Give me your money
Just give me money |
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Inspiration to get out of bed before 1pm |
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A tall ship and a star to steer her by. |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"The voices in my head to stop talking 👀"
But then you'd just be talking to yourself and that's plain crazy! |
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A few million in the bank will be nice. |
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Money, a holiday and a cream egg |
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A nandos for lunch and for tomorrow to be warm and sunny. |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Money, a holiday and a cream egg"
Biscoff eggs are way better! |
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For it to be already home time! |
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Gin but even i dont start on it till gone 7 |
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For someone to come and put my shopping away |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Gin but even i dont start on it till gone 7"
It's 7 somewhere in the world! |
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By *WB85Man 3 weeks ago
Staffordshire |
A fork, because eating this subway salad with a spoon is problematic. |
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A cool, clean river to swim in |
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For people to stop referring to me as 'the female'. All I hear when anyone says that is David Attenborough talking about gorillas |
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To finish work for the day. Got a banging headache, and I'm fed up of working with idiots. |
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A bacon and egg sandwich will do, I’m staving |
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"To finish work for the day. Got a banging headache, and I'm fed up of working with idiots. "
welcome to the club, luckily minus the headache so far.
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"For people to stop referring to me as 'the female'. All I hear when anyone says that is David Attenborough talking about gorillas "
‘We must tread carefully. The female has been angered.’ |
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I'm not in the mood to go to the gym, don't want to apply for a new job either 🫤
I want a delicious lunch dropped on me. |
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A cheese salad subway, with garlic mayo |
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To on holiday with a beer or cocktail |
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"For someone to come and put my shopping away "
I'll do it! 🙋🏽 You can pay me back in blow jobs... |
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I think I need a poo. Either that or I’ve got stomach ache.
The mr |
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"I want a delicious lunch dropped on me."
why would you want to waste a delicious lunch by having it dropped on you??? Unless you mean "dropped off for you".
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"The voices in my head to stop talking 👀"
just ignore them and keep killing
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"full body massage  "
Most defiantly |
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"The voices in my head to stop talking 👀"
Talk back to them. They dont like it. |
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"full body massage "
Oh that would be exquisite right now. I'm just home from work and aching! |
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I want some sexy sex (is that possibly the worst description imaginable?)
Either way, yes 👍🏻
Ahhh…
I had a banana earlier.
Cheerio 👋🏻 |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"I want some sexy sex (is that possibly the worst description imaginable?)
Either way, yes 👍🏻
Ahhh…
I had a banana earlier.
Cheerio 👋🏻"
Sexy sex...🤢 |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Proper food, a shag, decent shower"
I've just had a crisp sandwich. Now that's proper food. |
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By *sWyldWoman 3 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
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By *sWyldWoman 3 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
To not have eaten the freddo easter egg! |
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A good massage cuz my hip nerve is fcked up few days ago. Maybe a sexy massage as well  |
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"For people to stop referring to me as 'the female'. All I hear when anyone says that is David Attenborough talking about gorillas
‘We must tread carefully. The female has been angered.’"
 and it's a small female, they're the most dangerous |
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"Money, a holiday and a cream egg
Biscoff eggs are way better! "
Ive never tried the biscoff one...is it lush? Caramel eggs are my favourite |
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By *agic.MMan 3 weeks ago
Orpington |
"The voices in my head to stop talking 👀
But then you'd just be talking to yourself and that's plain crazy! "
Yeah but they keep talking dirty to me...so I really need them to stop |
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Sleep but I’ll settle for the work day being over |
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A relaxing massage from the Swedish nymphomaniac bisexuality volleyball team...
Failing that a 99 with strawberry sauce and sprinkles |
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chicken Sandwich & World peace |
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A toasted cinnamon and apple hot cross bun with butter.
A cold glass of white wine.
And sex.
Not fussy about what order I get them in but i would like all 3.
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"chicken Sandwich & World peace "
Do you want a drink with that? |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"The voices in my head to stop talking 👀
But then you'd just be talking to yourself and that's plain crazy!
Yeah but they keep talking dirty to me...so I really need them to stop "
Can I join them? |
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A coastal caravan holiday alone. |
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My Girl. Alas she is at work.
Mr |
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A person at work to send me the thing they need to send me so I can look at it and send it to someone else and then log off. |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"A coastal caravan holiday alone."
Doable.
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Trump go fuck off …
My back ache to fuck off … and
If any one is offering cuddles … I’d take a cuddle right now |
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"Trump go fuck off …
My back ache to fuck off … and
If any one is offering cuddles … I’d take a cuddle right now "
Do virtual hugs count? Hope you feel better mate 👍🏾😊 |
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Wow....that worked...hello UB. X |
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A lovely sandwich
Either cheese & marmite
Or
Cruella and 2 hunky young men
Or
Both |
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A busty beauty who has a cracking imagination and filthy actions |
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A cheese and marmite sandwich? Sounds differently interesting... |
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"A cheese and marmite sandwich? Sounds differently interesting..."
Add chips or potato waffle and it’s my favourite |
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To feel better and not be plagued with chronic illness |
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"Trump go fuck off …
My back ache to fuck off … and
If any one is offering cuddles … I’d take a cuddle right now
Do virtual hugs count? Hope you feel better mate 👍🏾😊"
All hugs and cuddles count when codine doesn’t cut it !! |
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To be free of depression for the rest of my life. |
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Knickerbockerglory ..think thats how u spell it haha 😄
Long glass with icecream and lots of cream 😋 😋 |
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By *eliWoman 3 weeks ago
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Nothing. I'm wants free. |
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"Trump go fuck off …
My back ache to fuck off … and
If any one is offering cuddles … I’d take a cuddle right now
Do virtual hugs count? Hope you feel better mate 👍🏾😊
All hugs and cuddles count when codine doesn’t cut it !! "
🫂 Here you go 👍🏾😊 |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Nothing. I'm wants free. "
I aspire to have such contentment |
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"Knickerbockerglory ..think thats how u spell it haha 😄
Long glass with icecream and lots of cream 😋 😋 "
A staple in the Wimpy restaurants …… |
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A cat that doesn't insist on sticking it's bum in my face. |
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a brew which I am just about to make . |
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A winning euro lottery ticket
Ive had enough of working
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A lottery win of just over a million.
It will buy that house, that I keep looking at on Rightmove, pay off the debts, then be there to help when I retire. |
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If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee
And if I was a tree growing tall and green
All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves |
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Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post? |
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By *egnMaxCouple 3 weeks ago
East Midlands |
An interesting dessert (and we’re all out!) |
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Someone to Netflix n chill with! A hug would be nice |
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"Right now?"
To be in the middle of a ladies only orgy
Please and thank you |
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A nice slow sensual naked full body massage |
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By *ace400Man 3 weeks ago
my back yard |
A woman to give me a kiss and cuddle |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post? "
Do you always have to be awkward? |
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Well i decided i wanted gin earlier.but i ended up having vodka |
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"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?
Do you always have to be awkward?"
Yes.
But it's a fair question I feel |
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A cuppa tea and to be suckled and a nap |
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A few hugs and to fall asleep spooning a lovely lady |
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For my husband to have taken the massive hint I gave when I said "I'm going to bed, are you coming too?"... And he stayed downstairs |
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A surprising and naughty message from a fab lady  |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?
Do you always have to be awkward?
Yes.
But it's a fair question I feel"
Now then! |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"For my husband to have taken the massive hint I gave when I said "I'm going to bed, are you coming too?"... And he stayed downstairs "
Time to serve those divorce papers |
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A fab meet to actually happen and the dry spell to end |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"A fab meet to actually happen and the dry spell to end"
Sex is overrated. Make yourself a good.lasagne instead. |
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By *hesblokeMan 3 weeks ago
Derbyshire village |
Some ideas for what to do with 3kg of grated mozzarella. |
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By *homas400Man 3 weeks ago
Carmarthen / Llandeilo |
A passionate kiss from a horny woman. |
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"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?
Do you always have to be awkward?
Yes.
But it's a fair question I feel
Now then!"
Now or then? Which is it!? |
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By *icouple24Couple 3 weeks ago
north west and Belfast |
"Some ideas for what to do with 3kg of grated mozzarella."
Naan bread and garlic butter, tomato sauce some chorizo and bake in oven |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?
Do you always have to be awkward?
Yes.
But it's a fair question I feel
Now then!
Now or then? Which is it!? "
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By *hesblokeMan 3 weeks ago
Derbyshire village |
"Some ideas for what to do with 3kg of grated mozzarella.
Naan bread and garlic butter, tomato sauce some chorizo and bake in oven"
Noice! |
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Just got in from teaching martial arts so right now once I’ve showered I’d love a full rub down with oils! |
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"I want a delicious lunch dropped on me. why would you want to waste a delicious lunch by having it dropped on you??? Unless you mean "dropped off for you". "
Cos I want a woman to eat it off of my naked body... This is fab 😂 |
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"An indecent proposal"
Can you drop a large tasty cream cake on my floor...
🤷🏽♂️ |
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"Knickerbockerglory ..think thats how u spell it haha 😄
Long glass with icecream and lots of cream 😋 😋
A staple in the Wimpy restaurants …… "
I miss those Knickerbocker glory ice creams... 🤤
When you're young it never ends...
... when you're older 2 gulps and it's gone 😳🤷🏽♂️ |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Pot of tea |
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"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?
Do you always have to be awkward?
Yes.
But it's a fair question I feel
Now then!
Now or then? Which is it!?
🤬"
Well I was going to say you, but now I worry for my safety! |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?
Do you always have to be awkward?
Yes.
But it's a fair question I feel
Now then!
Now or then? Which is it!?
🤬
Well I was going to say you, but now I worry for my safety! "
Let's just do the sex and get if over with. |
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A glass of cold full fat milk but ower comfortable on the cooch |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Peace, happiness and a wet pussy to go down on |
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Memories, what i do in life you cant take my Memories. One year youve been inclined. I really.neef.my nedicati8n to get me.throyfh.the.n8fgg |
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The will to follow through.. and a few hours of sleep 😄 |
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"Right now?"
I've everything I need. |
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Sleep.
My body wants to sleep but my brain is having absolutely none of it. |
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An empty head. I'd love to just switch off the over active inner voice and drift peacefully to sleep. |
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By *am450Man 3 weeks ago
Sidcup/Bexley |
I could quite happily nosh a whole bag of wines gum right now. Probably feel guilty having finished them all. |
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A sexy submissive young lady who's ready for an adventure |
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"Right now?"
Someone who'll push back on the butt hook with hunger.... |
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No, time wasters.... And just fun :P |
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"Someone to walk in "
Ooh, sexy |
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Sloppy blowjob from a married woman |
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To go back to bed rather than be sitting outside work at 4.50am |
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"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?
Do you always have to be awkward?
Yes.
But it's a fair question I feel
Now then!
Now or then? Which is it!?
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Well I was going to say you, but now I worry for my safety!
Let's just do the sex and get if over with."
I'm liking the get it over with part |
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Just a modest lottery win.
I'm not greedy. |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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A cock inside me |
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By *oyoteUgly OP Woman 3 weeks ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
I want a sausage mcmuffin and 2 hash browns pls. |
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"I want a sausage mcmuffin and 2 hash browns pls. "
Ohh I pretty much had that after work this morning |
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Breakfast, Coffee and a wee but can't move! |
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I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah |
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By *ace400Man 3 weeks ago
my back yard |
"A day off and kisses "
I would give you both x
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Filthy fantasies lol |
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"A day off and kisses "
Leaning through the screen and giving you a soft sensual kiss on the lips |
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A simple thanks or no thanks to a read message rather then completely ignored would be a good start. Can understand if so many messages they do a big delete. But we all know its been read so a simple reply even a smile or sad face. It's the complete ignore that's the height of arrogance to me. That's what I want. Manners |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Someone to cure my horn xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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A new frying pan. A decent one |
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I'll try one of those unhappy endings, you know to compare |
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A bacon sausage and egg sandwich and a coffee.
So I’m going to go make myself a bacon sausage and egg sandwich and a coffe.
Some needs are so easily met aren’t they |
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Someone it make and bring me breakfast in bed. |
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Ryan Gosling to be in my bed
Eternal youth
A country cottage with Alpacas and donkeys in the garden. |
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