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By *inkShyWoman 6 weeks ago
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"Thou must declare the size of can being used next to penis, so observer has all pertinent facts before going "Ooooh 🥹"
None of these travel size ones either to make the penis look bigger 🤨✨️"
Exactly that. And certainly no using those absolutely miniscule ones we used to get in lunch boxes. |
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"All shower photos must be in black & white. Someone seems steamer to us.
What rule for photos would you introduce? (be nice...) "
Spookily strange as I have just done a black and white video for the wet T shirt thread next time round. |
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Id be quite happy to have a no dick pic as profile pic rule.
A) it would actually do you a favour and you might even get a reply to a message..
B) especially important if your dick is 64% bellend and 36% shaft. |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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"Any photos over a year old automatically deleted. Yes I'm sure you still think you look like that, but you don't.
You're right, I look better 😎"
For research I had a quick look. And yes you do. Though feel free to keep the 31 dec 2024 one. |
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"Any photos over a year old automatically deleted. Yes I'm sure you still think you look like that, but you don't.
You're right, I look better 😎
For research I had a quick look. And yes you do. Though feel free to keep the 31 dec 2024 one. "
I actually quite like that one as well but I don't have the cardigan anymore to do an updated one 😥 |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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"Any photos over a year old automatically deleted. Yes I'm sure you still think you look like that, but you don't.
You're right, I look better 😎
For research I had a quick look. And yes you do. Though feel free to keep the 31 dec 2024 one.
I actually quite like that one as well but I don't have the cardigan anymore to do an updated one 😥"
I mean. I'd buy you one. It's a good photo Joe, a good photo. |
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"Any photos over a year old automatically deleted. Yes I'm sure you still think you look like that, but you don't.
You're right, I look better 😎
For research I had a quick look. And yes you do. Though feel free to keep the 31 dec 2024 one.
I actually quite like that one as well but I don't have the cardigan anymore to do an updated one 😥
I mean. I'd buy you one. It's a good photo Joe, a good photo. "
Thank you! Coming from you, that actually means a lot 😅 |
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"No action shots on single profiles.... surely the mods can't believe consent has been given for those to be shown??
You mean Video ? But it's ok for couples to do so though ? "
Well yeah I think that’s probably their point.
If it’s a couples profile, they’re probably aware they’re both shown 🙄🤦🏻♂️
As opposed to the (not) anonymous random on the singles profile. |
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This might not be that popular, but if every woman's profile had to have one picture of them on the toilet, knickers around her ankles, smoking a Marlboro red, kind of leaning forward blowing smoke at the camera while doing come to bed eyes. I can volunteer to shoot if it helps? |
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"No action shots on single profiles.... surely the mods can't believe consent has been given for those to be shown??
You mean Video ? But it's ok for couples to do so though ? "
No I mean pictures... and on a couples profile you would expect to see 2 people  |
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By *eliWoman 6 weeks ago
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No excessive filtering.
Changing a photo to black and white? Great. An old dear with a daft filter on her face to have it looking smooth? Gone. Silly emotes over your face? Gone. Weirdly uncanny looking eye photos that have a daft filter? Please be gone. Editing so it doesn't resemble you? Yep, also gone.
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"No excessive filtering.
Changing a photo to black and white? Great. An old dear with a daft filter on her face to have it looking smooth? Gone. Silly emotes over your face? Gone. Weirdly uncanny looking eye photos that have a daft filter? Please be gone. Editing so it doesn't resemble you? Yep, also gone.
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Oh the emojis over the faces or certain bits can get in the bin. Makes a photo look so tacky |
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By *eliWoman 6 weeks ago
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"No excessive filtering.
Changing a photo to black and white? Great. An old dear with a daft filter on her face to have it looking smooth? Gone. Silly emotes over your face? Gone. Weirdly uncanny looking eye photos that have a daft filter? Please be gone. Editing so it doesn't resemble you? Yep, also gone.
Oh the emojis over the faces or certain bits can get in the bin. Makes a photo look so tacky"
Yeah, if you're vulva-ing it up and your arsehole is winking at the camera, you don't need a winking face emote to cover your clit.
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"All silly bastards with emoji faces banned until further notice. All silhouettes allowed free platinum membership for not hiding behind massive tits and calling it a selfie."
But maybe we are just massive tits, so it's appropriate  |
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Well fuck!😲 With half of these rules, that's most of my pics in the bin then!
Just glad they're not the actual rules and I'm keeping them! (also, is purple allowed for the shower pic, or does it HAVE to be B&W?!) |
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"All silly bastards with emoji faces banned until further notice. All silhouettes allowed free platinum membership for not hiding behind massive tits and calling it a selfie.
But maybe we are just massive tits, so it's appropriate "
Who said that ???  |
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(Totally kidding)
AGREE 
No gaping anything
