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I accidentally walked out in front of a car at the traffic lights today. Totally my fault and I have never done it before. Was thinking about what an idiot I was and pretty much did the same thing at the next junction. WTF??! |
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!!
I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳"
Happy to cool it down for you. 🌬️ |
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!!
I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳
Happy to cool it down for you. 🌬️"
Oh I couldn't possibly allow that.
Oh. Go on then.  |
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"Went all the way to Sainsbury’s before realizing once parked up I had left not just my purse at home but also my phone … so basically a wasted 50 minute round trip for sod all! 🤦🏼♀️"
How annoying and in this heat! I went to the shop the other week and couldn't find my purse when I got there. Id throw it in the wheelie bin with the recycling on the way out 🙈 |
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Going inside our storage container at work. It's a death box.
Also standing outside in the sun at 1pm and literally feeling the heat as a physical force, and the skin on my arms crisping up inside five minutes (got back in the shade again ASAP) |
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"Went all the way to Sainsbury’s before realizing once parked up I had left not just my purse at home but also my phone … so basically a wasted 50 minute round trip for sod all! 🤦🏼♀️
How annoying and in this heat! I went to the shop the other week and couldn't find my purse when I got there. Id throw it in the wheelie bin with the recycling on the way out 🙈"
Multitasking at its finest! Lol |
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By *Effy-Woman 4 days ago
Scotland |
Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre.
The car is only three months old.
Omg, along with a few other things were said. |
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"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre.
The car is only three months old.
Omg, along with a few other things were said."
Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs |
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I made the mistake of exploring Instagram during the week, and Holy shit the racist videos on there are appalling and the comments cheer them on. There are clearly a huge number of utter racists out there. I was quite shocked at how blatant it was. Luke |
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My mum messaged me earlier and the first two sentences I could see on the notification was basically went to see nan and the curtains were still shut and no response… OMG I think she is dead
Turns out she had fallen out of bed and couldn’t get up but was fine! That’s mine |
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By *rad670Man 4 days ago
South Lakes |
I think my last OMG moment was less than a week ago when I met a couple on a quiet car park for a bit of fun, they had some amazing photos but as we know photos can usually make you look a lot better than in the flesh and you become a master of shadow and good angles, suck the stomach in etc. BUT this time when in the back seat this stunner dropped her shoulder straps and let her summer dress fall it was a true OMG moment, I was in awe of the most perfect breasts I've seen in the flesh for a long time. |
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By *Effy-Woman 4 days ago
Scotland |
"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre.
The car is only three months old.
Omg, along with a few other things were said.
Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs "
I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared  |
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"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre.
The car is only three months old.
Omg, along with a few other things were said.
Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs
I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared "
Should have told them to take a breathalyser 😂 |
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By *Effy-Woman 4 days ago
Scotland |
"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre.
The car is only three months old.
Omg, along with a few other things were said.
Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs
I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared
Should have told them to take a breathalyser 😂"
Missed opportunity! |
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By *iver78Man 4 days ago
barton upon humber |
"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre.
The car is only three months old.
Omg, along with a few other things were said.
Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs
I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared "
Hope you got there badge numbers , took me over two yrs to claimed repaires back when an fire engine shoved my van a few yrs back!! |
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By *Effy-Woman 4 days ago
Scotland |
"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre.
The car is only three months old.
Omg, along with a few other things were said.
Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs
I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared
Hope you got there badge numbers , took me over two yrs to claimed repaires back when an fire engine shoved my van a few yrs back!! "
We did! Their sergeant came out to deal with it. |
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By *iver78Man 4 days ago
barton upon humber |
"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre.
The car is only three months old.
Omg, along with a few other things were said.
Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs
I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared
Hope you got there badge numbers , took me over two yrs to claimed repaires back when an fire engine shoved my van a few yrs back!!
We did! Their sergeant came out to deal with it. "
Good  tbf once they got someone to actually look into it they did get it sorted and they did great job of the repaires
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!!
I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳"
🤣🤣😬 Sorry shouldn't laugh |
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I just got in the car and to my shock there is a piss flap stuck on the seat! At least I think it was! I thought it was one of those pigs ear treats for dogs for a minute and thought we were having a puppy! But also no!
Mr 🐺 |
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"I just got in the car and to my shock there is a piss flap stuck on the seat! At least I think it was! I thought it was one of those pigs ear treats for dogs for a minute and thought we were having a puppy! But also no!
Mr 🐺 "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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"When my fab crush looked at my profile, not once, but twice. Haven't spoken to them though as we're so far away but was such a good confidence boost that my profile caught their attention 😅"
Why not speak to them? |
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!!
I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳"
Guy who walked past me today, with a very obvious huge dick. I mean huge. Must’ve been 10 inches. Very visible all the way down the leg of his shorts. Never seen anything like that in my life |
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!!
I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳
Guy who walked past me today, with a very obvious huge dick. I mean huge. Must’ve been 10 inches. Very visible all the way down the leg of his shorts. Never seen anything like that in my life"
haha wow this is hot |
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!!
I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳"
Trying to have a sensible convo with you that makes me OMFG |
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!!
I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳
Trying to have a sensible convo with you that makes me OMFG"
Can always block you to save the pain 😎 |
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!!
I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳
Trying to have a sensible convo with you that makes me OMFG
Can always block you to save the pain 😎"
Tried to you still get through |
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"When my husband said I had some fluff on my bum. I then felt and pulled off a dead slug. Seems I sat on it whilst doing the gardening. That's my favourite shorts in the laundry basket."
Ewwwww I think I would have binned them!😱 |
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By *4bimMan 2 days ago
Farnborough Hampshire |
"Today the amount of pedestrians that only look one way when crossing the road
Dickheads everywhere 🤷🏼♀️
Oh yes indeed a bit of sun and there brains melt "
It's becoming common place to see painted on pavements 'look up' at crossings because people are looking down at the phone wearing noise cancelling headphones |
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!!
I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳"
About 3mins ago when I received my 5th shitty message of the day
Just because women are on here doesn't mean we don't have standards
So peedoff I've totally closed my inbox 😡 |
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I live on a farm, was trying to drive out of the driveway but my chickens were in the way. I was too busy concentrating on where they were so I didn't accidently run them over that i wasn't concentrating on the gate and knocked my wing mirror into it. The actual mirror was hanging off so I got out the car and pushed it back in thinking all was fine. Oh no... when was driving high speed on the main road the fucker decided to just fall off now its somewhere on the road probably smashed to smithereens |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 42 minutes ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"I was going to say watching Germany lose on pens last night, but that's been replaced with waking up to see Netherlands also losing on pens to Morocco 😄"
1 player for each team brought on specifically for a penalty and they both missed 🤐 |
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"I was going to say watching Germany lose on pens last night, but that's been replaced with waking up to see Netherlands also losing on pens to Morocco 😄
1 player for each team brought on specifically for a penalty and they both missed 🤐"
It never works out and in addition to not being able to play themselves into the game, I imagine it only puts more pressure on them. It's bizarre that it still happens. |
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A bit of a nerdy one for me. A few days ago I discovered the singer behind this years UK Eurovision entry is a massive geek of all things mechanical and has his own YouTube channel documenting it. Mr. |
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