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Guys, do you fuck watermelons?
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I always thought the skin of a watermelon would be too hard and weird.
Is there not like a giant version of a peach that you could get the stone out and go for? That skin seems way friendlier than hard watermelon rind 💜 |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago
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"I like it when you pull your todger out of it and the watermelon makes a fanny fart noise 
Do you eat the watermelon afterwards?
Just rim it "
I was waiting for your epic response, you didn't disappoint
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By *iver78Man 1 week ago
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"If not, why?
Please discuss……….."
Kinda question the lads ask when they get pissed on alcopops after work but there like eairly 20s and pissed so kinda understand why they would 🤭
Tbh its never crossed my mind but cant for the life of me think why id want to 😵💫 |
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Tbh I’ve never had that urge and how do you know if they give consent or not or even legal age ? Is a honeydew melon acceptable or is that classed as cheating ? Plus you know what they say if there’s no pictures it never happened ? X |
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"I always thought the skin of a watermelon would be too hard and weird.
Is there not like a giant version of a peach that you could get the stone out and go for? That skin seems way friendlier than hard watermelon rind 💜"
We cut a hole in it silly  |
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"I always thought the skin of a watermelon would be too hard and weird.
Is there not like a giant version of a peach that you could get the stone out and go for? That skin seems way friendlier than hard watermelon rind 💜
We cut a hole in it silly "
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"I always thought the skin of a watermelon would be too hard and weird.
Is there not like a giant version of a peach that you could get the stone out and go for? That skin seems way friendlier than hard watermelon rind 💜
We cut a hole in it silly "
Yeah but you'd still be aware of the edges of the hole right?
And balls slamming against hard watermelon would be very different to against soft peach 💜 |
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"I always thought the skin of a watermelon would be too hard and weird.
Is there not like a giant version of a peach that you could get the stone out and go for? That skin seems way friendlier than hard watermelon rind 💜
We cut a hole in it silly
Yeah but you'd still be aware of the edges of the hole right?
And balls slamming against hard watermelon would be very different to against soft peach 💜"
Have you seen the kip of some of the fannys that are knocking about? |
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"Be careful of where the pips go, so a friend told me 😳 "
No pips, you cut a hole in the end just a little tighter than the thickness of your erect penis
Then scrape out all seeds with a spoon, and squish up the insides a little then slide your erection deep inside and slowly fuck, or sit back and stroke the melon up and down, it feels amazing
Even better if you warm the whole melon in warm water first before cutting hole and spooning out seeds.
So I've been told anyway! Haven't tried myself |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 1 week ago
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"Be careful of where the pips go, so a friend told me 😳
No pips, you cut a hole in the end just a little tighter than the thickness of your erect penis
Then scrape out all seeds with a spoon, and squish up the insides a little then slide your erection deep inside and slowly fuck, or sit back and stroke the melon up and down, it feels amazing
Even better if you warm the whole melon in warm water first before cutting hole and spooning out seeds.
So I've been told anyway! Haven't tried myself "
Ye know too much
Too much! |
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And a warm apple pie too… 🥧 
