I'm horny, horny horny horny
Sooo horny, horny horny horny
Joking im actually not tonight.
Were are you right now on the hornometer?
Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever) |
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"Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever)"
You totally have done that.
I’m somewhere in the low digits. A two, maybe.
Although, the mental image of you dry humping the arm of the sofa is starting to shift the dial. Starting to rev my engine. If you know what I mean (and I think that you do). |
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"Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever)
You totally have done that.
I’m somewhere in the low digits. A two, maybe.
Although, the mental image of you dry humping the arm of the sofa is starting to shift the dial. Starting to rev my engine. If you know what I mean (and I think that you do)."
How could you say that? 😱
(Slides off like a snail) |
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"I'm horny, horny horny horny
Sooo horny, horny horny horny
Joking im actually not tonight.
Were are you right now on the hornometer?
Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever)"
Have an analogy for 1? |
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"I'm horny, horny horny horny
Sooo horny, horny horny horny
Joking im actually not tonight.
Were are you right now on the hornometer?
Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever)
Have an analogy for 1?"
Were the end of your willy is as dry as the sahar dessert it would be like wanking with sandpaper  |
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"1. I'm sleepy. Heading to bed soon. Morning wood is a different story.
Is dry humping the sofa still a thing?
Erm... no. I dont know what your talking about shams "
No judgement here. I did it in my teens. Safe space 👍🏾😉 |
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"I'm horny, horny horny horny
Sooo horny, horny horny horny
Joking im actually not tonight.
Were are you right now on the hornometer?
Lets say 1-10, 10 being the horniest youve ever felt you could dry hump the arm of the sofa (oops i dont do that ever)
Have an analogy for 1?
Were the end of your willy is as dry as the sahar dessert it would be like wanking with sandpaper "
I was going to say negative territory but that doesn't sound so great. I'll play it safe with a 5ive |
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