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By *oxes OP Man 1 week ago
Southend, Essex |
I will go first
"Fuck off Live Jasmin" |
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There's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
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By *viatrixWoman 1 week ago
Back in Surrey, Dahlings! |
“BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL….”
🤭 👵🏻 🎀 |
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I was an adult before mobile phones existed |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
Full moon, half moon, total eclipse! |
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Button Moon was my 1st fav tv programme |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Good moaning, I am just pissing by  |
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Its Friday. Its Crackerjack!!!! |
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Like my new patches for my flared jeans? |
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Tinga and tucker and poggles wood where my favourite as a young child |
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Born in 1961 you do the maths ? |
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DeeDee get out of my laboratory! |
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"Tinga and tucker and poggles wood where my favourite as a young child"
I loved Pogles Wood too. |
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It's too orangey for crows, it's just for me and my dog. |
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"I was an adult before mobile phones existed"
You weren't. |
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"Tinga and tucker and poggles wood where my favourite as a young child"
As I used to Tinga & Tucker the dirty little Fuckers lol |
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"It's too orangey for crows, it's just for me and my dog."
I’ll be your dawg! Ruff ruff ruff!! 🤣 |
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Thunder, thunder, thunder, ThunderCats! |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
We really wanna see those fingers
Ulrika Ka Ka Ka Ka ka |
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Going out for the night and riding home on a milk float |
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By *rad670Man 1 week ago
South Lakes |
My first vehicle was a couple of planks of wood and silver cross pram wheels. |
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Charley says (Infomercial not the Prodigy) |
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"I was an adult before mobile phones existed"
The first mobile phone call was made in April 1973 |
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Put your trousers on, you're nicked! |
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I got a sixpence coin for my pocket money |
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"Do you remember tinki winki "
With his purple handbag ? |
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"My first vehicle was a couple of planks of wood and silver cross pram wheels."
I broke my finger going down a massive hill in Bexley on a cart made out of two pram wheels at the front (McLaren style, and not the F1 variety) and two Raleigh Budgie wheels at the back, joined together with a few bits of scrap wood. At least I had matched pairs I suppose! |
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Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats hooooooooo |
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Or a little later, slapping school mates round the face shouting "you know, when you've been tango'd" |
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If your mansion house needs haunting, just call......... |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Don't you open that trap door, cos there's something down there |
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"Don't you open that trap door, cos there's something down there "
You beat me to it!!
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Mrs x |
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"Good moaning, I am just pissing by "
Comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"We really wanna see those fingers
Ulrika Ka Ka Ka Ka ka"
Brilliant the dove from above |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"Good moaning, I am just pissing by
Comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣"
My Dad was a comedy freak, so I grew up to Allo Allo, Faulty Towers, Blackadder etc  |
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"Do you remember tinki winki "
That’s isn’t old. I used to drink with someone that was involved with the making of it all. If you knew what went on behind the scenes you wouldn’t believe it was made for very young children 😂 |
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By *Effy-Woman 1 week ago
Scotland |
"Msn, Beebo, Myspace, Vines."
Msn were good times 😭 |
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By *l_xxxMan 1 week ago
South leeds |
Here’s a house, here’s a door, windows—one, two, three, four. Ready to knock? [knock, knock, knock] Turn the lock. It's.... |
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The president of America got shot |
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Looking forward to the he man movie |
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"The president of America got shot"
Bloody hell, Lincoln? 1865? Fair play to you still knocking on |
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"“BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL….”
🤭 👵🏻 🎀 "
Great cartoon xx |
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By *l_xxxMan 1 week ago
South leeds |
When all you wanted was a BMX and to watch that new film called Star Wars.
But you had to settle for a hand me down Raleigh Chopper and Tom Baker as Doctor Who.
Should be grateful, the tv stations actually closed in daytime. That bloody test card with an eerie clown. |
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"Msn, Beebo, Myspace, Vines.
Msn were good times 😭"
Do you remember Smarter Child? |
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Cat Deeley was the first love of my life as a child 😂 |
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"Msn, Beebo, Myspace, Vines.
Msn were good times 😭"
Apart from the bloody annoying nudges (I think they were called) 😑 |
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Muffin the mule rupert the bear the klingons |
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"Msn, Beebo, Myspace, Vines.
Msn were good times 😭
Apart from the bloody annoying nudges (I think they were called) 😑"
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By *anus7Man 1 week ago
Chester |
Are/were any of these shows on the wireless at any point? |
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I don't quite remember decimalisation. I do remember Shep and Petra though |
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I could make a phone call with 10p |
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"Hey rat fans! !
Mr 🐺 "
Hated Kevin the gerbil! |
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SMTV Live!
The X Factor
Big Brother
Skins |
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By *l_xxxMan 1 week ago
South leeds |
England DIDNT win the world Cup... oh that's not much of a clue  |
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I remember my grandad refusing to wear a seat belt in the car when they brought it into law. And back then it wasnt uncommon to jam as many kids in a car as possible, including 2 in the boot. |
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By *l_xxxMan 1 week ago
South leeds |
"Hey rat fans! !
Mr 🐺 "
There was a kids show called Round the Bend. Hilarious satire for kids. |
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I remember my grandad refusing to wear a seat belt in the car when they brought it into law. And back then it wasnt uncommon to jam as many kids in a car as possible, including 2 in the boot. |
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By *l_xxxMan 1 week ago
South leeds |
"I remember my grandad refusing to wear a seat belt in the car when they brought it into law. And back then it wasnt uncommon to jam as many kids in a car as possible, including 2 in the boot. "
Maybe he didn't trust Jimmy Saville telling him to clunk click every trip
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Silver sixpence inside a christmas pudding |
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Teletext and tv only having 4 channels  |
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Hectors house, the double deckers, love thy neighbour, and more modern, the hitman and her lol |
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By *l_xxxMan 1 week ago
South leeds |
"Teletext and tv only having 4 channels "
4? Luxury. It was exciting times watching the first Countdown show and 3d specs that never worked. Recorded it on the Betamax. |
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"Hectors house, the double deckers, love thy neighbour, and more modern, the hitman and her lol" I looked your age up as im on all of them except hitman
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By *viatrixWoman 1 week ago
Back in Surrey, Dahlings! |
"I remember my grandad refusing to wear a seat belt in the car when they brought it into law. And back then it wasnt uncommon to jam as many kids in a car as possible, including 2 in the boot. "
Riding in the pick up truck box on dirt roads. About 12 of us kids in there, the more audacious sitting right on the box edges… 😩😩😩 |
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I still can’t find where I kept my Michael Jackson cassettes, joystick and mind your language tapes ! |
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The Charleston, flapper girls, the original Tesla and electrocuting elephants |
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Don’t you open that trap door!!!! Cos there’s something down there. |
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"Andy Pandy is coming to play tra la la la", but squiffy tonight myself hic! Mx 👿 |
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Flub a dub said Bill. Shut up Bill you're pissed said Ben. |
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Martin Luther King received the Nobel Peace Prize and Nelson Mandela received a life sentence. |
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Freddo chocolate bar 10p.
A 10p mixup with 10 1p sweets. |
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By *lfonzoMan 7 days ago
Aberystwyth |
The red car and the blue car had a race |
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By *t72Man 7 days ago
middx |
I’m a secret lemonade drinker……
Or
Finger mouse. Very disturbing. |
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Pivot!
Remember when shows had set times and no one had spoiled it two weeks in advance? |
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I remember the "pop man" coming around once a week 😂 |
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Pssht t cp pssht t cp cum on ifor we've got work to do,
Toot toot |
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🎶Whyyy Don't You....Whyyy Don't You....Just switch of the television set and go and do something less boring instead🎶
Mike Reid shouting "Runaround.....NOW!!" |
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Blockbusters always on when I came home from school |
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Looking for a hundred quid holiday on teletex |
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Oh, and don't forget the test card. Lol |
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"I could make a phone call with 10p"
I could make a phone call with 2p ! |
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"I could make a phone call with 10p
I could make a phone call with 2p !"
Yep 2p with the expensive 5p slot option.
Half pennies in circulation and the pound coin wasn't even thought about, a green pound note made you feel rich |
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By *wcjw70Man 7 days ago
Great Barr |
Enjoyed the extra day off school for charles and Diana’s wedding |
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10p mix sweets
Beechwood chewing gum 2p a pack |
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Tonight Matthew I'm going to be.. |
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By *aunMan 7 days ago
Northumberland |
One banana two banana three banana more... La la la.... La la la la |
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Pampas grass in the front garden |
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I was mind blown when I first saw The Clangers were actually pink. |
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Pony Trainers and Flintstone characters on your jeans |
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I think the Grays speak for themselves 🤣 |
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zx spectrum, was cutting edge, hours spend playing. (Or just loading) |
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"zx spectrum, was cutting edge, hours spend playing. (Or just loading)" I was c64 then megadruve then amiga ( still got them as well as many others now)
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By *arco_pMan 7 days ago
Hednesford |
Transformers robots in disguise |
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Thunder thunder thunder thundercats!!! |
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The evil knievel stunt cycle
And the slinky |
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I remember when films were films and not movies |
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Thunderbirds Are Go! |
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I remember watching the world cup final and Bobby. |
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I had a massive crush on Donna Air |
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"I will go first
"Fuck off Live Jasmin""
12 months from half a century |
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By *eastCouple 7 days ago
down on you |
I bought The Eminem Show with my discman |
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Anyone got 10p for the phone box📞 |
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"Anyone got 10p for the phone box📞"
Or 50p for the meter
Can still see that gas man counting all
The money when emptying the meter |
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Done use the phone I'm on the internet! |
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The Flashing Blade, on television in the morning.
I just have to hear the theme and I'm a kid again watching it with my brother "You've got to fight for what you want...." |
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I rented a VHS movie on a Friday night |
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Ohh do we buy a Betamax or VHS |
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"The Flashing Blade, on television in the morning.
I just have to hear the theme and I'm a kid again watching it with my brother "You've got to fight for what you want....""
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“Bobby are you still in that shower” |
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Born in the era they called the “Swinging” decade but too young to appreciate fully those short skirts |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 7 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast |
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"That's one small step for a man, one... giant leap for mankind".
I was in nappies at the time. |
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"0800 00 1066 !
" How many guys are now ringing that number hoping for phone sex!🤔 |
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And I would of got away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids |
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It was only 4 digits to dial to ring my Nan xx 😄😄 |
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Loading computer software from cassette tape. |
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Let your fingers do the walking, and what are personal computers. |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 7 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Fun House... it's a whole lot of fun, prizes to be won, It's a real crazy show where anything can go. Fun House |
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Whay are there only 3 TV channels?
Why am I the remote control?
Ok... I'll twiddle with the vertical hold whilst I get up & change channels |
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Pet Shop Boys — Their breakthrough hit "West End Girls" was one of the biggest songs that year |
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By *r1dayMan 7 days ago
Middlesbrough |
"Phhhhhhsshh-ti-com" said Ivor. |
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Kay’s catalogue lingerie section was my early porn, progressing to thrown away mags in hedgerows and woods |
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Up a bit, down a bit, right a bit. Fire
Bernie the Bolt on The Golden Shot |
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Sat 1 a German. Channel was a regular on a Fri night when you might see a boob or a woman in underwear 😋 |
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"So, you have a question for Five Star?"
"Yes, I have a question for Five Star. I'd like to know ....WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SHIT?!" |
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