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175 ways to say no...
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Sure, why not?! I just have a few more appealing tasks to complete first:
Dunking my winkie in vomit
Licking a urinal
Playing Lego on the M25
Buggering myself with a barbecue fork
Moving to Iran
But you’re next on the list! ❤️ |
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I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass, Or scour my boobies off with a rusty SOS pad,
Or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood.
As said by Chasey Lain on the Bloodhound Gang album |
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You just slip out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. You don’t need to be coy, Roy. Just listen to me. Hop on the bus, Gus. Don’t need to discuss much. Just drop off the key, Lee. And get yourself free. |
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At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunnelling electron microscope. This microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in you.
Can’t take credit for this, it’s one of my favourite Frasier quotes (paraphrased). |
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On the upside cheesyknob, may I just call you Kevin?, I honestly think that in love and life there is someone out there for everyone 💋💋
But that someone ain't fuckin me and if you contact me again, I swear to god, I'll come round and insert a garden gnome in your arse.
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’ …. a polite way to say thanks but no thanks. 