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"as Tight as a Trump Convention 🤣🤣🤣🤭 | |||
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"Why is the noise I make standing up from the sofa getting louder? " Its the middle age squeaks | |||
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"as Tight as a Trump Convention Was there another incident? 👀 | |||
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"Why is the noise I make standing up from the sofa getting louder? Its the middle age squeaks" And you would know | |||
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"Why is the noise I make standing up from the sofa getting louder? Its the middle age squeaks" Or the sofas seen to much late night sexy action | |||
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"Why is the noise I make standing up from the sofa getting louder? Its the middle age squeaks And you would know I would. I advocate that we are middle aged its others who get upset about it 🤣🤭 | |||
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"Why is the noise I make standing up from the sofa getting louder? Its the middle age squeaks And you would know Thats true a bit like pull.the ladder up.jack im ok | |||
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"How we all doing, do we have more sunshine today or is it kinda cloudy like it is here in scotland🤦" The sun is shining here but it is slightly overcast and a bit chilly for the willy | |||
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"Finished a night shift back at home having a beer … that’s ok ain’t it" Of course it is! | |||
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"Finished a night shift back at home having a beer … that’s ok ain’t it Of course it is! " The youngers just don’t get it lol ffs sounding old now | |||
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"How we all doing, do we have more sunshine today or is it kinda cloudy like it is here in scotland🤦 The sun is shining here but it is slightly overcast and a bit chilly for the willy " Is it going into hibernation🤣🤣 its 13 here, ill take it if it stays dry, i have my garden to clear up🤦 | |||
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"Everyone is an asshole until I get my coffee." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know that feeling | |||
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"Message to the OP. That profile picture is dangerous.....it should contain a warning. " Yea should be wear a blue one instead | |||
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"Morningggggggggg. A whole new week starts today. Does anyone have any exciting plans? " Meee! Off to see Avenue Q Thursday (Theatre) then spa night Sunday with the girls | |||
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"I like the red one. Giving Baywatch vibes " Dont give her a big head | |||
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"Message to the OP. That profile picture is dangerous.....it should contain a warning. " Will i save you or will i drown you? | |||
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"Hi how’s everyone. I’m Sean from Dublin. Just as horny as any 20 year old. Let me tribute you on telegram " Wifelover999 will let you | |||
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"Hi how’s everyone. I’m Sean from Dublin. Just as horny as any 20 year old. Let me tribute you on telegram " Yeah but you are still 47 and middle aged 👍🏼 | |||
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"Message to the OP. That profile picture is dangerous.....it should contain a warning. Will i save you or will i drown you?" Ideally I'd prefer you to save me....but who knows | |||
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"Everyone is an asshole until I get my coffee." Hate to break it to you, they are assholes afterwards as well. | |||
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"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭" No aches or pains here. Absolutely loving this weather again!! | |||
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"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭" I'm not, well I am. But I'm not bitching about it. I'm fully in the acceptance of being middle aged, and not requiring it to be renamed anything else to be okay with it. | |||
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"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭 No aches or pains here. Absolutely loving this weather again!! " Good! It is lush 🌞❤️ | |||
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"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭 No aches or pains here. Absolutely loving this weather again!! " Yay! A youthful middler, what a day it's turning out to be. | |||
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"Everyone is an asshole until I get my coffee. Hate to break it to you, they are assholes afterwards as well." This is fact. | |||
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"Morningggggggggg. A whole new week starts today. Does anyone have any exciting plans? Meee! Off to see Avenue Q Thursday (Theatre) then spa night Sunday with the girls Sounds like great plans!!! It's been far to long since our last spa day, you've inspired me to get something booked. | |||
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"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭 I'm not, well I am. But I'm not bitching about it. I'm fully in the acceptance of being middle aged, and not requiring it to be renamed anything else to be okay with it. " Some people are more sensitive than others. Im middle aged and proud 💪 | |||
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"Everyone is an asshole until I get my coffee. Hate to break it to you, they are assholes afterwards as well." Oh aren't they just! | |||
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"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭" I also can't decide if I'm horny or Hungry lol | |||
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"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭 I also can't decide if I'm horny or Hungry lol " Be both! | |||
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"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭 I also can't decide if I'm horny or Hungry lol " .I'm usually both | |||
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"Morningggggggggg. A whole new week starts today. Does anyone have any exciting plans? Meee! Off to see Avenue Q Thursday (Theatre) then spa night Sunday with the girls Do it! | |||
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"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭 I also can't decide if I'm horny or Hungry lol Be both! " It's deciding which one to deal with while in Tesco lol | |||
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"Is anyone not aching, squeaking or in pain? Or is it just me and _eli 🤣🤭 I also can't decide if I'm horny or Hungry lol Be both! It's deciding which one to deal with while in Tesco lol " 🤣 | |||
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"Hi how’s everyone. I’m Sean from Dublin. Just as horny as any 20 year old. Let me tribute you on telegram Wifelover999 will let you " You cheeky fuck | |||
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"Hi how’s everyone. I’m Sean from Dublin. Just as horny as any 20 year old. Let me tribute you on telegram Wifelover999 will let you You cheeky fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Hi how’s everyone. I’m Sean from Dublin. Just as horny as any 20 year old. Let me tribute you on telegram Wifelover999 will let you You cheeky fuck You never complain🤭 | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat " Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. 🤣 security is here 😍 | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. Puffs chest out ..meh not bothered | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. lovely profile thick thighs x | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. Thankyou sir. Hope your having a good day | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. Not her there from google | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. Omg! You know me! 😘 | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. Who said that | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. 😁 | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. Ohhh you yeh iv had nightmares🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. Good! | |||
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"I'm 45 so just throwing my hat in the chat Partners 56.....you're crossing a line here.....partially. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good reply | |||
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"Message to the OP. That profile picture is dangerous.....it should contain a warning. Will i save you or will i drown you?" Save me. How could you leave me to flounder? | |||
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"Lets carry it on. Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁 Disclaimer* We will get infiltrators but dont worry, security is tight 🤣🤭" Hope everyone’s day has been good, I have spent mine sunbathing and chilling with a nice cold beer | |||
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"Lets carry it on. Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁 Disclaimer* We will get infiltrators but dont worry, security is tight 🤣🤭 Hope everyone’s day has been good, I have spent mine sunbathing and chilling with a nice cold beer " Oooh you jammy thing | |||
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"Lets carry it on. Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁 Disclaimer* We will get infiltrators but dont worry, security is tight 🤣🤭" Hi, how are you? Well my day has just gotten better 😘 | |||
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"Well days wank this morning and not a good wank. Dressed up to complete interviews and 3 out of the 4 have fucking cancelled. Why at the 11th hour. Tie is going round my head and needing to put out a war cry Can I suggest you save time by multi tasking in future, by wanking off during an interview? It'll be interesting to see the response of the interviewee. If anyone objects, say it's an interview test. The correct reaction being to come and help you wank off 🤷🏽♂️ Yeah my brain just goes off on one 😂 | |||
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"Can I just add 🥷🥷🥷😂" Ninja training today? | |||
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"Where's the security? So many oldies. There taking a lend now, the over 50's thread isnt enough for them ...greedy | |||
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"Where's the security? So many oldies. Great, it's bad enough they're like that in the real world. | |||
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"Where's the security? So many oldies. I've lost the motivation. It feels like a horde of zombies descending upon the quiet defenceless backwater town (well more like a wretched hive of scum and villainy). | |||
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"Where's the security? So many oldies. Pot kettle black | |||
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"Where's the security? So many oldies. Im not 50 or over? | |||
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"Where's the security? So many oldies. Sure | |||
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"Where's the security? So many oldies. You almost are though and i cant wait so i dont have to deal with you. You can go and bother the other oldies instead | |||
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"Where's the security? So many oldies. 😱 | |||
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"Can I just add 🥷🥷🥷😂 Ninja training today?" Need a coffee clearly….. out Stanners | |||
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"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣" Go get ‘em, TT! | |||
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"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣 Go get ‘em, TT!" Their taking our kindness for weakness 🤣 | |||
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"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣" Cant hear you | |||
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"Morning all. How is everyone's day looking? I've just started my day with a walk around the lake next to work and now feel ready to get started. " That sounds peaceful. I’ll be taking the dog around a pond walk soon. | |||
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"Morning my fellow middle-agers… Enjoy your Tuesday " Hello sir, have a lovely day | |||
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"Good morning how is everyone? Feel free to send me a private message It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see how it plays out for 'em. | |||
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"Can I just add 🥷🥷🥷😂 Ninja training today? Need a coffee clearly….. out Stanners 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 | |||
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"Oh, I'm in this age bracket now 😃 Morning, I burnt my finger on a curling iron yesterday now I have a blister and I'm in a huff about it. " You're a very welcome addition to our age category. | |||
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"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣 Go get ‘em, TT! Their taking our kindness for weakness 🤣" I was just after some younger hot ladies 🤷🏽♂️ | |||
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"Oh, I'm in this age bracket now 😃 Morning, I burnt my finger on a curling iron yesterday now I have a blister and I'm in a huff about it. " I've got a finger I'd happily lend you... 😉 | |||
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"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣 Go get ‘em, TT! Their taking our kindness for weakness 🤣 I was just after some younger hot ladies 🤷🏽♂️" *kicks* this is not the place. This is where we admit to our aches and grumble about the people of today. | |||
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"Oh, I'm in this age bracket now 😃 Morning, I burnt my finger on a curling iron yesterday now I have a blister and I'm in a huff about it. I've got a finger I'd happily lend you... 😉" Badum tsh | |||
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"So much cringe so early in the morning " 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣 Go get ‘em, TT! Their taking our kindness for weakness 🤣" NEVERRRR | |||
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"Middle agers, I have a question for you all. Messaging people... When I started many moons ago, I did that thing....copy and paste messages that were shite and I rarely had a reply. I just wasn't clever enough to realise why. This was like a year ago now. Is it ever long enough to send a 2nd attempt. Or do you look like a dick for sending a message again? " They won't remember you | |||
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"It's so hard on hear to find a lady am I really that ugly " Add a profile pic would be my first point. It doesn't have to be of your face, but it may be more appealing than nothing. Lots of people will ignore profiles that don't have a profile pic. Good luck. | |||
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"Morning my fellow middle-agers… Enjoy your Tuesday Hello sir, have a lovely day Thank you. Good luck in your Baywatch audition. 😉😘 | |||
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"It's so hard on hear to find a lady am I really that ugly " It's not about attraction. There are too many men to women. Be patient and relax. 🎶Too many man Too many man🎶 | |||
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"It's so hard on hear to find a lady am I really that ugly " Truthfully, I didn't even get past your most recent status. That would put me off most men. 🤷🏼♀️ | |||
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"Needing recommendations for lunch " Fwb is having Greggs, join him | |||
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"Needing recommendations for lunch Fwb is having Greggs, join him" Whats the order though? | |||
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"Needing recommendations for lunch " I'm having a cuppa soup | |||
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"Needing recommendations for lunch " I had a brie and bacon bagel | |||
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"Needing recommendations for lunch I'm having a cuppa soup This is neither a cuppa or thick enough to be soup DDolly!! I hope you have some bread to soak it up | |||
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"Lets carry it on. Come in say hi, chat to others, have a moan or just let us know how your day was 😁 Disclaimer* We will get infiltrators but dont worry, security is tight 🤣🤭" Tight Security is easily softened with some butter ….. | |||
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"Needing recommendations for lunch Fwb is having Greggs, join him Whats the order though?" 4 sausage rolls 4 steak bakes. 2 cheese and onion bakes. Pack of jam donuts. I feed my staff 3 days a week.....Its not all for me | |||
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"Needing recommendations for lunch I'm having a cuppa soup Haha I usually do have bread with it but I'm not that hungry, I've used two sachets though in a mug because they are like water these days! | |||
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"Needing recommendations for lunch Fwb is having Greggs, join him Whats the order though? 4 sausage rolls 4 steak bakes. 2 cheese and onion bakes. Pack of jam donuts. I feed my staff 3 days a week.....Its not all for me I was gonna say blimey you must be hungry, then saw the last line 😂 | |||
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"Started talking to a couple of people over the past few days, got on really well with them and exchanged ideas and made plans, woke up this morning and after sending a few more messages, their profiles have been deactivated? What's with all the fakes on here?" Where they fakes, or, did you just bore them off the site? | |||
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"Started talking to a couple of people over the past few days, got on really well with them and exchanged ideas and made plans, woke up this morning and after sending a few more messages, their profiles have been deactivated? What's with all the fakes on here?" Are you sure they didn't just block you? Perhaps they changed their mind. | |||
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"Right were not fucking about in here anymore if your not "middle aged" your out 🤣 Go get ‘em, TT! Their taking our kindness for weakness 🤣 I was just after some younger hot ladies 🤷🏽♂️ *kicks* this is not the place. This is where we admit to our aches and grumble about the people of today. " Ok carry on moaning, I'll just stare at your tits and nod 😁 | |||
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"Hi how is everyone?" All good here thanks, how about you? Whats everyone upto this evening... | |||
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"Hi how is everyone? All good here thanks, how about you? Whats everyone upto this evening... " I’m good thank you been working today, Got a bloody cold from somewhere so chilling tonight. How about you? | |||
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"Sat in work browsing on fab and getting horny all Afternoon has been hard work! 🥵" I can’t get on in work which is good or I’d never get anything done | |||
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"Evening all. Whats for dinner?" I cooked a gammon joint with new potatoes and cabbage tonight, was delicious. No real plans tonight....just having a relax after a hectic day. | |||
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