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In what way are you a dick?
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"Better off asking when am I not a dick  "
After thinking how wonderful I am, I’ve actually just fallen down a rabbit hole of all the ways that I’m a dick…
My need for people to know I’m right when I’m right - pure dick move |
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"I dont have an effective filter and expect raw honesty to be something that doesnt effect relationships. "
Apparently when people say “What do you think?” they don’t actually mean “What do you think?”. That is a life lesson I keep on learning. |
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Live with couple people if somthing smells off i throw it out.... only had 1 get mad at me before, he told me off for throwing away moldy bread he said and I quote "i can pick the moldy bits off" absolutely disgusting glad hes gone lol but yh if it smells off it gotta go |
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Im shit at keeping contact. Even with my close friends and family!rubbish at replying to phone calls, texts, messages, social media if your not in front of me im probably going to forget to reply or check in on you. |
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By *iver78Man 7 days ago
barton upon humber |
"You know that uncle who comes round at Christmas, gets pissed and never shuts up?
That's me"
We all have an uncle wanker 🤣 mine turns up whenever he likes sits down and knods off !! He says my house is relaxing 🤣 |
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"None tbh. I am perfection
But perfection is itself a flaw!!
Heard that bollox somewhere"
No the imperfect tell themselves that to ease the reality of not being perfect like myself
It’s just how life is.  |
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Chocolate stealer and proud ….. often say the wrong thing at the wrong time ….. about as subtle as a slap in the face….. if I don’t like you , you’ll know it …. Not very diplomatic…… I’m really impatient driving and often comment on slow drivers , poor indicating and cyclists often get death stares off me ….i think I’ve covered all my dick levels |
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I'll happily take time out of my day just to wind someone up and put them in a bad fettle just because theyve pissed me off. But I wont just do it once, if I know something annoys someone I'll do it for the sake of being a prick
Prime example, got a mate who gets really wound up at people who drag their feet, so I just do it randomly. 🤣🤣 im a really nice person, just a bit of a dick at times |
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When I know a friend of mine has an enemy or an ex and I see them, I say to my friend "oh look, there's your friend". They make eye contact and it becomes really awkward. And then I walk away as if it had nothing to do with me so when they turn to face me I'm gone like Batman. |
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By *lirtyFilthWoman 7 days ago
Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple |
"I’m so hit and miss at replying and keeping in touch with people, I can be so chatty but then I’ll just want to run and hide from everyone, there’s no in between "
This is me to a T too |
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"I don’t mean all the time. But those wee habits we have which, actually, are a bit dickish. What’s yours?
Mine is eating all the chocolate in the house, regardless of who it belongs to 
Mrs TMN "
That’s not dickish. Unattended chocolate is fair game…. |
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By *erdyHollyTV/TS 7 days ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"You know that uncle who comes round at Christmas, gets pissed and never shuts up?
That's me"
Ok serious answer time.
I think I can be over opinionated on certain subjects.
I also think I can try to be too funny too often, which will probably annoy and piss off some people. |
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Being too open about sex & sexuality
I think after 15 or so years here, nothing phases me, nothing surprises me
There's nothing I am embarrassed to discuss - as many of my colleagues have discovered |
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Black humour: (Can you even say that nowadays?) My landlady's huge Kitchen cabinet fell off the wall at the weekend. (Giving her a massive bruise on her shoulder and a nasty bump on her head.) Could easily have killed her. (As it rotated 180 degrees and landed upside down.)
I was thinking seriously about putting a note on the cupboard, after it had fallen. Either saying please don't move. Or, this is where world war 3 started. |
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