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By *r_BrightSpark OP Man 2 weeks ago

Barnet

You’re a burglar, but you’re only allowed to steal things that would inconvenience the peope in the house your robbing.

What are you taking?

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By *ogisticalBigManMan 2 weeks ago

Sheffield

Usb plug adapter.

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple 2 weeks ago

the big city

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By *inxy777Woman 2 weeks ago

essex

Laptop

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By *he MinionMan 2 weeks ago

Corkscrew

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple 2 weeks ago

the big city

All of the loo roll

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By *onin25Man 2 weeks ago

Durham

Garlic press

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

All the batteries including the ones in the TV remote.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

All the plug sockets

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By *iz78Woman 2 weeks ago

wirral

The WiFi box

Batteries from the remotes

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple 2 weeks ago

the big city

All the fuses from the plugs 🤣🤣

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By *obilebottomMan 2 weeks ago

All over

The front door

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By *hisIsMe58Man 2 weeks ago

Winchester

All the keys

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By *CExeCouple 2 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

"All the fuses from the plugs 🤣🤣"

On a similar note, the fuel pump relay from their car 🤣

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By *r_BrightSpark OP Man 2 weeks ago

Barnet

lol i was waiting for someone to say this!

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By *inkystateofmindMan 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Forks

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By *idlandiaMan 2 weeks ago

Birmingham

All but 1 fork

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

All the taps

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By *issilia AmoriWoman 2 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Tin opener

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By *onin25Man 2 weeks ago

Durham

All the teaspoons

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By *ackformore100Man 2 weeks ago

Tin town

All the left shoes

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By *kphooey43Man 2 weeks ago

Barnet

Door hinges

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By *az71Man 2 weeks ago

Hook

All the light bulbs

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

Door handles

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By *earditallWoman 2 weeks ago

Lancaster

Tin opener

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

All the phone chargers

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By *trong TongueMan 2 weeks ago

durham

The kitchen sink plug

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

God I'm evil

🤣🤣🤣

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By *nderson ByresMan 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'd steal one shoe from every pair in the house.

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By *kphooey43Man 2 weeks ago

Barnet

The toilet seats

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By *ew year new nameWoman 2 weeks ago

Bolton

Base from the kettle

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By *ace400Man 2 weeks ago

my back yard

All charging cables

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By *WB85Man 2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Fuses out of plugs.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 2 weeks ago

Hatfield

The WiFi hub ..

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By *hisIsMe58Man 2 weeks ago

Winchester

One sock from every pair, though I manage that on my own. Or is there a sneaky thief at large, who knows.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 2 weeks ago

Hatfield

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By *hatbrummieMan 2 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM

the control knobs off the cooker

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By *ink vixenCouple 2 weeks ago

Medway

"Usb plug adapter.

That burglar is my daughter!

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By *an1978Woman 2 weeks ago

Wales

I think kettle lead is the only thing that would bother me. -So that

I can live without TV, WiFi, underwear, lightbulbs etc

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By *ink vixenCouple 2 weeks ago

Medway

The screws from the inside of the toilet door handle.

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By *hat.coupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Kent

Id steal all the left shoes in the house

Mrs x

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By *ack DawXXXMan 2 weeks ago

Weybridge

The fridge

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 2 weeks ago

S.Wales

Microwave plate ✨️

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By *right sparkMan 2 weeks ago

neilston

Tv remote

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By *unguy410Man 2 weeks ago

Cambridge

The main fuse from the meter cupboard

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By *unxxx9911Man 2 weeks ago

Redhill

Toilet handles… no flushing!

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman 2 weeks ago

Birmingham

The curtains.. let the neighbours see your dirty escapades Geoff.

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By *oomerangboyMan 2 weeks ago

Staffordshire

All the batteries out the remotes !

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By *ilooking4funMan 2 weeks ago

Plymouth

Curtains . That be an inconvenience while trying to change x

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By *hatbrummieMan 2 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM

all the pull handles on the doors, chances are they will be trapped ... of course after patching into their cameras ( evil laugh )

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 2 weeks ago

S.Wales

Wireless router 😂😂

🍍

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By *3dwoodMan 2 weeks ago

London

All of the carpet (leaving it all in the bathroom)

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