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Bit of daftness for a Saturday.
Imagine you’re going to an party and someone who you have no interest in whatsoever but nevertheless hits on you every time you see them will also be attending.
Describe an outfit you would wear specifically to try and put them off trying it on. |
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"Bit of daftness for a Saturday.
Imagine you’re going to an party and someone who you have no interest in whatsoever but nevertheless hits on you every time you see them will also be attending.
Describe an outfit you would wear specifically to try and put them off trying it on."
It’s taken quite some imagination as I can’t remember the last time I was hit on at a party but I’m thinking a knitted tank top and sandals with socks! |
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"Bit of daftness for a Saturday.
Imagine you’re going to an party and someone who you have no interest in whatsoever but nevertheless hits on you every time you see them will also be attending.
Describe an outfit you would wear specifically to try and put them off trying it on.
It’s taken quite some imagination as I can’t remember the last time I was hit on at a party but I’m thinking a knitted tank top and sandals with socks!"
Just needs a bucket hat for absolutel perfection 👍 |
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"Oodie, pyjamas, fluffy bed socks, crocs...oh and a sleep bonnet. Probably add one of those face masks you let set and then peel off. "
As the late great Sean Lock would say “ that’s a challenging wank” 😂 |
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By *avidNPMan 2 weeks ago
manchester |
"I would suggest my gardening uniform I wear for work would turn people off me.
What is it then ?"
A green polo shirt
A baseball cap
Workwear shirts or trousers
Steal toe boots
A fleece if it’s a bit cold |
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"Bit of daftness for a Saturday.
Imagine you’re going to an party and someone who you have no interest in whatsoever but nevertheless hits on you every time you see them will also be attending.
Describe an outfit you would wear specifically to try and put them off trying it on.
It’s taken quite some imagination as I can’t remember the last time I was hit on at a party but I’m thinking a knitted tank top and sandals with socks!
Just needs a bucket hat for absolutel perfection 👍"
I’m thinking a Panama to really make me look like my dad 😂😂😂 |
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"I would suggest my gardening uniform I wear for work would turn people off me.
What is it then ?
A green polo shirt
A baseball cap
Workwear shirts or trousers
Steal toe boots
A fleece if it’s a bit cold "
Rugged workman look is likely to have many admirers |
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"Bit of daftness for a Saturday.
Imagine you’re going to an party and someone who you have no interest in whatsoever but nevertheless hits on you every time you see them will also be attending.
Describe an outfit you would wear specifically to try and put them off trying it on.
It’s taken quite some imagination as I can’t remember the last time I was hit on at a party but I’m thinking a knitted tank top and sandals with socks!
Just needs a bucket hat for absolutel perfection 👍
I’m thinking a Panama to really make me look like my dad 😂😂😂"
😂😂😂 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
Orange corduroy leggings
A pink t shirt with a teddy bear on it that says Ready Teddy Go
A wolf print fleece jacket
Grey sports socks
Grandma Velcro sandals
Accessories:
My hair in a pineapple updo with all the ends crimped
Bright blue eyeliner
Pale pink pearlescent lipstick
Some elastic bangles on my wrists
Big big dangly earrings
One of those beaded necklaces that the beads could pop it apart or back together
And I’ll carry everything I need in one of those enormous checkered shopping bags |
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"Orange corduroy leggings
A pink t shirt with a teddy bear on it that says Ready Teddy Go
A wolf print fleece jacket
Grey sports socks
Grandma Velcro sandals
Accessories:
My hair in a pineapple updo with all the ends crimped
Bright blue eyeliner
Pale pink pearlescent lipstick
Some elastic bangles on my wrists
Big big dangly earrings
One of those beaded necklaces that the beads could pop it apart or back together
And I’ll carry everything I need in one of those enormous checkered shopping bags "
Sounds like you’re off to be Dr Who’s newest companion 😂 |
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"Orange corduroy leggings
A pink t shirt with a teddy bear on it that says Ready Teddy Go
A wolf print fleece jacket
Grey sports socks
Grandma Velcro sandals
Accessories:
My hair in a pineapple updo with all the ends crimped
Bright blue eyeliner
Pale pink pearlescent lipstick
Some elastic bangles on my wrists
Big big dangly earrings
One of those beaded necklaces that the beads could pop it apart or back together
And I’ll carry everything I need in one of those enormous checkered shopping bags "
Sounds like something from the 80s 😅
I'd love it 😍 |
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"I'd just wear my fab t-shirt. I know that no woman would come near me then
You can get Site T shirts?? "
I have a t shirt that just says FAB on it across the chest. It seems a suitable deterrent. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"Orange corduroy leggings
A pink t shirt with a teddy bear on it that says Ready Teddy Go
A wolf print fleece jacket
Grey sports socks
Grandma Velcro sandals
Accessories:
My hair in a pineapple updo with all the ends crimped
Bright blue eyeliner
Pale pink pearlescent lipstick
Some elastic bangles on my wrists
Big big dangly earrings
One of those beaded necklaces that the beads could pop it apart or back together
And I’ll carry everything I need in one of those enormous checkered shopping bags
Sounds like you’re off to be Dr Who’s newest companion 😂"
If it includes Tennant I’m in |
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"Mankini and crocs
Bigg Market night?
I was tempted to say a Sunderland top, but I didn't want to be cruel 😘😁
Shots fired 😂😂😂😂
Sorry Stanners
I'm only jesting  "
I know, if there is ever an NE social we can turn up in opposing shirts 😂 |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 2 weeks ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"Mankini and crocs
Bigg Market night?
I was tempted to say a Sunderland top, but I didn't want to be cruel 😘😁
Shots fired 😂😂😂😂
Sorry Stanners
I'm only jesting
I know, if there is ever an NE social we can turn up in opposing shirts 😂"
I'd rather a game of golf.
I wanna see your skills 😁 |
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"I'll wear my crocs, it seems to be enough to put most people off 😂
Crocs are the devils footwear. How can something so ugly be so comfy and versatile 🤣
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They ain't ugly when they have cute jibbets on 😂 |
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"Mankini and crocs
Bigg Market night?
I was tempted to say a Sunderland top, but I didn't want to be cruel 😘😁
Shots fired 😂😂😂😂
Sorry Stanners
I'm only jesting
I know, if there is ever an NE social we can turn up in opposing shirts 😂
I'd rather a game of golf.
I wanna see your skills 😁"
Deal 😁 |
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White t shirt slightly too small with yellow armpit stains x Union Jack cargo pants x crocs with black hiking socks pulled up way to high x smoking a pipe giving off the aroma of a good hard shag x |
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"I have a t-shirt that has the title of a song by one of my favourite artists on it. Whenever I wear it men (and some women) get really upset about it so I’d wear that.
Can you post the quote? "
Unfortunately not as it contains bad wording that is similar to grape |
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