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"Medicines
That's not inconveniencing people, that could result in pain or serious health problems 
Give it a rest! It's a bit of fun. If you can't join in, move on. 🙄"
True. This has been one of the most novel threads for a long time.
Even I couldn't ruin it! |
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One pin from every plug.
The spring from every remote that holds batteries in place.
Kettle lid
The bar for every door handle
The drawer from the washing machine
The grub screw that holds all the tap handles on.
Shower head/bath plug
The labels from all the spices in the kitchen. |
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Kettle - years ago we had a break in at night. The dog disturbed them and we initially thought they'd got away without taking anything. Until breakfast the next morning that is... when we went to make a cuppa, and only the stand for the kettle was there! 🤦🏻♀️ |
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For the past 35 years I have been breaking into people’s homes and taking single socks out of washing machines and tumble dryers.
I have traveled the length and breadth of the country silently taking socks on an unparalleled crime spree.
In addition I have spent the last decade taking one piece of cutlery from dishwashers, go and check, I guarantee that you have an uneven amount of knives forks and spoons.
I feel so much better getting that off my chest |
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"For the past 35 years I have been breaking into people’s homes and taking single socks out of washing machines and tumble dryers.
I have traveled the length and breadth of the country silently taking socks on an unparalleled crime spree.
In addition I have spent the last decade taking one piece of cutlery from dishwashers, go and check, I guarantee that you have an uneven amount of knives forks and spoons.
I feel so much better getting that off my chest"
Pure evil |
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"Medicines
That's not inconveniencing people, that could result in pain or serious health problems
Give it a rest! It's a bit of fun. If you can't join in, move on. 🙄"
So you didn'tjoin in with the 'fun'...green arrow to stories and fantasies....
OP, why are you using porn pictures from various porn sites? Have you heard of Google search? |
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There’s some good ones on here already but I’d be petty and steal just one shoe from each pair, the batteries out of the remotes, unscrew the bulbs in the lights enough so they don’t work but not enough to appear out |
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